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Someone needs to stop that man.

Rewatched Alita in 3d yesterday.

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Can't stop

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first for cute alita

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HALITAH

nth for sneed

now this is an old /alita/ tradition. what was it like?

Where the fuck are they still showing it in 3D? They don't even have it in 2D around here anymore.

>3d general
based and alitapilled

Yeah its a relatively slow movie, but some of the shoots in the movie are just so fucking good.

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Nice OC

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Hello new bread. Please be healed by our oldest pictures of Arita.

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the inside of Wallace's pyramid is genuinely and unironically Kino

Just came back to my /Alita/ after a busy 2 days, anything important happened, save the Jerome shitposting?
Hi Alita bro´s, totally missed ya.

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with what do you make these with?

Movie's Twitter and Instagram are alive again, Blu-ray pre-orders have started at least in Australia

Photoshop

Heaven

> Framed my waifu
I dove right into the deep end of that laifu

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thanks for reminding me senpai

Montreal

She still has 4 showings here at a theater in Times Square in NYC, 2 RealD 3D and 2 digital. She even has her own little dedicated Alita auditorium.

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Accurate. Cryptocurrency still hasn't made it to the moon yet, but Alita has been through the sequel mark three times already.

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Based Waifu poster

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I remember it was the Montreal dude.
Oh and its also still playing in 3D here in Berlin in several cinemas.
And its still playing for another week at least.

>112721204

Man really shitty threads there for a bit huh? Glad we're back to cozy. I should have just a little bit of chill fluff for this comfy thread soon because my other story is hard to write. Need something positive for us all.

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New delivery and some nascent Wickposting.
Welcome back, fren.

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Soon

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Based digits

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>the merge with Disney was possibly the worst trade deal ever in the history of trade deals.
>I will be personally funding the sequels and the creation of a real life Alita.
Thank you all and God bless America.

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Chill fluff is the best fluff.
I'll be on my horse today finishing off the next part of Convalescence. It's finally starting to make the /healing/ turn.

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rosa if you're reading this please consider becoming my gf

>tfw no screening at all in like a 2 hour drive radius.

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Some one say chill?

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When Ido is first putting Alita back together, and it shows his face in an upward shot through a digital display, his expression shows that he knows she's extraordinary. It's an easy-to-miss detail right at the start that ties together their characters and the whole movie.

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Reminds me of when George W. Bush and Karl Rove came out as a big Babylon 5 fans. J. Michael Straczynski had to go lie down for a minute.

It's from The Onion, just FYI.

Might as well be real, The Onion and the Babylon Bee are indistinguishable from this clown world

> Kissu

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>kissu

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Did audiences accept the outlandish stuff when you went to see the movie, or did you hear complaints about stuff like Ido's rocket-hammer, the defense rings, motorball, etc?

Welcome back!

THIS IS NOT A SWAN SONG

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Pedo

>I remember it was the Montreal dude.
>Dude

You make me so mad

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Here's something quick, inspired by all the people worried about the future. It's gonna be ok. We'll figure it out together.

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>silly alita you can kissu yourself

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>kissu

ALITA IS NOT A WHORE

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cute UwU

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cant*

>You make me so mad
why do i make you so mad, my dude?

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I felt like we needed some cute after the worry of the last threads. I love you all no matter who you are.

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I'm not a dude. But I guess we are all sexless user here. So I guess I should be mad.

Here have an oc

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I meant I shouldn't be mad

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I know this gets said nearly every other thread but the amount of work WETA did on Alita's CGI blows my mind, and kinda hypes me for Avatard 2 as I'm guessing Jim's not going to let a nearly 2 year old movie trump the rebirth of that series.

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No you shouldn't be mad because i think in 99% of all cases its a consequence of lack of information with no ill intention involved.
I certainly didn't even think about it consciously.

Be like water my fren
I am totally not working on OC with pic related.

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Zoe wishes she were 1/1000000th the woman Alita is

What's the OC give it to us

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It really is a wonderful thing we have here. Love you all so much.

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Alita wants you to have a clean car

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This just made my morning better.

I am very excited to read it. It's what I love about you and CO- your writing is so different. Yours is intricate and detailed, like a well crafted paiting. CO's is dynamic and tempo-heavy, keeping us on the edge as we move from scene to scene. They're great counterpoints for different days and moods!
Thanks friends. I'm gonna get some sleep so keep the lights on for this cozy evening!

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I love you guys. I'm a pleb who didn't know a single thing about /ourgirl/ when I went to see her for the first time. If I hadn't taken my chances I never would've met any of you.

Are the wrappers opened? Or is she pointing out the driver's left chocolate out in the sun?

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needs some more cooking, be patient

at one point... what else is there to discuss. i have seen the movie and liked it. i have read the manga for free in a bookstore in 1998, thought it was not really interesting since it was a bit passé already back then, others manga have built upon it by that time. so yea, they will make a sequel to that movie and that's fine. i don't think it would be a good thing to milk it into 8 movies or more... but maybe a trilogy to round it all up nicely would be ok. what else is there to say about it? the bizarre shilling just make sense in a made up war against caped shit but really ... thats sad, find a real war pls, obsessed bizarro fans makes alita look queer for the normies.

Just look likes some Ubers dirty ride, and guy's before here were a lil trashy, it seems.

It’s time to stop making these threads

Riiiiiiiiight

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No

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Morning flop-kun. glad to see you're still around.

(you)

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>What are you dreaming, little angel?

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>mfw alita opening her eyes for the first time never gets old

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>a-user, what did you put in my o-orange juice?

>Nafin just drink up, sweets.

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If he spends all his money on his face then why did he make himself look so punchable?

Ok its done, OC fresh from the kitchen.

I tried to do something wholesome, you guys and girls be the judge if i got there.

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Desist

That entire scene is like an antidepressant for me. Whenever I'm having a shit day I know exactly where I'm going.

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This a new OC format I spot?

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Its kind of extendable, i am probably do some more later.

ALITA
ALITA YOU HAVE TO STOP NOVA
HE IS GOING TO SAY THE N WORD

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I think ill go next week to see Alita 3d again

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The based Chinese carrying Alita to a squeal

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when is torrent out?

>NOVA STOP

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thread theme
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Good question, there really bad ones about atm. So I would wait unless you can bear the abhorrent amount of garbage advertising on the screen.

And fuck you, you luck son of a bitch

that was fast.
nice

That's what happens when you make something exploitable.

We're not fighting a war, user. We're spreading love.

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go wild with it.
Gives me a feeling of pride and accomplishment whenever i see something i made growing and mutating.

She’s so comfy

There's a theater outside Detroit that still has 3d showings

I think the comfiest scene to me that brings me a lot of joy is the chocolate eating scene. Just her giddy reaction to it never fails to make me happy.

IDO GET DOWN

Downside: It's Detroit

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>I would

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The wrappers are open. I guess she's pointing out it's dirty. However, I would hate if she posted this video without telling the driver anything. Tell him honestly his car should be cleaner. I don't like passive aggressive complaining that doesn't accomplish anything.

>Sorry sir but there is a no single's policy operating in this theater.
>Unless you disclose your top 3 favorite movies.

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Why does she have Tom Cruise teeth?

1. Alita Battle Angel
2. Titanic
3. Baraka
4. Gojira
5. Jaws

FaceApp and Photoshop

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>hugo....
>jackin off cyborgs...

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1. Alita
2. Blade Runner 2049
3. Rush
4. Grand Prix
5. The man who would be king

1. ALI
2. T
3. A

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>Come on in fellow Patrician's

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Thanks!

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Alita is the strongest waifu

A bit more effort applied.

>No worries Alita, your always welcome here.

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What kind of snacks would they have in a theater in Iron City? Since it's a shittier place, and Motorball fans clearly had beer in some shots, what else?

Question for manga fans, how does Zalem stay up with the bottom section removed? You know that whole part where junk gets dropped to the scrapyard, that wasn't holding up Zalem at all? And how did it get like that?

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>hearing the audience.

What sort of theaters do you go to? Are you Black? Most ppl just silently watch a movie most of the time. I've only ever heard blacks make audible reactions, usually when they find something hilarious.

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It's part of a planetary superstructure

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Are there any types of livestock for protein in or outside of Iron City?

Im sure they had popcorn, with all those farms around the city. And lots and lots of flan.

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the color of the left pipe should be blue, not yellow

>What sort of movie theaters do you go to?

NYC movie theaters

When Ido takes Alita out for the first time you see a woman holding a whole chicken by its legs, and another street merchant has small animal cages, and when Ido and Chiren are walking on the pipe you see a butcher wrapping up a piece of meat

OK, this looks like the first time I’ll be watching a movie with the screen all to myself. I’ll let you know if anyone else show up.

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THIS IS THREAD #357
THIS IS THREAD #357
THIS IS THREAD #357
THIS IS THREAD #357
THIS IS THREAD #357
THIS IS THREAD #357
THIS IS THREAD #357

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I mean I'm not sure why I made this but I did?

Also this thread is kinda lacking Rosa's :/

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Nice, have fun fren.

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Oh I didn't even notice those details

I got her all to myself twice

Someone say Rosa?

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BOX OFFICE MOJO UPDATE
>Worldwide: $403,487,379
Hmm, weird, as "The-Numbers" has: $402,623,527

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>Phaw check tha-

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Alita Battle Angel
Robocop
Hellboy
Hot Fuzz
Soldier

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>no Terminator

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My good man, there must be some mistake. I was invited to this showing by our mutual friend Jannie. He told me to give you this on his behalf. ;)

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I'm sorry, James.

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>A true Patrician's taste

>Ahh yes, welcome back.
>Now lets get both of you in here.

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You just say Rosa?!

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youtube.com/watch?v=VBF8uA3UJ6w
Song about Alita fans.

>Do you remember anything? Do you have any memories from before?
>I have memories, but they're not real. They're just implants.
>Tell me one, from when you were a kid.
>I feel strange telling a childhood story considering I was never a child.
>Would it help you share if I made it an order.
>I have one about a fight I was in. I was on the moon running toward an enemy. I jumped into a lariat and kicked another enemy behind that one, taking them both down. It was a brutally efficient move from a low gravity martial art in which I'm well-trained. I was in a great battle between armies in the heavens. An officer called out to me to warn me of another enemy on my flank. And that was it.
>That's a good one.

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What lines from the various trailers have you heard that didn't make it into the final movie?

Better song.
m.soundcloud.com/user-195735274/cyborg-girl-alita

Someone lived this.

>Remember how ordered to kill the wounded?
>How did you kill 500,000 civilians?
>How were you dropped from orbit, executed as a war criminal?

>no single policy
kek, is this a meme or actually happens in murricah:"the land of the free"?

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Thanks, I'm mostly just using manga panels to practice coloring in Photoshop. It's surprisingly fun once you get into it.

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I've only seen it at gun ranges ranges because of the suicides.

Not sure about burgerland, but I know its definitely not a thing here in bongland.

Die Hard, Waterloo and of course Alita Battle Angel

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>Waterloo
One of my favorites from that time period.

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One of the finest war kinos

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what scene is that? when shes arguing with ido about being a bounty hunter?

I liked HAUTAH

Can’t be. Alita is wearing a green shirt in that one.

>tfw know scenes by costume now

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If Alita was a JDM car, what would she be?

She is smoll so she would be Autozam AZ 1

Definitely a Supra

Skyline GTR r32.

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What this guy said.

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I like my Skylines but the Autozam makes a lot of sense also because smol. They should be combined!

Yeah we know man. You've posted this like eight times now. Why are you so desperate for validation on this?

legit question:

was alita's broken body left over from the battle 300 years earlier? or was it there from something else that happened in Zalem more recently

Maybe he’s proud and he didn’t have a lot of money for it

We don’t know yet. It is a mystery

Some people are desperate for validation because they've never experienced it before.

Okay but he's posted it in every single thread since he did it and in every single thread he gets at least one or two comments about how cool and awesome it is.

no need to be sorry, you should be thanking him for the influence he had on one of your favorite movies
>Verhoeven gives oodles of credit to Cameron in the tech department — "When I was doing 'RoboCop,' I studied 'Terminator' very precisely,"

They have it at my theater for big releases. Alita never had it though.

How does Cameron do it, really? In all of his most successful films, the love story is really subtle, but there's a real sense of love and romance that seeps into your heart.

thanks, great pics
I know there's going to be better shots of some of what I post, some will even have big ugly text from the rips, but my focus is just on giving the whole narrative of the movie with pictures and dialogue
very slowly

I love her confident “I don’t give a fuck face” there when she slashes off the grind cutter

You DO own at least one thing thats been withing 100 feet of Rosa salazar, right user?

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>criticizing a guy who probably makes like 11 bucks an hour chauffering Hollywood celebrities
not very Marxist of her desu

The love scenes don’t take you out of the movie.

>B-b-b-but there so expensive user.

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>gives you a literal perfect template that you can scan and and transfer to illustrator, then proceed to order lots of 1000 custom tokens for like 50 bucks.
Based retard Jason Hammond

ive been feeling pretty lonely and sad and seeing you guys get together made me jealous so i shitposted a lot this week and made people argue and get angry
I ask your forgiveness im reading the Mangu now to get in a better /alita/ state of mind
forgive me bros

Alita, you’re a motorball champion. You must be swimming in credits.

Its okay user, at least you came round. Being unnecessarily hateful is really not good for anyone involved.

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if alita sat on my face would her weight break my skull?

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>I hid all the credits I had, and when I went back to find them. They were gone.

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>implying they couldn’t digitally de-age antonio banderas for a jashugan re-cast

Don't worry weebies, this isn't actually me. It's one of your pathetic attempts to slander my goodly name in the halls of this filth-pit.

I will not be deterred by such efforts. In fact I am emboldened.

for you

>fiscally forgetful alita

Somehow it just makes her even cuter

>Implying that I was implying they couldn’t digitally de-age antonio banderas for a jashugan re-cast

And Jerome cant go 8 mins without checking his fav general, cute.

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thank you Alita

is this THE jerome?

anywho once the blu ray comes out these threads will reach new heights of comfyposting

can someone fill me in on where the name Jerome comes from? I've been here day 1 of these generals and I'm still not sure
or is this some arcane meme outside of /alita/ I don't know about ?

They are for sale on Mexican and Australian amazon, but not the US.

pedos

Racists in these threads thought it was a funny name to give to anyone who didn't participate in their circle-jerking over this movie. It's like hearing about a criminal act and saying "Oh I bet it was Tyrone!".

The sequel will be all about the rough and tumble lifestyle of elite motorball player, we watch as Alita rises through the rankings and falls victim to the excess of fame and fortune, eventually losing her way in the parties, drugs, chocolate and oranges.

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Someone claimed the persistant troll was some youtuber(?) And to have found his facebook or some shit, right around here

>gambina
>not a handle of cheap vodka

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>muh conspiracy theories about a single troll

You guys gotta realize that you're an easy target for anyone who uses Yea Forums with any frequency. Your threads are omnipresent and annoying to anyone who browses the catalog. You guys also very frequently create duplicate threads. Lots of people just get fed up seeing the same thing over and over and over again.

Jerome is not singular, that much is certain. Jerome is a collective of anger and frustration. A cry out in the night against weebery and autism. A clenched fist eager to beat upon the skull of these pedophiles in the name of all that is good and virtuous in this nightmare world.

Jerome is the will of God.

Yes god It must be so annoying having to click on a thread you dont wish to participate in constructively, especially when there is a handy filter button. Anyway that's the only (you) your getting from me tonight Jerome.

i just posted "dubs name this faggot" in a thread linking to a classic jerome post and the name jerome won

No shit? Do you have a link or screenshot?

Never stop fighting the good fight. I am with you, brother.

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Never mind, two more people came in so it wasn’t completely solo.

the only autist here is you jerome

Yeah, I thought on my last viewing that I was alone. But then one couple came in just before it started.

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what is IAUTAI?

>tfw your resident troll writes better and produces more lols than any of you guys do

I honestly love this guy

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I WANT THIS FUCKING SHIRT PLEASE user MAKE ONE FOR ME AND SHIP IT OVERSEAS

Smells fresh

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Box office mojo got updated
403.1 million ww.
Will probably end it's run at 404 million. What an ironic number. Also, did anyone notice Alita Twitter's new tweet was about preparing for battle? What did they mean by that?

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My goal is for my OC to be in this gallery, with the masters.

yeah no but seriously your fandom of this film is nothing but a way for you to be pedos on the board while feeling 'safe' and that's why i shitpost here and i think you're a bunch of literal pedophile faggots, i don't know about the other shitposters.. you are fucking scumbags and you deserve to be reminded what spineless trash you are, afraid of rejection from adults so you prey on kids, too afraid to prey on kids so you fetishize this bizarre fucking movie because it's "safe" for you. fucking horrible.

I'm not shirt user, but its really simple and easy to make your own online. Just search T-shirt own design or something like that. And there's loads of websites that do it.

There about to fight the mouse to the death.

Slow night Jerome? heh

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which is why so many of us love a 30 year old woman right? you're trolling isn't really trolling because of how ineffective it is, more like spam, at least it helps bumping the threads

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Welcome back, violence-threat user. Have you deleted all the evidence from your computer yet?

Are you sure?

>user... oh excuse me! i din't know you were changing.
>*looks down slightly*

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if you actually believe this and you are not just shitposting you are a retard

inb4 your*

So, we have a potential three months before the Blu-ray is released. Hopefully a good webrip comes out sooner, because I don't know if some Anons can wait that long before they go mad. It's already happened to some.

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fuck off granny rapist

yeah a thirty year old women who by the magic of hollywood was give cute giant doll eyes and small, childlike body. nothing to see here you are so right..

>psst... someone's got em....

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In the scene in Hugo's bedroom, this is where it's clear that he doesn't like her anywhere near where she likes him. When she gives him her heart, he doesn't take it, because he knows he doesn't deserve it. He doesn't want to be responsible for owning her heart because he simply isn't committed enough. She, on the other hand, has eyes for no one else.

How many times have you been in this situation, anons? Where someone loves you fully and is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy. And you don't feel the same. Cameron just made this girl super cute, so we sympathize with her. But what if she was ugly? What if she was normal looking? How many times has a normal looking girl loved you like Alita loved Hugo? Does Alita's cuteness on the outside represent, symbolically, purity of willpower on the inside, in whatever form that takes (love, intention, morality, 'all or nothing')?

Could Hugo have ever loved Alita the way she deserved to be loved? Alita was attracted to Hugo the moment she saw him. Hugo was attracted to the craftsmanship of her hands.

Is true love possible amongst two parties that aren't love-struck on first sight? Could a Hugo learn to love an Alita the way she loves a Hugo?

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>head to Walmart for an errand
>check out drink section in hope of alita Arizona cans
>find out they actually still have them
>mfw
>enough to fill a whole case
>take only two because that's good enough for me
Time to add more to my collection.

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I can't say, fren.
I have never been loved.

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I think that's partially true, but I also think that Hugo was just being nice like you would kinda have to be an arsehole to just take Alitas giga-chad of a Heart just for money.

And I think right before he died he did truly appreciate Alita for what she was.

ty for coming to my ted talk

see And mwf I will never walk into a shop and stumble across one as I live in the UK

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actually you might be right its not so much that you're pedos, you might just be dudes who REALLY want your blow up dolls or whatever to come to life and smile at you and engage and stuff, you know like the real people who can smell this thread on you when you try to talk to them and get immediately repulsed.

My gf has the same body type as Alita and she's over 18, you are just like those over 30yo feminist roasties that hate young women because they look better than them, you are that or you are just bitter because you can't get a young attractive woman and you never will, I'd prescribe you to have sex but since you aren't going to have it anyway or you will have it with a woman over 40 don't bother.

The image of a crying frog REALLY added to the impact of this post that I'm obviously not going to waste my time by reading. Thank you.

THREE MONTHS??

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Half of them are legitimate pedophiles, the other half are so lonely that they enjoy the camaraderie and belonging they feel when they hang out with these pedophiles.

Some of the roleplaying they do comes down to "Wow I wish I had an obsessive Alita gf who would never leave me alone and was super clingy."

They're phenomenally lonely.

The AU release date says July. So US is probably the same.

>Ghost in the Shell
Horrific financial flop
>Alita
Horrific financial flop

Hollywood learned a hard lesson. Expect no further live action anime for at least 10 years.

Well Ive seen on some forums where people collect BluRays, about some dates in may but honestly I'm not going to believe anything until I see an announcement.

And bruh look at these dudes trying too hard to get some (you)'s Its honesty really sad...

My Miami theater drops Alita today, so now there's only one theater in a fifty mile radius of me that has the film. She still has four showings there though, so she'll still be there for another two weeks.

Didn't you read the memo, now the media shills are supposed to say that it was financially successful, you aren't going to get your paycheck with mistakes like that

This is some of the worst bait I've ever seen. You guys need better material.

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Hey dude there's THREE theaters within 15 minutes of me that are still showing this fuckin trash and you can bet your ass that I haven't seen it once nor will I ever. One of the theaters is still showing it in 3d which I bet gets some of you pretty erect.

Do you wish you were me?

>he doesn't know
variety.com/2019/tv/news/cowboy-bebop-netflix-live-action-series-cast-1203180399/
nme.com/news/film/leonardo-dicaprios-akira-live-action-remake-to-begin-shooting2471129-2471129
funny how these 2 were announced in the wake of Alita "horrific" performance

today was also the final day here, went to see it one last time, now I'll just wait for the BR

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These were projects that were put into motion months prior to Alita's flop.

And I PROMISE you that they will flop too.

Normies smell anime from a mile away and detest it with every fiber of their being.

Do we know of any celebrities that like Alita or have mentioned the film? Edgar Wright made a tweet about it, but Del Toro surprisingly hasn't said anything. Kojima said he saw it twice.

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it's just a baiter user, just ignore and hide the post

final day in phoenix as well. sad day. saw it a last 7th time yesterday

I bet you could walk up to Ryan Gosling and say "Hey man have you seen Alita: Battle Angel?" and he'd look confused and say "Uh...no...no I haven't." before turning away from you.

I bet that's what would happen.

Elon Musk

Del Toro's gone off the political deep end. He probably hasn't said anything because he'd get dropped for contradicting the political anti-Alita narrative. It's sad because he's part of the reason the movie even exists.

>the political anti-Alita narrative
Can you elaborate on this?

what's that Del toro anti-Alita narrative?

Implying Elon Musk isn't/wouldnt become Nova.

>Leonardo DiCaprio-produced film Akira
pretty based imo
it will likely be shit, but still...

burgers gonna burg, who cares as long as the movies are good

The members of the rap group Brockhampton said that they enjoyed the film

Based James Woods told people to see it instead of Captain Marvel.

let's make a petition to get ryan gosling watch alita lol

lol ok thanks i've read your boilerplate fantastic denial you're ok now go continue being a faggot with my blessing

That a good leftist, feminist or non-christian is not supposed to like Alita because Brie Larson was the first female to ever star in a movie and that is important.

Uh...what? Where did he say any of that?

Just back from my local comic shop and had a hard impulse-buy attack.
Ordered
Battle Angel Alita - Perfect Edition 1-4
Did I do good?
What can I expect?

Comic shop cutie said Mars Chronicles aren´t included.
What would be the best manga editions to add, in about the same quality?

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Based shaka brah

James Woods...though he also fanned the flames of the Alita vs. Captain Marvel social media war

The articles condemning the movie for being sexist/false-feminist, that Alita is "Born Sexy Yesterday," that Alita has a fanbase of women-hating MRA trolls, etc

No, Del Toro's not involved in the narrative. I speculated about why he might be keeping quiet

t. roastie/beta male
the only strong criticism the film has received came from feminist roasties and their beta male followers, go become a statistic subhuman trash

He never said that, but praising Alita could be seen to be stepping off the reservation without a shore pass from the Sea Org.

In all fairness to the media, MOST of the fans of this movie are incels.

joke woke up from 12 hours of sleep
feels nice to have a day off

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Wtf are you even talking about, dude? Scientology conspiracies? Relax man. The movie didn't catch on culturally so celebs don't feel compelled to comment on it. That's it. There's no gigantic conspiracy like that.

Morning sleepyhead

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that's a nice big sleep there fren

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PEDO/SEXDOLL GENERAL! we're totally not creeps really Yea Forums COME IN HANG OUT WITH US!

Anyone else just feel a gigantic wave of nausea overtake them?

There's something about watching presumably grown men speak and act like children that really just turns my stomach.

What country? If it's just the original series you're still missing stuff

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I used it as an image, I forgot that we were talking about Hollywood. No, Scientology isn’t involved here, but there is a degree of social control here. The blue checkmarks don’t have a leader, but they’re playing Telephone with bad ideas like how Captain Marvel is going to make the world better and make Hillary president or something like that.

W A I F U L A I F U

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Is drawfren here? I asked about a motorball pin awhile ago on offerup. Is this still available?

>because he's part of the reason the movie even exists.
What's del Toros involvment?

I'm here, fren. Can you email me instead?

He introduced James Cameron to the OVA who loved it. Cameron then went on to buy the manga and loved it too.

He introduced Cameron to the mangas

Germany, and already noticed there´s a 5th on Amazon.
But I wanted to support my comic shop.

Whoa, so there´s a lot to add to that.

We're gettin /comfy/ and there's nothing Jerome can do about it haha

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Its like when Jerome revives no (you)'s he gets bored and moves on eventually.

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I know it's real.

I know what's real.

i am actually, that perfectly describes your posts lol

Love this, ty fren

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>funny how the jews have been expelled from over a hundred countries and nations throughout history
>what do you mean?

Based RR.

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Somewhere in some obscure corner of the multi-reality, it happened.

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Gunnm/Gally for sure

Alita Battle Angel however is a Type R, for motorball.

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Doll body is an ND. Berserker is a supercharged ND.

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NIGGERS

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I'd watch that movie desu

>DADDY LET ME FUCK NIGGERS
hot

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This may be the greatest fight scene of any movie in history.

Cute

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I'm not a Civic man but I see where you're coming from.

I agree with this 100%

Bruh da hell this this
vlive.tv/video/110094

>absolutely not, young lady
>did you know that despite...

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Took awhile for this one to hit bump limit. Next OP, use a new OC from the last thread, like one of the John Wick ones, that shit was awesome.

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I drove home from my first Alita showing playing the "Motorball" theme in my Type R and it felt so absolutely right.

At the 7 minute mark she just straight up eats a Orange with the peel like in the Movie.

We dont deserve Rosa.

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i actually did that because of the movie a while ago and it wasn't that bad

Wait, this way we can eat mandarines without getting sticky fingers? Mind blown. Also pesticides?

>doesn't inhale before diving into the pool of water
>lets out a long breath emerging from the water inside the ship

I don't think they'd include that without it indicating something about how her cyborg core works

Really refreshing to see the Alita social media team doing stuff again.

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I bet.
I noticed I was riding more recklessly when listening to the Fury Road soundtrack lol

that's amazing

In the manga it's said only the spine (and I guess the rest of the CNS) are the only parts that cybernetics can't replace. Is this the case in the movie too? We see several cyborgs with armored spinal columns, like Grewishka, and the guy who gets his head knocked off by Alita, so I'm guessing so . They don't want anything to happen to their spine. Maybe the metal parts on their spine are also for interfacing with a cyborg body.

Junkie XL knows how to make bombastic music, his weeb roots really show through and he's done some very fun music.

depends, if it's with a tangerine with very thin skin then yeah, but an orange with thick skin would be tougher

I like Junkie XL.
I made a really weeby webm today. It has sound, so I'll have to cross-post.

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NEW THREAD

when I see it in theater I always take the bite out of the orange like she does. But then I peel it and eat it because it doesn't taste very good that way

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