What is your favorite TV show on Netflix?

I once got a blowjob to the theme song of Buffy (at a pace matching the music) but it wasn’t “Netflix and chill”

I like vulgar girls. Prudes and wallflowers irritate me.

incoming 50 year old multiple cat lady who hates men and is a staunch feminist.

This

Western women have completely lost touch with how to behave feminine. They could take a lesson from the women in Southern or Eastern Europe.

what a cute cat

The Marie Kondo show

I lost my virginity during Netflix and chill:

>Invite ex over when we were starting to date
>Hop into bed and start watching some Netflix
>Make out and suddenly our clothes are gone
>Spoon while watching Netflix
>Start rubbing my dick against her pussy and didn't realize she was soaking wet
>She looks back at me and we fuck
>Lose my virginity and made her cum twice (above average dick size + copying what I saw in porn)

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Nothing is a bigger turn off than a girl who tries to be one of the bros. It’s like, shut the fuck up and knit me something.

>there go my nipples again...

Haha, ya man. Its like "give me an ice cold beer, put on the game, and fire up the grill" am i right haha

I used to feel that way but hanging around women who behave like rowdy construction workers changes your perspective

Gross.

>invite my ex
>lose my virginity to her
What the fuck am I reading? Fucking underage retard

Your reading comprehension is terrible.

Dear incels,

Have sex

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>fire up the grill
that's my fucking job you whore. go make the potato salad, bitch.

I'd still take it over excessive timidity, honestly.

"No."

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she sounds like she fucks black men

I LITERALLY CAN'T GET PUSSY THOUGH

>netflix
>favorite
nice meme

Nice try kike.
None before marriage.

>Southern and eastern europe
They're not much different mate. For some reason princess syndrome seems much more common in med countries and the entire body hair thing isn't great. Eastern girls are usually much more promiscuous in my experience. Butch western women obviously isn't great either, but the grass isn't always greener on the other side you know.

God, I want to have sex with her

Watched The Martian while having sex with an ex GF. I kept getting glimpses of stupid jokes in the movie that got me distracted and made me do "wtf" faces while the fatty was riding my semi hard dick.
I only put stuff I have already seen as background noise now.

>Netflix

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Netflix and chill is for normies

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>tfw no netflixer nipple gf

Seconded. It's just very off putting. It's a general trend, though. I blame female comedians for popularising the whole always crudely talking about sex and periods thing in public.

t. SEETHING incels

They are much different. None of that vulgar mannish behaviour.

t. Swede who lives in Italy and has lived in Poland

Do you know how to read?

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Stay Tuned
>qt jap comedy about a news room

>not wanting to live in a world where you can fuck a different chick ever week over tinder
You are such an incel

Enjoy you chlamydia.

I like Limmy's Show

My nipples get hard when I eat a big Mac.

Easier to cure than virginity

Just write "my girlfirend at the time" you fucking mongoloid.

>he doesn't know how to read and now he is embarassed
Yikes! :)

Eastern European women are some of the biggest whores in the world.
t. Eastern European

Hey, so there's a show where like, an episode ends with a chick in bondage gear jumping at a control panel and then the whole town goes up in a methane explosion.
What is the name of that show?

Hard yikes

Powerfantasising incel spotted

Wallah achmed you speak true the kuffar whores are out of line

Not for long though insallah

Back to the discord

Quiet, kuffar. The future is ours and whores will dress modestly like sharia deems

Redpilled
Name one thing about islam that isn't alt-right

Based.

why do normies worship the office so much

tfw no vulgar rapist gf

brown people

>Pavlov's thot

Why does Netflix even have to be involved in the transaction? Why can't she just come over to my house to have sex? Why does everything have to be involved in 5 layers of innuendo and implications?

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Probably sounds like an engine trying to turn over down there.

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This.
Everytime they throw compliments at me or slap me in my ass I feel like i'm just an fucktoy for them.

I don't understand how you can be this much of a little bitch and talk about gender roles. Zero self awareness

>It’s like, shut the fuck up and knit me something.
lmao, the genders are changing.
Look at this sentence, you type like a fucking woman now.
Americans are pathetic.

But user you don't have any bros.

lmao, the west is turning your women into whores.
Your children will spend all their paychecks in smartphone gacha games.
Islam will be destroyed from within.

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You are American

Pavlov's doggy style is way smarter, but you just had to squeeze in a decade old meme.

>I-its my c-choice to abstain my

It is the easiest time to get laid since the emperor of Rome was dedicating his orgies to Saturn. What the fuck are you doing? Hit the gym

How do you know?

Have sex

>t. Ahmed

Good.
I like it when they can be turned on easily.

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Enjoy using video games, shitposting and porn to distract yourself from the existential malaise that will only grow the longer you go without the sense of meaning and profound connection that comes with experiencing another human on an intimate level.

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