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>kissu

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Fuck yeah, Blu-rays here we come!

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First for: I THINK ALITA SUCKS

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LINK ME IM AN AUSFAG TOO

Where do i find this

Alita and John wick edit when?

The people in the motorball crowd are fucking hilarious. When they leave there just some dude in the back chugging a forty.

>And then I almot shot her in the face
>But then she disarmed me, this little girl packs quite a punch
>I'm glad we solved the issue talking because I'm not sure who'd win between the two of us

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Still come during normal hours, but we also need to remember to just avoid the conversations. If someone complains about it, don't respond, it only drags out the conversation. Anyways, back to the real comfy hours.

I love that guy he's enjoying sports the way they should be

>Boop

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Just check Amazon or other AU sites.

>kissu

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>hugo...
>jackin off cyborgs...
>your little girlfriend might take that personally... dontcha think?

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IT'S HAPPENING

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I framed my waifu

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EzyDVD

Looks like it's prime comfyposting hours

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LIST OF /ALITA/ APPROVED CHARACTERS FOR PARTNERSHIP WITH /OURGIRL/:

>CYBORGS
K (technically)
Bucky
T800

>HUMANS
Judge Dredd
Todd

>GUNKATA PRACTITIONERS
>Preston
>John Wick

Alita would fuck John Wick up let's be real. She deflected literally the first shot fired at her by the centurions, she's way faster and stronger than he is and she can even cut teardrops in half

>You framed my picture user?
>I don't remember giving you...

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I don't know how or why Buckyposting started but I love it. Full homo.

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I like your frame user

I didn't even notice him until my 10th view. This movie just keeps on giving.

I want more K and Alita edits, those are my favorites.

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That list is fucking rad. We should add a robot category.

>look deep into my eyes user...I want to tell you something...

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He's allowed to stay as long as he doesn't break her heart

Alita was supposed to meet Zapan not Hugo.

excuse you, I think you meant to say /OUR/ waifu
y-yes... I'm looking

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Also the guy who gets fucking donked by Ido when he's trying to get Alita's attention is pretty funny

Captain America stopped Thanos with his bare hands
Don't go too crazy with your retionalization of who wins, if a fight where to happen the results would be up to the whims of the writters, not logic or anything like that

She’d respect John Wick user.
John Wick would be Ali’s gun dad.
Alita is more powerful but learning from him how to fuck everyone up with guns would make her even stronger

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Astro Boy
Tima from Metropolis

36th for PREGNANT Alita!

Astro boy is a surprisingly good pick

Robocop.

Well then tell her to stop looking at me like that, it's not my fault.

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THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

H-hey guys. Mind if I join you? Got some blankets with me

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Oh for sure she'd respect the hell out of him but for his sake they had better not get in a fight is all I'm saying

Isn't RoboCop technically a cyborg?

>I hung my anime waifu on my wall

At what point does a man completely give up on ever find a real wife?

Sure drifter. You look cool to me.

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I don’t know why or how but Sly (Rambo) Arnold (Terminator) and Bucky joining Alita in some type of expendables team up makes a lot of sense

Oh sorry, were all full. Maybe the next town over. I'll give you a ride over there.

That would be so fucking manly. It fits Alita, since her film is basically an 80's action film.

Alita can't get pregnant user why do you keep bringing this up

>staying movie accurate

Nice, user.

Adam Jensen

At around three fiddy in the morning

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never soon enough

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I totally see them having a daughter dad dynamic. And don't foget both of them love dogs.
John would also get along with McTeague

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HE WILL BE ADDED TO THE LIST
ASTRO BOY IS IN CONTENTION. I DO NOT KNOW YOUR OTHER SUGGESTION.
ROCKY IS A GOOD SPARRING PARTNER

Why would any rational dude want a real wife?

Yes he's more of a cyborg than the T-800 for sure

phd here. in 300 years we will have real alitas. man can devote himself to the cause and shave a couple years off that number, in which case, he is not giving up--he is committing himself to a greater cause

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>Alita can't
Alita can do anything.
Moreover, it was reborn in a biological body.

I like these random team ups
Will make a lot of photoshop OC tomorrow after work

shit I was going to link you to the Metropolis anime on youtube but it just got taken down

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>pssst

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> 300 years

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Goddamn. Just imagine how it would feel sliding your dick between those lips. Imagine.

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As an interesting thought, I think it's pretty fucking impressive characterisation that we can have a very feminine cyborg slotting perfectly in to the machismo of 80s action. I genuinely don't know how JC and RR did it but it just works.

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2563

>Will make a lot of photoshop OC tomorrow after work
That's great, I can bring ideas sometimes but I have no talent nor the tools for creating quality OC.

Ok then link pictures of that Alita next time then, the one in the movie never had a womb in the first place

Here's a cozy picture of Tima

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Thanks Godd Howard, but Rodriguez comes directly from that school of thought, just look at how badass his other films are. Cameron too, remember he made Terminator and Aliens.

Delet this

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Based trips of truth

Kishiro gets a lot of credit for that

Hope you're joking. That's John Rambo, not Rocky Balboa.

You’re doing your part by just being here fren

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Can someone edit this with the arizona cans and merch? Seems like something drawfren would appreciate.

I nominate Johnny Rico and John Spartan

Cans and the Funko Pop

T-thanks guys. It's comfy in here

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MD Geist both are merciless soldiers who can't stop

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>John Spartan

All the new swear words she will learn and him being proud of her for saying them.

I’m torn between Rambo or Rocky teaming up with Alita
Ali already has John Wick as her gun dad, so while Rambo is a more fitting character in her world, Rocky being her motivational coach would be kino. Could you imagine him training her with “Gonna fly now” playing in the background? And telling her “common kid, get up!” in a fight against Grewishka

drop some pngs if you got em and ill do it tomorrow

fuck i hate to say it but the way she says "we could be a team!" is adorable in this shot

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> I wanna be a hunter warrior

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Is there legit a shot where Alita isn't adorable?

>tfw we'll never get a Platinum developed Alita game
Every time I see these renders it hurts. I want it so badly.

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Go Rambo, FAGGOT

I don't think it makes any sense to include those guys. K is an android and Todd is from a Blade Runner spin-off so they make sense, Dredd is from another awesome sci-fi so he's fine but we can't just include anybody without a reason

>*sniff*

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>You can't be a hunter warrior with such a goofy face, young lady.

I don't have them.

Does anybody have cutouts og alita cans?

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can we all agree this is her greatest face?
it's so fucking goofy and epic

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Mine favorite is still when she gets licked by the dog.

Never say never. It would be a dream if Kojima convinced them to do it.

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>HUMANS
Guts

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It's the cutest

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>i'd appreciate that
>thanks
>for everything

Hnnnnnng

I love all her facial expressions user

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It will never not be this smile.

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Never.
Men always hope that they will meet their Alita.

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nevermind you're totally correct
and her little laugh
WILL YOU LET ME HUG YOU ALITA?
THAT'S THE QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED

Hey guys, I'm reposting this pic of the meetup in case anyone mis... wait, is that Jerome?

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this is why I'm so fucking glad Avatar won the coin toss back in the late 2000s and got made first
Alita simply could not have been as simultaneously expressive and realistic if she'd been released in 2009

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Add Paul Blart to the list, thank you
-PB

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Looks like a team of Teenage Battle Angel Cyborgs.

Alita would not play Rosa Salazar.
What a nightmare reality ...

oh hey meetup anons

Rosa IS Alita, it still blows my mind that every expression she makes comes from Rosa

God imagine if they put Keanu in the sequel without saying anything about it in marketing, as a surprise.

I think the whole theater would legitimately cheer and clap the moment he showed up on screen.

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

I feel like that would take me out of the movie actually

Shit, what quote is that from? That sounds so familiar.

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

I need to watch Mk18 videos while I monitor this thread

Sorry anons, I have a dream.... a Gun Dream

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My sides are in orbit
Shitposting irl was so much fun

what if he and officer K showed up in the same scene?

How many heads would explode in the theater?

>God imagine if they put Keanu in the sequel without saying anything about it in marketing, as a surprise.
10/10

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thats pretty cool where was this?

Irvine Spectrum. Pretty sweet mall.

He'd make a great knucklehead, I can't help but imagine john wick style gun-fu with Alita.

Going to bed now frens, I'm tired and I've got a headache. Stay comfy

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good night

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Sleep well, fren.

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>Stopping
>Ever

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Stay comfy user, a great way to get a good night of sleep is to read something for a few minutes before bed. Last night i read some of the manga under lamplight and had a great night of sleep.

Is Kansas a Factory bar? I thought everyone in Iron City worked for the factory in some capacity. Is the barman self-made or does he work for the factory? Is there insurance in the future? Who's going to pay for/fix all the damages Zapan, Alita/Ido, Grewishka, and others are responsible for in the bar?

Ido was exaggerating when he said everyone worked for the Factory. He doesn't work for them himself, does he?

How screwed are we if Jim just lets Disney have it?

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There's a cute scene in the movie novelization that I'm guessing was cut from the movie. In it, Alita and Hugo are practicing motorball, and it quickly becomes apparent that Alita's talent goes beyond what she can do with the roller blades. She wants to try on the wheel-feet that professional motorballers wear. Hugo takes off her beautiful doll body feet and admires the craftmanship and catches himself wondering how much they'd be worth on the black market. Then he puts the wheel feet onto Alita who smiles with glee.

I'm a foot fag and I need this in my life. The scene better be in the director's cut.

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delete this because i will never experience that either

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Well, in the flashback scene with his daughter, his medical coat has the factory logo on it.

I won't consider anything they make canon

>I'm a foot fag

You get a pass this time

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All of this inspired me to make my first OC, I couldn't resist.

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Because he was a motorball tuner. I'm assuming part of the pay and benefits include lab equipment, including that coat. After that he became self employed (save for being a hunter warrior).

time to sleep
goodnight

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Aw, how fucking cute.

Uh oh, everyone's going to sleep.

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He's a dog lover, I like that.

But then his dog gets killed...

I don't think Disney would do too bad of a job. They'll just pretend that they've always liked Alita and stick to Jim's diversity-lite script.

John Wick does not stand by in the presence of evil

He learned his lesson with Terminator. He's not doing it again user, seriously.

>Keanu play this

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yeah a black alita played by a different actress wouldn't be so bad

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>Jim just lets Disney have it
That means Jim has been replaced.

She'll tire herself eventually, I mean how strong could her heart be? I'll just wait her out.

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UPDATED LIST OF /ALITA/ APPROVED CHARACTERS FOR PARTNERSHIP WITH /OURGIRL/:

>CORE
CYBORGS/ROBOTS:
Agent K
Bucky
T800
Robocop

HUMANS
Todd
Judge Dread
John Wick
John Preston
Eric Draven (debatably human)
Guts

>SECONDARY
CYBORGS/ROBOTS:
Adam Jensen
Astroboy

HUMANS
Rocky/Rambo (unsettled)
MD Geist
John Spartan

THIS LIST IS ORGANISED BASED ON PREVIOUS THREADS AND OC. IT MAY CHANGE DEPENDING ON THE OC PRODUCED IN THE NEXT THREADS.

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Well, the threads certainly are quiet now. Also, awesome picture.

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Too strong for you.

>Forgetting the attention whore

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I'm just watching gun videos. I'm too broke to buy or build anything right now so I have to scratch the itch somehow.

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Top kek on the gif lad, well done.

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Namefags do not count.

Btw anyone got a cutout of the Alita: Battleposting signature?

300 years later.gif

Is that a Facebook group? I've seen content posted from there, but I've never been there nor in the Chinese forums.

What about this guy?

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All I have is the general thread logo, which was made for here. I think the Battleposting thing was for Facebook.

>local gun shop has a $2500 rifle on sale for $1800
What would Alita and John Wick do?

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No, Mark Hamill should play him.

>Don't worry user we're just sparring

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excellent edit user
get youtself a good gun

Did not expect Keanu edits to pop up like this, but I'm in favor of it.

>Depends on the kind of rifle
>Is it... robust? precise?

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I really want it but I don't need it. It's strictly an impulse buy.

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If you have the cash to drop on a $1500 impulse buy then you already know the answer to the question

POF P308 plus a Leupold scope. It's a work of art.
I dothe problem is that I have other things at that price point that I want too

why don't you ask Alita? Evens get it, Odds dont
dubs get BOTH things fuck the cost

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>Interesting, buying that would not be a mistake.

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rolling
your damn role playing is making me laugh

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This is the beginning of a new era of OC

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make sure you post pics when you get the gun now since ALITA has spoken

Man, I am really liking these fucking edits, we have a new goldmine here.

I know what I would do, sit around for a few days mulling it over, then back out and spend the money on ammo instead.

As daddy thumb says, you can't look cool if you don't train.

The phone screen goes a long way- I can see a cameron announcing a sequel edit present in spirit

we need a webm of the second panel with this scene

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Already have a couple thousand rounds. But I do agree that it's better to buy more ammo than to buy new guns.

Ha, fucking excellent.

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or this one

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I've actually been thinking about picking up a new gun myself, but I'm a super poorfag.

Cool. Which gun?

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Yeah my exception to that rule is that I like to have one nice gun and one burner gun per purpose - that is, if I have say, a CQB AR, I want one "nice" one, and one shitty one that I can run thousands of rounds of steel through without concern for destroying the barrel or anything.

I also value ultra-cheap builds as stash guns.

I even apply this to my weirding modules.

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The graphics of this movie absolutely kick my ass

Probably a GP100, or a levergat of some sort in .357. Both a little much. I'd also love a Ruger Mk IV, it was the first gun I ever shot and I love plinking with .22

it is just incredible

Where are you at user?

Oh shit, now she moves!

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SHOULD PAUL ATREDIES OR DUNCAN IDAHO BE ADDED TO THE SECONDARY APPROVED CHARACTERS?

I have no idea who duncan idaho is, so I would say Paul.

I would even say Paul should be primary approved, but I guess I'm a little biased.

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My only rule with ARs is you can never have too many. One of the reasons why I love that platform so much is that you can keep buying barrels and parts that wear out and you don't have to worry about fitting. With other guns I do get a little worried about running thousands of rounds through them.

Exactly. I went through a phase at first where I thought two was fine. Then I got another. And another. And pretty soon it was a runaway addiction, and I stood back and was like "shit I need to stop this." Now I'm in the phase of accepting my addiction. I just buy anything that looks like a good deal first, and cry about it later.

Does anyone have this pic without the mouse in it?

>gp100
Mein Neger

I'm a brainlet

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I have it right here

Oh no! You must stop giving her chocolate.

bam

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10 years and 13 days in MS paint

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thanks senpai

The whole thing could be a webm, this scene of John Wick would work perfectly with most of the webms we already have.

Exactly, that's what I meant.

Alita, BR2049 and John Wick are the Kino Trinity.

Fuck it, i'll do it tomorrow

We now have loads of .webm possibilities. Will get to them sometime tomorrow.

>Those eyes

Every goddamn time

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Alita will never ask you
>does it bother you thant I'm not completely human?

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The cyber must flow!

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I FORGOT ABOUT THESE EDITS. PAUL WILL BE ADDED.

The output in these threads is just insane.

How people can look at those eyes and not think they're the fucking most precious and goddamn cutest thing in existence is beyond me.

Yes. Excellent.

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And yet it somehow happens, and people even go so far as to complain about them.

As far as I'm concerned those people might as well be communists.

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>Gun Dad is taking me for a horseback ride user, I'll be back later!

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>o-okay... have fun

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>Ok Alita! But tell him he's bleeding!...

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I'll just glue it.

>He's always bleeding after he's back from work, I don't know what he does, and I'm a bit scared of asking

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WICKED

BASED

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fuck, I tried. I'm kinda high.

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN THIS CITY

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kek

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100/10 I love it high user

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>When you can't decide whether to watch the John Wick club scene or play Swan Song again

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>This shit doesn't deserve a general
>Shit movie flopped, time to stop talking about it
>You've run out of stuff to talk about so just move on
>Stop talking about this flop already
>Why does this shit still have a general
>Imagine caring this much about a movie, what losers
>This shit isn't going to make it past 50 threads let alone 99
>Your movie is out of theaters your threads are going to wither
>Your general won't make it until blurays release

Have you tried playing both at the same time?

>But dad, it's fine!
>He likes dogs, he must be a good person

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Reminder that shit I already forgot where I was going with this I just wanted to post this hot fanart

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Heh it mirrors the critics box office prediction pattern, huh?

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Time to remix it user

This single thread was probably the best we've had since... two days ago. Fuck I love this general so much.

I think you have discovered a new power.

No but I already know that would be a bad idea

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>Ido can a human impregnate a cyborg?

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I agree this thread has been top tier

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>I'm not sure, but I'm also not sure if it has been tried

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Ok this insomnia is getting out of hand, it's time to take the Wal-Sleep Z.

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It's perfect and I love you all!

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Sleep well

The bounty for the replicant Morden was 20000 credits.

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Hey I'm not gone yet, I still have to wait for the stuff to kick in

Reminder that Pristimatis jamescameroni is a species of frog

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Well, I would like to stay up longer and post comfy shit, but I got to go to bed, like the rest of the anons. Thanks for the great bread!

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Any time, mad lad!

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>”Brie Larson / Captain Marvel sucks” shitposts In /Alita/ threads in a nutshell
Kinda surprised on the lack of Alita sucks shitposts while being called incels in any Brie Larson/CM thread

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That cameltoe is extremely heretical

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This usually works

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THREE MONTHS

What the hell am I going to do in the meantime? Christ the amount of shit that can happen in that length of time.

Well at least I know when to ask off work.

Let's keep the lights on. Know it's early hours, but Alita is still here.

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Shit, are we really not getting the Blu-ray until July? Fuck.

Heading to bed myself. Hopefully I can finish the damn beach script soon, cook up some other OC, and/or read a script one of you guys writes. Take a shot, I'll read anything that isn't lewd.

Goodnight, Jerome.

Well I think that AUS date is a bit later that when the rest of the world will get the BluRay. Well I hope so as I've seen earlier dates elsewhere.

He cant keep getting away with it...

While a few of these posts were made by the locals for trolling purposes, I think much of the Breeeeeeposting came from "creatives" in Disney and related entities doing unsanctioned social media posting from work. When we started mentioning the possibility of their activities becoming public through other means - like if their work computers got subpoenaed in unrelated cases (like a lawsuit for unfair pay, let's say) - they either shut up or flipped out completely and posted threats of physical violence which got deleted by jannies.

I'm not the first one to scream about Disney shills, but I think those shills are more incompetent and less well organized than people here tend to give them credit for. The actual social media people in Disney know how to market on positives, they're not asked for advice by these blue checkmark morons

G'night sleepyhead

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Any where else seen a movie screen like this? This ones in the UK, and just wondered if other countries had and similar?

Because they screened Alita on this, but unfortunately there isn't one near me...

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>unsanctioned social media posting from work
These people might be “independent contractors”, but even if they work from home there can be avenues where they get involved in a lawsuit or federal investigation. And even if they’ve not done anything illegal (they might), legal discovery is public information and we’d love to scour through their anti-Alita activites which would be damaging what is now their main defacto employer’s properties. (Both Marvel and the first Alita movie distribution. I know Cameron owns the movie rights.)

I'll show you heresy.

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Absolute shitlord post,

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wtf

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Clean up in thread 112723843

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Underrated meme.
We need more like this.

Goodmorning frens.
So we're doing John Wick crossovers now? Ok I guess as long as we don't forget K...

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>Its all good guys... dont worry about me, ill be fine.

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K, no one could ever replace you.

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But if Alita becomes meatlita then wouldn't the massive eyes be creepy and wrong?

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Idk how that could happen Mr frog, but I dont think it would be too weird.

It might be a trait common in martians. Or it might be just a cyborg thing. I guess we'll find out if there are sequels.

In the manga, Ido was on a quest to upgrade Alita's parts with ever better parts and even biological organs to make her a real girl, but that idea was abandoned when the movie made the doll body a hand-me-down from his daughter. They succeeded in making Ido less creepy, so that was perhaps a good adaptive choice.

You forgot to take the name off.

Well that goes to show you how much I name fag, was using it to show a dumb poster who thought Jerome was actually Voiceanon, last night.

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Oh shi- that's some good news to wake up to.

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What the hell is the difference between the DVD and Blu-Ray (non 4k) is it just supposed to give you better quality that DVD but not and higher res??

>tfw writer's block
shoot me

CUTE FLUFFY ALITA

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What are you listening to, /alita/?
>youtube.com/watch?v=7e8GaTtEC0M

Take a short break, reset your head.

Just try to do something else for a bit and then come back to it. That always works for me when I have problems.

Cute PJ Alita, best Alita

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Regular Blu-ray is 1920x1080, while real 4K is 4096x2160 typical Blu-ray 4K UHD is 3840x2160 and regular US DVD is 720x480 or less. I have one HD DVD, but it's a dead format.

Ahhh okay ty,
and
>720x480

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In practical terms there's room for more minutes of video on a disc in regular Blu-ray format than on 4K UHD - so potentially more special features without having to swap discs.

youtu.be/1LeOO9P2yL4

Oh yeah totally for got that Extras/special features were an thing, hopefully we get some good BTS for Alita.

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Another comfy day anons

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>likes

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What the hell happened what did I miss?

Someone posted some extreme loli lookin ass lewd of Alita.

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alita vaj

>112730065
NOTHING FORGET IT HAPPENED

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Oh that's exceptionally non-healed. Based jannies doing their jobs.

Someone posted uncensored Alita hentai. I don't mind as long as it's on the nsfw boards.
It wasn't loli though - it was a healthy grown Alita, but still.

>go to sleep last night in the middle of Jerome's spergfest
>wake up to this absolutely blessed thread
you guys are the best

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You're the best user

The fuck is it with you people and this Alita movie? It was ok, at best. Needed more people getting cut to pieces violently, none of that PG-13 shit.

You all want to fuck a cyborg or something?

Good morning bread. It's a new day with Alita and /Alita/ and Alitafrens.

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I dont even know what was going on last night It was like a free for all, and I suspected Jerome was the the only one fighting like 20 people, with 20 different arguments. All while impersonating name fags.

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JUST ARRIVED and already time for
new bread
new bread
new bread

Anyone notice the social media seems to have sprung back to life? I guess the mouse didn't kill them off after all.

Alita literally got cut into little pieces, also stomped someones head in, punched someone to death. Crushed someone in a grinder. Tanji literally got sliced in half. There was plenty of violence in this movie....

The finest bread

It was an absolute dumpster fire, holy shit. Got worried for a bit that it wasn't going to blow over.

They might have been fired and new people taken over, honestly. Or perhaps even gone on vacation during the Fox/Disney merger. I think there might be some interesting stories to tell later about drama between Lightstorm and Disney.

new bread

I was watching BR2049 for the first time and missed the whole shitshow. There's some good acting and fantastic cinematography, and now I understand the memes. I can't say I'd recommend it though.