Now that the dust has settled, who had the best card?

better try next time

van patten or bryce

Dubs and I murder them with my own hands for you.

Bryce is based and not afraid to crack jew jokes in public, unlike basedboy Bateman who acts like a cuck to blend in.

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Bryce by far

Van Patten>Bryce>Allen>Bateman

There is no debate

paul allen's is definitely the best. his name just pops despite the company name and address being large and legible.
Patrick's is a joke. the different elements are too close together and his first name is almost the same size as the company name. just makes it a bland piece, almost like something you'd use to look up a book in a library. Paul Allen's use of different fonts, the stacked address line at the bottom drawing the eye into the center, and isolation of his name making it the most memorable part of the card are what make it truly the best. Van Patten's is a close second, followed by Bryce.
Bateman's card is honestly impressive in how bad it is, and how well it conveys his desperate attempts at taste through a kind of flailing cacophony of different sizes and levels (look at the number in the top left for fuck sake, just awful), as well as the claustrophobia as his name is crammed in the middle.

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Trips and Trump wins 2020.

Paul Allen

I'm getting dubs this time

check dis out

Dubs and I leave this board.

Bryce cucks Bateman!

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If you wouldn't choose Bryce you're a tasteless faggot. Noticeably textured, but not to a distracting extent, just enough for some pleasant tactile stimulation. Font that isn't showy and is immediately legible at a glance. A true working man's card.

Dubs and I finally get a girlfriend for real.

dubs and I get back together with my ex within 1 year
also 1 for Van Patten

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WHY DOESN'T HE GET IT CUT OFF? HE'S WEALTHY! DRIVES ME INSANE THAT HE'LL SCULPT HIS BODY LIKE MARBLE AND LEAVE THE FUCKING MOLE THING!!

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If this post ends in a 8, no one in this thread gets a gf.

If I get dubs, my crush loves me to death.

dubs and Bryce kills Bateman

Clearly david
>Very nice paper
>Serif font
>Nice spacing
>Kino von in name
Based

It is not, retard.

100% correct

Don't forget that Bateman is doritos

He never killed anyone btw

Paul Allen, nice, clean, white, no texture, letters are extremely clear and easy to read, no lower case BS, it's a POWER BUSINESS CARD, in your fucking face, plebes.