Star wars 9 trailer tomorrow

revenge of the force or the force strikes back. some dumb callback to the o.t.

The Last Hope

Star Wars: One Last Time

Return of Snoke

Dubs decide “the sith revolution”

star wars episode ix: return of the same old shit but with more black people

Episode IX: Hope for the Galaxy

Star Wars Episode IX: Kanji Club Strikes Back

>guess the title
?

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Star Wars Episode IX: The One You'll See On Camrip

I like this.

"Star Wars Episode 9: The Mystery of the Box"

Star Wars: WTF

>EPIX: WtF

Star Wars Episode IX: Putting Together A Team

Star Wars Episode IX: Endgame

obviously fake.

The Order of Ren

The Knights Of Ren

Episode IX: Diversity of the Force

Star Wars: The Secret Fire

"Nigga, I'm Black"

Star Wars: Fate of the Galaxy

>Star Wars Episode IX: A Last Hope
screencap this

>Last Hope
>Skywalker
One of these

I feel like this meme is the embodiment of a group desperate to make their inside joke funny to all.

And then I realised that this is what all memes are. Including the unfunny shit I parrot.

Episode IX: Shut It Down

One More Final

Holdo's Revenge

That was my original thought too, but they're not gonna call two movies in a row "last" something. They're also not gonna have "force" in the title because of VII.

Anyway, can't wait for you guys to tear the trailer apart and make OH NO NO NO threads about every single frame.

Revenge of the Taxes

Punch Space Nazis

>can't wait for you guys to tear the trailer apart and make OH NO NO NO threads about every single frame.
Guys I think I’m gonna do it. I’ve got new hobbies and things to focus on. I’m gonna do it. I’m leaving and never coming back.

How do I upvote this guys?

The Despoilment of Lore, the cylindrical despair of a series meant to explore people at its best while overcoming hardship at their worst

The Derailment of Growth, where an industry doesn't plan out any decent story arc's to build on an enrichment property not fully at its peak

why do all the SJW'S LIKE REY

REEEE

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Jews Did 9/11

how do we know it's tomorrow?

Star Wars:
We Comin Fo Dat White Pussy

We're Sorry George

based and shlomo-pilled

star wars 9: a new start

STAR WARS
EPISODE ONE-EX
THE AWAKENED FORCE

Star Wars episode 9: thank god its finally over, im so sorry george

>Star wars 9 trailer tomorrow
>feel nothing
the prequels didn't even do this to me

The movie titles have all been on Smoke talking with Kyle Ren. He first says "There has been an Awakening..." later he asks about bb8 for the map: "the droid will soon be delivered to the Resistance, leading them to The Last Jedi. If Skywalker returns, the new Jedi will Rise." I bet it will be called Rise of the Jedi.

Star wars episode 9: a new beginning

Episode IX: Ass n Tits

>There has been an Awakening...
Not in the movie lol

>Rise of the Jedi.
That would be an open admission of creative bankruptcy.

Episode 9: Part 1

Part 1

Star Wars: Fisting your Mama

Star Wars is fucking gay.

E9: Cleaning of the Colon

Friendly reminder: shills will be out in full force for the unveiling of this shit show. Dont fall for it.
Dont go see it at all and let the whole thing burn. No "I wanna see it just to see how bad it is" or "I need to go see it because it's my job to review it"
Vote with your wallet and show them that TLJ was the final straw.

Star wars IX: Sins of Yoda

DO IT FOR HIM

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You’ll get nothing and like it!

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this, but unironically

Star Wars: The Holocaust

christ almighty that made me kek

Star Wars: Hahaha Fuck You

resurrection of the savior

>implying tfa was not the final straw

(((((STAR WARS)))))

And the Seven Lightsabers & Knuckles Featuring Lando from the Original Trilogy

it was bad ya, but people had a glimmer of hope before going into the theater before JJ shit on their plate

>and then i realized thats what all memes are
you should try actually looking up the word meme in the dictionary and learning what it means

STAR WARS THE SECRET OF THE OOZE

Episode IX: From Beyond

Like I'd give liberal feminist kikney any money.

Also you know damn little porgs or whatever are going to make an appearance.

>Star Wars IX: Avenge The Jedi
>Avengers crossover at the end

Captain Marvel makes out with a force ghost of Holdo and Carrie Fisher at the end.

Star Wars 9: All Roads Lead to D’Qar

Star Wars: The Return of Space Hitler

>Friendly reminder: shills will be out in full force for the unveiling of this shit show.

They're already out. The other day they were trying to do damage control by saying things like saying everything's fine with the way JJ and Lucasfilm are doing things, just because Lucas didn't have a set plan for the OT.

Star Wars is one of the few things my sister and I can connect on, I'm going to see it even if it's as bad as [insert worst prequel]

SW 9: Rey's Infinite Asshole

Dawn of justice

Star Wars Episode IX: Episode X

Star Wars Episode IX: Part 1.

SpaceBalls II: The Quest For More Money

i hate spaceshit

how do we know it's tomorrow?

episode ix: kill all straight white males

Why am I not more excited for this?

Star Wars has been my life since I first watched the VHS trilogy in 1992, yet I don't give a shit anymore.

Star Wars Episode IX: Please Clap

Star Wars 9: It's Rey n' men, hallelujah.

Death For Whitey

its a sign of maturity, only films to be genuiney anticipating are independant films or mavericks like nolan

kek, they would fucking do that

because they (leftists) actually managed to ruin star wars. quite an achievement really

Star Wars: EP9 of the 3 arc Trilogy Part 1

you're not supposed to be looking forward to kids movies when you're 30 your son should be and you should be taking him

>mavericks like nolan

Cringe

so the new films are just a rehash of the originals with what little subtlety there was replaced by marketing gimmicks and branding and dumbed down so far that even children are embarrassed

A New Hope: The Force Awakens
Empire Strikes Back: The Last Jedi
Return of the Jedi: The Resistance Wins

The Resistance Wins is my actual guess

my guess as well

>last jedi fucking sucked bro what a terrible movie killed star wars forever 0/10 im done with star wars
>20 star wars threads on Yea Forums at all times
classic Yea Forums

STAR WARS EPISODE IX: RAGE OF THE VIRGIN

>you should be taking your wife's son to see these movies

Episode IX: Feed of the Sneed

Shills started spamming them again. It was a steady lull for a few weeks. Now it's picked back up again.

>Shills are making a lot of threads, there's obviously a lot of interest in Star Wars guys!

The state of shill's arguments.

>Poster is at an angle
>Title isn't
Fake

STAR WARS
UNENDING

Based
I can't stand shill fags and even worse, the fags on here who shit talk the movie and still go see it

Star Wars episode IX: We are so sorry

goddamn you sound like such a faggot
You need some pop cultural jew series to connect with your sister? grow up

Stat wars "shitty movie"

>just ignore the dumpster fire bro

Star Wars:
He Hate Me

Star Wars: War of the Force

Star Wars: Never Mind the Last One.

I bet it'll have the word "balance" in it. I thought about "A New Balance" for pottery points, but I think that's a brand of shoes. Which they could actually do (since trademarks only apply narrowly) but that would be too on the nose even for Disney.

>STAR
fallen Order
>WARS

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Star Wars
Awoken

Star Wars: Why even bother it'll make a billion anyway since people just want to see colorful lasers

Is there really a trailer? Feels like it would've been leaked already.

Star Wars Episode IX: The Crimes of Grindelwald

STAR THE CLONE WARS WARS

bet your rent-controlled apartment on it:
A New Galaxy

Just complete the sentence to predict the title: The Force Awakens The Last Jedi.....

It’s skywalkers you incredulous nigger

I bet it will be some variation of/callback to the "my only hope" line as a tribute to Carrie.

Star Wars Episode IX: And Your Other Gun

to Secure a the Existence of our People and a Future for...

Star Wars Episode IX: BLACKED

And you won't believe what happens next!

Star Wars Episode IX: Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi!

Star Wars IX: Teek's Gambit.

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More like the one I'll see on Catnip.

Star Wars: Detective Pikachu

Despite being only 2 people, The Sith commit over 50% of all murders......

Star Wars IX: Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.

Search your feelings, you know this to be true.

He cleary says it in the movie you fucking troglodyte

Return of The Hope

Siblings connecting was an opportunity lost in the Star Wars series.

Star Wars IX: Taboo

a 70s porn reference probably lost on all you kids

I loved Finding Nemo and don't have any kids.

Revenge Of The Force

accurate

Star Wars IX: Beyond Hope.

See, that one works both ways while completely acknowledging all sides. BOOM! Just brought balance.

Galaxy’s End

SW E9 The New Order

"All Men Must Die"
Rey will cut off Kylo's penis which symnlbolizes her ending the patriarchy in the galaxy

>SW E9 The New Order

Sorry, son, you made me go there with this pic related...

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>Holdocaust
You had one job user

SW EP IX: Skywalker returns

but it's about Kylo, not Luke lol

lol, I didn't even catch that it could've been that way when I skated by that guys response. Nice.

Ender of All Men

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>final battle is obviously peak Kylo vs peak Rey
>Rey is stronger but in his desperation Kylo summons the force ghosts of all past sith lords and dark jedi that ever were
>it's now about 48274859 vs 1
>Rey concentrates on the force power provided by her uterus and releases the moat powerful light side force wave in the universe while shouting "THE FORCE...IS... FEMALEEEEE!", killing Kylo and all others

Star Wars episode 9: Revenge of the fans

Bravo, a true tour de force

STAR WARS : Clown World Rises

Star Wars: It was all a dream

episode IX: redemption of the force or redemption something something. screencap this

Trips of the Antichrist make it so.

Still, "Never tell me the odds."

The last dumpster fire

Return of the so-y

I read this as
>moat
Which equals a trench full of water used for protection, thus squirting (you mentioned uterus). And then,
>FEMALEEEEE!
which in my head is pronounced like tamale as in the Mexican food with an extended ending. You get your feminism in there and your racial points. Spicy (pun intended since that's why she's yelling it for so long).

Are they Mandalorian? Because that would be apt.

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The last hope

>implying they arent announcing its delayed until may 2020 to give fans "the best story possible"

>Jedi uses the power to create life to overcome the Sith power of death
I mean, narratively it's not wrong.

Episode IX:the search for more money even though Endgame will make more money than this

No matter how gay the responses will be in this thread but Daily Reminder the actual title will be even gayer, easily. Let that sink in

>its finally over
lol@u for actualling believing this. star wars will forever be shitted out by the corporate cow that is disney

Based

For A New Beginning

Star Wars Episode IX: A Final Fantasy

Just bury it lads. Star Wars is dead. Just put two shots center mass and two to the head to make sure it dies and throw it in a hole and cover it in a fuckton of dirt. KK wanted to kill the fanbase and she won. Just let it die guys so everyone can move on.

See ya tomorrow fag

Star Wars wrath of the incels

Star Wars Knights of the Sith

when it be?

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What a fucking shit guess OP

The last rope

Star Wars: Gas The Kikes Race War Now

Already been predicted by Futurama

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Please note this is a speculation (just like the release at the convention is, but whatever):
screenrant.com/star-wars-9-trailer-release-date/
>Lucasfilm has yet to officially confirm when they'll release the first look at Episode IX, but based on the marketing for both Star Wars: The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi we can make a good guess: the Star Wars 9 trailer will most likely release on Friday, April 12 during the film's Star Wars Celebration 2019 panel. The panel takes place 11am-12pm CST, meaning we can expect the Star Wars 9 trailer to release at 10am PST/1pm EST/6pm BST.

Star Wars Episode IX : The Death Of Hope

Repeat of the Jedi

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star wars: literally who the fuck cares

Star wars: Return of the order

Balance Restored

Hope of the Force

Star Wars Episode IX: From His Sleep

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I am the Liquor

>tfw you sneedposted in a normie groupchat
>now one gets it
>explain the joke
>no one thinks it's funny

STAR WARS
GHOSTS OF THE PAST

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Star Wars: Episode XI - The End of Star Wars

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Die

Perhaps, but if the title were "The Search for Spock" I would definitely go see it. If only just to say so.

Episode IX: Please Come Back

Dang, that's a lot of oil...

STAR WARS IX: From a View to a Kill

Star Wars Episode IX: Sith Happens

Episode IX: Can Kylo Ren Carry A Whole Movie? We Sure Hope So!

its
FROM THE BEYOND
now cap this post and delete this bred

STAR WARS: HYPERFUEL CRIMSON DAWN

Star Wars, Episode IX: Rian Johnson can Suck It

Star Wars threads on Yea Forums is to Wow Classic threads on Yea Forums

Believe it or not, some people really sit on here for (you)s.

The First Apprentice

Screencap this.

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>i hate spaceshit
Based

We shouldn't have made fun of George

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I seriously hope that retarded redditors wont fall for the obviously pretty good trailer that they will put out

Its blatantly obvious that the trailer will be good- maybe the movie itself isnt even that bad, it literally cant be worse than the two before it. Its going to be semi self contained anyway since there is literally zero coherent connectivity between the two before it, and now it literally doesnt need to worry at all about keeping anyone alive or static for X future development

But if everyone is enough of a retarded, weak willed clown to actually go out and pay for star wars again, after everything, just because it had le knights of ren and cool lightsabers for 2 minutes in the trailer with duel of the fates leitmotif appearing and a glimpse of Luke coming back, then you certainly deserve this dogshit

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Rise of the Jedi

This is confirmed by one of my sources.

And that's a good thing

youtu.be/VS21rkCKUNo

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the empire braaps back

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Episode IX: The Tiresome Of It All

A New Dawn

they'll go with something like SKYWALKERS

how is there no leaks yet

>implying this isn't exactly whats going to happen
Its going to make 2 billion and it will spawn endless spin offs and sequels and there's nothing anybody can do to stop it.

SJW WARS: THE REVANGE OF THE TRANNYS

It's been confirmed that it's called ballad of the sith

It will likely have something to do with time because they want to retcon more things. Then the new trilogy will start with Episode IV the III, even bigger death star.

You know what Celebration needs?

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Sith? I suppose they have to defile them as well.

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"The Search for More Money."

The New Order

Sorry About That Last One

With one weird trick...

Girugamesh!

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Star Wars Episode XI: Who The Fuck Cares At This Point

It is coming. Tomorrow, the entire catalog will be full of "OHNONONONO", "I'M SORRY GEORGE", and the dreaded "THIS ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD"

Laughed

Star Wars: Rise of the Rebellion

If it's bad Yea Forums will say so.
If it's good Yea Forums will say it's bad.
Like everything else in the world of film & television discussed on this board.

>Its going to make 2 billion
TLJ made about 1.3 billion worldwide and considering the number of fans it pissed off I say the possibility of episode 9 making 2 billion kind of shaky
Also if you’re referring to TFA making over 2 billion worldwide you could argue it was to some extent a special case as the film was riding the whole ‘Star Wars is back!’ hype train
Besides if you look at the original and prequel trilogies the first film in each one (a new hope and the phantom menace) made the most money worldwide out of their respective trilogy and there’s no reason why the sequel trilogy will be a exception especially if we refer back to the angry fans

My prediction for titles:
The New Master
Legacy of the Skywalkers
The First Sith
Ghosts of the Empire

I let my iPhone pick words for me
>Was a great day at the school and it is so much better to get a good hunting season in a few years of life in a new year old man who was actually a very nice guy with his best friends in his own way and his team is so far off his way and his best friends in his best friend he was the only guy that in his hair was super nice he did an awesome guy with his best friend in his hair cut his style with his best friend he is the guy who cares and his best friends are always the top guy I like him.
There you have it

Revenge of the Hope

Star Wars is probably one of the few times where the marketing = same as production budget meme is true

underrated

Rising Knights

E9's box office is highly dependent on JewJew's ability to pull a rabbit from his hat. If he can somehow make a movie that is even slightly satisfying for fans it will do better than TLJ but by how much depends on how satisfying the movie is.

But I'm rock hard about King of Monsters and you can't stop me.

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Star Wars: Revival of Democracy

Star Wars Episode 9: Niggers Tongue My Anus

Final Fantasy

He'll make a second RotJ. I think J.J. doesn't think you can do anything with SW that's why he decided to retread New Hope, becasue he knew the "fans" are a bunch of fools who just want New Hope HD Edition.

He's probably right too and SW is creatively bankrupt.

Have sex

the forced castration

I could picture it doing better than TLJ just on the fact that it's the wrap up of the trilogy and series and stuff. Even if it's absolute dogshit it'll still get a higher amount of people going just because it's goddamn Star Wars.

But if it has good WOM and reviews and stuff it seems like it could do better than TFA. I bet it won't though.

yes do it for hamill and his legacy.

Just got leaked.

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Kylo Skywalker

My guess? Star Wars: Gay Ass Libcuck SHIT

>still thinking hollywood is out to make money
When it comes to propaganda the viewer is the product.

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Star Wars Episode IX

>Return of the Jedi again

We all know this is going to be a safe carbon copy of Episode VI. Kylo will die after Rey turns him back from the dark side. There will be another forest planet and probably a new first order death stars version 4.0

NOOOOO

Episode IX: The Incel Strikes Back

Sneed is hilarious though. I laugh every time I see it.

S K Y W A L K E R

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>endgame will make more money than this
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
MARVELBRONIES ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS
AH AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Star Wars: all TLJ haters will be doxxed

To Restore the Balance

The force awakens the last jedi who is female and the orange man is bad.

Unironically this, the band and this guy.

Will of the Force is the title according to Celebration attendees.

Sorry, to whoever leaked that on here, that I doubted you, but it is fucking shit.

There will be consequences.

Do it for George too. And Carrie whose death they will be profiting off of with a CG puppet of her.

>To End All Sith/Evil
Is my best guess, also could be:
>To Save The Galaxy
>In The Darkest Times
>In The Heart of Man/People

Does it matter at all?

No matter what it is we are all just going to pretend it's awful so we can spam OH NO NO NO even though 90 percent of the posters will go and see it anyway.

Same goes for the trailer. It's just all so tiresome

>Return of the Jedi
>Revenge of the Sith
It would be rather gay not to keep the "Re* of *" format.

Revolution of Diversity?
Requiem of the Whities?
Reckoning of the Oppressed?
Resurrection of Sheev?

Star Wars IX: Star Wars Is Fucking Garbage And Always Has Been

STAR WARS

im glad its finally over

Reincarnation of Skywalker

>solo

I'm going to see it. And if its decent I'll defend it. If its shit I'll say so too. Are you saying the average 4channel user isn't this mature?

Sheev's Feed & Seed

Episode IX: The Train Wreck Continues

People defend Rogue One and it's garbage. If it's just not as bad as the last two it'll still get high praise.

>he thinks it's over

It's not.

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Its ok to like stuff but how can your whole life be defined by 6 hours of film?

>he thinks it isn't

Star Wars Episode IX: This time we kill chewbacca.

Rogue one is decent. Great third act. Easily the best nuwars movie. Still below, the OT and episode III.

Endgame

this. Only good thing to come out from this debacle.

Repeat of the Past

fuck if they kill off chewie I'll actually be sad. I didn't even consider this possibility.

That is literally the title of some shitty old fanfic.

Try harder dumbass

Heir to the Legacy

Shouldn't that be 90? or 900?

Let's see, I think they'll double down on LGBT signaling, so Rey transitions into a male using the Force, Ben solo is gay for manly Rey, Black person gets command of the rebellion.

>Fate of the Republic
>Fall of the Empire
>The Force Relinquished

considering they added a bow and arrow wielding space niggeress the sky's the limit

only good thing about it was the black stormtrooper toys
cast was forgettable and never had time to know them
main girl had this problem especially
only good action was with ip man
black man dies for no real reason but doesn't even seem to want to die, just seems retarded
ending falls flat because the characters are not characters
fuck off you mindless cockchugger

>Is there really a trailer?
I doubt it

kek

-1

Still the best star wars since Lucas.
Even the prequels are looking OK compared to nu-Star Wars.

>lucas announces episode 7 in 2012
>luke han and Leia are all signed on for one last adventure
>Disney deal happens
>jj director says to put main characters in the background as to not outshine random new characters
>this applies to Luke fucking Skywalker too
>disrespect the story and characters that the fans cared about in the first place

if they actually tried to milk Luke Han and Leia from the beginning without taking any risks it'd be more palatable, it would be boring but people would eat it up, make alot more money while still being more true to the originals without exertion. Why have the Original characters in the movies if they're treated like shit? It's a half measure to get them and sideline them. Just fucking timeskip to 100 years later then.

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Episode IX: The Republic strikes back

Seething faggot

Indeed. Also happens to be the only one that George Lucas likes as well. Funny that.

>Fate of the Republic

This is actually decent and could be a good theme for the movie.

Republic worlds rise up against the first order and the era of the Sith / empire / first order finally comes to an end. Rey beats Kylo (who dies after coming back to the light) and starts to rebuild the Jedi order with the saved text / help from republic worlds.

7/10 movie plot and better than episode VII and VIII

marketer confirmed

have sex

Knights of the New Republic

>episode IX has a LGBT character and it makes fun of incels- and that's a good thing

Will they remember the knights of ren thing this time?

Episode IX: There are boobs in it.
At this point I don't see how they can do otherwise.

You know what's funny, I remember being meh about the prequel trilogy. But I still re-watched them a bunch of times.
This time around, I went to the theater, and I think I re-watched 7 once, when I was drunk af a few years later.
I also torrented 8 in 4K in similar circumstances, but just deleted the file later.

That's not funny at all.

Star Wars Episode IX: Bankruptcy 101

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Well, maybe it's sad, then. But I'd rather laugh about it.
This is all a sad prank Disney is playing on us.
I literally know IX will be garbage, but there's still a little bit of me that wants it to be bad-ass.

Not everyone is as desperate to see a tit as you are.

Title just leaked on a Star Wars discord.

Thought you guys/gals would like to know.

Star Wars: Skywalkers.

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OH NO NO NO

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>inb4 rey is Luke's child.
Looking forward to fixing parental issues.

So its real?

This can't be real. Please let this be bait.

jesus that is pathetic if its real

it just screams "PLEASE PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE WE BEG YOU"

Well, that would make the movie interesting, at least.

Like it more than WTF

Yeah, they should have gone with
Episode IX : PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE WE BEG YOU
Totally gonna see it.

IT'S REAL
twitter.com/starwars/status/1113997794795069441?s=19

Anyways, if it doesn't start with 10 minutes of Ryan Johnson apologizing, I'm out.

OMG REY IS LUKE'S KID!

Every NuWars subtitle sounds like shit

Well, you got me to click I guess, so 5/10

Star Wars Episode IX: Star Wars Episode VIII

Literal spoiler before we've seen a image of it.

Please for the love of God, don't be real

It's ok, user.
You just have to let it go.
These movies never happened.
Luke and Han are fine and directing the Galaxy with a good heart.

What if Ben is as well?

LMAO @ THE REYLO ROASTIES NOW THAT REY IS CONFIRMED KYLO'S COUSIN

Same. I literally need an apology to fans and to Luke or i fucking don't care

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OH NO NO NO
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BASEDWARS

So Luke fucked his sister and some other whore and produced two retards that decide the fate of the universe.
Being this far gone into degeneracy, they might start dating after they know the truth.

Star Wars: WE'RE SORRY GEORGE

Nice one, and it was so simple.

Yeah, it says SkywalkerS

Title drops, thread dies.