Soup nazi get food truck

kramer uber

What's the deal with airplane feed? It was formerly good!

creamer get uber use gerry car

Show about sumthing ha

peterman get instagram influencer

George tries to join alt right but his mom wont let him

jer get uber, driver is newman, must convince him on good rating despite nemesis

The style works for all of them pretty well

nu male lmao

dougie get LYNCHED

KEK

laine get abortion but krama leave starbuk to save child

Kramer transgender

Georg get doordash order, but he doesn’t tip driver, and driver scowels at grogo. Grembi think durdust drorv spit in food so he revew not good

>It's the Jews, Jerry. It's always the Jews!
>Kramer, you realize that I'm a Jew

What's the deal with the caveman speak? Am I missing something?

jerry drink s o ylent

>Seinfeld breaks up with a nice girl because she's gluten free and they can never agree on a place to eat
>George hates that his co-workers can bring dogs into the office and is caught secretly trying to feed one of them his chocolate bar
>Elaine attends a woman's anti-Trump march and ends up ditching it to have sex with Puddy when he is counter-protesting in a MAGA hat
>Kramer rents out Jerry's living room on airbnb and there is a different weirdo every time Jerry returns

you a girl kramer?
yeeeep
a girl?
a girl jerr
why why would you do this what happeneing to you kram
giddy up

present day seinfeld is a dumb normie meme and they're making fun of how simple and easy it is

Still would fuck elaine

>It's called the no-fap challenge Jerry. Apparently it boosts your testosterone levels.

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elane blackedraw

elain insta ho

> 15,000 follower jerry, they like butt

lmao

These are legitimately good. I feel like you could just spitball twenty pages of this and it'd probably be better than most of the shit that gets thrown at CBS/TBS/NBC

>george is fired for doing the OK hand sign

georgie sneedpost

THEY'RE KILLING 'FREE SPEECH GEORGE'

Kramer Uber
Jerry car
But my car

jerry breaks ups with hot girl because she pronounced gif with a j

elain tries to date men by using grindr

it happens on break during george's wellness meditation when he places his arms to his sides and does that funny asian okay sign at either side of the body

>G: Well i got fired
>J: Fired?!
>G: Yup
>J: Fired?! How?
>G: I was getting a coffee and i gave the waitress the thumbs up
>J: Thumbs up? for coffee?
>G: It was good coffee!
>J: Show me how you did it
>G: "thumbs up"
>K *Walks in* George!? uhh
>J: I dont get it
>G: Apparently its a Nazi sign from the new testament
>J: New testament, whats wrong with the old one
>G:Nothing Jerry Nothing!
>K: *whispers to G* My place 10oclock

>Kramer watches too many ISIS beheading videos on LiveLeak and decides to fly to Iraq to fight them in a Kurdish volunteer militia. Hilarity ensures when an overeager TSA officer flags him down as a threat to national security

>Kramer gets into the Used Panty Business by hiring 8 Chinese hookers
>Jerry comes home with a woman to find his apartment full of said panties
>Kramer figures out some have gone missing
>George is busted

Newman as the first suspect

>COME ON NEWMAN OPEN UP - WE KNOW YOU GOT THOSE SWEET SHEETS

George is caught pleasuring himself to the Do's and Don'ts section of Vice Magazine

george lose job to automation

>George is using Jerry's computer to look up directions to a new trendy club a girl wanted to meet up at
>gets a gay porn pop up
>tries to close it, but Jerry sees it
>J: "Oh its THAT kinda club, eh?"
>G: "No Jer! I-It was a pop up!"
>Kramer bursts in
>K: "Whats the commotion in here?! You know I can't function without my 12 hours of sleep!"
>J: "Pretty boy here was looking up gay porn"
>G: "IT. WAS. A. POP. UP!"
>K : *whispers to G* "My place, 7 o'clock"

George becomes fixated on visiting every bistro in the city and taking a photo of himself with the shop's personalized coffee cream design because he saw a video about it on [trending video service]

>George buys a sandwich and eats it at his favourite park bench
>The bench has known kiddie fiddler Jared from subway on it
>George is mistaken and chased out of the park

kramr hack election for russian

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Jerry's all white shoes now fashionable.

>computer
>pop up
>characters we're supposed to like displaying toxic masculinity and homophobia

what decade are you living in

>Kramer becomes a popular streamer and pre-teens on the street start to recognize him when he is out with the gang. Eventually they turn against him and a horde of children chase him into an alley
>George finds someone's unlocked phone on the subway and engages in an already steamy text conversation. He ends up sending several pictures and agreeing to meet the girl. At the location he discovers it as an episode of To Catch a Predator
>Elaine accidentally posts a semi-nude photo on social media. She quickly deletes it but several of her friends have seen it. George is upset when he finds out that he missed the experience and asks Jerry if he has the photo
>Jerry is invited to perform at a high-profile club and invites Elaine. George invites himself. It turns out they are hosting a fundraising event for crippled-transgender-war veterans. The gang attempts to speak in gender-neutral pronouns but eventually Jerry waves his hands in the air and all three walk out together

Puddy paint face pink for Resist Trump Woman's March

So jewish

youtube.com/watch?v=fCwI3KDGtRk

>the hand wave from a very narrow perspective looks like a pepe salute to one of the patrons and xer incites the trannies to mob the trio as they make a hasty escape
>jerry frantically calls an uber, and kramer shows up driving jerry's car

JERRY EAT AVOCADO TOAST

George cross dresses and tries to get dicked

>its a "George gets fired from subway for smoking weed in the backroom and squirting the condiments onto customers sandwiches in a suggestive manner" episode

J
G
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>Jerry calls an uber
>Kramer shows up
>In Jerry’s car

jery shoot unarmed black man

>george dresses up as a clown for halloween before getting chased out of town by "I'm with her" supporters
>George -"but I AM WITH HER"

Why does jerry look like such a beta, he would be the one that would stay normal.

They could have hannah gadsby go on her humorless rants at the beginning and end of episodes instead of jerry's standup.

The soup nazi didn't know Kramer was giving his cupboard to Elaine and get got salty when he found out. Elaine gave away the secret recipe out of spite.

>George is buying his favourite artisanal nuts when a Mother and her autistic son walk past, George asks the shopkeep for Autistic Nuts instead

I think you've got it

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>Normalfags
>Liking Seinfeld
It's too old for zoomers and too cynical and un-PC for millennials

>George gets a hand job and as he ejaculates the woman aims at his face.
>George: I got a facial Jerry!

jerry get air pods

>it's a Jerry makes Tik Tok videos and George does Ricardo edits episode

Elaine is so sexy like this oh my god.

>Jerry sees Newman wearing a Trump hat
>Newman gives the ok hand sign

>kramer discovers bitcoin mining, but electricity is too expensive to turn a profit
>he runs an extension cable from jerry's apartment

elaine does facialabuse
jery go cruising for glory holes
george kill hooker
kramer get HIV

It's threads like these that make me remember that there isn't a single funny person on Yea Forums

I would still fuck Elaine.

I can see it now

>J: you took the panties? George, those were from HOOKERS! they could have all kinds of disease!
>G: I had to jerry, it was like a fever dream. An oasis of latex and linen
>*kramer walks in* Lets go, geroge, I know you kept some of them

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>elaine mocks george for not getting a longer education for a harder job that is harder to replace and brags about her new radiologist boyfriend
>episode ends with elaines boyfriend being devastated because a new radiology AI has made him mostly redundant, and he needs to start all over again

>kramer buys a tesla only to realize he lives in an apartment and can't charge it
>throws an extension cord out the window
>starts fire

Kramer looks pretty dope.

>episodes start with Jerry doing jokes on his successful youtube channel

Kramer gets delisted from Spotify for going on a racist tirade.

Where's Newman?

Stav lookin fresh

As if the area he lives in Manhattan wouldn't have charging stations

Gerald gets a phone that can take camera photographs on it. Even has a calculator and internet access.

>J - "i don't like em, they keep falling out of my ears"
>laughter
>J - "i think i'll try the gear buds instead"
>G - "No, Jerry! Air pods are a status symbol! All the women seem to notice if guys have em! You know what you wear one and i'll wear the other!"
>J - "No, you'll just lose it like you did my bluetooth headset!"
>G - "that was years ago!"
>they both wrestle for it on Jerry's sofa
>Kramer walks in wearing over the ear headphones
>K - "ey yo, fuck air pods"

George blocks food truck with car, starts feud.
Elaine deadnames trans coworker, fired and doxxed.
Kramer's Uber Eats driver eats his food.
Jerry's neighbor's parrot activates Alexa/ Google home.

>Kramer's Uber Eats driver eats his food.
>Kramer is upset at first but learns from the uber driver that he works long hours and doesn't have time to eat.
>he fills in for the driver

Jerry jacks off to fart porn.
George posts Sneed with Kramer.

Wow, did you come up with those yourself? You must be the smartest kid in your fifth grade class

Kramer needs to end up eating someone importants food.
Like one of the other characters, or maybe Elaines new boyfriend who fails doing something because he was on an empty stomach.

Or he ends up eating too much and tries to fill it out, but does so with stuff that the other person is allergic to.

>Kramer joins uber eats
>Drives to a town across the country, with the same name was the one in NY, in jerry's car because he messed up the GPS

>Newman: Hello, Jerry.
>Jerry: Hello, Newman. What gives?
>Newman: I was speaking earlier with Kramer and he mentioned something about a private tracker?
>Jerry: Yeah, that's right.
>Newman: Well, I hear they've got quite the collection of anime, and of course you know I'm quite the weeb.
>Jerry: Really.

>Kramer eats someone's shrimp fried rice and alfredo pasta while driving, mixes both to even it out
>on his way to deliver italian food to elaine and her new, rich boyfriend who's allergic to shrimp
>elaine introduces kramer as he delivers food, boyfriend takes a bite and almost dies

>George messes up his YouTube recommendations after watching one JRE clip
>Jerry is suspicious of is new gf after her phone auto connects to Newman's wifi.

>I'm a hypebeast, Jerry!

>George complains about his feed being filled with chimpanzee videos to Jerry as Kramer walks in
>"You know those chimps would tear you to shreds buddy"

> George's sneakerbot breaks and ends with 30 pairs.

>My Balenciagas are giving me scoliosis Jerry!

Kramer dressed like someone in the 50s, the update done Treo a lot of money in the world but when women or women are you doing now that you have to be the lead or anything like that outside of your race

>/fa/ references
Not even once

george has his youtube recommendations just the way he likes them and then watching a few clips in a Yea Forums thread ruins it all

>George comments cute kid on what he thinks its a facebook friends post but is actually an FBI honey pot

>my friend bob sacamano? oh he made his fortune in the CBD infused bubble tea business, too bad it turned out it wasn't really CBD

>ONE MISTAKE JERRY! That's all it took! One mistake! Now the frontpage on pornhub is a sausage fest! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!

>Elaine has her friend and newborn over at jerry's
>they put breastmilk in fridge
>everyone facing away from the fridge/door looking at baby
>Kramer enters "Jerry your milks off"
>All 3 turn around

are you turkish

Helloooo Numale.

Jary go on cumtown

kramer becomes obsessed with sneed

>Jerry call Uber
>Kramer Uber driver
>Jerry say that’s my car
>Kramer point at iPad and say meter running
>Jerry say and my~ iPad

sensible chuckle

Elaine does GDP episode

unironically kino

elaine e-thot
george snitch IRS
elaine 9/5 work
INCEL!
kramer gamer
says nigger

why are people posting like Indians in here?

>the update done Treo a lot of money in the world but when women or women are you doing now that you have to be the lead or anything like that outside of your race
Are you okay user?

George works for Uber Eats and he can't resist the temptation to take a bite of the food he's delivering. He then has to persuade his customers that the food was meant to be like that and those are not bite marks

George suddenly begins taking giant loud shits at random moments, this is not seen as weird by the inhabitants of the SeinVerse, even as he floods their living rooms with a river of shit.

Elaine tries to figure out if her new bf is cuck-worthy.

One of the few good ones

How many languages was this translated through

there was as a very cheesy modern seinfeld twitter with plots like "Elaine is obsessed with Beyonce" that was popular with retards and then a twitter account mocking it started using "caveman speak"

kram go joe rogan

why does kramer look like a palestinian hipster

kremr steal jery netflix password

what's with Jerry being Sam Pepper?

jery get ipad

Elaine actually doesn't look too bad with that haircut.

>it's a someone writes buzzfeed slander articles against jerry episode

>george gets a job at amazon

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>kramer spends all day on Yea Forums and starts calling people nigger

If you add a little Kahlua to breast milk it makes a Nippletini

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none of em would look like that if it was remade, except jerry who looks bland enough. kramer is a hipster doofus not a whatever that is, power gay turk guido or whatever that is he would dress in the same timelessly outdated fashion. george work in an office, he would dress like office normies do, same for elaine. also there was a twitter joke about seinfeld but done now that was run to the ground by a parody of it and that was years ago already.

they already did this one
youtube.com/watch?v=MvfZnCNFPJQ

The soup nazi was a jerk though

Did a radiologist fuck your wife?

>I’m studying radiography
Therefore Delete this

>it's a george tries the cuck lifestyle and the bull attempts to rape him episode

Kramer and Jackie Chiles cook up a scheme to fake a hate crime for a big pay day

Jerry accused of sex assault

georg swipe right no match

All those are great but the last one really made me lol, a couple of them could be friends of Bob Sacamano

George’s new gf is a primary school teacher and asks George to take one hour of the teaching / home room while she goes and takes care of emergency.
George got obsessed into the old blade runner and tried to explain the movie to the children only to misquote and terrify and convince the kids he is from outer space.
Later:
Gf of George and Elaine in Jerry house
Gf: what did George do! My students keep saying things like “seabreams” or something and I ask them what they mean and they just go I’ve seen things like you wouldn’t believe” and “tears of rain” and something about dying .. im thinig aboit breaking up with gorge

The joke is that AIs have been able to spot tumors that radiologists have missed. Doesn't mean the field is completely redundant obviously, just that there's some automation even in higher education already.

I know that, but the way you wrote it was so specific that it seemed like you were singling out radiologists specifically for some reason, like one had offended you in the past

You're terrible at reading people.

Kramer getting into anti-semitic stuff could be funny, with him extrapolating "Jews control everything" to Jerry controlling aspects of his personal life

Proving that Yea Forums will sympathize with nazis of any kind.

>I see brackets EVERYWHERE Jerry!
>whistles
>spastic movement

(((Soup Nazi)))

>the only non-Jew on Seinfeld is a 33 degree Freemason

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This image is hilarious, but I am angry how you made Jerry look like Sam Seder. God, I can't stand that guy.

With Jerry's car.

>A physician and an insurance adjuster huh? I gotta say, you shoulda swiped left.

Elaine tells the soup nazi to learn to code

Georg gps take gorge wrong place

>Jerry is often out of town for stand up gigs.
>For months when he gets back weird things are out of place, dishes dirty, furniture moved, etc.
>He brushes it off as usual Kramer messing with his stuff.
>One day he comes back from a trip early because his parents are in town.
>He picks is parents up and drives them to his place to hang out until dinner.
>He opens the door and some random dude is sitting naked on the couch.
>Jerry's dad turns to his mom and says "see, told you he was gay!"

That simply shows how disgusting and low end we are now as a society.

>George can't stop watching the joker trailer

Is your name Jason Mendoza?

ive never saw the show before but why they speak so fast?

It's sped up so it isn't autoremoved.
Funnily, the actual show is significantly sped up so they can cram in more commercials into reruns.