Japanese """"""""horror""""

agreed but that's why I like them
>tfw no actual extraterrestrial gf

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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would've been cool if she stayed grayscale

So that's what Kaneda sees.

Damn they actually somehow made the scene worse than the American one ended up.

American version is better in every way imaginable. Only a brainlet would disagree.

lmao

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why are they so obsessed with ghost women?

this movie wasn't even that bad if you consider how shitty most horror films are

busted plenty of loads to the porn of her getting fucked when she crawls out of the tv lads

Cause we need a reason to make the two ghost meet.

DID SHE STOLE HER PRECIOUS FIRST KISS!?!?

ghosts are supposed to be white people - who destroyed/defeated their civilization.

SHE KNEW HE LIKED CHIYO

One of the rare occasions where the English remake ends up being far superior, but it's mostly due to the Japanese's inability to create the proper atmosphere. Bonus points for prime Naomi Watts.

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what if they just leave their house

This movie is still great to watch. The atmosphere is so thick and full of dread throughout.

Why do you think they call it moonspeak?

Fuck all of you, those movies fill me with more dread than anything I've seen in the west

>Japanese gore

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Whooaaa dead little girl moves all weird lmao oh shit she makes weird noises too lol damn that's scary

poor guy forgot to take his blood pressure medication

They definitely used some sort of filter that makes everything oppressively gloomy.

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>japanese """"""""""horror"""""""""
youtube.com/watch?v=mb6pLDpbGw8

What's the code on this one?

lol, i thought the eye was vietnamese or something

Me in the elevator, on the back

If you call horror people wearing make up and booming music, and get scared by it, you're a childish retard.
It doesn't matter if it's Jap horror, American, Italian, British or whatever, it's just people pretending and you're a retard

this is the japanese we're talking.

>tfw born close to halloween and associate horror themes with comfort
am I doing it wrong if I like watching it for therapeutic purposes?

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I disagree

It's the glorious Chinese/Asian tradition
The most beautiful female characters are always ghost /dead women

based spooky asian fan

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I'm in the same boat. Oct 28th. Spooky stuff is as comfy as autumn itself.

>Spooky stuff is as comfy as autumn itself.

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Was she eating her pussy? Was she under the blankets so as to lick her vagina? Did the ghost sneak under her covers to give her cunnilingus?

wud fug

the two of them

>japanese love films
youtube.com/watch?v=lB8IYfRkJYY

The Japanese have never quite figured out how to into horror. They consider anything that features supernatural shit in it as horror and even then, 90% of the time it's not scary, and often the rest it's weird torture porn tier shit. Japs know nothing about suspense and building tension, and often their ideas for horror movies end up lame, like a spooky smartphone.

Test

This was Japanese Freddy vs Jason

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this has to be a comedy

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Japanese Horror isn't scar-

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Their non-horror films don't really have any subtlety either. I think they are still hung up on old school theater style acting.

underrated

>Asian horror

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That's right. He died in Japan by Sadako. What you get in Hollywood is just an evil clone controlled by Sadako

I disagree. It's just that there are some conventions you need to get through

that seemed so avoidable

Now THIS is horror

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god i wish that was me

Literally what the fuck did she mean by this?

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jesus fuck scared the shit out of me

>the way the camera rotates when she's first lowered and confused
seriously looks like a movie

>It's just that there are some conventions
They don't even know about Hitchcockian suspense; the idea of establishing something, knowing that it's going to lead to someone being killed later. For example Hitchcock would set up something like a bomb under a table, with the viewer fully aware that it's there and will go off, but then people sitting at the table unaware, while the audience wonders when or if the bomb will go off, anticipating it.It's that same sort of suspense that John Carpenter directly aped for Halloween, with you seeing Michael Myers stalking teenagers and wandering around, as you wondered when the kill was going to happen..

is this a live action resident evil

why are women so dumb

they generally live in a bubble and haven't been hurt by tools or machinery before

why is there a screen with the security camera footage right in the hallway?

>uh oh
>herro porice? theres a scary rady that crimbed thru my TV, yes this is my addressuuu
>then while the police deal with the phantasm, go and stay in a hotel with no tv in the room

sorted.

It's funny how the Japs love ghosts so much but the Chinese are terrified of them and think any depiction of a ghost is fucking witchcraft and will summon demons

I knew a Vietnamese person that was absolutely terrified of anything related to death as well. She even thought the bride of Frankenstein was scary.

It's fun fucking with those people. I used to work with a young Vietnamese girl who was apparently convinced throughout her life that if you talked about ghosts and shit they'd come to find you that night. I took every opportunity to freak her the fuck out.

Nice.
The funny part is that she was a scientist and one of her co-workers was talking about some spooky myth and she asked "Really?" The other scientist's reaction was priceless.

>what Kaneda sees
To this day, I still don't know what they were all seeing.

Majority of horror movies audience are female. It's a genre for low IQ people.

have sex

Elevator groping us epidemic there. Gives women a heads up if there's a creeper.

She probably thought it was a parking garage to just walk through to get her car.

what pretty spooky actually
okay this is dumb

I have a question regarding the ring lore.
Does the video still work if you copy it onto a DVD? Also, once you get called you die in 7 days, right? Does that mean that you can't die in the mean time? What if you watch the video again? Does the death timer reset?
Could you theoretically watch the video every 6 days and become immortal?

faggot zoom zoom

>What if you watch the video again? Does the death timer reset?
>Could you theoretically watch the video every 6 days and become immortal?
No, this is would be mega stupid.
>Does the video still work if you copy it onto a DVD?
Probably not (?)
>Also, once you get called you die in 7 days, right? Does that mean that you can't die in the mean time?
Why not? Like, you think you become immortal and only thing who can take you soul is that bitch? hmm

Why are jap horror movies so bad but jap horror games so good

They have great movies like Noroi or Kairo.
Literally peak horror.

>asian "horror"

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literally pleb

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>that hip-hop moves from late 90th
kek

It's the matrix filter from the early 00s.

I accept our chinese overlords

What ghost is the crawling one? Tomo or something?

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Is he HUGE or are they just midgets?

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Please refrain from sharing this snippet of an article, Article 11 is in effect.

because women be evil

>Does that mean that you can't die in the mean time?
It Follows patched up that little ambiguity very well.

I always love how people post interesting shit and never bother to leave a name

This scene was better before whoever took the screenshot fucked with the lighting. It's supposed to be much darker, to the point when you can barely tell it's a human face.

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Where is the >japanese """"acting"""" webm

Here's a kino Japanese acting

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Mizushima Azumi is my wife.

Why is the girl on the right flying?

she's a ghost

> The jap grudge was better
> the jap ringu was better

No, they werent. Its time to end this pretentious charade.

they were interesting to a western audience because they have an alien sensibility on what makes for horror, whereas the hollywood remakes were just the same old same old

Fun fact: Different cultures find different things scary.

That's why Asian horror movies are usually boring to Westerners, and vice versa.
The only scary thing we can all agree on are probably zombies.

firearm enthusiasts would probably love a zombie apocalypse like it was christmas

I mean, until they run out of ammo and get overrun by all the zombies getting drawn to them from the constant gunfire

You know shit
Japan's real horror production is in porn, with all that cockroach and octopus shit they release
Worst of all is acknowledging some people beat their junk to that

Shit you're right, fixed.

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When you watch the Ring video you become 'infected'.
I can't remember exactly how this 'infection' works scientifically. Like, whether it's a mental infection from her thoughtography or if it's an actual disease, but it generally works in a similar matter.
You can very well die from other causes, it just means something else got to you before her 'infection' did. Watching it more won't make you immortal. You're already 'infected' and the apex of it hits in 7 days to give you a heart attack.

I haven't watched the movie myself, but the crawling one should be Kayako.
Kayako is more known for creepy crawling than Sadako was, so I'd imagine Sadako would be the floating one.

Ghosts aren't scary

>dis racist chinks, they have to endure our stench or they racist!!

Love this film. Dumb burgers turned it into a fast paced horror where you have to run from zombies.

GOD I wish that were me

Name of the movie?

Kairo. Really great creepy atmosphere as everywhere starts getting empty.

Pulse, would also recommend Cure

>you will never fuck a japanese ghost girl

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>Kairo
>Pulse
Why does it have two names?

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newfag can't use internet. Kairo is jap title, Pulse is retarded burger film remake title

What would happen if you just started jacking off?

Kairo is the Japanese name, it means circuit
for some reason the English name is Pulse.

I don't get this shit. Even a guy his size should be able to royally fuck these chicks up in that small space and leave.

haha, that would be quite humiliating and I really don't wish that would happen to me

is this master bait?

you must be fucking retarded

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What happened to the couple? What was that text on the door? Why did the kid jump? I don't understand.

>white IQ

The real japanese horror are their birth rates.

If only they could see the things we've seen

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she cute

why are you so dumb?

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Why is Ujio such a bitch all of a sudden?

For me is DIY-014

Why is there pixels in the top right corner? Is their logo a vagina?

mao kurata has a goddtier ass, atleast in the angles the japs film it in

They filmed it in every angle ever plus in tv shows, its godly tier indeed

Everything about her is perfectly. I don't even mind she got blacked

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That was creepy tho.

SOMEONE POST THE GRUDGE PORN ALREADY

Here's something better youtube.com/watch?v=qi9Oi9XjyUQ

Why is Japanese horror manga so much better than any western horror?

the heck

they are midgets

These ones were shit.
Low-tier Jap horror.

your wife is a whore whos taken thousands of dicks swallowed gallons of gallons of cum

Perhaps the same could be said of all women.

no not really, they certainly are whores but they haven't taken even remotely as much dick as a porn star from that many different men. Sorry to burst your bubble honey ;(

Anyone got a webm for the ending of The Grudge 3? I saw it out of context and it was hilarious. There's a girl running around dressed up like a priest, trying to stop the ghost, and she dies and becomes a ghost. But the makeup is really awful. She's too pretty to be scary, and the ghost makeup turned her skin a perfect white color not like a decaying color, and she stumbles around like she's drunk.
Sadako vs Kayako is the only Grudge movie I enjoyed. The fight at the end literally had me going "oooooooooh!" like I was Matt and Pat watching a surprise suplex.

JAV is the best shit ever. Especially those leaked uncensored production ones. It's always funny seeing the actress being nice to the dudes who just jizzed on her face 20 times.

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>wanting to hear these shitty moans
no thanks

It's Honk Kong, not Japan

holy shit is that a japanese hans gruber?

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Better than YES YES HARDER OHHHHHH in every western porn.

I don't like these either but the japanese moans are insufferable

FUK ME FUK ME FUK YEAH FUK YEAH DADDY DADDY YEAH YEAH

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Lmao

Thats a lie, they dont focus on the dude's face when they cum in JAV

still better than pedowood

h-hot

it's a very painful feel

I didn't get it, somebody fucking spoonfeed me.

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WHAT THE FUCK DIFFERENT CULTURES EXIST????? WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING BROWN MCDONALDS WHAT THE HELL

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>muslim complaining about brown people
lolo