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Alita: Battle Angel
General Discussion #355

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Oh well, at least it's right there. Thanks for the bread, user!

final alita show incoming in 30 minutes. gna take me a nice hit of some of my last weed before going in. sneaking in a tea and some dried fruit cus im poor. poor i tell you.
>now with image

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wholesome thread

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LAST TIME ON /ABAG/:
>LA anons meet up for a final Alita showing
> Some anons don't like that, want to keep the discussion anonymous
>fighting ensues
Will this be the end of comfy Alita threads? Will there be some sort of compromise or will a split of these threads commence?

yeah sorry I right as I clicked it I was like fuck! I almost had it

Smells good

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nice work with that image OP.
no, I write metal. I wouldn't know where to begin with writing something different or accessible.

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user, don't give it attention. If you want comfy Alita, you have to take the initiative and do it yourself. Also it's /ALITA/ not /ABAG/

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is this a Korra reference because I read it in the newcasters voice

my Battle Angel Alita mango box set was supposed to arrive today
I ordered it almost 2 months ago
now it's set for april 18th
just simply reeeeeeee

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>T. Jerome

There won't be a split. More and more people will be pushed away until there's just one autist left playing with his $250 Alita figures and pretending to be Jerome, and when he dies, so will the thread.
Truly a modern greek tragedy.

Hello new bread. Please let Arita do the fighting.

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Racism won't be tolerated you fucking troll

It'd be nice to have one person on my side.

I don't know why but I found this hilarious.

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Weird how you guys claim to hate anime yet understand your entire lives through anime references.

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>claims we hate anime
>posting on general #350+ for a movie based on an anime
interesting angle there

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Not Jerome. Just thinking about what the future of this place will be.

who here claims to hate anime? wtf are you on about Jerome please seek help and sex

He's doing his best

fellow Seattle Alitan
can't make it tonight after all
probably going to the 11:45 tomorrow night if that turns out to be the last one ever
have fun
and thanks again for the chocolate

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I immortalised my waifu in a shirt
Now, I have framed her
I will break the reality barrier

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Guys! Quick!

What did y'all have for dinner?

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Chicken burgers, dill pickle chips and a tall glass of milk.

A can of tuna, an apple, and a cigarette.

hey I also had tuna
but with rice
it's cheap and I like it

Then why aren't you guys in Yea Forums where you belong?

Remember Anons, Jimmie loves you and wants you all to be happy.

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chicken and rice and carrots

Nothing.

>that user complaining about OC probably hasn't made anything

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Pls fren, dont play with feels

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thanks JC. Jerome-posting will peter out before long.

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>blu-ray status
NOT EVEN ANNOUNCED

>sequel status
NEVER HAPPENING

>dick status
MUH

gonna get some burgers once I finish my homework

Thanks based boat man

Grilled chicken wrap with spicy aioli, melted jack cheese, lettuce, onions, and a bowl of tomato soup. And some chocolate.

>thread #355

how many people ITT are virgins?

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Does she win in the manga? What is URM doing now? Were they invaded or destroyed or did they just surrender forever?

Does anyone have the Jimbo “fuck the haters” tweet?
Also looking for the sleeping Alita
Screencap thank you

The whole Disney merger put a real detriment on communication. Now that the Alita Twitter is active again, we will be hearing a lot more soon.

>Heeeeey Jaron

There's a couple I made, I'll just post all of them.

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Christian Bale diet?

there's no URM in the manga, so it's anybody's guess. I'm really hoping they expand on what they were like though. As soon as it was shown Alita was Martian I was immediately curious.

ITS HAPPENING

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Well, the manga isn't really over and the URM is not in the book.

>yfw Trump really makes anime real

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DON'T! PLAY! WITH! MY! HEART! LIKE! THAT! YOU! NESQUIK! SMOKING! FUCK!

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>heeeey jaron, I saw what daddy did to you yesterday, I'm so glad you came to that decision to get that ol dusty neovag removed and replaced with that robust piece of pipe he laid down there for you
>speaking of laying pipe
>y..you know you have to break in all your new parts, right jaron?
>you can pee right? Good. Have you tried the.....other functions? I...I can help you if you want

>alita thinks she's being all sneaky coming home late
>that genuinely surprised look on her face when she hears ido's voice behind her

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The credit really goes to Cameron. He spent all these years trying to make his waifu real.

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>Drumpf gets elected
> All these anime adaptions are suddenly kickstarted
Maybe he did make animu real...

Oh, they'll say they'll leave, but once you're in, it's a drug. They'll be back for the blu-ray.

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THIS IS THREAD #355
THIS IS THREAD #355
THIS IS THREAD #355
THIS IS THREAD #355
THIS IS THREAD #355
THIS IS THREAD #355
THIS IS THREAD #355

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>"I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP IDO"

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>suddenly jaron(formerly jazz) starts to feel something moving around in his pants, something new....something Ido gave him
>Alita's eyes get even wider
>let me help you jaron, have you ever done this? No? Oh that's right, those sick doctors mutilated your last one
>well I always like to be the first one anyway
>alita tucked her little robot fingers into jarons ironic robot print boxers and began to tug
>Jaron shrieked
>oh Jaron, it's okay, I'm sure daddy didn't give you anything to be ashamed of
>it was true, of course. It was his greatest work, his masterpiece. It was the finest robot wiener in all of iron city

thai drunken noodles
I was the only single diner in the restaurant
surrounded by happy couples
hate being reminded that I'm undesirable
only had sex 6 times in my damn life and I'm in my mid 20s
I want to hide away from life
let me die already

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>ido picks up a discarded t-800 arm first in the beginning sequence

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I need more floof in my life

floof?

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>Alita: Battle Angel made her move and swiftly pulled down Jaron's (formerly jazz) underwear and shrieked
>aaaah dad what the heck did you do?!?
>Ido ran in surprised then saw what was going on, and smiled, admiring his work
>alita, I gave him two penises!
>I know, but WHY
>ohh alita, you see, Jaron (formerly jazz) is now a multifunctional wiener bot. Do you see all the metal ports all over his body? Those are wiener ports. You can do many things, for example...this!
>with the push of a button he pulled off one of the robot wieners and carefully made his selection, examining all of his options, knowing he selected each location for a very specific purpose
>aaaaah this is perfect. Click* the neck port. You see with a neck wiener, there are a lot of things you can do!
>alita stood in horror as she watched her father remove a penis from his multi penis robot creation and stick into jarons neck, looking more proud than ever. Jaron stood in silence, unsure of what he had further become. He looked as if he longed for death until....
>alita in this position, there are many options. Say you are stroking Jaron with your little robot hands but also want to suck him. Well now you do both!
>the doctor reached down and grabbed one robot wiener while kissing the neck wiener simultaneously making strange grunting noises. Jaron looked like he was about to fall over

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At first, I thought he was picking up parts for Hugo's body at the end, as like a nice foreshadowing, but yeah, he actually picks up a T-800 arm. Cool detail.

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>Ido stopped, and turned to alita. "Okay demo is over, now it's time for the real thing. We don't call you an angel for nothing"
>"uuh umm okay dad". Alita got up nervously.
>Jaron stood like a dazed idiot who finally realized what it was truly like to have a penis, and better yet, two robot wieners
>"umm I guess I'll start down here."
>alita began to kiss Jaron's (formerly jazz) pelvic wiener, cautiously, becoming familiar
>Jaron (formerly jazz) was gleeful with excitement and began to explore his own neck wiener, grabbing and tugging at his new neck appendage
>Ido spoke up "now Jaron, there is also a port on your forehead for that robot wiener. I think in time you'll figure out what that's for"
>Jaron wasn't sure but became more excited trying to figure it out
>meanwhile alita: battle angel was battling the big robot wiener with the back of her throat as she realized she had a gift.
>she stood up, kiss Jaron (formerly jazz) on the lips the moved over to his neck, working the neck wiener with her mouth
>"alrighty you too, I'll let you get to it". Ido said with a chuckle and abruptly left to the sounds of alita sucking his greatest creations neck wiener


FIN?

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Cute

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Very cute, China knows how to paint.

That's a cute Easter egg

not totally sure but it DOES look really close. Very cool if this is the case.

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Why are people complaining that Alita is sexualized? I don't get it. I am a really gay male and I LOVE Alita.

No idea how to feel about this.

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Apparently one of the prop makers did that as a project in school or something and he brought it in to the studio when he was applying and he got hired just based on that, so it's not the real one from the movie but it was based on it

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It's probably because of scenes like this, and they make a point to show off her new body, which looks very womanly.

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Exploration and arousal

no idea honestly. I think the people complaining haven't really watched it and just are looking for things to be angry about.

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Do you think Rosa would date me? Be honest

Also it's not boob armour it's a nanomachine materilaisation of her subconscious. It's literally as much part of her as any of her limbs

More like showing of HIS body, mmmm. Am I right boys?

We have absolutely no idea what you look like.

can you make her laugh? Are you willing to deal with a little bit of crazy? Are you a good person who is all or nothing in a relationship? if so, you might just make the cut.

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Female characters have to be frumpy and 100% androgynous to not be called sexualized and sexist

Someone post restraining order Alita

>has boobs
>has a mildly curvy body after the berzerker body, which signifies her as settling into the age she 'actually' is.
I guess her having normal characteristics any woman has is somehow... sexist???

Why restrain the angel?

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>You're alive?

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Yeah but I'm super gay, like flaming, and I LOVE Alita. I don't get the sex appeal, I just think she s fab U lous

I think they're talking about the motorball body which is even dumber because she doesn't have any flesh to protect so it doesn't matter what shape it is

A woman can't look like this anymore user. It's too sexy.

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>user?
>Why did you run away last night?
>You're so silly, you know I will always find you

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Mine came in yesterday, but I have been too busy to even take the shrinkwrap off.

I'm sure yours will be here soon user. :)

It is too sexy when she has the face of a 12 year old you disgusting fucking pedos

You'll summon VA if you're not careful with talk like that

user if you're gay irl that's cool but you don't need to try so hard about sounding gay

>VA
?

>Face changes over the course of the movie to indicate her growth
>Intentional design decision which paid off well
You gooooot us

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Good night thread, good night friends.

Oh please, I will decide how I express my sexuality, okay honey?

namefag Voiceanon like Hugo a lot, really the most rabid fan of him.

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Voiceanon the only confirmed gril in the generals

bigot

>not knowing
you know exactly who we're talking about

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> Kissu

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Funny you mention that, I just got home and caught up on the thread.
Jeeeeez.

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A namefag who's into Hugo.

There's a school of thought that adding obvious secondary sexual characteristics to something normally featureless is sexist and caters to the male gaze. Like differentiating between a male and female character with the same design by giving the female character long eyelashes. So in their opinion she should've just had the unconfigured Berserker body because giving it breasts and a feminine frame is sexualizing her.

Have a good night user!

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>12 year old.

No wonder you shits hate life if a wrinkle hag face is the only thing you find acceptable for compliment.

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Oh god fucking spare us her annoying attention-whoring vocaroo bullshit please.

night user stay comfy

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good night fren
do what you want m8 sass it up

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Listen. He's hot, okay? And would be a great boyfriend.

Only in this pedo-hive could I catch animosity and hate for being attracted to women over the age of 18.

lol then the funkopops are catering to the male gaze because they've got lashes

>boop

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Are you retarded? There's an OBVIOUS distinction between feminine characteristics and sexual characteristics. Hips/tits/ass are all obviously sexual.

you do you fren don't mind them there's a few anons who consistently have their panties in a twist over something or another

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BUCKY NO

Has the original been replaced?

>Bucky yes

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Listen. I saw your post.

And I agree with it!

Hugo is hot, he'd be a great bf! That's all there is to it!

Very good opinion user! Just my thoughts.

hips/breasts/ass shape help differentiate men from women visually but they're not sexualized by themselves

So the idea is that after Roberto finishes his Netflix film, he goes to make Alita 2, right? If they start filming lat next year, we won't see the sequel until, what, 2022?

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No, we just have more now.

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No, it’s just the evolution of the last two
All kissus are blessed

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if RR is taking charge again who knows? He filmed all of Alita in like 50 days. He does movies fast.

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Someone show them that picture of mascot Alita with the chocolate.

Okay so you are retarded. Great. Thanks for clearing that up.

The movie wasn't good. Marvel trash in cyborg costumes but with worse sound design. The only way it could've been pulled of was with Paul
Verhoeven as director. The Alita manga is packed full of the same kind of humor as Robocop and it would've fit him like a glove.

I wan't to say James Cameron himself would've at least done a decent job too. I imagine he's furious at how it turned out when he doesn't have to smile and nod for the camera.

>not liking Hugo

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extremely high iq post

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>liking Yugo

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If you can't make your case without resorting to insults then you've lost the argument

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The movie makes it pretty clear he's a shit boyfriend.

Cameron wrote the fucking movie dude

I'll bite.
How?

relevant

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It does, but that doesn't mean you can't sympathize with Hugo. He's on the same level as Chiren, just corrupted by this promise of happiness.

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>Ok user... take it easy now

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Look at her go hahaha

This is peak OC deserving of quads

you're thinking of Yugo. Hugo is a good dude who made mistakes. but I know you're just trying to rile people up and don't actually care anyway

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Fuck that's such a good shot

that was a nice surprise

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Right, and Spielberg wrote Ready Player One

Right?

Oh I absolutely sympathise with Hugo, I just think that user is delusional.

Delet this
This. And he gets redeemed.

He wasn't a bad boyfriend, he was just not great. He tried when he could though, like taking her places and buying her food. He was serviceable.

shut up VA

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Don't need to be rude user, we're just discussing the movie, isn't that why we're here?

RPO - screenplay by Zak Penn and Ernest Cline
A:BA - screenplay by James Cameron and Laeta Kalogridis

Cameron wrote 180 pages of script and Rodriguez cut it down to 120 pages in order to shoot the movie

Kek didn't notice it was a gif

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Nah, I'm just dicussing my opinion

Wish I had a bf!

I wish you weren't a dude

Can we get back on track and actually discuss it? Name a couple things Hugo did right and Hugo did wrong. Let's get like a checklist going. You know, grade him boyfriend points.

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>Well, I wish I was alive.

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Oh he bought her chocolate, that's an easy point right there

Oh my God man we're gonna do this again? Why are you so convinced? No man could produce my voice.

>wish you weren't a dude
she's not going to bang you either way so what difference does it make to you

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Jerome pls go, we all know it isn't her
>Tries to help her with her memory
there's another

Right: showed Alita parts of the city which she wouldn't otherwise know about, was kind and loving in the first kiss scenario
Wrong: consistently wasn't with Alita when outside important plot things were happening and put himself in danger because of it

Did right: Introduced Alita to chocolate.
Did wrong: Everything else.

What did I just say? Get back on track, children.

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Hugo actually did a lot of things right but he was too caught up in jacking cyborgs and his quest for Zalem that when Alita came along it was already too late

Made her feel human that's pretty good

Actually yeah that line was probably his most important one in the whole film

Kek extra points if you make it sexual mark

Lmao wtf? So in this movie real people fuck robots? How the fuck does that work?

Right:
Brought her chocolate
Showed her Iron City
Was loving with the kiss
Made her feel human

Wrong:
Caught up jacking cyborgs
Quest for Zalem interfered with their time together
Wasn't with her during important times

I would add he kept needing her help for shit and nearly got her killed several times because of his own actions. But otherwise, Hugo was okay. He meant well for her, but kept messing up.

"thank you... for saving me"

In the end, she got what she deserved and he got what he deserved. He hot a body that represented what he was like inside.

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Got a body, damn it, not hot.

but this is what they both deserved...

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do all these points have the same value?

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Almost, I say introducing her to chocolate is huge points and making her feel special with the whole kiss scene, that's another big point. But the jacking cyborgs is a big reduction, big take away.

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I don't think so

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Any Woodinville WA anons here?

You wouldn’t want to be a grandpa ido?

Fucking amazing.

I unironically find English accents so hot

Sounds like a Midwest thing. So no LONDON?

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AI LUV FANCY LETIN ME HAV A GO AT THAT GASH

Well if you put it that way...

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Perfection

I would like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First I better go in there and propose to the girl!

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Zapan a BITCH

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Hooray, we've reached real cozy hours, my favorite time of the threads. So, just to ask, has Alita actually genuinely inspired you to make your life better? If not, why? If yes, what have you done?

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Goodnight Anons. Today was not the best but the thread made it somewhat better

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We'll be fine in the end. Some anons are getting antsy waiting for new content. Have a good night!

Yes. She encouraged me to start writing again which has pulled a deep happiness and creativity out of hibernation.

sleep well user stay comfy

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about to try this chocolate, saw it posted here a lot so figured i'd give it a shot
also for any /cod/ anons... Blackout for Black Ops 4 is free for this month so give it a shot maybe?

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Unfortunately I don't have an XBOX to play, so no go. You'll like the chocolate though! It's got a good taste.

I quit drinking alcohol so I could stay up late and shit on alita. This movie is pretty gay. Kinda wish you guys would either get in line and tone it down or just leave Yea Forums

Okay, I laughed. At least you quit drinking, user.

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Alita heals even those who don't believe user. All are welcome

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haha you're worse than we are

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No major changes, I'm just glad we finally have another good cyberpunk movie.
Though maybe I should point out that I've never bought a poster of any movie ever, Alita is the first movie that made me want to get posters.

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That's awesome to hear user, you have written for the threads, right?
Which poster you get?

it's on pc too, which is what i'm playing on. and damn i normally hate dark chocolate, but the sweetness of the orange makes up for it, it's really good

I haven't given a dime to this movie so no, I'm not.

Do you have it on steam or something? Or is one of those Origin bullshit? Speaking of which we really need an Alita game, not that mobile game crap.

This user gave me an idea.

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Now that shit, I like it.

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If you spend this much time and energy coming here to shit on a movie you probably haven't seen then yeah you definitely are, I don't feel like I wasted my money at all

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>we really need an Alita game

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Yeah, I know about that one, but a new one, open world, real production behind it.

You think it's only one person shitting on these pointless threads?

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It's a couple anons, no doubt about that, but there's always one or two very consistent anons that like to clog things up.

last showing in my city is tomorrow
unironically shooting myself afterwards
I was gonna do it in feb before Alita temporarily saved me
one last Yeowww before the void
I love you guys

I like the 3d effect with the print on the right

Oh I know there have been multiple people I was just responding to that user who literally quit drinking just to troll here more often

99 digits of unfortunate
Don't do it user, we'd all miss you.

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But the sequel!!! You don't want to miss that.

Don't do it user you'll miss the sequels

Okay, I just came back from my 10thhealing/public service. I have these four questions for the most wise Alita sages:

1.) Does Alita have a cell phone in her head? Some anons said I was mistaken, that the phone was in the helmet, like in the manga, but Hugo called once before the Motorball game started and Alita wasn't wearing her helmet. There were two times Ido called Alita and she wasn't wearing her helmet. What gives?
2.) When Zapan says that Alita 'filled out her applications forms', was he being sarcastic, or are there literally forms to sign out? I assume that was cut for time. So, Hugo was waiting outside for up to an hour while Alita was filling out paperwork? What do you think the form would look like and ask about? How would it effectively weed out scoundrels/unloyals from getting the badge?
3.) Did you notice there was no dialogue from Alita in the 'stretching out the berserker' scene?

>pic related

Was this always meant to be wordless (which I think is a cool way of getting a character to emote and express without the need for words), or were lines cut?
4.) In the final scene with Hugo climbing up the, why did Alita warn Hugo to get down and hug the tube? She JUST had a vision where she law literally that same attack and she survived because of dropping down low.

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That's not seriously why I quit drinking, it's just not worth disrupting your life. I had a few sleepless nights after quitting and spent some time shitting it up but that was just a byproduct.

LMFAO

What 3d effect you mong? The fact that it's been printed on 3 different panels?

I have only one displayed, which is the main poster I've seen everywhere. 3 more besides that, and I have one more on it's way.

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>"T-thank you for saving me" he says to his life-size Alita cutout
>shoots self
Kino death

Oh boy, I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I like doing this more, so why not.

1) It's not explained really. She probably has some kind of microphone and phone device in her head. It's not too far fetched, since people are wired and can be taken over by Nova. There are watchers behind the eyes all over the city, sort of speak.
2) Yes, there are application forms and Hugo had to wait. That's why he asked how it went.
3) Probably because everyone knew what she was feeling, she didn't need to say anything. I thought it was cute she didn't have to say a word.
4) That's actually a good point, but if you watch again, the only way they were able to duck is because the ring was destroyed by the time it got to them, and when it fell apart, it kind of bounced above them.

SOPA DE MAKAKU

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Clean your room - Rosa

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I don't think dropping low would've saved Hugo. They were shooting at the spiky thing during that flashback as well.

Only a couple of stories. Promise.

Oh boy, I'm supposed to be not strung out on heroin, but I like being strung out more, so why not.

Read these in Mickey Mouse's voice.

Oh of course it was you, writefag.
Alita is addictive, I will say.

You mean jacking OFF cyborgs

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thought about shooting myself in the theater but fuck that
not fair to the other folks even if it'd be extremely kino and probably make the news

Omfg PLEASE do it in the theater

It would absolutely IMMORTALIZE this movie. It would bring ten times more media coverage and attention than the marketing campaign ever did.

I'm bipolar trash
no one will miss me

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Was there an update on the user making the mushroom plushie? Curious to see how it came out.

He made it and showed it off a couple threads ago. I'll have to go fish the picture.

Yeah! I finished it right before the meetup.
Didn't bring it though, didn't like how it came out. I might try again.

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preorders in AU going up my dudes. Expect pre-orders or a press release to happen soon!

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little cesars hawaiian pizza

ily guys

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Aw, I think it looks cute.
OH SHIT. Any details on what's on the Blu-ray?

imagine having fuck you money and make a movie about your waifu
what movie do you make Yea Forums?
for me it would be kill la kill

Quads of love
Love you too user!

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I love u too fren. we peak comfyposting now

Oh dang thats adorable! Would get comfy with!

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Work of meme art.

It always happens when there's less posters, a lot of the shitflinging happens during the day.
Oh, just another example of the media changing it's minds on the movie.

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I fucking love this thread.

Thanks! I know I can do better, though. Especially around the face, I'd never used bias tape before.
I usually sleep hugging a small pillow, so I thought about cuddling her to sleep, but honestly I don't trust the seams that ripped four times while I was making her

Castlevania was so fucking badass.

Oh, it's beautiful. And no Disney logo in sight. No information on bonus features yet, though.

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I'm bipolar too user
Your brain will lie to you sometimes but being dead is the worst thing so don't give up on yourself

can people post their transparent alita face cutouts (like pic related)? i need them for reasons...

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Maybe it's not perfect, but it looks even more cute this way.

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Rosa would adore this, I think she picked out the plushie from the movie herself

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yeah and one of the pics is at a 45 degree angle on a wall. Makes it look like the arm is coming towards you.

>Alita possibly not getting a sequel due to the Fox / Disney merger despite breaking even and audience interest
>Captain Fungus stealing all of Alita’s thunder without trying
>no word on a DVD/Blu-ray release date yet possibly due to the Fox / Disney merger
This would’ve been fixed if Brie Larson in mocap played Alita instead of Rosa. There. I fucking said it.

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mega.nz/#F!m6IwFQjS!nmAZYSaDujJTewj0KmgoaA

CutOut's folder he shared earlier is in there

Taboo theme of sex in the United States.
They fear any hint of sexuality.

Wouldn't you want to try the blu-ray first? There might be extra features.

No matter how far we tread we'll always come back here to good times. Love you all.

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You don't have a winning attitude, user. The sequel is happening.

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>Brie Larson playing Alita
that would be fucking awful on so many levels

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>hey user
>the jannies are asleep
>wanna talk about guns?

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Not a fan of that cover or the poster desu. I need a commentary with jimbo, robrod, and rosa though. Im gonna be extremely sad if i dont.

Awww, that's such a sweet way of looking at it. Did she? Honestly that's adorable. I always loved that Alita killed two people then goes home and cuddles her stuffed animals.

It's worth staying up to experience these love filled hours. Can't be like this all the time, but when it is, it's why these threads are special.

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me too user

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there is no void, and as much as you might try to suppress that knowledge; you know it to be true that you don't meet the objective standard, hence your thoughts of suicide

but that won't be the end of you, your eternity will be a desperate lonely conscious punishment for your wickedness against your Creator, the Lord Jesus Christ

Yeah it's so weird to see things like that site listing Alita and Hugo's kiss as a warning for kids when they're watching the film

Tonight will be the only time this week I get to see it - from next week it’s only running in the weekends here.

I don't like it either, Ido and Zapan are mirrored which always looks weird to me

Elaborate.

The social media went back to life recently, and not this.
It's happening.

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Interesting take but if it keep bipolar-kun from offing himself I'm for it

>Hey little girl, I could teach you a thing or two about guns.

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>tfw you can't tell if this is trolling or not

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>and now*
I should go to sleep, but I won't, this is too comfy I can't leave.

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legit, I want Keanu to be in the sequel

Saved Ido's life

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Alita's hands are beautiful

>I’ve been looking forward to this

I feel like they would get along. Throw in Preston from Equilibrium for the ultimate emotionally repressed gun experts duo

I will make next thread

Shit, hit bump limit. We went through 5 threads yesterday. There really is no stopping us.

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>I can teach you Panzer Kunst if you teach me center axis relock

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Oh yeah he did- for being a puny meatboy he put in two solid actions in the bar fight (three if you count the firebombs)

American culture is created by puritans.
Even in American feminism, in fact, you see a puritan desire to hide the body under a mountain of shapeless bags.

im gonna be gay and say that its very wholesome that you did this

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Smug Alita is cutest Alita

That would be the best ever. I imagine the second movie would have a slightly different tone with the action sequences if there are more guns.
And if there are guns we need Keanu.

Australia, we love you!

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NEW

>I don't even know what that is but sure, let's share some knowledge.

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No need to be ashamed, user. I sewed it because I love the thread and the film and Alita

Seriously though. The people giving VA shit is becoming unbearable. I just want good vibes. I might just stick to these hours.

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thank you

Where is this

Kek this one got a big chuckle out of me

Rosa is the heart of the movie and Rob and Jim and Jon have all said that they couldn't have made it without her.
It would be like if Harrison Ford didn't play Han Solo or if Robert Downey Jr. didn't play Tony Stark

Going fully straight edge again for my waifu. Also don’t feel like dying anymore. I’ve been reborn and I do it for her

user, but the sequels and the Blu-ray
Stay with us

EzyDVD