I really think we ought to discuss the bonus situation....
I really think we ought to discuss the bonus situation
Cooper Peterson
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Juan Stewart
Bravest guy in the entire franchise.
He is the only man to CHARGE a Xenomorph. Even Dillon had to wait for the Xenomorph to come to him in close-quarters combat.
Isaac Roberts
dude really wanted his bonus
Gabriel Lopez
Why did he and the other guy get a smaller share? How is that fair?
Leo Brooks
because they're "just" maintenance guys, where the bridge crew are doing all the "important" work
Cameron Williams
Wyatt Lee
>Why did he and the other guy get a smaller share? How is that fair?
like Dallas said, "You get what you contracted for" they agreed to a half share while all the bridge crew got a full share. what a "share" is, I don't know. I'm guess it's some sort of accepted industry standard
Tyler Stewart
Well let's set aside a few hours to discuss it then nigger.
Thomas Campbell
I would assume that a "share" means some fixed percentage of the money from all the stuff the attached refinery has been chugging away at while they towed it back to Earth
Nathan Young
First things first though.
Who ate the strawberries?
Jaxson Allen
>How is that fair?
EXACTLY!
That's why we need to discuss the bonus situation before anybody does anymore shitposting.
Mason Sanchez
fucking lol
Connor Ross
I'M GONNA SAY THE B WORD
Liam Sanders
Leo Perry
why they didn't freeze him
John Bailey
I really think you ought to shut the fuck up
Thomas Cox
Yea!
>mumbles something incoherently
>runs off and cries
Alexander Flores
Daily reminder that it is canon that Ripley was Parkers BBC slave, FACT!!!!!1!!!1!
Connor Hill
wut
Hudson Ramirez
I think we ought to discuss the penis situation....
Charles Walker
Who cares about the bonus. I just want me some of that arcturian poontang!
Aaron Sanchez
put your trip back on spergo
Gabriel Barnes
more like we have to discuss her anus situation
Caleb Lopez
Yes if we could all take a look at this chart please
Jayden King
>even the cat gets a bigger share
Angel Edwards
He was also right about everything, had they listened to him they would have not only lived, but received their due bonuses.
Wyatt Sanchez
This really needs to be updated to reflect some troubling developments with the bonus situation
Nolan Hernandez
I still wish they were the survivors, imagine what Aliens would've been like
Benjamin James
>yfw, as the last surviving crew member, Jones got everyone's bonuses
Grayson Powell
its very troubling, now if can take a look at this graph i've made
Connor Hill
Dillon set out to do it intentionally though
Lincoln White
This is one of my favorite Yea Forums memes
Benjamin Gutierrez
cause they're the mechanics, they're not on the bridge controlling shit
worker/management split
Jordan Kelly
Imagine you are the xenomorph...
Caleb Davis
Ok serious question. Did the Xenomorph sexually abused Lambert? Because I always thought it was the case
Josiah Bailey
It seemed a to be a pretty clear implication that it violated her
Luke Hernandez
"Sexual abuse" is probably not the right phrase since it's unlikely the xeno meant it sexually, but it did do something (we would consider) lewd when it killed her.
Jacob Foster
Lmao he was talking about his black dick right lamaoanalwjdjd
Aiden Foster
The biggest flaw Ridley made with Alien is that he never resolved the bonus situation.
The movie starts, and in one of the very first scenes, we hear about issues with the bonus situation, so you know it must have been important. It had me curious right off the bat, and scene after scene came, but they never discussed the bonus situation. I figured that when Kane was in his coma, Scott would have taken that opportunity to finally discuss the bonus situation, but the next thing you know, we get the chestburster scene, and the alien arrives, which was cool and all, but I couldn't help thinking to myself "what about the g'damn bonus situation!?".
Then, one by one, the alien starts killing the crew, and it was at this point that I figured Scott wasn't even going to address the bonus situation, which was fucked up, but I held out and figured that Ridley wouldn't let such an obviously important plot device go unresolved. But no. He did.
When we finally lose Parker and Lambert, I knew we'd never have the answer. The ending was cool with the "lucky star" shit and the ejection from the shuttle, but all I could think about was how I would be left forever wondering about the bonus situation, and why it never got resolved.
I hate Ridley Scott for that to this day.
Blake Gonzalez
Was Bishop II a clone of AVP Wayland?
Jace Diaz
it annoys me how much he tries to show you in his movies how the real true evil is a.i
I'm serious. Think about it.
>why'd the engineer rip David's head off in Prometheus
Because he's a.i.
They spent their entire civilization creating this amazing biological technology. They created us. And then we created a.i. Time to die.
Aaron Torres
Yeah, you know what I meant.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
yes
Jacob Nelson
Turns out no, they just used the same actor cause why not.
Evan Long
AVP is non-canon
Joshua Hughes
On the virtue of being good, AVP overrides Prometheus in my eyes