After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?
LOTR
Brandon Gray
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Nathan Hall
>But Uncle Bilbo! Think of your tax bracket!
Eli Torres
Sam... the strangest thought has just occurred to me.
Jacob Hall
DO NOT TAKE ME AS SOME GUARANTOR OF CHEAP DEBTS!
Dylan Jenkins
>What about your 1040?
>Yes, yes, it's right there on the mantelpiece.
Eli Sanders
then by all means share it my good friend
Noah Turner
Sam... ever since the birth of your lovely daughter, have you been feeling... powerless so to speak?
Joshua Young
Why didn't they just genocide the orcs?
Jeremiah Wright
Sam's felt powerless ever since Mr Frodo fucked off to the Undying Lands.
Adam Anderson
brainwashed propaganda push by dwarfs
Jose Roberts
>what can men do against such reckless rates?
Aaron Morgan
>tfw comfy Tolkien thread
Feels good
Ayden Jenkins
>Sell you fools!
Aiden Reyes
>A man of Rohan? What is the house of Rohan but a thatched barn, where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor with the dogs? Victory at Helms Deep does not belong to you, Theoden "Horsemaster". You are the lesser son, of greater sires.
Juan Reyes
no
Aaron Walker
>My business is with Isengard tonight. With stocks and loans.
Austin Foster
Because it belonged to a nigger before you bilbo
Tyler Hall
Ayden Butler
CONFOUND IT ALL, SAMWISE GAMGEE, HAVE YOU BEEN INSIDER TRADING?!
Isaac Taylor
kek nice one
Austin Cook
Taxes
Christopher Powell
First of all, let me say this is a blessed thread. Second of all: what the fuck is it with Hobbits not reaching adulthood until their 40s even though they usually die in the 80s and 90s? Bilbo and Frodo both set out on their quests when they werw into their 50s, and Sam wasn't even married by then. By the time Eleanor had her first kid Sam would be 90 something and close to death.
Were Hobbits the original millenials?
Brody Gutierrez
RELEASE THE TAX RETURNS
Robert Rivera
Merry likes to think he's redpilled in this scenario, but he's actually not. He claims to be logical and educated, but he hasn't taken the final ultimate redpill. He hasn't figured out the single simple, elegant solution to the conundrum he is so proud of himself for realizing. The perfect way to avoid the "cuckolding that comes with having a daughter" is to just have sex with her yourself!
Think about it user, just make it so that you're the one to gently lay her down on her bed one night, carefully strip her naked while she stares at you with big loving eyes, and take her virginity yourself. Her innocence may fade, but such a wholesome, intimate interaction will have her bonded to you for life, she is yours and you are hers. it's undeniable that your bond will increase past anything you could ever have imagined making Merry's little "enlightened" argument look woefully hasty and rushed. It's just basic critical thinking skills really, dicking the daughteru is what any good, self-respecting father should pursue.
Jacob Stewart
The papers have been filed! Gondor declares bankruptcy!
Cameron Jackson
And Rohan will bailout. Muster the accountants!
Nathaniel Mitchell
Based.
Connor Bennett
>The stock market stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the bankruptcy of all. Yet profitability remains, while all the company is true
Nicholas Torres
I was there the day the strength of investors failed.
Lincoln Williams
>Lenders. Loansharks. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one!
>They will answer to the Federal Reserve!
Benjamin Miller
>The Investment brought to Gollum unnatural large wealth. For 10 long years it poisoned his account. And in the gloom of Gollum's portfolio, it waited. Recession crept back into the markets of the world. Rumour grew of insider trading in the east, whispers of a nameless revaluation, and The Investment of Wealth perceived… its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum.
Kevin Bailey
No parent should have to claim their son as a dependent past the age of 22.
Joshua Hughes
>This loan was cosigned by those who are dead, and the dead retain ownership.
Blake Wilson
>the time share was signed, and we cannot get out....we cannot get out.
Connor Nelson
>I cannot jump this distance, you'll have to tax me
Isaiah Gomez
Money money money
In a rich man's world
John Scott
>legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
>they are taking the hobbits to high interest loans!
Samuel Ortiz
>The Loan goes ever on and on
>Debt from the school where it began.
>Now far ahead the Loan has gone,
>And I must pay it, if I can
Parker Roberts
Sam's felt powerless his whole life
John Myers
What the fuck is going on in this thread.
Joseph Bailey
>I summon you to fulfill the terms of the contract.
>None but the original co-signers may subpoena me!
>GAH! That claim period has passed!
>It has been renewed.
Cooper Brown
Just set up an ira and they want me to manage it myself. Wish me luck, boys
Ethan Sanchez
Wholesome and agonizing. A beautiful taxpost.
Landon Allen
>GAH! That claim period has passed!
>>It has been renewed.
bravo, made me chuckle decently
Grayson Morales
>NOBODY TAXES A DWARF
Now that's character development
Parker Peterson
That's why those fuckers all use untraceable precious metals and gems.
Josiah Brooks
>It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of deficits and audits they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end… because how could they stay solvent? How could the business turn a profit when so much debt had accrued? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing… this debt. Even bear markets must pass.
David Clark
Mocking George RR Martin's infamous comment that Tolkien should have focused on Aragon's tax policy.
Lincoln Evans
>His liquidity returns.
>His credit score will never fully recover. He will be in debt for the rest of his life.
>And yet to have come so far, still paying his student loans, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience as a wagie.
>It was a loan he should never have taken, we can ask no more of Frodo.
>Gandalf, the market is changing. Sauron's companies are expanding. His buy order is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman you told me has shorted us. Our list of investors grows thin.
Nicholas Murphy
Brilliant
Daniel Gomez
LOOKS LIKE BUYING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Jaxson Martin
truly George RR Martin's magnum opus
Justin Lopez
>IT'S SARUMAN
>HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE STOCK MARKET. GANDALF, WE MUST SELL!
>NO!
Juan Sanchez
>when the parody is so accurate that it's sad rather than funny
Christian Barnes
Fucking kek
Colton Peterson
Hobbits have been living and investing in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Banks — Middle-Earth being, after all, full of strange stocks beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great traders, nor counted among the very wise.
In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Hobbits' only real passion is for hedge funds.
A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the forming of credit unions, and the creation of 401Ks. But where our hearts truly lie is in steady market fluctuations, and good mutual funds. For all Hobbits share a love of funds that grow at a standard rate.
William Wright
Let us invest in Moria Inc. My cousin Balin gave me a hot tip that the company is making some real breakthroughs in their mining operation.
Wyatt Wood
>Leave the national debt to me
Josiah Smith
I love you guys.
Chase Adams
>AND MY TAX
Evan Flores
>Loan me.
>What?
>I cannot raise the capital, you'll have to loan me!
>*shuffles assets*
>Uh... don't tell the (((Elf)))
>Not a word.
Julian Parker
>What is this new tariff?
William Richardson
>who is it, wormtongue?
>auditors... from the internal revenue service... they are a herald of woe
Benjamin Evans
I cannot imagine anything more cucked then having your daughter become an internal auditor.
Brandon Gonzalez
based
Jaxon Taylor
based
Gavin Campbell
>Welcome, my lords, to our startup!!
>You young rascals! A merry hunt you've led us on, and now we find you... spending! And... and capitalizing!
>We are sitting on a rising portfolio, enjoying a few well-earned short term gains. The stock options are particularly good.
>Stock options...?
>Hmph, (((Hobbits!)))
Elijah Baker
BONDS BONDS BONDS
Landon Watson
NO SIR! THERE AINT NO INSIDES ON MY TRADING!
Wyatt Carter
>One central bank to bring them all and in debt bind them
Jace Scott
Audibly kekd
Jack Lee
>Brandy(((buck)))
HIDF OUT
Lucas Barnes
>No man can audit me
Cooper Edwards
it's because taxes are higher for adults, so they pretend to be kids as long as possible
Logan Reed
>a Jewrog, a demon of the ancient world
>This investor is beyond any of you
>SELL!
Caleb Cooper
Billions sucks
Brandon Robinson
Jose Davis
best thread on this board.
Lincoln Turner
It's a honeypot to suss out newfags, ya played yourself.
Oliver Richardson
Jaxson Brooks
Can't believe they let you post here from jail Mr. Fritzl
Jaxon Ross
>taxposting
>orcdiversityposting
>logicalthinkingposting
How can these movies spawn such good memes?
Adam Watson
>movie didn't show bilbo going for his sword
made Gandalf seem a bit like a cunt desu.
Brandon Hughes
Why didn't Bilbo just throw the ring in lava when he first got it?
Eli Gomez
Premium rate, AA grade taxpost.
Jaxon Green
>I will draw you, Saruman, as interest is drawn from a loan.
Brandon Hill
So much debt
Hunter Thomas
Song name: The Road to Serfdom
Asher Gutierrez
>"SO there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous bankrolls! And they were all arguing over how they were going to cut us, whether our books would be turned out for audit or if they should clear out our assets one by one, liquidate them into shares! Well they were so busy arguing the fiscal appraisals and the buyout clause that a new financial year crept over the markets and POOF! Defaulted all our loans!
Dominic Diaz
What can man do against such reckless spending
Kayden Roberts
They did. In the end KANG Aragorn himself decreed that in the years to come, they will hunt down the remaining Orcs to secure the future of the Fourth Era. Or whatever Era post-Ring Wars was, I forgot.
Brandon Sanchez
This is the only reason I allow Yea Forums to exist.
Wyatt Thomas
Matthew Kelly
I ain't been tradin no insiders, sir! Honest! I've just been cutting my costs under the margin there, if you follow me...
Wyatt Roberts
YOU WANT IT FOR YOURSELF!
Easton Carter
>Do you remember when we first met?
>I thought I had strayed into a prime investment opportunity.
>Many audits have passed. You did not have the portfolio you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?
>You said you'd partner your startup with me. Forsaking the infinite cashflow of your conglomerate.
>And to that I hold. I would rather share one majority shareholder with you, than face the downs and turns of the premium markets alone.
>I choose... small business.
Sebastian Russell
I’m gonna need more than a quick rundown on this thread
Brandon Hernandez
>Do you not know debt when you see it, Old Man?
Camden Robinson
It started a few years ago when Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin compared his setting to Tolkien's and asked "What was Aragorn's tax policy"?
William Gonzalez
11/11
Charles Howard
Your daughter is your DNA. The closest you get to being the little girl.
Parker James
>We've had one, yes. But what about second mortgage?
>I don't think he knows about second mortgage, Pippin.
Jeremiah Davis
Underrated
Ryder Morgan
>Moria... you fear to enter those vaults. The dwarves acquired bonds to greedily and too cheap. You know what they awoke in the hedge funds of Khazad-dûm... yarmulke and dreidel.
Robert Cruz
lmao
William Perez
>I ain't been droppin' no insider information, sir!
Leo Parker
Sam goes too...
Benjamin Stewart
Shadowtax shall show her the meaning of rates
Carter Rivera
which is doubly retarded because i dont recall him ever talking about that kind of shit in his book series
Kevin Kelly
>Many of these investors were my friends. Financiers I have known from intern and hedge fund.
Bentley Ross
>You fool, no man can bill me. . .BUY NOW!
Ayden Martin
>A-MOR-TI-ZA-TION
Nicholas Morris
Well technically Martin wasn't asking the question literally. It was his attempt to say that his series was more focused on the underpinnings of its world and less on a grand story. He used it as an example, not a criticism of LotR.
It is ironic that his example isn't relevant to his own series beyond like a few mentions in the first book or something.
Bentley Collins
>We've had one, yes. But what about second mortgage?
>Third?
>Reverse??
>HELOC???
>Does he know about them?!
>I don't think he knows about HELOC , Pip...
John Ramirez
>Ten minus one allies. Amen. Thou wilt be the acquaintances of the golden loophole.
da nuh nuh nah nuh nuh nah
duh da da duh da duh duh da nu
nuh nuh
Anthony Foster
Julian Perry
>I DO NOT FEAR DEBT
Dylan Perez
kek
Jayden Sanchez
quality post, user
Thomas White
lel
Carter Walker
I fucking love these
William Foster
>Sevens? FOUR sevens?!
Brody Kelly
lol
Eli Wilson
topkek
Christopher Bell
>I can avoid being audited if i wish. But to not pay taxes entirely is a rare gift.
Camden Butler
Lmao
Ryan White
>Audits?
>4 AUDITS!
Zachary Edwards
Hobbits have longer than human lifespans
Isaiah Wilson
>even though they usually die in the 80s and 90s
Fellowship opens with Bilbo's 111st birthday
Cameron Sanders
+That thieving little cunt had the Ring though. He could only beat that old Took through cheating.
Hudson Morales
fucking hell
Benjamin Allen
Best thing ive ever seen out of taxposting
Parker Turner
This is pure art. This alone is better then all those shitty got books
Aiden Jackson
This meme was more born out of fat GRRM thinking himself even remotely comparable to Tolkien and implying that not ranging over the subtle responsibilities of lordship in his writing somehow made him a lesser writer. It would be like if Neil Degrasse Tyson went on an interview and said something about Einstein like "but how do photon laser swords fit in to relativity? I mean come on now".
Benjamin Butler
These are some of the best threads. All this shit these last years, makes you forget that there were good movies ones, made with love and even now we remember fondly and can make hundreds of memes about, because we don't forget.
All movies are trash, but not all of them
Parker Torres
>they have a cave toll...
Carson Parker
(((Dwarves)))
>Tolkien based Khuzdul on Semitic languages, [b]primarily Hebrew, featuring triconsonantal roots and similarities to Hebrew's phonology and morphology[/b]. [1][2] Tolkien noted some [b]similarities between Dwarves and Jews[/b]: both were "at once natives and aliens in their habitations, speaking the languages of the country, but with an accent due to their own private tongue…". [3] Tolkien also commented of the Dwarves that "their words are Semitic obviously, constructed to be Semitic." [4]
Kayden Thomas
>I'm wasted on budget management! We Dwarves are natural spenders!
Evan Williams
At the time they didn't know what it was
Luke Thomas
Nathan Russell
Hobbits reach adulthood at 33. Bilbo and Frodo were in early middle age when they left, albeit Frodo kept his youth due to the Ring. Why did Bilbo not have an adventure until middle age? Because he was a self insert of Tolkien.
Grayson Cox
>self insert of Tolkien
Mason Scott
my sides
Chase Hill
How is it so accurate? Which minority do you think was created by the Dark Lord specifically to fuck the earth up
Ryan Hernandez
>tfw you'll never get something on the scale of the LotR movies ever again
>everything is full CGI now when LotR was mostly soulful costumes, masks, makeup, practical effects
Lincoln Stewart
>Old Tom Bombadil is a jewish fellow,
>Chock-full his wallet is, and his watch is yellow
>None has ever tax him yet, for Tom, he is the Dodger :
>His bonds are washed bonds, and his refunds are higher.
Adam Ramirez
Then a year later he looked like pic related. The ring extended Bilbo's life like it did Smeagul's.
Jacob Morales
why didn't gollum turn into oldfuck?
Jaxson Davis
He had it much longer, starting at a younger age, and used it much more.
Logan Sanchez
Gollum had it for 478 years.
Mason Green
>If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it … whose fault is it, the cats or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred.
God, these movies really were of a different time
Luis Murphy
The Sam raimi cut
Matthew Ward
Taxpayers of Gondor!
Shareholders of Rohan, LLC!
My coinvestors.
I see in your portfolios the same rate of inflation that would take the capital gains of me.
A day may come when the prospect of the market fails, when we forsake our futures and break all bonds of treasury, but it is not this day.
An hour of bears and shattered annuities when the Dow Jones Industrial Average comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
This day we short!
By all that you hold liquid in this financial quarter, I bid you diversify, lenders of the West!
Jayden Reed
No sir, I hardly knew her!
David Collins
aragorn did. he genocided the sandniggers too
Evan Walker
Daring synthesis.
Nathan Sanders
Gas yourself faggot
Kevin Davis
God damn it, you made me rewatch it again.
youtu.be
Xavier Russell
Jaxson Hall
>THE LANNISTERS ARE RICH BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BIG PILE OF GOLD LOL
Eli Rodriguez
Fuck clown hobbit women pippin
Noah Jones
Oh my god this is kino
Adam Taylor
>took up his father's Panzer
Jacob Scott
the memri palantir
Hudson Cooper
nice
Benjamin Robinson
what the FUCK was his fucking problem??
Connor Perry
Day 3 NoFap.
Austin Collins
>Pic unrelated
Neck yourself slime ball
Joseph Stewart
He actually does. Littlefinger's entire scheme is about borrowing more from the Iron Bank and embezzling the money to spend for his own purposes and putting the Lannister's further in debt. But as said he wasn't being literal, and he wasn't even critiquing Tolkien so much as answering the question he was explicitly given by the interviewer, which was how his works differ from Tolkeins.
He was literally asked the question about how his works differ from Tolkien. It's not his fault everybody compares the two. I get you have a hate-boner for Martin but he didn't just say the quote out of thin air.
Camden Moore
>You Shall Not Pass-Through Security
Tyler Anderson
That was way more than year. An extra 17 years passed after Bilbo gave the ring to Frodo and even more passed during the journey.