How would Batman deal with Baltimore?

>be batman
>dont kill people
>thinks he can just drop people off at police stations without evidence
>enters project
>sees body, wallace and D sitting on the orange couch
>WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?
>gets shot.
>dies

take 2
>stops marlo in the street
>WHERE ARE THE DRUGS?
>snoop shoots him
>YERP
>dies

take 3
>finds omar
>I HEAR YOU ARE A BIT OF A VIGILANTE
>omar says something about cheese
>starts buttfucking batman
>mcnulty drives by drinking whiskey from the bottle
>roll credits

do you know the names of any charity programs? any national ones? sometimes people call it things like entitlements and welfare programs. can you name one?

seriously though, "the city that reads" is getting way worse every time i'm up there. it's difficult to get across how quickly marginal hoods are collapsing, and decent hoods are becoming marginal.

He would do the same as Bunny; legalize drugs.

I love Baltimore. I grew nearby and lived there briefly.

But the city is so rife with corruption and incompetence in every single conceiveable way that I don’t know what the fuck could be done.

It’s fillled with crime, the police force is full of dirty cops, the Potapsco is one of the most polluted waterways in the country, public transit is poor, the fucking hotel that the city decided to bankroll for some reason is bleeding money, the mayor is going to be forced to resign... again

The best thing the city has going for it are the world class hospitals and trauma centers that have pioneered life saving treatments thanks to the endless supply of violence victims the city provides,

Fuck. Help us Batman!

I pass over that city on the way to DC and I have to say I've never seen such terrible urban blight, why not just bulldoze all the burned out blackened row homes already?

surely, this is the intellect of /pol/

Where do you think he carried that nuke to in TDKR?

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i don't know what can be done.
all they can protect right now is north charles street, the inner harbor, and the downtown core (during daylight). i worry about what will happen when hopkins or legg mason finally throws in the towel and moves to DC. it's getting worse by the day and now that the weather is warming up...

carbing up during class

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>if Batman and Gotham actually existed there'd be people marching against him for capturing criminals

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gonna have alot of spooks to put the boots to lol

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Probably start branding people.

have you noticed how batman only ever seems to apprehend blacks and hispanics! this clearly is a sign of batman's racial profiling and white vigilantism

PAAAANDEMIC

DUBYA EM DEE GOT THAT DUBYA EM DEE

Does batman ever beat up black guys? I'm just curious.

>Batman's an alt-right symbol

Batman could only do so much.
Bruce Wayne however could easily become the major power player in the city. How many billionaires does Baltimore have? He might be the only one. As Bruce Wayne he could take down Royce, Clay Davis and the corrupt establishment. Batman could handle the clean up and ground level shit, but Bruce's money could really turn things around. He could fund challengers to run for Mayor, State Senator, State Rep. He could help fundraise for the schools and the police.

are you implying a gargantuan corporate takeoever is what would fix baltimore?

>implying
>costanza.bmp

I'm saying the combination of Bruce Wayne and Batman could get a lot of shit done. Especially if he had a Gordon on the police force helping. Maybe Bunny Colvin, I don't know if Daniels would play ball with Batman, he seems too straighlaced.

Wasn’t Bludhaven supposed to be Baltimore-tier?

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

GOT THAT WMD

What is Mayor Carcetti’s stance on Big Guys?

Dick Grayson was a cop after leaving Batman and the Teen Titans, it would be cool to see him roll with Carver.

This is an interesting thought experiment.

Rawlins turns on the bat signal twice a month and then they fuck

it worked for NYC. bulge-bracket banks essentially took over w/ Guliani, but i don't think Baltimore has the potential tax base or "deep city" behind it.

batman would abolish capitalism

>batman would abolish names
can't have criminal empires if you don't have a name

they directed city policy since the 70s when the city fiscally imploded and they refused to pick up the tab unless conditions were agreed upon

TRUMP MADE HIS FORTUNE BY SIMILARLY EXPLOITING 70S NYC GOVERNMENT INSOLVENCY, GOT HUGE TAX ABATEMENTS SINCE NOBODY WANTED TO DEVELOP IN A WARZONE

LIKE THE BANKS HE SAW THE HIDDEN VALUE IN THE CITY, PUT IN SOME RISK CAPITAL AT NEAR CRIMINALLY FAVORABLE TERMS AND PLAYED THE LONG GAME

BALTIMORE ISN'T NEAR THE SAME LEVEL, BUT THERE IS VALUE THERE