Was Gandalf a virgin?

Was Gandalf a virgin?

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i know what you want me to say

Say it user

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He was a wizard after all.

He was a literal NEET who didn’t pay taxes

His human form maybe but you know the maiar had century long orgies and shit

No, he cucked Celeborn.

WE CANT GET AUDITED

you said exactly what he wanted you to say congratulations

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Thanks.

Pretty sure he fucked that elf chick back in the day

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ive no doubts that anytime he and Galadriel saw each other, she gave him a pity handy

>Gandalf the gay
How was this allowed?

>The 400 year old virgin

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in the book there's a part where saruman becomes the wizard of many colors and his robes look like a rainbow and gandalf word for fucking word tells him "I like white better"

He wasnt really a being who could reproduce.

So then I must ask a new question: did Gandalf have a penis?

He was given the form of a man, so the assumption would be yes.

of course he wasn't, how could he understand, guide, and motivate mortals without fully immersing himself in some pussy and ass. gandalf was told by eru illuvitar to fuck anything motivated by sex, so im sure he's done more fucking of more species than anyone else on middle earth. he's probably fucked an ent wife. and an ent.

>gandalf, can we go the short way and not see the elves?
>gandalf: *recalls elf pussy* No, we make for the closest elf fortress or forest, idgaf which

elrond and aragorn's ancestor banged a maia to create their line

i think the book mentioned that elrond references aragorn's relation, but does aragorn realize hes related to elrond/elves? is it just implied?

of course he knows, he is part of the royal line of numenor after all, plus he grew up in rivendell although elrond waited until aragorn turned 20 to reveal his lineage

His physical body was an image of an old man so yes, but he didnt eat or sleep or get tired from a days walking, etc.

yeah; but only for peeing

Would you feel a difference between fucking the different kinds of elves? The Rivendell ones and the woodland ones, I mean.

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>FLY YOU FOOLS! HIS ATTACKS CARRY HIGH PRIORITY AND ALLOW HIM TO BUILD SUPER METER FASTER THAN I!
What did he mean by this?

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>plus he grew up in rivendell
damn, i really dont remember that

one of them is sideways, i forget which

arathorn II, aragorn's father, was killed by orcs in an ambush while ranging with elrond's sons when he was 4 or some shit so his mother made the decision to have elrond raise him but made him promise not to tell aragorn his lineage until he came of age to protect him from the Enemy

>falls
>fights on his way down
>lands in a lake
>suddenly on a mountain
>suddenly white
>hangs out in a forest
>its been hundreds of years but only really like a week
>oh shit I remember you guys

The fuck happened to the Grand Elf in the book?

not sure if maiar have sexual needs since theyre demigods

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I bet Mirkwood elves fuck like animals.

And are definitely unshaven.

Imagine the smell.

only if you think raping drugged up twinks in a Singer hot tub doesn't break virginity

If you were an immortal wizard, would you waste your time with sex, or would you smoke pipeweed everyday and blow it in elf thots' faces?