This is objectively terrible

This is objectively terrible

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Actually it was a fun ride.

this movie is dope wtf

What gave it away?

Cheech Marin Pussy Busker?
A character called Sex Machine with a dick and balls gun?
The Salma Hayek strip tease?
Or maybe the Clooney neck tattoo?

>when the second half kicks in and turns into a b-movie cheesy vampire movie

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I liked Salma Hayek's scenes and and the desert setting but not much else

I'm sorry, what?

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One of the first times I realised I wasn't "normal" was watching this as a young teen and being hugely turned on when Salma put her foot on clooneys chest and started describing how he was going to be her lowly slave.

Pleb

>Ok Robert I'll help produce your movie but...

based

YOU'RE objectively terrible.

That's... not very unusual at all.

clooney has a redpilled haircut in this kino.

robert rodriguez is a terrible director. that's why

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OP is a tremendous faggot, there are none bigger.

first half is awful and pointless
when the vampires and Tom show up it becomes fun at least

lol no

I rewatched the movie recently and liked the non-vampire part better.

she's not that hot desu

"Ah bloo bloo, there's nothing in this movie I can neckbeard virtue signal over, wah wah wah"

Lighten the fuck up, Francis.

Get the fuck out of the thread, Alitafag.

i caught this in a hotel room once and really enjoyed it until the goofy vampires showed up out of no where

exterminate yourself immediately

This

she's like stereotypically hot which gets old after a while after you have seen it plenty of times in super bowl commercials.

The tone change is just too much. The idea is cool and each half is good for what it is. But combined it kinda sucks...the vietnam vet having flashbacks, the human guitar band, etc.

Same. It goes downhill for me as soon as they get to the bar.

if the first part wasnt so damn interesting i wouldnt care that much about the fun careless second half. it was funny and cool to just fuck around with such a retarded concept in a real movie but the sacrificed first plot was too good to be worth it

FDTD was a proto-Grindhouse. It wouldn’t be as fun or as memorable without the supernatural second half.

She was anything but stereotypical in the 90s.

90’s vampkino thread?

>featuring Bill Paxton and his unironically greatest role ever

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It’s not possible to be a terrible director. Directing is a meme position on a set

Tarantino half of FDTD and Rodriguez half of Grindhouse are best

>tfw you'll never a full night of intense sex with prime Hayek

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