600 POUND LIFE GENERAL #2

600 POUND LIFE FAT KINO GENERAL

BRAND NEW EPISODE STARTS AT 8:00PM EASTERN - EXACTLY 1 HOUR FROM THIS POST ON TLC CHANNEL

EPISODE TRAILER:
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SEASON TRAILER:
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OR

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OR

stream2watch.stream/live/tlc-live-stream?sid=151762

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TV Guide episode description:

Angela's Story: When Angela's family is unable to accompany her on her weight-loss journey to Texas, she is unsure what to do; at the last minute, she reaches out to an old flame, Eric, who still has love for her and is willing to make the trip.

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he cute

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was that a fucking pit bull propaganda commercial?

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Current Weight Guesses (don't be a faggot and spam with multiple guesses):
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y'all have 4 minutes to get in your final guess!!

>commercials encouraging fat women to wear whatever they want

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>i need a ride
>it's not going to be like old times
>thanks friend
>give me a hug

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When is Eric gonna put on his clown make-up and RISE THE FUCK UP against this TATERTHOT?!

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>I LOVE YOU NANA drawing on bedroom wall
>the heart is made with two red foot prints with the heels angled together so it actually looks like a broken heart
Holy fucking kino, I need a screenshot of that for posterity lads.

Bingo update

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>painkillers
R.I.P. Hambeast

car time!

These threads have helped me lose 30lbs. in two months. only 60 left to go.

>$87 for a house cleaning session

Man, rich people have fucking tons of money to throw away.

Thanks for deleting my thread Jannies, I made it like 2 seconds after this on was posted. I hate having spare threads everywhere splitting the discussion.

692

659 nothing crazy

I MADE CUMMIES!

just completed a planned 40lb loss over the winter as well and these threads helped a lot. cheers lads.

>the orbiter is on oxygen too

674

>he's expecting sex

702

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>you get a mushroom swiss burger
>OOOH!!!
kek

The burgers they eat on this show from non-fast food places always look amazing

Man that looked comfy.
Why can't I make a little bed in the trunk and travel across the country like that.
NOrmal sized people need to wear seatbelts.

She's gonna fail her weight loss if this beta orbiter is going to be around her. He loves her too much despite her fucking hundreds of men during their marriage to say no to her.

Family probably threw a party

>these have already been added

burgers from non-fast food places usually are amazing

Where are they driving from?

what was the body horror? I missed it.

725

Why is the beta husband on oxygen?

Pain killers and shit food, that's why you feel like shit, honey.

Holy shit I stayed at that hotel in March

She has a pretty wild gunt, go look at the last thread.

Good job, user!

He's expecting to have 1 session of sex after dropping thousands of dollars on the rental car, the gas, the hotel bills, and probably the apartment he'll be renting out.

For $10,000 he could fuck some high end escorts. What's his deal with 600+ pound women that cheated on him?

the first 90-120 seconds of the show she was naked.

well done boys. I'm trying to lose 20-30 lbs. What did you guys do? Just eat better or did you also start a workout routine? I'm trying to be more mindful of my meals and walk my dogs longer/more often.

>45 minutes in. No Dr. Now
Let the shit show continue.

I regularly jerk off to SSBBWs that hit the 400-600 range and a fair bit of them look nothing like the monstrosities in this show. Is it just confidence/basic hygiene?

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he looks scared when he looks at her

>he calls her Honey
>she calls him Eric

Lmao. Fucking lmao.

I put in 654 earlier

theres no way she's not flunking out of the program

The heart wants what it wants, user.

>roll in shower

somewhere, Ohio

When I had my head away from the screen, I almost thought he was talking about the mushroom Swiss burger from Wendy's.

BTW the Asiago Ranch chicken sandwich is the best thing on Wendy's menu.

this is depressing on so many levels
what a broken man

I'm I got a fitbit and used it to count calories. Always stay 500+ under your metabolic rate and you will lose weight consistently.

He wants her back.

It’s like she has a build in inflatable ring

>when you are riding in a van with AC you get sweaty

>flips out when a simple 'hey you forgot to book us a handicap room' conversation is in order

This bitch AINT making it

It really depends how they carry the weight. Amy from Family by the Ton was a total slam pig largely because none of the weight went to her face.

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>A REGULAR FUCKING BATHTUB

HOW WILL SHE EVER SURVIVE?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO, DO A WHEELIE TO GET INTO THE TUB?

THIS IS FATTIE ABUSE, FATTIE ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEEE

>ITS NOT HANDICAP
NEITHER ARE YOU FATTY

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More or less. These fatties aren't doing it for cash so they don't try to look good.

UGH THIS ISN'T A HANDICAPPED ROOM WTF ARGH

HANDICAPPED DOESN'T MEAN CRIPPLES WITH NO LEGS AND USES WHEELCHAIRS

WHERE ARE THE ACCOMPANIMENTS FOR 600+ POUNDS PEOPLE I NEED A BATHTUB THAT'S 6 FEET WIDE

HANDICAP REUWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMM

>tfw actually handicapped and listening to her complain about being too fat
fuck you too mam

What are you having difficulty understanding?

TLC mainly selects the hugest (lel) stereotypical fat tards from the south. It's not any one thing they're lacking.

does Eric end up having sex with her?
strawpoll.me/17784547

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I don't mind when it goes to the face, I actually kinda find soft double chins cute. It's if they had a cute face to begin with that matters.

before we get to it, does he have to say exactly 50 pounds, or is it 'at least' 50 pounds

user im sure you dont need a large bathtub for being retarded

How are you handicapped retard-user?

Uhhh, she just as handicapped as you bro. She was born this way. She didn't choose to be like this.

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674(wow fuck off dude)
678
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687
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702
710
711 (devilish)
720
725 (FUCK YOU)
745 (WAY TOO HIGH)

Good luck to everyone who isn't a massive fucking hambeast

Eric is more likely to have sex with Dr. Now than this impossible bitch.

She's also handicapped

there go I but for the grace of etc etc. maybe they have a genetic issue that causes them to overeat that we don't. you can't really know.

>674(wow fuck off dude)
y-you too...

>same dosage of caffeine extracted from tea leaves is different from caffeine extracted from coffee beans

I don't think that's how it works.

687

Has anyone photoshopped Dr. No's poster with Dr. Now. If not I'll have to do this the next time I open photoshop.

It's just generally for the initial weight loss goal, basically a free square. This season it has mostly been 100 pound in next two month which still averages out to 50/month. Previous seasons it was almost always 50 pound in next month.

who the fuck watches this shit

Most handicapped people aren't born with it. I get wanting to hate on people for being fat, but lets not be stupid with it

Now way in hell she will let him near her sexually. He is just her good friend helping her lose weight she she can party again.

I'd fuck Dr. Now over fucking Angela to be quite honest with you.

Kinographers of the highest calliber.

Regular fat people in need of a moral boost.

Kinoisseurs

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it's already in there you doofus

There must be some tumblr/deviantart profile or whatever they're called, with that done already.

>Beta Eric gets King Size bed
He wants that sloppy fat pussy stealthy

Only the E L I T E S T of whale watchers.

Are you kidding? This is tip top kino

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this is the only thread that i regularly go to Yea Forums for anymore

HANI CAEP RAUUUMMMM!!!!!

Me

The best Yea Forums posters.

Why doesn't she wear sandals?

I called 633 in the old thread

Serious question:

Why even put in the money or effort to fix these people?

Just put a bullet in their head and leave it at that.

We have MUCH better things to spend money on.

This. I literally wait all week for the comfy.

God,I KNOW women like that. Not fat but just that unbearable attitude and way of talking.

>he slept on the couch

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FUCKING CALL HER A BITCH ERIC JESUS CHRIST

Literally this. Well, maybe flip the top with the bottom.

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Some ethical bullshit or something

I want to show Dr. Now my (m)ass...

646 IS MY BET

tbf you must have a very high IQ to understand my 600lb life etc etc

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>because of this mass I can't move

Nah, I think you have 600+ reasons why you cant move.

no you didn't, I just searched it

Whether they make it or not, we are entertained. That makes it worth all the trouble.

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Dr. Now is the hero we don't deserve.

i think making their degeneracy into a horrifying spectacle like some kind of fat "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" street sign does more good than just shooting them.

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Heterosexuals.

Based Whataburger

Imagine being the asshole trickster heroin addict trying to make the other heroin addicts feel worse about being heroin addicts for no reason you can quite explain.

BASED WHATABURGER

i agree, as long as we can put a bullet in 80 IQ Yea Forums posters like you too, and for the exact same reason

it's an hour in and they havent even seen now yet. i have a feeling like they're stretching this one out...

Lose weight or die she already knows what he's going to say

Dr. Now needs a paycheck

>p-please, I drove you here to Texas, I had to quit my job, and take out my savings to bring you here, can I please sleep on the bed with you...?
>no

>took an hour to get to Dr Now
either she already didnt make it or she dies this episode

CROSS OFF CHEAT DAY

alrighty, it's finished
should be tougher than the first

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either /fit/ fags or normal fat people, either way its people who just want to feel better about themselves.

>pre-highway burger
kino, my dudes

Every day she feels 100 pounds heavier. Let's stop for a burger before we hit the highway. #2 with cheese, no onions...

Lovecraftian...

>I love you, honey
>You too, eric

This guy is whale cucked.

>1 hour into the show
>hasn't even seen Dr. Now
She's not gonna get the surgery is she bros?

Dr No is gonna lay into this dude to bring an enabler

>be fat
>be picky about onions

SHE JUST SAID CHEAT MEAL

CROSS IT OFF

why do Americans like burgers so much

>so you really are risk a heart attack
Is she actually retarded

ok retard

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Listen to how happy she is that the burger is huge. :(

that meal was 41 dollars

also, mark off 'Cheat meal/day'

>no onions
why do fat people have 0 taste? they should be fed slop through a tube.

Her brain is retaining too much fat.

Whad a burger!

technically she's not on the diet yet

Cause they're delicious

Deenz > Kippers

they taste good

My bet is she pulls a Penny and fucks back home after Dr. Now calls her on her bullshit.

Dr. Now is going to destroy her...

I wonder how many of these people put on 50-100 pounds between finding out theyre going to be on the show and meeting Dr. Now, under the excuse that its the "last time" they'll be able to eat like they want

my bad, I missed it was your name

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662
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674(wow fuck off dude)
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710
711 (devilish)
720
725 (FUCK YOU)
745 (WAY TOO HIGH)

Good luck to everyone who isn't a massive fucking hambeast

She is not prepared for the Now

Why do you say this

just got here. someone post lacey

Imagine driving this abomination in your white van, while she inhales cheeseburgers, and lectures you, motherfucking Eric, the coolest guy in who-give-a-fuck southern America, that YOU need to "take it easy". Just dump her off the side of the road buddy.

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When you kill yourself and stop forcing this cancerous clown meme.

Easier to eat and it has every food group in one meal.

I wish I could eat burgers every day, but my staple diet is 5-6 different dishes every dinner.

it's so weird how this cuck keeps calling her honey

I did. Should I cross off "Their partner is their enabler"? This guy is beta as fuck but they were married. I never thought there would be so many troubling grey areas for this bingo card.

im pretty sure everyone likes burgers m8

I'll guess 714 pounds, looks like I'm in before the buzzer.

Is it me or does the nurse look like she only fucks black dudes

719

Good taste.

Shes gonna get THE NOW

Is there a man more cucked than Eric?

>giving fast food workers special instructions
literally not wise

I would say no unless she gains during the period she should be losing weight. He'll be the feeder/enabler to her not being able to lose weight then.

You can't be a sow with THE NOW,

>Hour in
>That attitude
>Only now at Dr Now's


Does she have any chance

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600 is the winner!!!

608.4

SIX OHHH EIGHT

She light.

>only 608

>608
Huh. Figured she'd be heavier

actually, the only thing immigration has done well is make sure that fully grown adults with families work in all the fast food locations, so they don't fuck my orders up nearly as much anymore.

>608
damn that's actually low

She acts and sounds mentally incompetent dude

>dr now basically called eric a cuck
The kino levels here are maximun

fuck

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Why is she surprised that she's 608?

bitchin

You have to be within 5 pounds to win.

>my 600lb life
>shes actually 600 lbs

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>"he drove you, then he's a good friend"
>nervouslaughter.jpeg
ding-dong diddly cringe

Dr now is based

>only 608
Shit dude

screencap that "good friend" face

He browses here

>Who is Eric?
>He's just a friend

THE FUCKING STATE OF ERIC

>no cy.tube stream
boooooo

WAKE ME UP

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Because she is. Her whole life has been eating and drinking and partying and riding the cock carousel.

HES JUST A GOOD FRIEND......

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Oh man, even Dr. Now knows he's a fucking cuck.

>he's a good friend
>"Huh, that's a really good friend"

BASED DR. NOW

SOFT BANTZ

>he's JUST A FRIEND

>his smile: gone
>his optimism: shattered
>his chance of getting his dick greased in a random fold: extremely low

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>that little laugh from Dr. Now

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That's my first clownpost. Am I late to the party? I'm always late.

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It might be time to re-evaluate your life choices if you are getting friendzoned by a 608 pound woman.

no you don't

Also SAVAGE Now calling her out as a failure and waste of time and energy

Missed the first hour, what'd I miss lads?

>MY HUSBAND LEFT ME
>THAT'S WHY I GOT FAT

Lmao, you fucking cheated on him and had a half black child.

Suicide is the only option here

This cow is getting NOWED hard

Eric is gonna drive the car into a bridge support at 120. First murder on fatkino

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lacey pics?

Who dies first, boogie or this bitch?

>he's just a friend

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Normalfags killed it weeks ago

She's a massive bitch
and >ERIC
He's king beta cuck

>tfw when just good friend

>shes only 44

>was 400 pounds
>3 ex-husbands
>cheated of all of them
>CPS took her kids because she kept going out and partying and having sex and doing drugs and drinking
>40 years old and is a grandma
>is Mexican and hates Mexicans (? not sure on this part stream freezed)

>"It's never too late to save your life."
I love this man

what the fuck shes only 44? she looks like she's in her 60d

>I'm 44

Bitch you look like you're late 60s!

Its kinda disappointing really. She barely made the cut.

Lose 600 pounds FAST! Just push this little pedal to find out how!

mmm
therapy

>3 days journey to get a diet plan and told to lose weight

Fuck, I always miss the good shit.

>TLC & ID in one
Fantastic. The american dream

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>20lbs a month
wow Dr Now is giving her easy mode

DOES SHE LOSE 40 POUNDS IN 2 MUNTHS?

DR. NOW SAYS SHE COULD LOSE 120 POUNDS IN 2 MUNTHS BUT HIS GOAL FOR HER IS 40

She's white not Mexican. Her first husband was a Mexican and her mom doesn't approve of wetbacks.

Let's hope for the best, lads

>Eric will end up moving to Houston hoping that Angela will let him have sex
>she doesn't because he's just a friend
GAMERS RISE UP

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Ah fuck. At least fat posting will always be in style.

"I'm recommending a 1200 calorie diet"

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What will her weight be at the next weigh in?

I'm gonna say 587

Its her mom who hates Mexican

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Thanks, I missed that part. I thought she was one. Her last name is Mexican sounding though I think.

Imagine being Eric and paying for all this and knowing she won't put out for you.

>Eric, I have to tell you that the odds of you finding the actual vagina on this woman are slim. As her friend you should respect her nore.

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We need the manlet psych

She;s gonna gain. This whale is already on Now's shitlist.

>Angela has daddy issues
gee I wonder what are the chances she gets Lola

588lbs

>40 pounds in 2 months

Dr. Now knows she doesn't have a chance, he didn't even give her a challenge

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612 even though she "stuck to the diet and only cheated once or twice"

RA!?

No problem friend, nice digits.

608

I wonder what she'd say about doctor now?

Bingo update. It's looking like our best LAYGZ chance is if she skips therapy after inevitably pissing off Dr. Now.

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>70 minutes passed
>50 minutes left

>she still hasn't started her weight loss

Holy shit, KINO inbound.

Should just cut all that shit off her, 200lbs of growth there

610

actually 600 +/- 3

>mom doesn't approve of wetbacks

>every time she rides in a car the sweat soaks her back

huh?

He said she should lose 120 pounds if she was on diet but he's only giving her 40. She's not gonna make it.

>now Angela, you NEED to confront your father to fix this!
>dig up his corpse and tell him to go fuck himself!
>look at my coco cleavage

614

I'm saying that because she is going to trick Eric into buying her some ridiculous dinner under the guise that it's a date and he's going to get laid

but he won't get laid

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Holy fuck Eric is the biggest cuck in the universe

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Wow she actually looks better

holy shit lola

Don't think for a second Based "I'm on the kids' side, not yours" Mom approves of this fatty.

where do I find a gf like Lacey?

>dieted off and on
Mostly off.

>0 calorie bbq saus
Uhm what

>0 calorie BBQ sauce

Wot???

Based. She's doin it

LACY
LACY
LACY
LACY
LACY
LACY

Put more cheese on that salad, fatty.

LMAO THE KID IS SAVAGE

>loli granddaughter knows she is going to fail

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>zero calories
ohnononono

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>muh Zero Calorie BBQ Sauce

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Holy shit I would fuck the living daylights out of the one on the right.

POST HER

WEIGH IN GUESSES:

587
588(wow dick move)
600
608
610
612
614

only three are guessing for a loss. Looking good sofar tho

Oh no the zero Cal meme

try middle school

>kid has ZERO confidence in this woman

Hahaha oh my god her daughter just called her out big time. Love how when the cameras come around they eat healthy like salads and shit and this little girl just exposed her ruse.

"No!"

The one on the right is freaking me out with her eyes.

>missed her appointment
She's gaining.

>she needs a female role model to take her to the mall.

the 123tv page shows another 600lb life (Brittani) after dr pimple popper, but it's only an hour long.

>It's half the fat, so you can eat twice as much!

592

595

OH NO!

"STRESS" is back in!!!!

568, child motivation tends to help

Did she just fry the alfredo sauce?

She probably covered the first two numbers with her finger.

are there any shows on TV with as many kino episodes as /fatkino/

S K I P P E D
A P P O I N T M E N T

617

How far are we in? has the doc appeared yet

lmao nvm

Fuuuuck too late my dude sorry
She has blue eyes, golden hair and skin
She's beautiful
She's also 9 or 10 yo

>doesn't cook vegetables
>wonders why she hates eating it

550

I could really go for some diet double dew.

Dinner for one

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She "cheats a little" and undoes any progress. 615.

>Intervention
>Hoarders

wait who is on the phone?
and why did she just make that lewd face?

Yup, crazy eyes. idgaf, would fug. It's almost appealing.

620. And she heaps excuses on Dr. Now and we get that bingo square when he gets mad.

Life After maybe?

kek

can't you go back and get a screenshot at some point?

Entitled bitch doesn’t deserve doc Now

Maury

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WEIGH IN GUESSES:

550 (WOW WAY OFF)
568
587
588(wow dick move)
592
595
600
608
610
612
614
615 (FUCK YOU FAGGOT)
617

Lost her motivation "I can tell I"m LOSING WEIGHT"

This isn't going to go well, she doesn't want to be near Dr Now who can call her bullshit out

601

What are some good intervention episodes, I never got in to that one as much as Hoarders

Haha

>I'll do it on my own

You've been "doing it on your own" for 40 years you fat fuck.

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Dr now is going to be savage on this butter golem

shes not wrong about not needing Dr Now but we need proof

>615 (FUCK YOU FAGGOT)
picking this

No it's a livestream
And why aren't you watching it with us ? link are up there in op's

Seth Rogan is the most annoying fuck on earth

lmao toll paid

PIE

Cristy is the Assanti of Intervention

How have we not done paternity kino

which one's the best?

The hoarders thread died rather quick

DUDE WEED LMAO

Damn and I thought that I was fat.

This bitch needs to get in contact with Boogie for help with weight loss

>Hoarders
It follows a similar formula, where the person's in denial, the family is at wit's end, specialists come in, they might succeed.
Was always a great watch.

any good scenes you want?

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NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

I hope he dies of a heart attack

fucking sold on that statement alone

that's a shame since that show is just as interesting to me as this one

Sebastian & Marcel is kino.

123tvnow.com/watch/tlc/ is usually the least scuffed one, he won't crash mid show unlike arconaitv

619

>123tvnow.com/watch/tlc/
thanks brother

Dr.Phil.

Brother did you just made it crash ? wth did you do to it lmao

nah i just left recently because it kept crashing

No weigh in.

nice fag dad show