Does it get any more Souless vs Soul than this?

Bottom: Soul. Top: Soulless

meme all you want, the normies will eat that shit up regardless because muh nostalgia

This is really bad for movies in general. They’re not gonna stop doing this. They’re stealing the idea from the video game industry with their “hd remakes”

Dude you can't go casting white people in a remake of an American animation film based upon a Japanese anime with a story from a medieval English playwrite because it's set in Africa, which as we all know is 100% black from the Nile delta all the way down to the Cape of Good Hope

Nope. The new one is fucking awful. I swear to fucking god if this shit gets Oscar noms for MUH ALL BLACK CAST...

Where did it go?

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Is it really just gonna be a frame by frame remake? What the fuck is the point?

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I think the novelty is wearing off for the normies. I mean will smoth Aladdin is probably the last nail in the coffin.

((($)))

Now that most of us have grown up, can we agree that Disney is way overrated? It's just a bunch of sing-a-long kid movies.

You know nothing

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No.

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There's literally no artistic merit to this remake, they're not doing anything different or taking a different tone. Color scheme is bland, see And CGI-ing animals don't look nearly as majestic as the drawn counterparts. And no Jeremy Irons... It's gonna make $1 billion.

Irons already said he didn't want to voice Scar again you sperg.

It's live-action, it's supposed to be souless!

Treasure Planet is the least "Disney" movie out of them all. Considering how badly it performed at the box office, no wonder Disney would never want to make something like that again. They just went back to their tried and true singing princesses.

>Replacing white actors because its “African” animals
>Bill Murray and Christopher Walken played Indian animals

Really gets my fuckin almons activated

well dumbo did flop because they removed every soulful element possible

Atlantis also flopped. Why is it that the most kino of Disney movies perform so poorly?

If a normalfag can't feed their narcissism at a theater they won't watch a movie. They watched CM to be social and take selfies and virtue signal. They watched BP to be social and take selfies of their gaping, virtue signalling mouths and shitty teeth. They don't watch movies to watch movies if that makes any sense.

I know I'm going to get "have sex" or "tips fedora"replies, but I unironically hate normies. I legitimately cannot stand them.

>Be Prepared is cut from the movie
why

dumbo wasn't that big of a disney movie to begin with

Why are you comparing animated movies from the early 00s with live actions from the late 10s? Why do you have to throw capeshit in the discussion? Are you stupid?

nazi overtones

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The term is "normalfag". For example:
"You using the word 'normie' is proof of your normalfaggotry you fucking normalfag faggot fuck."

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>frame-by-frame remake that looks worse
>can't even tell the difference between adult Simba and Mufasa
>animals look bland and grey, no color like the original, they even fucked up Scar's color pallette

FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUU

>poachers show up an kill everyone
>the end
damn that was unexpected

Life isn’t fair

Colors aren't realistic enough

if you have to ask you'll never know

wrong.

>I don't like this, so I must blame the jews

This shit is really getting old now.

he's showing us all how redpilled he is

IMAGINE that Nala scene

No one cares that they stole it from the Japs because the Lion King btfos pretty much every anime movie in history, including Kimba

top: soulful reinterpretation from a modern company
bottom: soulless consumer trash made by white supremacists

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>that 20 second sequence just listing the cast of memeshits

Nah, Disney gets their social media influencers and bloggers to push that people against these movies hate fun and "it doesn't make the old movie disappear!!" And hooks them all back in every time. Already happened with Aladdin

is Gambino gonna voice all ages of Simba? also how will they do this?

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>how will they do this
sexually

No, Disney were probably the greatest animation studio in the history of mankind for a while, with a short renaissance in the early 90s

Why were white people allowed to voice characters in the Jungle Book movie, but not in the Lion King remake?

Why is Disney so hypocritical?

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t. non-white "person"

Zazu, Timon and Pumbaa are voiced by white people

there are white actors voicing characters in lion king, which makes no sense if it's supposed to be "representation" because all the characters are african, not just the KANGS

Rest in peace, western 2D animation.

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This movie is going to be so fucking awkward

nala will pin simba.

fresh off the boat from r*ddit, kid? Heh

Pic related would have made a better Simba

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Will his mane be red?

>john oliver
>billy eichner
>seth rogan

>white

>simba, dont you understand? you ARE the Lion King
jesus christ...

then simba was a zombie

Kike

(((white)))

it's 2000 years old my friend.

An entirely new form of normie marketing control is being developed through social media. The social and the consumer world are merging into the same thing, where you have the most high status twitter people promoting blockbuster movies directly into the lower social circles

they don't even have to appeal to consumers as directly anymore, they can just make it fashionable to like the movie, and unfashionable to criticize it

I thought diverse casting was supposed to be so blacks can see "themselves" represented on a screen. If there are no human characters, then why do they have to cast mostly black actors? Is it just an excuse to replace white talent?

This just flopped

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What amuses me is that the 1994 Lion King was legitimately diverse

And now we've crossed the threshold into Wakanda Diverse

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I honestly liked The Jungle Book remake. None of the remake movies have been nearly as good as how they did Jungle Book. Lion King, Dumbo, and Aladdin look atrocious. Atrocious.

>Azizi
>Kamari
What the fuck are these names?

Hyenas?

why is Mt.Fuji in a movie set in Africa?

They were called Shenzi, Banzai and Ed

>replace all the white creative workers with jews, women and minorities

What could go wrong?
All Disney has going on for them are capeshit and remakes

Disney has renamed Banzai and Ed

I don't like the way Scar looks

Why? Too Japanese and too dork?

whaaat, you want me to dress in drag and do the hula?

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I wish Disney would stop reminding me how frail and feeble James Earl Jones sounds these days

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nobody cares about Dumbo, but Lion King was released in 1994, that's peak Nostalgia

It’s Kilimanjaro stupid

Don't you know that diverse mean not white?

lurk more and learn

>they hired Seth Rogen as Pumbaa
>they didn't hire James Franco as Timon

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i wonder if theyll ever consider redoing brave little toaster. i hope they dont.

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The Snyder cut

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Iger

Wtf I hate kikes now

Did they actually have Jones perform lines from the new script or just reuse his voice tracks from the original and call it a day?

Most of his lines from the trailer weren't in the original movie

agree, movie was unexpectedly not that bad

Both are soulless trash since they ripped off of Kimba

ahhhhgg shut the fuck up dont give anyone any ideas about toaster

How are normies so fucking retarded they don't realize Disney is scamming them out of money? Disney literally copy & pasted a movie and asks for $15 dollars a ticket and the masses will gladly accept getting a load of recycled shit blasted into their mouths and will pay for it. Everything looks exactly the same. Does nobody remember when everyone shit all over Psycho remake for being shot for shot?What the actual fuck?

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but Hans Zimmer score
but hip black actor
but Circle of Life tho

I'm not even anti-Semitic, but it's glaringly obvious that Jews took over Disney, had a good run for a minute and are now running it into the ground creatively.

>off of

Shakespeare wasn't from the medieval period brainlet

Hans Zimmer is most definitely a pedo.

t. Incel person

I haven't said anything timon.

and this...

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t. cry "baby"

t. people who masturbate

Fuck Dumbo, I've never liked Dumbo. In fact, fuck every Disney animated movie before Alice in Wonderland. I respect how technically impressive and important they are, but holy shit, are they a slog to sit through.

Will furries even like the remake? Don't they only get off to 2D shit?

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even snow white and the seven dwarfs? that's literally perfect, short, excellent fun songs, wonderful interesting animation. If you have the same attitude towards that then you're basically a barbarian.

fuck dumbo. a flying elephant. what the fuck

You know Hans Zimmer did the score for the original, right?

money doesnt follow u to hell

Eh piss off. I'm probably not going to see it, but you can't deny that by going with the more photorealism they made something that it's pretty cool looking.

yeah? And people love it? I didn't imply it was new, but it helps gets butts in seats

S O U L

Jungle book remake was great i thought

Atlantis is steampunk kino, nothing else has even come close

Iger: "REMAKE EVERYTHING!! MAKE LOADS OF STAR WARS MOVIES! MORE REMAKES, SO MANY YOU GET ONE EVERY FEW WEEKS SO THEY NO LONGER FEEL SPECIAL!! JUST SHIT'EM OUT!"

Bob Iger is the worst thing to ever happen to the company.

The Circle of Money

Azizi! Li-light!

But doctor, this was supposed to be the Year of the Clown

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Clearly they should have filmed the whole thing with fursuits.

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And isn't TLK based on an ancient Malian legend anyway?

From what I hear from Yea Forums, furries are rich af. Together they could probably raise enough funds to commission such a thing.

milking fans

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(((Redpilled))) controlled opposition nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=XPlJIYE1lS0

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No, it's an adaption of a Japanese movie

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flick is more comfy but kino makes me think

left is better though

The pink elephants on parade bit really spoke to me as a cancer survivor, i spent most of my childhood high as fuck on morphine and other assorted pain medications.

Why are there not more furry pornos? Or is that just on niche sites that I am just not curious enough to check out?

well you just answer your own question

>WE LIVE IN A ZOOCIETY

left is obviously better

>The Ultimate Oof

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It feels like I'm watching a nature documentary with the audio from the Lion King slapped over it. That might sound cool on paper but all the characters are impossible to read because there's no facial expressions, it's just the same blank animal faces the whole time.

Skill floor is really high to make good furry porn, leaving typically only the most autistically fetish-devoted people to make them. For example, there is a furry artist that hand-models native 4k pornography renderings in a surround sound channeling format, but exclusively does vore.

Big companies don't want the PR nightmare of dealing with it, and there just aren't any adult animation firms around yet that focus on hiring to meet those needs. I'd get it funded if I had the cash for the startup.

>I have power over people, though they may appear complex
>To me, they fall like playing cards, and I control the decks!
>UAH! EHEH! OHO! AH! HEHE! HAHAHA! HUEY!

I think this and Atlantis are the two movies that would make sense as CG-live action remakes. Atlantis being less favored at the moment due to Aquaman

Guillaume was based. They will not find anyone better to replace him.

Atlantis would be way too similar to Stargate but most of the target audience probably hasn't ever heard of Stargate in the first place so I guess it wouldn't really matter.

The lead female role would probably be played by some ugly sheboon like the creatura from Thor Ragnarok or something instead of an actually attractive negress like beyonce or stacy dash

The new trailer did not look nearly as good as I expected. I did a full 360 on this movie from not caring, to hype, to not caring again.

It looked really tired and sterile.

>Live
>Computer Graphics
Pick one. I like how they call these the 'Live-Action Remakes' when there's nothing 'Live' about them.

Yeah dude, Jews ruining everything is getting old.

No, the original Lion King is a masterpiece.

I don't get what the problem is. White men have voiced characters in every movie. Does it kill you if they don't voice characters in one?

Besides, white men are boring, so I think it's an improvement.

SOUL
SOULLESS

Because the main character isn't Dumbo, but shoehorned human kids. I suppose the animals don't talk as well? Desu I would like to see how the fox and the hound or Lady and the Tramp fared.

funny how no one mentioned the dub in this thread

>t. nonwhite
don't you have some jobs to steal at a factory?

You don't understand kino. Left is SOUL, right is SOULLESS.

>this weird gray color filter they added
>completely opposite of the colorful vibrant original

>watching CG garbage made by Jewish Disney
Why would you ever do that?

Atlantis was a beat for beat rip off of the Stargate movie with Kurt Russell.

It'll be kino, just watch.

Say what you will about the blacks, but leave Dr. Katz out of it.

>realistic looking animals: Soulless
>animals with human eyes and expressions: Soul

So this confirms animals don't have a soul

And yet it was better in every way, characterization, conflict, mystery, artistic style. Stargaze is alright but it is one of the slowest driest science fiction movies I’ve ever seen and has many flaws that keep it from being great

from what I've been told they don't really care about a quality production, interesting story or pondering message. All they want is a reason to hang out "socially" and watch an enjoyful movie while their brain is turned off.

nala is a anagram for anal. which is how simba probably fucked her after all that homo sex with timon and pumba. it's that typical disney movie material.

Circle of life is in the original too bro what are you getting at

>Everyone refers to the new one as live action Lion King
>All CG
>Not live action
What is the point then? That and the original are the same

If I'm not mistaken she's a porn star....does anyone know her name?

Zack Snyder's The Lion King vs Disney's The Lion King

Alaina Fox, the best looking pussy I've ever seen.

same reason people bought the new Resident Evil 2

>>Azizi
We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy!

What's not realistic about colors?

As if he had a choice retard

It doesn't look like Youtube videos of Kruger National Park

jews were in charge of disney when the lion king, little mermaid, and Pocahontas were created.
are we really going to pretend the celebration of african culture that was the lion king was "aryan" disney's creation?
the movie where lions and pigs hang out like buddies?
lion king was just another stage of post-feminism on it's way to clown world. what you're seeing is the little bit of life that hadn't been killed yet. but for the time, like everything hollywood does and will always do, it was made to "challenge" the "status quo".
complaining about jews on a television board is the most counterproductive thing imaginable. if you endorse film, you endorse jews. period. go read, or interpret classic artwork, or listen to mozart, if you want to enjoy something free of judaism.

New kids should love it as much as kids liked the original, new kids = new source of revenue. Yea Forums cant think beyond "I dont like it, why the FUCK does this exist??"

>James Earl Jones
I SWEAR this man was dead ten years ago, holy hell there must have been one hell of a prank going on. I was POSITIVE.
What in the fuck? Does anybody else remember this?

several several people have already posted that this exists for money grabbing

Nice post

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dude weed lmao

pinocchio though that movie is fucking great

>go read
you better mean all books before 1940 and only on an e-book device, reading free books.

>his eyebrows are stuck like that

This is an amazingly fucking stupid comparison.

This is literally like saying jews ruined Spider Man and Superman when those characters were made by young jewish virgins in new york

Face it Wasp, you don't own most properties

Yes 90s disney was basically an aryan woodstock

retard

Jones sounds like he's dying too. Reminds me of other final film roles.
What's worse is this is obviously a shot for shot, beat for beat remake. They could've saved on actors and just used the voices they recorded in the original.

It was a bait comparison.

there's literally nothing wrong with being jewish

Its based on the first emperor of mali sundiata

>Hamlet plot
>An old anime ripoff
Na

What the fuck does the Lion King have to do with African culture? It's Hamlet with talking animals.

PIKA SISTER
*SLAP*
PIKA DAUGHTER
*SLAP*
PIKA SISTER
*SLAP*
PIKA DAUGHTER
*SLAP*

and wrinkle in time flopped. so what? lion king will made billion dollars and that's what it matters to them.

Have sex

based onionposting

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muh mother Africa

lol

>retard
:/

How badly are they going to fuck this up?
youtu.be/iqQ2mQV5b0w

>ZOOCIETY

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What does virginity have to do with this? Very jewish post.

yes please

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Agreed. Wish they'd stop fucking everything up.

it would be ruined if they deleted all of the original lion king copy; it's still safe and will always exist.
But the remake look really shit, I mean, the animal look nice and realistic but the colour pallet is really grey and drab, there is no colour and it seems like shot by shot remake, so there is no point to it
Also Scar looks like shit

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Kino can be soulless, see: Charlie Kaufman

I remember it too user

It doesnt. I would say that ignore the schizoposters but they are half this fucking board
Yea Forums is truly the reddit of 4channel.

make it stop

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Out of all things to argue in that post
virginity is the thing that struck the chord?

I hate Jews as much as the next guy, but they have always been involved with the creative aspects of Hollywood.

Using Cheetos elephantdoor instead of bringing back based Jeremy was a mistake

The reason they do all these adaptations is because they can use all the original storyboards and concepts again without paying the people who worked on them.

>they don't even have to appeal to consumers as directly anymore, they can just make it fashionable to like the movie, and unfashionable to criticize it
Dindin din

I heard there will be some humans to justify

You are avoiding my question, may I ask why?

>Hating Pinocchio, Cinderella, Mr. Toad & Ichabod Crane, Bambi, Pecos Bill & Johnny Appleseed, the one short with the hats in love and Snow White

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But Jews do own Disney, and Marvel, which is why they get associated with soulless cash grabs and racist anti-white casting and storylines.

>The whole fucking internet lost its shit over a remake over a comedy about capturing ghosts and dick jokes because it is a souless remake.

>Cheers for and defends this embarrassing imitation to objectively the best disney film ever made, best family film ever made and one of the best animated films ever made.

mfw

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It seems virgins are the ones dumb enough to call properties made by jews ruined by jews so it makes sense

>objectively the best disney film ever made, best family film ever made and one of the best animated films ever made.

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Ok faggot, name any disney film with a better opening, a better villain song, a better score and a scene where you actually see the main characters parents die and see their corpse on screen.

Go ahead, I'll wait.

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They’re ruining the new version. Have you seen the fucking state of MJ? And Miles Morales, wtf? Just stop.

>the best disney film ever made, best family film ever made and one of the best animated films ever made.
How can one post be so wrong

>it’s the best disney film because it has catchy songs and you see dead parents
I can’t tell if you’re autistic or just edgy

I'm saying it's stupid to say "Jews as a whole" ruined those characters when they were created by a jew

>because it has catchy songs

I said score retard. The songs with lyrics as fun as they were were only part of what makes the music in the movie so great. Look up This land and King of Pride Rock and compare it to other musical scores.

this, finally normalfags are starting to wake up and see it

Why don't you make an actual argument?

>have lived long enough to see Transformers ruined and then saved
Feels good, man.

Seth Rogen is there

If lions were humans, they would be white people

>Ayo I love lion pussy

The original Dumbo also flopped.

They went for the realistic/naturalistic look, which is a massive mistake because wild animals don't look like individual characters with different personalities and identities, they just look like animal A and animal B. Look at the difference in the eyes, you can't make a realistic warthog sing, dance and laugh and for it to not look jarring.

Combining voice acting with such non expressive "realistic" animals will be extremely jarring aswell, which is why they barely shown any of it in the trailer also.

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is it? looks depressing to me.
why would i want to watch a movie that looks like it has no life to it?

Actually, it was probably Disney's biggest hit since Snow White at the time. Walt himself hated it because he thought it was a cheap poorly made rushed waste of a movie while his magnum opus Fantasia was a financial failure at the time. He hated it so much, it never got a theatrical rerelease.

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Oh man... just wait till assange gets arrested

left looks like a normal girl you can cuddle with

how would you know?

if you've ever cuddled a normal girl you'd know

Feige is not a jew

what if the next guy is jew

It’s not like The Lion King was good to begin with. It’s like redrawing a 5 year olds doodles. I have no idea why so many retards love this movie.

>implying jews don't hate other jews
There are only so many shekels in the world

If you actually look into it Disney has slowly accommodated various liberal ideas into their movies over the years. Especially during the 90's. There has always been a steady progression of what we are seeing now. It is simply at its most extreme now.

Atlantis was a rip-off of Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water. Not sure how Disney gets away with ripping off anime so much.

>cartoon, unrealistic images = soul
>photorealistic cgi = souless

What did boomers mean by this?

Calm down, tourist.

Ironic that the black one has less soul.

Bottom:
>IT MEANS NO WORRIES, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS
Top:
>crickets

>Anti White storylines

>The nazis were assholes

oh no

how dare these movies based off of world war 2 comics from nerdy jews not promote my aryan eugenic agenda!!!!!

>We don't have anymore creative talent so we'll just keep ripping off the classics we already ripped off

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Because CGI is less impressive

If they're only in one scene, does that really count though?
Would that retroactively make WALL-E a live action movie?

Nice argument hehe guess I should have sex until you actually explain your shady post

could you be any more of a sarcastic fag?
I don't even disagree with you but god damn this faggotry is embarrassing.

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okay, good bait then.

what the absolute fuck is the appeal of the hyper realistic movies, who the fuck is watching this and thinking "yeah this is better than the original"

who asked for this lion king exactly

C N N

Kids and parents who are forced to take them? Or targeting people almost individually. Guy at my work wants to see Dumbo because he likes that movie. My girlfriend (female) wants to see this. I said no, as I will not support something that is being called love action despite being entirely animated.

Braindead zoomers and normies

people who just aren't thinking too deeply about it. Basically, the thought process is something like this:

>I loved Lion King(etc) when I was a kid.
>Disney's remakes are big-budget and heavily promoted.
>How bad can it be?
>I'm at least curious. The broadway show was kind of cool, etc.

What I am seeing a lot from normalfags with these other Disney remakes is just a vague disappointment. They know the new ones aren't as good, but because they have an expensive polish and feel kind of like good movies, they aren't sure what's wrong with them.

I just want my Hercules remake already

>fuck every Disney animated movie before Alice in Wonderland. I respect how technically impressive and important they are, but holy shit, are they a slog to sit through.

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When does the Andy Serkis Lion King come out?

I am with you on mr. toad and ichabod crane, pecos bill and johnny appleseed and bambi. [Spoiler] Pinocchio was just alright [/Spoiler] But cinderella and snow white have aged like fucking milk, In Snow white the dwarves and that cleaning scene were the only good part of the movie where the rest was just nothing but singing throughout the entire time and the villain had the dumbest death in anything ever. And cinderella is absolutely unbearable with it's mouse characters the entire movie, all anybody remembers in that movie was bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. I get that they were products of their time but that doesn't translate it into something that is remotely enjoyable.

Unironically soulless.

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Will they ever remake a movie that should be remade?

This looks so bad. Almost identical to the jungle book remake. They just recycled the cgi and added lions.

Aren't they just doing these remakes to extend the copyright? They should get 0 attention and lose as much money as possible

Money doesn't follow you to heaven either, get fucked

Disney's gotten so lazy that even after 4+ hours not a single shill has showed up to deliver one of their canned lines, like something about Hamlet.

>muh raciss

Go back.

He’s Jewish, not white.

Cinderella is 100% a fairy tale fantasy for girls. The mouse characters are standard asexual beta male sidekicks for a princess.

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Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

>seth rogen as pumba
>no whoopie or cheech as the hyenas
>no jeremy irons
>fucking BEYONCE as nala

this is a fucking disaster man

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give us an argument you cuck.

>tried to watch the lion king with my 7 year old nephew last year
>5 minutes in the little faggot grabs his tablet
>watching some shit vlogger on youtube
>i ask him what his doing
>"oh the movie is boring"
his mother told me he never read any comics or watched a full movie, he can barely read. faggot only plays minecraft and watch vloggers all day long
whats the fuck is wrong with kids these days

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Beauty and the Beast opening is just as good.
Beauty and the Beast has a better score (albeit not by much)

>scene where you actually see the main characters parents die and see their corpse on screen
you were rightly called out for being a faggot edgelord. This alone doesn't make a movie good. The Little Mermaid has Ursula's soul garden. You had to specify "on screen" because obviously Bambi's mother dies.

Meanwhile I think the best scene in any Disney movie is the beast transformation scene in BATB. But there are a lot of good ones and singling out the death of Mufasa is again just faggy edgelording.

The one thing I can say about Lion King is that it is for once a story about a male coming of age rather than a princess story (or a thinly disguised princess story eg Aladdin).

Yes.

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The lion King is like the fourth or fifth best Disney movie of the 90s, retard

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yes because it was stolen from japs. not just the idea but whole scenes and composition

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man that's sad

I miss it so much lads

This. Don’t get me wrong they were quality, but they are literally cartoon movies for children.

I noticed this to, they really tried to hide the mouths moving in the trailer. I thought they were going to just have them telepathically talk to each other at first.

As always it's the parents' fault. They shouldn't give free access to technology until way into mental development.

If they are quality what does it matter whether they are for children or not? What about it being a "movie for children" makes it less worthy of discussion be it praise or censure?

(((Goldberg)))

American negro woreship

Walking with the dinosaurs had this same issue, although I believed it was meant to be silent but they hashed voice acting in last minute, without animating lip synch, which made it fucking awful

NOT ON MY WATCH
2D might die after me, but I WONT LET IT DIE

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>you ARE Disney's The Lion King: The Return: A Limited Event Series

its hamlet you mongos

The only good movies to come out of disney are as follows. Snow White, Pinocchio and Mary Poppins.

>TLK is boring
>prefers vlogs
>7 y o with a tablet

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Why?

Crazy days ahead..

Are you fucking serious? If it's b8 it's a pretty good one.

I love both Atlantis and Nadia but Atlantis was inspired at most, not a rip-off
also it was much better in many aspects

Jews don't believe in the afterlife.

He's not a nigger tho

Most furries are also zoophiles, so...