Capeshit was a Mistake

It’s not like you dumb butt fuckers would be discussing anything better if all the superhero movie posting suddenly vanished.

Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

SHOCKINGLY BASED AND UNAPOLOGETICALLY REDPILLED

I sincerely love these depictions

>Single mother
Y I K E S

>commissioned by the marvel maniac tripcode
Truly it’s the tripcodes who always are the most bizarre

They were just watching shitty horror flicks instead of capeshit

at least most of those were rated R. Made for adults. Now they're watching kids movies.

>r rating means it's adult

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>"Film as art culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to intellectually masturbate the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control"
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen 2001: A Space Odyssey over a hundred times. I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see 2001 again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand faux-intelligencia banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [art films] as elevated art form, I think it's still just a French guy smoking a cigarette with a Noir filter around his stupid depressed face... It's for quasi-intellectuals, it's adolescent in its core."
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about a guy and his dog where nothing actually happens as some kind of metaphor for the pointlessness of life. I think it's fine for people who want to pretend to be smart, those of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"They have been poisoned, this culture genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to pointless camera work and terrible religious metaphors and shit that doesn't mean nothing about the experience of a simple story."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

Films are for entertainment, not for pretending you're cultured, idiots. Read a book.

OP on suicide watch

Cope capeshitter

OH NO NO NO NO

Shitty horror flicks >>>>>>> capeshit, delusional manchild

It's true, capeshit is for at most 21 year olds. If you still ''love'' capeshit after that, then you have shit taste.

Simon Pegg is the Vegeta of Yea Forums

It's allso disgusting. Everyone is drooling like an idiot for the latest Marvel piece of shit.
Makes me sick to my stomach.

I wish I could’ve punched Alec Guinness in his pretentious old man face. Fuck that guy.

Based

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>Hollywood chadifies nerds
>Nerds realize capeshit is shit

The average age here is at most 19 years old. Do you honestly believe you’re arguing with 30+ year olds when you come to a board like Yea Forums?

so many capeshitters on this board it's sad.

> Yea Forums HATES MCU

> Every 3rd topic is a pro-MCU thread

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yes, blame nerd culture for wanting to support the things they like, don't put any blame on the soul less kikes who pump this shit out month after month

I blame George Lucas for creating this entire generation of pathetic literal manchildren.

shills hard at work

yes its george lucas fault, the people who passed laws to structure your society and turn everyone into limp wristed pussies is hardly to blame.

>Yea Forums HATES MCU
BECAUSE
>Every 3rd topic is a pro-MCU thread

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If you read the context behind this, it's actually pretty insightful about how our generation grew up compared to those growing up during and immediately after WWII

simonpegg.net/2015/05/19/big-mouth-strikes-again/

"One of the things that inspired Jessica and myself, all those years ago, was the unprecedented extension our generation was granted to its youth, in contrast to the previous generation, who seemed to adopt a received notion of maturity at lot sooner. The children of the 70s and 80s were the first generation, for whom it wasn’t imperative to ‘grow up’ immediately after leaving school. Why this happened is a whole other sociological discussion: a rise in the student population, progress in gender equality, the absence of world war; all these things and more contributed to this social evolution. What fascinated Jess and I was the way we utilised this time. For Tim and Daisy, not having to grow up in the way their parents did, simply meant a continuation of their childhood. For Daisy, it was the pursuit of her girlhood dreams and fantasies. For Tim, he channeled his childhood passions into his adult life, cared about them as much, invested in them, the same level of time, importance and emotion. His hobbies and interests defined who he was, rather than his professional status.

In the 18 years since we wrote Spaced, this extended adolescence has been cannily co-opted by market forces, who have identified this relatively new demographic as an incredibly lucrative wellspring of consumerist potential. Suddenly, here was an entire generation crying out for an evolved version of the things they were consuming as children. This demographic is now well and truly serviced in all facets of entertainment and the first and second childhoods have merged into a mainstream phenomenon."

Pfft. I was born in 1982 which makes me ancient by Yea Forums standards. I always thought Star Wars was crap outside of Empire. I was all about 70s/80s Spielberg as a kid.

Superhero movies pretty much are all about 9/11 i would be surprised if people outside of usa gave a shit

>"Nerd culture is the product of a jewish conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon egg

>"A sweet-faced cuck of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a thousand times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the cuckold, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alex Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [cuckold pornography] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Blackman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its inception. "
- David (((Cronenberg)))

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and showing their junk to the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and small whites and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"The pornographic movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidedicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's genitals at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Adam Moore

>"lootcrate, more like redditcrate"
- Anonymous

Imagine if Star Wars didn't steal the spotlight from Sorcerer

>"Sneed."
- Simon egg

>"Feed."
- Alex Guinness

>"And."
- David (((Cronenberg)))

>"Seed.."
- William Friedkin

>“Chucks.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Fuck."
- George Lucas

>"And."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"Suck"
- Adam Moore

There were several highly successful superhero franchises prior to 9/11. The concept of a cinematic universe is definitely a 2000s thing though.

Prior to 2000 the franchises were about the atomic bomb where all the villains were famous intelligent people who leveraged mysterious technology to make doomsday devices and all that jazz. Superhero shit is always just lowest common denominator stuff where america saves the day from whoever the big bad guy is at the time.

>be William Friedkin
>become world famous as the director of The Exorcist
>decide your follow up film should be called Sorcerer despite the title being obviously misleading to audiences
Sorcerer is an okay movie but come on. He brought it on himself.

I genuinely don’t see the difference between what you’re describing and what modern day superhero movies are. I really don’t think 9/11 is a factor anymore.

good read

holy shit based and sneedpilled

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*ahem*

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They didn't make that many prior to 2000 Raimi Spiderman was a big deal that set the ball in motion

Any more donut shitposts saved?

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Nah. I’d say Tim Burton’s Batman pretty much created the template for all superhero movies that followed. Yeah, Richard Donner’s Superman had been a hit but Batman 1989 was the one that really cemented the concept of giant marketing budgets and multiple tie-in products, fast food promotions, etc.

I hate the faggot that keeps posting this.

we all do

Pegg and Jodorowsky are just salty nerds didn't like their shit trekkie movie and stupid ass comic the rest are valid opinions though

Whar do these people want? Let us say capshit dies tonight. None are made ever again and people grow bored of it to boot. What fills the vacuum? I am really curious as to what comes next. I remember when movies like catwoman and daredevil were seen as stupid and unworthy of watching. The hulk and ghost rider seen as much the same. Xmen and spiderman were the quality super hero flicks. Now there are so many all of about the same quality, mixed together into series. I guess chinese or indian movies become more popular? Maybe films that make people feel guilty or wrathful towards chosen out groups? Interactive vr sims instead of cinema? Nothing?

Jodorowsky Is fucking awesome.

More like American superhero films became exponentially more popular in China and India.

Ok, so no end in the foreseeable future. I imagine those nations work out lucrative contracts with disney and warner to make their own. The marvel and dc universes are barely tapped at this point.

but anime is fucking autistic

Then don't watch autistic anime

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He's a Yea Forumsedditor

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it's all the same style, unimaginative fuckers
>That hero loner is literally me!
>WARRIOR PRINCESS!!
>WOAH! MAGIC WORLD BD
>JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF :'D
>AWOOO XD
>Dude come on, it doesn't matter that she's in a 13 year old body, she's 1000 mentally smile :)

fucking manchildren

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i blame star wars for this capeshit phenomenon, quips, black and white conflict, characters with no depth and overexposure of special effects, it was quite influential in the development of the capeshit genre so fuck star wars (the original trilogy)

pretty outdated list there bruh, shit was made in like 2011

>it's all the same style
>WARRIOR PRINCESS!!
>WOAH! MAGIC WORLD BD
>JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF :'D
>AWOOO XD
>Dude come on, it doesn't matter that she's in a 13 year old body, she's 1000 mentally smile :)
Like I said, stop watching autistic anime

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Sorcerer was fucking mediocre and the epitome of what a flick-version of Wages of Fear could be. Just because it's edgy doesn't mean it's good. The original was much better.

He's not even saying capeshit is bad here per se, instead he's saying the marketing forces have taken over and totally co-opted it.

At first I thought the Yea Forums shitposter manbabby was the guys fetishised sex slave kept in a cage next to his bed and forced to wear diapers.

It isn't like the "adult" forms of media this generation are any less cancerous.