Well just got told I look like this guy from some slags

>great joke
Uh

Hellboy? moar liek JUSTboy.

Eh I’ll probably still torrent it I always liked hellboy it will make good money

My friends gfs friend
They all laughed and agreed
im a nice guy I’m just bald and have resting bitch face. I’m basically unapproachable or at least really off-putting before I even get a chance to meet people haha

James Corden on meth. Imagine pic related without the belly or the double chin, and with a full beard.

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Was meant for Can’t even post right lol!

Qt but dangerous

Fuck them people talk shit and say mean stuff in the op and have a mean resting bitch face and xbox huege but if they don’t matter to you than neither should their opinions

unironically Joachin Phoenix
now that he is older I think he looks like my dad so there must be something

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All the girls at my Game Of Thrones watching reaction group tell me I look like a cross between Brad Pitt and Donald Glover.

What post pic on soc and link

I've been told Tom Waits

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None of them would ever admit it, but the girls in my dumb study group think I look like Leonardo DiCaprio.

The dude from Cage The Elephant.

I've been told I'm like Quentin Tarantino but more autistic, creepier and with weirder fetishes.

Get some sleep please :3

Anyone who has played Clark Kent. From random roasties, to my mother's friend; even a manager and another colleague at work have called me Superman / Clark Kent.

I can see it too, except I'm not buff but we do look very similar face/ hair / height wise.

Jim Carrey and Wilson from House MD

based

no you haven't

jake gyllenhaal and I hate it. he's ugly as fuck.

B8

Sure thing, champ.

My best friend looks so fucking much like younger David Lynch and I am VERY jealous

I once heard I looked like the poor kid from The OC.

My mom says I look like the guy who acted like he wasn't my dad.

Well who do you look like? I’m sure it’s also cool

Carlton. It's always Carlton. I look NOTHING like Carlton.

yes I have, my mom tells it to me all the time

Hope you don’t act like him

are you black?

They probably just mean that you're a dorky black guy.

take my bussy, thicc daddy

u tell me bozo

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Carlton ass nigga

My gf says i look like a combination of pic related and the dude who plays Euron Greyjoy in Game of Thrones except i have blonde hair and blue eyes.

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>Tfw I am thiccer than he is and only twinks and brown Women hit on me

You're getting better user, but give up the alcohol and the shitty sugar drinks.

You look like one of the most underrated actors in the game congrats :3

I've been told I look like a slightly more handsome Ben Platt

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You’re probably a decent guy and good looking but I wouldn’t like you. That guy looks like a guy you just inherently can’t like despair him being a decent human I’m sorry

That explains why I have no friends, I guess.

I don’t know why :( but I’m sorry have you
Tried talking to people or joining clubs

Nah I can't be bothered. Between work, kino, and cooking, I don't really have time for a social life.

You can incorporate social life into all three work you can socialize and there are film clubs and societies and places that teach cooking with groups

you have the same amount of time as everyone else you fuck

Bill Gates has a social life

Lifting weights, getting a more masculine haircut and growing any kind of facial hair he's capable of could help him a lot. Even a mustache.

I looked him up and he looks pretty good now

>get told I look like a young benicio del toro
>i just want to look like You Were Never Really Here or Her Joaquin Phoenix

It's not fucking fair bros.

He’s a handsome dude, don’t stress oversomethhting you can’t control

Lmao benicio de toro is spic brad pitt, that's a kino compliment

Like I said, I don't have time mate. I work (alone) from 11 am to 7 pm most days. In the morning I'm doing house work or talking to clients. In the evening I cook dinner, watch a few shows or play a game, then go to bed. I have one day off per week.
It takes free time at the right hours to develop a social life, which I don't have, so piss off. Not everyone is in university where you're surrounded by people of similar age and interests.
I used to lift but not anymore and cut my own hair short-medium length. I also wear a short beard/stubble which helps with the babyface we have.

You Were Never Really Here or Her is a kino movie title.

ok no one cares about you anymore shut the fuck up

have been told three separate times, feels good bros

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I look like that one guy who did a lot of coke

Not an actor, but the singer of Rise Against.

I've also gotten Gordon Hayward, who's a lil bitch.

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ive gotten 3 in my life, all more than once. leo dicaprio, michael pitt, and macauley culkin. unsurprisingly ive probably had more sex than most of Yea Forums combined despite being a likeminded neet

youve got the face of a small side character actor

A slightly sassy side character.

like a pear cider made from 100% pears

I can't tell if you're 25 or 45

Or how many 40s he drinks a day

yeah a bit of an edge to him that one

It’s not hard to have lots of sex and I’m not putting you down or anything but people on Yea Forums think to have sex you have to be a male model with a perfect hairline and make 250k a year and have a stem degree

why do you go on living then? do you have an escape plan, planning to retire early or something? otherwise I don't understand why you choose to do this to yourself.

The legend of gin alley

Because I enjoy it? Not everyone despises their jobs.

clean shaven I've been compared to miles teller, with a beard I've gotten tom hardy

What do you do for a living? In any case, it seems like a cliché but people are what really matter and you're going to regret not having friends and family one day if you keep this up.

Base

Got told I look like Jared Leto today. Got a beard and man bun.

Dont see how a one word difference could have made that remotely funny

I'm a sports coach, working mostly with kids.

>creepy man who works with kids has no friends or social life

I got told I was cross between John Krasinski in 13hrs and Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day.

let me guess, /doomer/?

Forgot pic

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Chads get the fuck off my board now FUCKING NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

>I’m just bald
PFFT fucking dork.

Like the fat guy from Pawn Stars with pretty eyes.

young marlon brando, except balding

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The whole cast is a bunch of fat fucks

He was balding when he was young too plus don’t shave it all off

jason momoa but fatter and shorter, still over 6' though

RDJ from Sherlock Holmes

I'm told I look like Harry potter

>haha user you are Sheldon!

Nick Cage unironically

Bazooper!

You’re the most kinoman in Hollywood

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When I was skinny I got told I look like a young Johnny Depp by a few people but then I got fat :(((

no youre right their perception is absolutely warped beyond belief

Sucks to be 15 going on r9k and having your brain obliterated by those people and by the time your 25 or whatever you are not even a human being

Im not sure.

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A haircut lady also said ‘the Dad from back from the future’

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jim halpert from the office

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Crispin Glover is handsome nice work dude!

It depends on my haircut, one girl said I looked like that manlet from Twilight, despite being 6'2".
Another girl told me I looked like this guy from The OC.

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You got the cute racial ambiguous maybe Asian look

no idea. who do i look like

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Bella thorn

A ginger.

Kek

joel Edgerton

You look cute desu

Nobody ever said I looked like anyone.

Adam Driver

who do i look like

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Colin Ferrell

a faggot

I just look like a fat cunt

i can see that

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I've been told I look like Josh Peck way too many times throughout my life. Before and after I lost 200lbs

you prob look closer to christopher mintz plasse

Drake Bell.

oh he kinda does. I'm guessing the beard is cuz chinlet?

Dude, memeing yourself is like giving yourself a nickname. I like your paintings but please stop

Look like a cross between Jason Momoa and James Franco

I've heard Nicholas Hoult.

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post boypussy

I've been told I look like the tall guy from silicon valley. I've also been told I look like a faggot

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Sort of like John stamos

I was told I looked like Will Sasso once
That hurt

Nice hair! But you do have a face that seems very arrogant even if you are a kind loving human if I were to see you
I would think you would say your dads a lawyer I just don’t like you despite you potentially being a good human. Also you should get a good skincare routine I have terrible skin and it helped and just a little skincare on you would work no offence

Multiple people have told me i look like this faggot

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Michael Cera

Why? Will is oddly handsome and funny

>I would think you would say your dads a lawyer
kek my dad is an uneducated Yugoslav pea-sent but thanks for the compliments user. Yea I gotta get that skin on some routine

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Got him

Yeah senpai I’m doing the same just a few months of moiszturizing and cleansing with exfoliating it will be glowing

Thanks to based autistic Balkan genetics I'm 6'4 so I hope with a few years of lifting and moisturizing I can at least to pretend to be a chad and hopefully get some fuck. I can pretend to be a normie chad physically but mentally I will always be lonely and horny

toby kebbell

Buddy I have faith in you the biggest thing is to get off this website and don’t waste time here it will destroy you

you look like a more handsome Joffrey from GOT or even Draco Malfoy

You definitely look like a villain

Fuck off faggot

an army recruiter at my uni said i look like prince

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I'm not even supposed to be here today!
(though a cousin looks more like him.)

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Been told multiple times I look like Tom Welling. Not bad. Dude is 6'3 though I'm 5'11.

>Buddy I have faith in you the biggest thing is to get off this website
Bro don't I know it. This website does funny things to people's brains. I was texting a girl the other day and I literally did not know how to communicate with her in anything other than shitposts. It's like learning to walk again texting normies. If it were up to me I would just NEET it out the rest of my life but my dad would honor kill me

At least you're not Urkel

Yeah I started going on here again and shit just went downhill mentally and physically social skills are a skill and you need to work them to master them tv is not bad but imagine those people on r9k for years and years that is so poisonous to your brain

he wanted to try on your rasberry beret

I get compared to goose/gylenhaal sometimes. Doesn't really make sense to me but I'll take it

I’ve never been told I look like anyone.

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Yeah

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>imagine those people on r9k for years and years that is so poisonous to your brain
Yea just like those zoomers who are OBSESSED with politics and literally cannot stop spamming the board with it. The delusions about the real world this site creates is astounding. It's a shame some here think that the internet is an accurate reflection of the real world

aziz ansari

Sweet you better slay pussy with that look

should probably kill myself

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It’s not just zoomers but people of all ages

why would anyone ever think this was normal? we all come here to literally purge all of our worst behaviors

You look like a twilight extra

You look like you should have your own show on Food Network

Me again. Co-workers say I look like the PUNISHER or a manly man version of Freddy Mercury

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>why would anyone ever think this was normal?
Because I've been on this site so fucking long it has conditioned me. It took a while to break out of that. Autism is a pretty nasty disease I wouldn't recommend it

You look like Nick Mullen if he was Iranian

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You look like one of the many 20 something year old cops who come to my bar and get super drunk and challenge the bouncers no offence

Who doesn't do that?

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you look familiar have you posted on /int/ before?

Real shame that Nick is like 5'4 because he has great aesthetics.

Nick is a handsome lad it's a shame about the Aspergers

Normal people and not uptight cops and state troopers who feel the need to fight everyone

>You definitely look like a villain
That's just the intense Slavic features I have You should see my dad he looks like Joe Rogan

Brown Paul Dano.

Been told I look like younger Russell Crowe before, that’s all

Pretty ok with that cause love M&C and gladiator, and I know I ain’t the prettiest lookin fella no matter how mich I work out. Wish I had a better nose tho

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Russel Crowe is kino and handsome I’m op and yeah I wish I could be some male model but I can’t so don’t stress it I also wish I had a different nose

No soc yes
Screw off normie

Same dawg
It’s weird that I look pretty close except that I’ve got a little more of a boxer’s nose (lmao rip) and sit right at the cusp of Manletdom at 5’11 but I’m okay with it, I do well for myself in bed and work for it

why are you calling me a norm or because I recognize you don’t need to fight everyone who looks at you or is bigger than you ?

That’s all you can do, I feel worse for girls that grow up and see models and all that I may look like David harbour with a shitty hairline but Ill be me and have hobbies and not base my looks of current trending stars

Just shut up and stop being annoying

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Whatever man it’s only insecure people that encourage unessescary fights and trying to be tough

Classic

I told you to shut up

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Actual autism

I don't even think he's autistic, he's just a narcissist.

No actors but someone once said I look like Gordon Freeman back when I was sporting a goatee. I'm not as slim though.

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yes

No offence but not a lot of people can pull if that facial hair

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the jon snow dude except i'm 6'0 with a better beard

Not even the better-looking part of the Detectorist duo.

>not as slim as a dude in a bulky suit
Just say you're obese and the goatee was to hide your flaps.

Ass nose? Imagine the smell.

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Bud bundy

I hate this guy

Cringe

reddit tier

I've been called Wesley Snipes about two dozen times. It's weird. I'm not even black.

You're handsome dude

The cashier at my local Ralph’s just told me I look like Michael from Peaky Blinders I guess that’s a good thing