Protagonist meets a pretty girl

>meet sweet girl with a good sense of humor and a cute butt
>find out later she's a single mom with a pill addiction

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>protagonist is a 30 years old kissless virgin
What an unreliable plot

the two parter episode where the protag lowers his standards considerably in part 1, then part 2 which is basically just a tinder advertisement

>assumption

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>it's a virgin gets a gf and is happy for once but then she decides to transfer and even though he should be happy for the time they spent together he still feels very very sad episode

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absolutely based and truthpilled

that is not a reality I want to live in

dream episode. it was nice though.

>protagonist is a 21 year old virgin who actively avoids talking to people

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>protagonist spends all his waking hours wishing he had a gf
>discovers he has erectile dysfunction and now no longer worries about such things

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>modern society is obsessed with hedonism, instant gratification and self aggrandizement and yet I'm the crazy one

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Better start to, it’s the one you’re in

you're probably low key autistic, no offense. some people just can't chill out

Not the cute shy girl who sits at the back of my uni class and barely says a word

You're probably just nervous desu. If it's an actual gf and not a hookup you'll calm down. I've been with 3 girls and all of them, despite being far more kinky and experienced than me, were very accommodating. If a girl likes you she gives you time because they want to know it's not them that's the problem.

Surf the Kali Yuga, brah
just Ride the Tiger

Shes the biggest slut of them all user

>protagonist meets cute girl
>finds out that she was formerly a man

>progatonist has a crush on the female lead
>she hooks up with someone else
>protag is lovelorn and crushed
>secondary female character who has a crush on him picks him up
>they end up falling in love and have sex
>female lead breaks up with her lover and cries her heart out while protag enjoys his new and wholesome relationship

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You realize this happens to female anons just as often, right?

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99% of girls over the age of 15 has had a dick in her mouth. Just repeat that until you accept it. Literally every girl. The shy ones, the fat ones, the ugly ones. ALL the fucking women

You have to accept that. If you don't, you run the risk of being manipulated

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>instead of getting drunk and having sex with her protagonist instead spergs out and masturbates to trap porn at home because his delusional fantasies of cute little innocent virgin girls have been shattered

I don't see what needing to chill out has to do with a sick society where people are willing to betray each other on a whim just to get ahead a little.

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I just want to be married to a complete stranger who'll keep her vows. I'd have no problem commiting the rest of my life to a person if I knew I wouldn't be betrayed again.

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kek, no it doesn't

erectile dysfunction is not an actual condition. It was literally coined by the makers of viagra.
Try again after you've done nofap and noporn for a couple days. You may also be nervous in which case try smoking a little weed before you dive in that poosay

I'm speaking from experience

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>protagonist is called cute from plenty girls
>has to low self steem to start a relationship
realistically, what can the protagonist do? its been like this since the beginning of the series but now we are at season 26

I wonder how common this is

uh yeah it is. doesn't matter if someone gave it a name to sell their boner pills, it was and still is a thing.

Always....

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It's like saying obesity is a medical condition. It's caused by lifesyle choices that may not be evident to the sufferer. Much like ED

god... why do I keep falling for this?

A lot of ailments are, but it's still categorized as a dysfunction regardless of what led to it.

because you're a heterosexual male who isn't a sociopath

>girl says she loves you
>she was just making fun of you and suck dick of 3 chads in front of you

Good troll sylvia. Good fucking troll. Crying to this day of laughter.

Story time user

>sylvia

yikes. should have taken the hint.

>there are people on this board who have UNIRONICALLY, SINCERELY never seen a real vagina before

I know you guys exists, and I just want to say one thing... I'm sorry. I thought we're all just shitposting here, but you truly exists, don't you? I'm sorry...

>quiet girl is biggest whore
>quiet guy is autistic incel

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Your fault for not killing them all on the spot, now they're all successful in life having a hearty chuckles thinking of that beta faggot they dabbed on and you're still wallowing.

Lmao?

You mean girl falls in love with the turbochad lets him fuck her then when no relationship happens she grows resentful of all men

>Entire life of you and her together flashes before your eyes
>Jesus why am I such a creep.

>sylvia
are all sylvias whores? i've met two who both were total sluts.

Vaginas are disgusting anyways

>she literally just said hello

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I know a Sylwia, pronounced the same who is like 40 but looks 20. Cute as FUCK and a milf.

usually girls with special snowflake names are big sluts.

HAVE

LITTY

This is honestly the only way to think especially with western women

i am at a point in my life where i honestly prefer prostitutes over non pros. at least they dont pretend togive a shit about me and dont expect me to listen to their bullshit. they just come over to my place for 2 hours, suck my dick, take their money and leave. trust me anons, if you have enough money take the hookerpill.

prostitutes are also cheaper than dating in the long run

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>sits at the back of my uni class
She is probably taking upskirt photos to send to her boyfriend on Snapchat.

>boyfriend
you mean chad fuckbuddy

>at the back of the class
user, she is browsing instagram and taking selfies and pantyshots to send to chads

I knew one in primary school, and I guess she was a slut. She was dating 25-30 year old guys when she was 14-15. They were picking her up after school with their cars, each month different guy.

Sylvia is an aged striper name.

H-haha, this literally doesn't happen to a-anyone!

>oh boy
>she acts like an average man

at least i am not the only one

american philosophy

>be 15
>have a crush on this girl
>all of the sudden she goes through like 8 boyfriends in 2 months
>realize all women are whores
>permanently get out of the cuck mindset
Shout out to Chantal for redpilling on the true nature of women at such an early age.

was she really named Chantal? come on dude that name screams cock sucker

Success really is the best revenge

Sounds like a gyppo name