Joaquin Phoenix calling 911 as his brother dies

Jesus Christ, this is the most depressing shit ever.

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who gives a shit lol

Serves him right for being a JEW.

That final shot of Shatner.

Literally me.

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He died of an overdose of cocain and heroin

SHATNAAH

Is there anything more pathetic than a grown ass adult male going all "pwease, pwease"?

What a fucking cuck

No wonder he taps into pain so easy

I hope they fired that asshole 911 operator.

>calling the cops on your brother for his drug use
What a cunt

Legend says Joaquin smokes "like a lunatic" in PTA's words. I feel bad for him.

they are all like that

DUDE CHIILL LOL ITS JUST A SEIZURE

Now this is journalism.

>dude no keep freaking out, this is helping lol! for every scream you give God gives your brother that much more chance of surviving

That's it. Joaquin Phoenix is the new /our guy/. The Goose is cookef

How did they even get the tape? Is this legal?

An incel.
Have sex.

>legal
>america
pick one

everything gets leaked in the US, there's no privacy, and everything is available for a price

Being a Jew is the best, though. I feel sorry for you goyim.

Wow dude you're really fucking up my vibe with your screaming I don't care if your brother is dying in front of you stop stop being rude!

Why?
He's just trying to get the caller to calm down so he can follow instructions that may follow.
The absolute hilarious thing about emergency services is that before they arrive there are important actions and questions that the caller needs to be able to perform and answer that will help the EMTs on the way to the hospital, which will then aid the nurses and doctors.
It's unreasonable to hate somebody for being hysterical in an awful situation, but fucking Hell imagine if your Operator was freaking out, or if the EMTs were freaking out, or if the Doctors were freaking out, etc...
It's their job to remain level-headed even in tragic situations. The reality here is that anybody but Joaquin would have been better suited to call 911.
You may as well be angry at the cocaine for floating up River's nose if you're going to irrationally get angry at dispatch for attempting to calm somebody so as to potentially save a life.

>EPIC SUFFIX INSULT XXDDDD

>my bro is dying
>time to become a soiboy!

He was a kid though, 19 I think

In his defense, everyone on Yea Forums is a sociopath.

>they are all like that
They should all kill themselves then.

>DUDE CHIILL LOL ITS JUST A SEIZURE

It's just a prank, brah. lolz

Most likely he's a teenager who doesn't understand empathy yet. Mexican or Brazilian.

yeah you're a dumb fucking /pol/tard alright

This. River was a dopehead who left this lil bro scarred for life

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It's quite impressive that John Frusciante survived that period. Constantly injecting Heroin and Cocaine in succession

Or even more likely he's your average Yea Forums user being edgy on purpose. Something that happens several times per minute.

Why do you people even fall for that, are you new?

>Why?
>He's just trying to get the caller to calm down so he can follow instructions that may follow.
There's a right way and wrong way to do that and the operator did it in the most soulless piece of shit way possible and I hope he loses his hamster that his "husband" shoved up his ass and that it eats his intestines from the inside out. OK? :)

Cruel 911 operators all need to kill themselves.

>my family member is dying a horrible death right in front of me
>uh oh i guess it's time to do my best to appear clint-eastwood-tier cool and aloof
i can't imagine how disconnected from reality you are to think that you would act aloof in a situation like that, you're either baiting, still a child or a sociopath

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stop virtue signaling
you're not on facebook

t. shithead 911 operator

There's a reason you are probably still a virgin.

holy shit all the soibois itt. you don't start crying some junkie is ODing right next to you lmao

Do you know what virtual signalling is

That's a real problem: autistic fucks getting jobs being 911 operators. If you never want to hear people panicking and screaming, then get a job that enables you to be a hermit away from everyone. And when you need help, people will justly be too far away to get to you in time.

Are you a fucking child? Telling someone to calm down like that never works, most of the time it makes it even worse

Dilate, tranny.

>ugly
>inbred
>hated
must be a ride

The post was too vulgar to be written by a troll, reeked of youthful unabashedness.

All of the Peppers, really.

Flea was also there on the ambulance as River passed, iirc.

maybe they shouldn't have been filthy fucking cultist druggies.

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>own brother violently dying in front of me
>'nah bro i'm so in control and so masculine i'll just calmly stare at him as he's drawing his last breath i bet you're all virgins lmao'
i know this board can be bad but this takes the cake

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What should he have told him?

>nah dude he's gonna be alright it's nothing :)

Exactly, user. The operator simply needed to say:"Oh my God/gosh, ok, ok, I need you to be as clear as possible so that I can understand exactly what your brother needs. Ok, I'm sorry, I know it's hard, I know.." but that would take human empathy, something 911 operators usually lack. Why is that?

Are all stars super drug user or something ?
How the fuck do they manage to keep their life in order with drugs ?
Heck they have all the money in the world to fuel drug party craze
I would be unemployed or in rehab in three weeks.
I can't even buy 5g of weed without smoking it all in two day.
I can't browse the net in moderation
I swear I'm the worst addict there could be. Thank god I never took any hard drug

>they should all kys
and then everyone in advertising and journalism

based (and redpilled)

drugs are bad mmmmkay

>Yea Forums virgins with no life experience think they know more than professionally trained operators
yeah dude how dare they tell him to calm down. if i were him, id be vocalizing Yea Forums memes, because that would make things better

That is how they are supposed to act, what do you want them to do, freak out and sob with you?

because they listen to this shit as a job every day.
You'd stop giving a fuck too.

"serves you right for doing drugs"

It would appear that the symbolic shapes of things that are counted do not disagree.

They're just trying to be edgy man, you don't know their struggle. Let them have a safe space at least here.
I'm willing to bet some of these people have gone through even worse. The attitude adds up.
Kind of makes me grateful to have had pretty good luck in life, all things considered.

They can fucking quit when they get to that point, user.

idiot

Nah most on Yea Forums are cunts and just can't come to terms with it so they use the term sociopath to think they're edgy and different

You can hear in the video he started freaking out more after the operator told him to calm down. A smarter thing to do would be to tell the person to speak clearly and stay on the line

Remember that case recently where an operator hung up on people calling about their friend who had been stabbed/shot or something because they swore? The dude died because of it iirc. Should be prosecuted for manslaughter at the very least.

you're not catching my drift you stupid faggot; he's there to dispatch info and send out a unit when given the address, not be your fucking therapist.

Was River a bastard?

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The most important person in the world gives a shit fuckface. Me. Don't ever disrespect me like that again, you crippled fag.

Man, you're a piece of shit retard who thinks he's smart. I hope someone punches your nose in.

it's called alexythimia. sincere emotions of any kind make them uncomfortable because they've blocked out their own. common in autistics.

why does he still dabble in Hollywood?! they raped his brother and he ended up killing himself with drugs. could he possibly be behind the leaks?

>needs a new heart and liver at 50
lel

lmao eat my pp loser

What a fucking coward. Lmao my brothers dying I’m gonna beg other men to save him instead of carrying him to the nearest hospital at maximum haste. Also his degenerate brother got what he deserves for mixing drugs.

wtf his Dad looks exactly like Based Joaquin

No, I missed it, but they should give that operator a stabbing. That's the way punishment needs to be.

and you're emotionally a woman, and probably a drug addict.

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>my pp
wew lad, must be fun being 9 and discovering teh 4chanz xDD

if i were one i would savor the moment every time i heard a junkie ODing on the other side, or maybe an obviously leftist who doesnt have a gun and is having his house invaded. id make sure to prolong the conversation too.

>"HELP PLEASE I THINK MY BROTHER IS ODING PLEASE SEND SOMEONE"
>hello?
>"YES PLEASE SEND MEDICAL HELP"
>sorry, i dont understand you. what issues are you having?
>"PLEASE HELP SEND AN AMBULANCE"
>hmm, i think ill hang up now. bye!

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>and you're emotionally a woman
lol that's a new one.

>and probably a drug addict.
I can quit caffeine, pot, alcohol, and milk any time I want.

Now end your life.

> instead of carrying him to the nearest hospital at maximum haste
I know you're being playful and what not, but imagine if some idiot were to actually do that instead. It would arguably be their fault if the person died.

lmfao based
have sex

at least I'm not a redditor newfriend x)
kneel

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18+

It's uncanny

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>rule the world
Seems worth it.

I'm not even gonna watch this video. I'm not some creep who gets off on real events like that.

a lot of these 911 operators get bogus calls

Is there a gene or something that makes you keep calm when horrible things are happening? Not to sound edgy but there's been some times in my life where horrible shit went down and everyone is going delirious but I was the one who had to tell everyone to calm the fuck down, call 911 and close a wound ect. May

oh he mad

more like
>patsies and piggy banks for nobility clans and think tanks
do you even redpill?

>lmfao based
Not them, but you know what's funny? When someone calls someone a pee-pee sniffing fagnut. It's the simple pleasures.

You must be legitimately mentally retarded

I would probably hang up on him as soon as told me someone is oding. Y'know, I'm very pragmatic. Natural selection and all that. Fuck junkies and fuck people who enable them.

Yeah that's gonna be a BASED from me.

>have sex
Hahahah, you don't get to say that sweetie, it's meant to be directed towards your kind.

why is he gonna jerk off too LOL

wew get a load of this guy.
lurk moar gramps

>tfw named after River Phoenix
>tfw turning 23 this year

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have sex

Pointing out the obvious and being mad don't necessarily go hand in hand.

How does it feel that Generation X got the last of the good stuff out of life and now you're left with scraps?

I thought that was based Joaquin next to Dafoe.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE

Celebrate your birthday with coke and heroin :)

>samefagging
That's gonna be a yikes from me.

Not currently, and I'm sure the other user doesn't know that women even have a pee hole separate from their dick acceptance unit.

pretty good seeing you're gonna die and we'll bury all the shit you took with you and make your granddaughter fuck NIGGERS

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I unironically wish I was a true sociopath and not just an edgy loser

>still mad

>abloobloo muh drugs
ok junkie

Not me. I'm going to live maybe twice as long as normal people. I'll be Kirking it up in the stars, boys.

lmao fuck this cuck

Wasn't very familiar with his brother. Now I understand why the incels are seething.

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You're still in a better position than 99% of humans who will ever live, even if there are multiple tiers above you.

shouldn't have done drugs if you didn't want to die biiiitch.

You can find pictures online of human female vaginas, if you need help. And I'm sure you do.

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I may not be handsome but at least I'm not dead lmao

Based lmao

looks like a fag on top of being a junkie. probably had aids too

Let's be honest, that ain't saying much.

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This is what they will write on your tomb.

I bet his corpse is still more handsome than you.

>keeps blatantly proving my point

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post yfw you're not a junkie

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>Brother is dying
>Frantically call 911
>Tape of conversation gets leaked by TMZ or some scummy YouTuber looking for a few clicks
Public Enemy is right, 911 is a meme. Just drive yourself to the hospital, it's cheaper and safer.

baltimoresun.com/health/bs-hs-drive-to-the-hospital-20170920-story.html

Reminder that if you drink coffee and eat sugar on the regular you are a junkie

tfw

youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI

what point? he's dead. doesn't matter if he was literally the most handsome dude in the world. now he's just dirt lol
meanwhile I'm alive. fuck that cuck

He should have been more direct about why he wanted him to calm down, to make the other person on the line see it's directly in the interest of his brother. Not "Sir, can you calm down", but "I need you to be calm, so I can help your brother the fastest".

Wheres the dubstep remix

t. Peep

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watermusic 1 and 2 are kino. perfect for relaxing.

>meanwhile I'm alive
for now

You forgot melatonin. If you drink milk, you are a drug user.

>sugar
>junkie
ever taken biology, user?

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>Phoenix was a dedicated animal rights, environmental and political activist. He was a prominent spokesperson for PETA and won their Humanitarian Award in 1992 for his fund-raising efforts.[33] In 1990, Phoenix wrote an environmental awareness essay about Earth Day targeted at his young fanbase, which was printed in Seventeen magazine. Phoenix was a lifelong vegan.[34] His first girlfriend Martha Plimpton recalled: "Once when we were fifteen, River and I went out for a fancy dinner in Manhattan, and I ordered soft-shell crabs. He left the restaurant and walked around on Park Avenue, crying. I went out and he said, 'I love you so much, why? ... ' He had such pain that I was eating an animal, that he hadn't impressed on me what was right."[24] He financially aided a great many environmental and humanitarian organizations, and bought 800 acres (320 ha) of endangered rainforest in Costa Rica.[35] As well as giving speeches at rallies for various groups, Phoenix and his band often played environmental benefits for well-known charities as well as local ones in the Gainesville, Florida area. He campaigned for Bill Clinton in the 1992 US presidential election.

yes. in conclusion, me = alive, degenerate faggy junkie who probably had aids = dead as FUCK lmao

Wonder if Joaquin was a drug addict too at some point of his life.

from a drug OD

>implying he'll have a tomb
This cuck will die alone in some shitty apartment and nobody will know about it for like a week. For all we know his body will be discarded in some hobo alley dumpster thereafter.

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Wouldn't have happened he stuck to drinking Steel Reserve

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he most likely was

Unironically autism

Pretty based

No your a junkie of you cant stop drinking those. Which, lmao, what a loser of you cant since they dont even get you high

If by based you mean absolutely flaming faggotry gay homo

>be edgy 4channel poster
>press F5
>get dopamine rush
>mock tragic deaths of people that matter

>"he had valium or baka"
>*dies from OD on a mixture of cocaine and heroin*

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And that's beautiful.

There's nothing with being that way, in fact it's preferred, but just don't get in the way of the feelings of others who have lost a loved one.

yeah yeah t. plebbit

>being this upset at some junkie dying
dont you have another weed to inject, junkie?

Let's be unironic here for a hot second. We both know you're moderately close to the point of no return, i.e. taking your own life.
Just because someone was first to the grave doesn't discard the idea that you might die young as well.
I would say I'm hoping you could kys but I could care less honestly. Maybe you can turn it around 180 and not do it? I don't know man, life is a bizzare thing but ultimately a gift.

tldr. we all know you're gonna od before you reach your 30s. no need to project your mortality onto others, junkie

How am I upset? I even attached an image of someone who is laughing to the point where they're wiping off tears.
I would recommend to get an eye appointment.

No, I was implying something different, but fair game.

tell an incel frogposter no one cares about his favorite celeb dying and he rages

Do you ever wonder how these anons who pretend to be edgy here by laughing at someone's death, look like?

The most tragic part of this is Joaquin didn't even know his brother had a drug problem.

You've obviously never experienced true hopelessness, uselessness, and emergency. Like it's really fuckin obvious.

sure sure. now go back to idolizing junkies while you're high off your mind lmao

Huh? That doesn't make one iota of sense.
Have sex incel.

don't sign your posts

This is pretty good bait

We all know what they look like.
>inb4 someone posts a picture of chad
Not that quick, incel ;)

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dude you just dont get it, he's a celebrity so we should feel sad that he died for voluntarily doing something bad to himself.

lol

i don't even have a brother but i can imagine myself being panicked as fuck if i witness the horror of watching my brother/sister die in front of me, and i refuse to believe anyone here is edgy enough to, without baiting or irony, coldly watch as their brother dies without ever losing their cool. it's just baiting probably

if my brother was a junkie I'd say he fucking deserved it

Some serial killers are triggered by people like you. I would know.

if my brother were a junkie, i would put him out of his misery desu

maybe you would but you'd definitely be emotionally impact by seeing him have seizure and die

those that pretend they'd feel nothing and stay aloof are either mentally ill or joking

based

Here's me riding my tractor

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The thing with some of these people is that they're so jealous of anyone doing remotely well in life, they might very well enjoy a more successful brother/sister die.
Don't underestimate the lows a human being can plummet to.

>implying that country girl even owns a computer and didn't have a friend upload that pic

impacted*
seizures*

fuck junkies, i agree, but you would think differently if your junkie family member was on death's door right in front of you

based

Whats the best River Phoenix movie?

boring thread you all try too hard nowadays none of it feels natural

a junkie by definition isnt doing "relatively well" you fucking delusional shart sniffer. god i hate americans

>you're just jealous that someone died ODing on coke and heroin
holy shit lmfao

"Calm down" is the most useless thing you could say in this situation
1. someone whose family member is dying in front of him won't suddenly calm down, obviously
2. "calm down" is not an actual instruction that helps the person dying
Just ignore the whining and give clear instructions.

What is it with utter brainlets getting all the best digits lately?

This is also true, but I assume most of these are impatient zoomers or just veterans who don't have the energy/willpower to put in some effort anymore.
What I'll do to make them step their game up is ignore them until I see something unironically clever.

>jew died
based

Most people who post on Yea Forums are mentally ill and want to either kill someone else or themselves but they don't have the courage to do it.

Ok, this IS based

what is it with effortposters and getting mad?

I wanna be like walter white and inject a bunch of rat poison into the shit im cooking to kill useless junkies and druglords
would be based asf

The irony is that it's super easy to guide someone like that in the right direction. Most just need a few words of encouragement and they're suddenly starting to live up to their potential.
The issue today is that it's harder to make friends/most people are more invested in their social media.
Wasn't like that years ago but it's only going downhill from now on.

>OD
Interest and sympathies reduced to almost 0

I posted and I'm amazed that so many people fell for it, I thought it was pretty obvious bait. I really do feel bad for Joaquin.

That's really sad.

You will learn what he felt like eventually, edgelord. Nobody is spared despair in this life.

>Look at me, I'm anonymous so now I can laugh at someone else's tragedy and joke about them being Jews because I am hoping that someone will give me the "based" response. Then I will smile happily at myself because another user on Yea Forums called me based.
- A summary of this thread.

It's not sad at all. People who abuse drugs deserve everything that happens to them.
This.

I think that inspired an episode of 9-1-1.

>drugs are bad mmmmkay

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It's kind of a granted to post controversial stuff on an anonymous site, but there are people who unironically behave that way IRL too.
It's an issue that needs to be addressed and it starts from within, as Confucious-like as that sounds. This is EASY to fix. I've personally helped two people so far, and you'd be surprised at what a night and day difference it is, but you gotta work along, even if you're the most contrarian fag imaginable.

I feel like watching a movie with Joaquin. Give suggestions.

I've been postponing You Were Never Really Here for a couple of days now.
Supposedly Joakino.

Hating drugs and drug users is more of a boomer thing

The Sisters Brothers

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His brother shouldn't have been an edgelord druggy then. Depp probably got River into narcotics and just ran away whilst he died.

reminder to kill yourself, nigger

never should've become an actor

Why are operators such useless low IQ cunts. And don't give me "they le have to stay calm what a brave person".

>dying
>call 911
>lol yooo wassup just chill man
>my brother is dying get an ambulance at _____ right now
>yooo lmao just chill yooo what's his name

Absolute idiots.

it was actually Anthony Kiedis of RHCP who gave hime the fatal dose

you deserve the loneliness and isolation you have that brought you here, too, user. don't play the high and mighty

He definitely at least was an alcoholic, even before River OD'ed in front of him, his parents were in a cult called The Children of God (COG) which promoted pedophilia and sexual molestation of children by cult leaders, so you can be sure River, Joaquin and their siblings were diddled as kids, I'd be a fucking junkie and alcoholic, too.

trolled

Yep. That's really fucked up. I don't support neither drug addicts nor alcoholics but they have been in some deep shit in their lives. No wonder Joaquin is one of the most moody celebs.

>don't play the high and mighty
Loving the irony of a poster pretending to have sympathy for a celebrity he doesn't even know, and who has probably never helped a person in need in their entire life, while posting about his righteousness on an anonymoose image board saying this.

you tards will argue about anything

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What a fucking pussy

Based

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I will make it legal

Losing your brother is a horror trauma. The thing that kept me from killing myself is the absolute horror that unleashes onto your parents and siblings. Fuck man i miss my brother

>heroine and cocaine
what did he think was going to happen?

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Incorrect
Everything must fall within a specific set of parameters first

Inherent Vice is the only Joakino you need.

The depressing shit is that both Joaquin and River would've been civil and probably personable if they ever encountered any of the anons ITT in real life.

Is Joaquin Phoenix going to Heath Ledger himself after the movie releases?

Someone please check on him.

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>why?
Because its fucking scientifically proven that "calm down" escalates situations and rather then defuses them? If you don't understand the psychological aspect of talking to people then why did you choose a career centered around talking to people who are hyaterical5, possibly DYING themselves, mentally ill etc?

I don't know why that Shatner shot cracks me up. It should be added to more videos.

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He's been in a lot of shit so far, if he wanted to do it, he would years ago.

for the amount of dope he used, anthony kiedis looks pretty damn fine
it's truly a mystery

>Yea Forums

kill yourself, seriously

Explorers
Stand By Me
My Own Private Idaho
Last Crusade prologue

River was based and gone too soon. Too bad about the degenerate drug use.

/out/ is my favorite subchan actually so... joke's on you

Funny how US news want to cash in on someone dying. lol.

Samefag in the worst way

what if I didn't feel anything and even laughed at this?

See

Holy fuck this is advanced level trolling

jesus can someone be more of a faggot?

They're Jews, just like Jews that are Bahai or Unitarian Universalists are still Jews.

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>having common sense is considered white knighting now
You also didn't decipher my message accurately at all, but it comes as no surprise to me.

Why are you obsessed?

Thanks. Gonna check them out.

Joaquin was the problem child that destroyed his estranged dad's dentist office in Parenthood. His character really looked up to Keanu's character.
>My Own Private Idaho
In that movie River plays a faggot who's in love with Keanu's character as they travel the road and turn gay tricks.

I wonder if Keanu and Joaquin are friends these days.

This is literally the worst board.

Even worse than /pol/ and Yea Forums.

I don't think that Joaquin has friends.

maybe your mother should have swallowed.

kindly fuck off then, pin cushion

>Stand By Me
Jerry O Connelly was in an episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (why doesn't Yea Forums ever talk about those shows?) this season and when he introduced himself to this woman at a party he self deprecatingly said "People always think I'm Jason Bateman". It was the goofiest shit and I laffed for 10 minutes.

I just realised... I can not fucking believe that Joaquin is younger than Keanu.

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have sex

Migrate to bodybuilding.com forums, specifically the misc section. Really similar ecosystem but without (for the most part) the cancer.
Doesn't matter if you lift or not btw.

>getting pregnant from oral

River was top qt.

Yea Forums is worse than this board.

>worships a dead twink druggie
>misc
checks out

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no it isnt lmao

Imagine thinking drug overdoses are tragic

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Exactly
some junkie ODs and I'm gonna feel sad? Irresponsible humans

Question is, which is the best board?
My vote goes to /x/.

This is sad tbqh. If he was still alive, they'd probably do kino together.

Nice

>implying
I was just being honest brah.
We're all gonna make it (except for you).

The Dirt Bike Kid

/x/ is comfy. tons of schizo larpers but still fun. my favourite threads are story threads. also really slow which is good.

Your loves River Phoenix's corpse more than she loves you.

t. virgin

Holy shit, River dated Martha Plimpton? Plimpton played Joaquin's older sister in Parenthood.

*your mother

Imagine oozing so much soi that you cry and beg in front of another man
Pretty pathetic tbqh, didn't expect this from Joaquin phoenix

That ain't shit. Listen to Daniel von Bargen call the ambulance after he failed to kill himself but accidentally blinded himself instead.

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge.

I dont understand how he does all that and cries for eating crabs but still does hard-drugs. Does he really not have the self-control to say no to them?

Brother had to be sacrificed to make Joaq the greatest living actor today

Wow you are such a mastermind of comedy. Go fuck yourself idiot.

HOLY FUCKING BASED LEVEL HEADED user

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holy fuck, a lot of you guys are legitimately mentally ill

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Thanks for the link.

t. Rick (but also based and redpilled)

youtube.com/watch?v=9BGXLf_y9Sw

fucking kek

>brother dying right before your eyes
>powerless to do anything, have to sit by idly as he inches towards the abyss
>HEH FUCKING FAGGOT IF IT WERE ME I WOULDVE PUT MY FUCKING CIGAR OUT IN MY BROTHERS EYE FOR BEING A DEGENERATE AND DOING DRUGS!

Empathy is a sign of higher thinking. It cracks me up seeing tryhards like you try and pass off being stone cold as some sort of desirable trait. You lack intelligence and take pride in it.

Found it.
ebaumsworld.com/videos/seinfield-actor-shoots-self-in-head-then-calls-911-for-help/82318057/

>empathy
>higher thinking
most achieved people on Earth were actual sociopaths.
Empathy gets you refugees.

Don't bother with these people. They are painfully lonely and crave for attention. The anons who find their replies funny, are their only friends.

BASED
Joaquin Phoenix is like our vegan prince

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based newfag moralfag

River was great in that movie but all the parts with Keanu were retarded, especially the parts with Bob that try to be Shakespearean. If it had just been a gritty story about River working his way up and down the west coast it would have been way better.

>pot
>kettle
>nigger
stick to reddit champ. Most people simply don't give a flying fuck about anyone but their immediate others.

It's kind of weird to think empathy is a sign of higher thinking. It's a sign of normal fucking thinking and most children have it too.
You're either underage or very misinformed on what the common characteristics between successful people are.

Absolutely nothing ever posted on Yea Forums matters to the real world. Saying naughty things here is evidence of abstract thinking.

Go suck off a druggie kek
Phoenix is a pathetic cuck for whining about his loser of a brother and so are you

>all these triggered as fuck reddit moralfags

why are you here? im sure the capeshit marvelshit threads on reddit are livelier and more PG rated. surely the only reason you come here is to get upset and angry. why? do you think that's healthy? reconsider your lives, cucks

stay mad and also poor

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>Most people simply don't give a flying fuck about anyone but their immediate others.
I get why you act the way you do. I would too, if I believed that crap.
Here's hoping your situation gets better (pro-tip, don't be a lazy cunt and it might).

>subchan
God, it's been a while since i felt so fucking disgust with a single word

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It worked in the video!

Yet you sound more upset than anyone else who posted at this thread.

>do you think that's healthy?
Why don't you practice what you preach? You clearly admit this isn't healthy, so why continue festering here.
Are you one of those defeatist faggots?

when will moralfags get out of Yea Forums? they have ruined almost every board with no gore/porn.

I mean it quite literally.
If I had a chance to save my dog or 1000 niggers from drowning, I'd save my dog twice.
People outside my social circle may as well not exist. Most people function this way.

Wanna know how I got these emotional scars?

You are just jealous, because no one will care when you die. You are probably baiting so please do an extra backflip when you kill yourself

>mad
Mildly irritated.
>poor
Lmao.
Check em btw.

Lol you would save your dog? An animal lover? Fuck humans and fuck animals too. I only care about myself. You pathetic cuck.

>i c-c-c-c-care about humanity i swear
>thats why i willingly pay taxes to allow the US government and israel to genocide innocents in the middle east

shut the fuck up, pseudo-moralfag

good for you, coldsteel.

Keep making BIIIIIIG POOPY!!in your NIGGER COLORED UNDIE WUNDIES

Honestly this. He did it out of love.

That's a pretty big misconception, but it's a mindset I'm familiar with. It's pretty normal if you're underage, naive, or just stupid. You don't seem inherently stupid, but something happened to you at some point and it slightly distorted your sense of reality.
Ultimately, I could care less, since your case is about a dime a dozen. You do you, as they say.

it's not a misconception at all, you just live in America and have no clue on what community is.

is it embarrassing I didn't know these two were brothers until this thread?

This

I've seen anons pull shit outta their ass but you take the cake.
Best fucking bait post I've seen in this entire thread, and it didn't even have to do with anyone killing themselves. (You).

why does Israel receive $38B annually?

>you just live in America
You assume shit like that fruitcake who accused me of funding the US troops did.
Have sex.

Gal Gadot did it, and I have proof.

they really don't send their best do they?

>HOW CAN YOU NOT BE SAD ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW OR CARE WHO DIDN'T KNOW YOU OR CARE ABOUT YOU WHO DIED FROM OVERDOSE OF DRUGS
>YOU ARE A SOCIOPATH
you guys are overly emotional about literal whos

based and redpilled (all me)

Why not just type "I'm better than you" and be done with it, smug bitch.

Yes. I am Based God.

wow, almost cut myslef with that edge kiddo

Fine. I'm better than you.

Dude... You'd actually be doing the world a service. I think you care a lot more than you're letting on!

Cuck

lul all the faggots this triggered lmao

That's kind of a shit thing to release.
Why would they think they have the right to publicize this?