You suddenly get telepathic powers

you suddenly get telepathic powers
what would you do

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something that rhymes with grape

That depends,would I be able to listen to other people thoughts at my will,or even if I didn't want to?

Finish people’s words if they’re struggling for it. That’s it.

rope

I'dd make my dick bigger

Establish a slave empire.

Do I just get to hear other people' thouhhts, or can I put thoughts in their heads as well?

I always feel so emberassed, when people mistake telepathy and telekinesis

absolute cringe, OP

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ethnic cleansing

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do tricks to get roasties to like me

Offer my services to NASA or companies like Telsa to put anything into space that they want and then retire as a rich superhero in the new space age that I helped usher in.

Become famous and use my fame to tell everyone that liked Chronicle that they have SHIT taste.

basado

Vape

I can read people's minds? Probably become a professional poker player.

Probably become a superhero. Depending on how powerful I get maybe try to take over the world.

despite being....... honk honk

Change this to the English poster cause I’m not a weeb.

I'dd make people think I was moving objects around with my mind.

Do you retards know what telepathy is?

Find out if she likes me back

I'd rather have Superman powers and take over the world

Fantasy: Start a sex cult where I'm worshiped as a god.

Reality: Use my abilities in secret to help people any way I can.

this
you faggots are retarded and i cant handle it sometimes

If you suddenly just got Supermans powers you would probly destroy your surrounding because you can't really control your Laser eyes, your super strenght would probly destroy everything you try to touch because you're not used to the sudden power up, Super hearing would probly drive you insane because you will be hearing everything from a long fucking distance.

No Getting Supermans power is not a good idea

She doesn't but i wish she did :(

kill people

you do need powers, you just ask her if she want to go somewhere incel

I already have them and I use them to order hamburgers. Not a joke.

Telepathy not magic you retard

well if I can't have Superman powers then I'll take Magneto powers

>telepathic powers
probably just walk around in public all day and listen to degenerate people, then sit near a girl and see how much she thinks about cocks all day

Can I mind control people or introduce suggestins?

*telepaths behind u*

fuck supermodels
commit crimes to get rich
become a politician maybe?

Fly around the world and not tell anyone about it

Realistically speaking, I'd probably just be this guy, but I'll practice them in secret too.

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Telepathically control someone to kill me