/brit/tv/ bloody edition. put the bloody kettle on lads

>opens a bag of crisps
They better be pickle onion monster munch you slag

Immense

First for Onslow

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Norris is top tier but 1st place goes to this sick bastard.

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Pic related.

Also the US system is way worst. Public television is funded by taxes (mandatory) and private donations*, which defeat the whole fucking point of having a Public TV/Radio service in the first place.

*For example the Koch brothers fund a lot of nature and workplace documentaries. Why do you think? So that nature documentaries never mention man made natural disasters and workplace documentaries never mention unions and other things they don't like.

Picture shows TV licensing in Europe. Most of the world is similar since this funding model has proven the best in terms of being politically balanced.

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That depends... what flavour?

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Anyone watch Zapped?
Nothing special but not terrible either.

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Is Bergerac any good lads? I need more Midsomer Kino but all the episodes are too fresh in my mind still.

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sneed

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Have you watched the new Maigret by Rowan Atkinson? It's pretty good.

Uk is garbage. Enjoy your meghan markle enforced vegan diet.

Sometimes I eat a vegetarian dish ON PURPOSE. Crazy right.

I downloaded it but totally forgot to watch it, cheers lad

What sort of humour is it? I never liked The Inbetweeners

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Science shows that eating even one vegetarian meal makes you grow breasts and vote for far left socialists.

The first series was a 5/10 but the last few have been better, 7/10 on some occasions

Typical sitcom, characters with defined personality, fixing the mess they create every episode plus a more permanent plot line.
The setting is rich with potential since it is uncharted territory (comedy, fantasy, mystery).
The protagonist plays the "frustrated but serious guy" so it's not like the Inbetweeners where he is the joker.

Holy shit ever since me Gran died I haven't seen Corrie in bloody years (yeah I'm faking britbong) but is Norris still fucking alive?

Looks like an even shittier Misfits so no fookin way mate!

Sandbaggers, anywun wotchiht?

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Are you my fucking mum? If she's not watching Endeavour it's fucking Midsomer. Used to be Heartbeats yeesh

Yeah user finally some good taste in here. Unfortunately it's like only three episodes per series wtf

Beer and chips are vegan. So wrap your head around that ya slag

I know Steve McQueen was the ultimate king of cool, but 60's Michael Caine came bloody close

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>Misfits
It's nothing like that. I hated Misfits.

Your mum is a lady of fine taste lad, I hope you're remembering to call her regularly and make sure she's doing alright. I always watched Midsomer and Poirot with my mum and Granddad, at least until /are Nettles/ left, it went downhill pretty quickly after that.

I so wish Rowan Atkinson would do more drama. He's good at it.

If you aren't deep frying your chips in lard you may as well not bother eating them.

Anyone know if they cancelled Ripper Street, Taboo and Peaky Fucking Bloinders cause if they did I'll go to London and shit in the streets I will!

Waitaminut the series creator of Inbetweeners and Misfits is the same no?

What is some /norfkino/ lads?

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Pretend the image is mirrored

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Ripper Street was AWFUL you buffoon!

The show is nothing like Misfits.
Misfits is 40% drama, 50% fantasy and 10% comedy.
Zapped! is 85% comedy, 10% fantasy, 5% mystery

Mhmmm, Taboo is definitely coming back, they confirmed season 2 in August last year, they're currently writing it and planning on filming it late this year

Any White Gold man in?

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Kes

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BWANA!

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Yeah my mother watched mysteries and procedurals a lot I start to jones for them and watch them from time to time. As for talking to her suffice to say I always argue with her about her latest boyfriend so no not recently of course.

Anything by Alan Clarke (some of his stuff is a bit light hearted but still grim eg Rita Sue and Bob Too or Road)
Ken Loach is more depressing in my opinion

First for big william

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Who's been watching Line of Duty then? The new series might be the most kino yet.

I'm English and cringing at this thread lads, please do one

It wasn't bad S2 was pretty good but yeah first and last series kinda were up and down

Bit of a /Barlow? man myself

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Holy fuck yes! Love this show. Unfortunately the lead got #metooed so not sure on the status of S2.

Season 2 already released lad
get on it

Any Red Dwarf fans here? Started to watch the most recent series but gave up two or three episodes in. I think it's finally dead now. I want to go back and marathon the whole thing.

Holy fuck thanks mate!

oi, cunt! you got yer forgettin' a picture loicence!?

I love these threads

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This Is England and it's sequels

mommy

I fucking love it. Crazy it's not big in the us, maybe too much interviewing and not enough shootouts.

Anyone seen The Victim with Kelly MacDonald and John Hanna? I'm gonna binge it on friday.

Series XI was quite good

watching peep show lads haha

Also the allegations were ultimately found untrue and he wasn't prosecuted, so he's in the clear lad.

left or right

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are those implants

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the other fat one with the serious laugh that lives with her brother.

P-plain salty Lays?

u avin a giraffe m8?

>you're

>Lays
this thread is full of yanks, always is

Does the Barca Utd game count as Yea Forums tonight lads? Tuning into that with a few cans

Sweet thumbs up. Who knew Toasties li

So what tea we drinking lads n ladettes with our Brit kino? English Breakfast or Orange Pekoe?

>lays

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last post of the thread, lads

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Hey better than leafs and strayas right mate?

no, not at all

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b8sed

Ohhh nasty

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She's 58 years old. What do you think?

Stop telling porkies, m8

youtube.com/watch?v=9yJKb009aD4

Co-op double mint tea, well lush

Leafs maybe, but if you’re trying to tell me that you’d rather the 56% crew over Aussies, you’d best be ‘avin a Shropshire wiggle.

Why do you Bongs hate your more modern cousins? Americans, Australians and Canadians is just evolved English culture

Gawd she's a fookin legend

Shit, do the Brits have a general on every board?

bogies

Obviously the one who rocks that footpussy every week and knows she's doing it. Don't even care that she's been Brosnan'd

We're just natural colonizers

Wherever we go, we must colonise.

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The guy on the right has the most oddly specific typecasting I've ever seen.

about 4/5ths of his roles are crazy druids

>Don't Forget the Driver
le post-Brexit comedy

Anyone see this on BBC2 last night? Baffling how it got past the pilot stage

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americans are unspeakable subhumans who rejected our kinship, australians are the worst parts of anglo culture magnified and concentrated, canadians are just pseudo yanks mixed with fr*nch

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THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE SHITPOSTING EMPIRE LAD

My gf really likes Ricky Gervais but I think he's an unfunny cunt. She wanted me to watch that Afterlife series and I'm like fuck no. Why is he so popular? British Office was like thirty years ago and only had like one and a half series?

just wish they would fuck off and leave me alone

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Sad but this is truth

>tfw Brit general was literally the only bastion against the wave of shitposting caused when M00t had his paddy

So anyone liked The Mighty Boosh? Yah or nah?

His name is Paul Kaye and 2 roles do not make a typecast.

I watched Get Carter for the first time and it was my favourite film for a month. I wish I knew more kinos like that one. I guess films taking place up North in the sixties seventies etc.

Does anyone remember that nurse copypasta haha wouldn't it be funny if someone posted that haha

Jesus 154? For the year or monthly?

Is that the creatura from Solo?

Americans are anti-intellectual shits who think they are better than us.
Australians are like the worst segments of each social class all on one continent. Yuck.
Canada, unironically I only like the French part.

a year. millions of zoomers are dropping it and that is their way of raking the money back. Gotta pay for that propaganda somehow. They use the threatening legalistic language to scare old ladies, their main source of income now

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This is why I love Brit morning shows than American cause they're so cheeky. US shows literally want to metoo every straight white male off their talk shows at this point.

>tell em I don't need one
>never get bothered again
wow so hard

Ben is based

webmshare.com/8nOGZ

I honestly don't understand the Blackwashing going on in Britain now. There isn't a fuckton of blacks there to make this a thing. Other than some countries in Africa and Jamaica, Brits don't owe a lot to blacks so wtf is this?

got em

do you really think that isn't an invitation for them to harass you even more?

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seething yanks

BBC is london centric and london is full of blacks

It's weird. We have more pakis than blacks but the media love to "diversify" things with more blacks but not the muslims.

It's even worse in commercials. Black male / white female in every third or fourth ad

Tell those cunts to jog on, remind them your grandfathers didn't murder Germans for this bullshit

he was in north africa dabbing on italians

>not knowing Dennis
youtube.com/watch?v=f-RttNgkaAs

Maybe, but after doing it 3 separate times I've never heard anything from them again afterwards. Maybe if you live some pikey area they think you're lying and bang on your door anyway

Anyone else started getting porn sites blocked and asking for your porn license number to continue? I'm too nervous to buy one from the tesco, but im also so horny and lonely

He's coasting off The Office and Extras. A lot of his popularity comes from rebellious middle-class American teens who think telling a few 'fuck God' jokes makes him some massive comedy rebel in the vein of Lenny Bruce.
All his auteur shows without Steve have ranged from bang average to objective dogshit.

Did that actually go though? I've not had any notifications so I figured the plan was quietly scrapped or something.

there is no "do not knock" list, it's just a way of getting your details so they can threaten you more effectively

No.

youtu.be/2TdZ0DOppSY?t=36

Anybody else watched this northern irish show? It's funny as

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no, he's baiting the yanks

They probably realised that they really, really don’t want to piss off the vast majority of the country in a time when every politician looks incompetent, childish or both.

Darcey quitting Strictly lads

I'm not a middle aged woman so I don't care about strictly.

Brit/po/ was the best brit colony

>the media love to "diversify" things with more blacks but not the muslims.
Muslims have their own history

Blacks have created very few long lasting civilisations, the only ones I can think of are the Ethiopian, Nubian and Ghanaian civilisations. But they have very little impact on Black immigrants to western country's. Western culture simply absorbs their shitty African "cultures" and they are left in the same position as the "wandering Jew". I guess the BBC is trying to write Blacks into our history, probably for this reason.

Yeah, but callan still best oldspy series kino

Get Carter is definitely the best film

He’s been into trannys since day 1

Steerpike?

Whodat?

>mfw I don't even watch it

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Ripper street was fucking shit.

Taboo is definitely got a season 2 coming.

Peaky focking blinders is probably coming out in the summer, it’s all filmed and ready.

I didn’t much like what I’ve seen of it but I’m going to watch season 5 because it has Anya in it.

We Brit/pol/ now

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>Heartbeat
I believe your digits confirm that Greengrass posting needs to exist

A taste of honey

anyone else miss Big Brother?

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Yah

>cockney urine

Boosh, chris morris, python. Best brit giggles.

Has anyone ever watched Alan Bleasdale's GBH?
It's absolute kino but the only other person I know who's seen it is my mum

Ripper Street is patrician taste, get a grip you gimp.
Try Line of Duty for a decent cop show, and This Country for mocumentary kino.

Also, The Detectorists.

Only good it ever did was crashing Sickipedia when Jade died.

>Sickipedia

That's a blast from the past. Is it still online?

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The Prestige actually

Not in any meaningful form.

what is she doing here

getting the public to like her so she doesnt get nominated

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cant imagine women liking that, they probably get jealous because theyre mostly ugly fat fucks

Gormenghast is such an underrated miniseries

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Right

>Those turn of the millennium visuals

Out all of you

The guy who created "Brum" has died. He was also reached the final on the first two series of Robot Wars with Cassius and Cassius 2. F.

ipswichstar.co.uk/news/former-ipswich-witches-speedway-rider-had-alzheimer-s-1-5989756

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>The guy who created "Brum" has died.
i'm not glad he's dead but i'm glad brum is ended he was a cunt

Hes reached new vistas, cutting through a thicket, to new and secret gardens of his own design.

F

He also did a kino engineering series with Tim Hunkin called The Secret Life of Machines

Lol I will but at first glance I thought it was a show about interior decorators.

>Captain cabinets, trapped in cabinets, can he get out, will he get out? Course he will

>mfw ywn have a bunch of Bong lads over for some fish an chips an beer whilst we watch the new series of Taboo or Peaky Foiken Blinders and get some good bantz in as we watch
Why live mates?

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Nah

post autism kino

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got believe that frosties kid killed himself, stuck a pencil up his nose and headbutted a wall. RIP

how dare you make me mentally relive that obnoxious advert

sorry lad, you should also know that you're now manually breathing

Nah he hung himself and his note said 'they're not gonna taste great'

You'd get a munchies box for that kind of thing, more like. Or maybe just beer and crisps or some curry.
Fish and Chips is more of a street food.

>not sainsburys own brand cider inna 2l plastic bottle

>tvlicensing.cu.ck

mad how this was unironically good

the shitty, stiff 70's production honestly elevates it and makes it hold up even now

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Alan Carr or Joe Laycett?

BASED FIRST POST LMAO 2BH LA'S

PS
LOICENSE EXEMPTION FOR ALL MUZZYS

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>why do bongawibbbledywobbly's hate their superiors?
They're jealous of success.

Kek.

Just make the fucking declaration on the web site. They'll never bother you again.

I actually saw two white people kissing on an advert yesterday. Who do I report it to?

Good to see Palmerkino being posted. The Ipcress File was the best but Funeral in Berlin and Billion Dollar Brain were both very watchable.

>yet another /brit/ cancer general
jesus the exceptionalism knows no bounds

I went through Dover and there was a massive billboard with a black man and a white woman. I'm almost certain there's not a single wog in Dover.

Much better than the 2011 version. This and Burton's Spy Who Came in From the Cold are the best Le Carre interpretations.

>Welsh man: Sorry to bother you but we've had word from the local Imam that someone on this street hasn't been paying their HM Televisual Loicense now I don't want to point any thingers...
>*punch*
>Old lady: Leave me alone!

For a great nation, nothing is inconsistent which is expedient. It is expedient for us to colonise many boards.

Who here /TeamLeela/?

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The bongs have watched their country severely collapse over the last century whereas every other country you named has been consistently growing.

based

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I'm a 6 ft tall american but this show is really really funny

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Oh do piss off, barring New Zealand all the other Anglo nations have been even more severely mongrelized than we have. We hate ourselves, true, but we hate them even more.

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

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yes they will, it's a red rag to a bull. There are forums where people talk about this stuff and they all say that no contact is the best solution

Sorry. I don't speak /pol/tard.

America has more anglos than all the other anglo countries combined

MATT BERRY IS HILARIOUS

>BECAUSE I'M A LEFTTTYYYYYY
youtube.com/watch?v=7CrsQW05Riw&t=128

NEIN NEIN NEIINNN

Don't you be a bloody loon.
Bin that sodding butter spoon.

>He can't enjoy television because the people who make it don't share his meme political views

Sick burn. You sure showed him.

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>DEEEEEEH! BRECKSIT!

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>bwexit
>daiwy mayo

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>when you get called out so hard you have to pretend to be someone else from then on out

>I'm your host, Jonathan Phosphorwoss.
>Wavioli.
>Pwetty Impwessive.
>Wobbily-wibbily, wibbily-wobbily. Wobbily-wob.
>Nihon Subarashi!

My Cocaine

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is his brother still doing crack and shagging blokes behind his wife's back?

speaking of paul ross, does anyone remember endurance?

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*taps pen*

uhhh...... was it the government

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Based

youtube.com/watch?v=aCusx2WahoU#t=33s

It's one of the actors from The Detectorists

WHAT CANT ENJOY, DID YOU WATCH IT

HES SHITTING ON LEFTYS AND DOING VARIOUS ETHNIC IMPRESSIONS

THE GUY GETS KUCKED BY A BLACK CENTIPEDE LMAO

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youtube.com/watch?v=eh_6qXsOrK4
to you

Nice meme. Ooooo my great-great-great-great grandfather was a quadroon woopity doo. At least I'm not a Muslim cocksucking Brit numale.

*sticks his knob in your pint*

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nice, fort boyard is on there as well

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this and the sequel are the tits

...to you...

;_;