Imagine if the Avengers had to take on DC villains

>Zod: you will kneel before Zod
>Tony: at least take me out to dinner first
>Tony looks at the camera and waits for laugh track

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Jesus Christ you suck, OP. He’d say something about his knees feeling a little to rusty for that.

>Did you just throw a giant fork at me?

>fight Ares
>"orange slices"
>*no one in audience laughs*

>captain marvel to shazam: stay out of this kid
>shazam: heh... at least I hit puberty

>Imagine if the Avengers had to take on DC villains
Well, Newsflash, DC and Marvel are different universes!

The Avengers would just adapt to the new universe and viceversa.

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Tony to Wonder Women

>Hey Xena, could you please relax with the whole god of war act.

>Zod: Why are you already kneeling?

I don't get it

I don't get this

I still have yet to see one of you come up with an actual Marvel styled quip

"FEED ME CONTENT PEASANTS!"

>Captain Marvel: Because you didn't have me.
>Ant Man: Teeeeeechnically they didn't have me either!

I can see this

>I AM GROOT
>hi I'm batman

Imagine if DC made an extended universe like the MCU
>all flicks are critically panned except wonder woman because muh feminism
>only one of them barely breaks one billion
>a complete mess of changing actors and directors

At least Paul Rudd is funnier
Brie is a charismatic vacuum I've seen funnier inanimate objects

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I thought there was only one Wonder Woman.

>Tony: Our new Avenger, Ejaculation Man, will be interrogating you next.
>Joker: Well, where is he?
>Tony: He's coming.

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Hey bigot... ALL WOMEN ARE WONDERS!

Even women with penises.

ESPECIALLY WOMEN WITH PENISES!

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What is Zod's pop culture reference nickname?

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...I'll have whar shes having

hahahaha!

Did you ever eat the Blu Ray?

>What did you say your name was, Rod?
>Zod
>Listen Dennis Zodman, we're full, find another planet.

Memes aside Marvel jokes outside of the US are getting a little cringe. they make the joke and there's seconds of silence, waiting for the baboons to stop screaming laughing but civilized people don't laugh like americans, so there's just silence, bit awkard. Like the jokes on Titan, the cape hitting Tony on earth, the starlord joke about his weight that lasted a whole fucking minute for some reason, etc

try again lol