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/trek/ The Chad Quark edition
Caleb Gonzalez
Angel Nguyen
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
Jaxon Ramirez
I accidentally said this to a coworker yesterday.
Anthony Foster
What happened?
Colton Flores
can't fucking wait for the DS9 doc, the HD remastered footage looks awesome
Elijah King
So are you on or off?
Gavin Allen
engage thread
Levi Ward
For me, it's mommy Winn
Liam Bailey
I meant to say “are we still on for drinks tonight.” They asked what hasparat was and I said it’s local slang for drinks. Now I’ve got some Indian with an H1B visa talking about wanting more hasparat.
Nathaniel Clark
RIP /trek/
Aaron Jones
>Remastered footage
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Angel Morales
Watch me try to start the thread:
Why would anyone deal with the Ferengi? Seriously.
Cue:
>kike remarks
>where's bashfag?
>dindu nuffin dukat
>trek waifus
>buff riker
>fat riker
>crusher and troi stretching webm
Isaiah Watson
Watch me try to start the thread:
Which boards do they browse?
Aiden Barnes
Watch me try to start the thread:
Is Vulcan pussy green?
>yes
>no
Luke Bailey
What makes dealing with the Ferengi hard though? They're pretty dumb.
Nathaniel Perez
Is he a cute Indian? You could teach him dirty words like a parrot. How did drinks go?
Cameron Nelson
oh you're in for a treat, faggot
youtube.com
there's about 20 minutes of footage in the documentary that was remastered from the original film negative and made widescreen, it's a little-known fact that most of the show was shot widescreen safe for future-proofing
Ian Gonzalez
first cuppa mmm
Eli Hernandez
Why is Jadzia losing her shit?
Brayden Ramirez
Went well, I admire Bangalorians who can hold their whiskey. He asked for advice on how to lose his accent so I told him to watch Star Trek.
Brayden Wood
Don't get excited. It looks exactly the same, Ira is just hyping his "documentary" about a show that ended thirty years ago.
Lucas Foster
It literally part of the rules to rip people off, also money makes 0 sense in star trek
Logan Nelson
>Friend just revealed he rates Voyager as the best Trek and DS9 as the worst
Isaac Morales
Nice. Most people don't associate with Indians due to their smell and inclination towards rape however I have always found value in befriending them, as their food is amazing and they are usually generous with dishes.
Nathaniel Gomez
As far as the lesser (non-Enterprise) Treks go:
DS9 = VOY > STD
Andrew Phillips
Sounds like your friend is a normie.
Christian Williams
because she got fired for not having big enough tits
Isaac Diaz
titlets, when will they learn
*gets hired because big tits*
Thomas Robinson
>Not rewatching your favorite trek series every 2-3 years
Imagine being such a pleb.
Jack Parker
I have an eidetic memory so I don't have to rewatch tv shows. DS9 is great but it doesn't need to be remastered, there is no discernable difference in picture quality and it won't affect the story in any meaningful way.
Joshua Brooks
>DS9 is great but it doesn't need to be remastered, there is no discernable difference in picture quality
this is the same thing people said about TNG in 2011
Ethan Perry
Jesus, Quark looks especially Jewish there.
Anthony Cook
Which also detracted from the creators' intentions, adding a fresh coat of glossy varnish without contributing anything new to the stories. The Original Series remasters were equally blasphemous.
Adam Reed
He was wearing Rom's nose piece for the pilot and all publicity shoots around the time. Really fucks his whole look up.
Nicholas Myers
>The Original Series remasters were equally blasphemous.
The TOS blu-rays give you the option to watch the HD remastered episodes with the original effects. Unfortunately, they sold all the CG replacement episodes for syndication, which I agree is shitty.
>Which also detracted from the creators' intentions, adding a fresh coat of glossy varnish without contributing anything new to the stories.
>they intended for TNG to look like shitty, blurry 480p video tape
Are you being contrarian on purpose?
Asher Gutierrez
Please, please just tell me that you literally, unironically, prefer the way it looks on the left over the right.
Aaron Moore
I fucking hate Rom, literally the worst DS9 character.
Ryder Adams
based pakled poster
Elijah Brooks
based pakled poster
Brody Bennett
Why did Data care about those little flying robuts, but not Moriarty?
Xavier Morales
gimme oomox BITCH
Lincoln Phillips
They both look like shit.
Adam Gonzalez
she's too cute for these ugly threads
David Fisher
She's better looking without makeup.
I hate makeup.
Andrew Perry
A little push to help the eyes is okay but anymore than that usually looks clownish.
Sebastian Phillips
There's makeup in that photo
Brayden Young
>there is no discernable difference in picture quality
You're literally, unironically, actually retarded
Ethan Perez
. . . .
Josiah Miller
why are DS9 fags obsessed with this girl who could be actually a man
Ethan Smith
Hey Morn, same thing as always?
Jace Ward
Yeah but it's the photo with the least amount of makeup so it's as close as we get.
She's usually caked in the stuff.
Hunter Ward
WHAT'S UP LOREMASTERS?!?!?
Colton Wood
She looks like a tranny
David Sanchez
David Mitchell
Fuck that cunt, banned me from his channel for no reason.
She needs a good angle to be sure.
Camden Brooks
she looks like a transitioned Wesley
Justin Hughes
Jack Cruz
Why didn't these sluts take into account that they might have been married with families?
Noah Mitchell
Leftist degeneracy is rife in the Federation.
Right wing people like Sisko get discriminated against and can only rise during times of peril when the Federation needs strong men to fight for them.
Brody King
They didn't have a ring on their fingers
Jayden Diaz
Maybe you shouldn't use that kind of language?
James Campbell
What, we can't even speak English anymore?
Ayden Bailey
нeт
Sebastian Johnson
Clever, but that wasn't my point.
Juan Bell
Didn't quark sell nukes or something?
Nicholas Brown
Holodeck sex counts because it's virtually indistinguishable from real life sex.
Jayden Nguyen
Geordi.
Josiah Bell
It feels the same, it looks the same, it smells the same. IT'S THE SAME
Connor Roberts
Geordi, you are just making this more difficult for yourself.
Gabriel Nguyen
And how would you know that?
Jordan Bailey
>still pretending Geordi is a virgin
Landon Davis
You can program the girls to resist you so it's difficult like irl.
Xavier Barnes
wtf is this Geordi holosex shit?
Isaac Rodriguez
What's the connection between star trek and child abuse?
Alexander Turner
How do they miss with lasers??
Luke Ross
BASED holorapist
Xavier Hernandez
It's not rape. The girls all consented and participated in the acts willingly and with visable joy. So again not rape.
Luis Bennett
But you programmed them to resist you, therefore it is rape.
Luis Johnson
All within safety parameters. Holograms can't feel pain anyway.
Zachary Ross
If holograms cannot feel pain then do you not think that it takes away from the fulfilment of your raping needs?
Josiah Bailey
Oh shit, I didn't know the trailer was out.
Charles Baker
go away
James Diaz
>At least I don't have to find my women on the holodeck you fucking Incel!
Jace Clark
Wes, don't you have some uniform color coding errors to correct?
Joseph Gray
Except that the TNG remasters actually add visual quality when compared to non-HD transfers. The DS9 remaster is simply color "corrected", cropped and blurred.
Levi Cox
Who dis?
Jack Garcia
That's not how it works.
Aiden Diaz
>tfw Nana says that Kira was a terrorist
Jayden Johnson
Suck my ribbed cock.
BF posts deleted once again?
When will they learn that they are on topic!?
Austin Rogers
Could Star trek add more pathetic, incel characters so I can feel better?
Caleb Adams
You already have Michael Burnham.
Levi Fisher
They showed that Pike becomes an incel in the future.
Caleb Cooper
>Geordi
>O'Brien
>Kim
>Wesley
>Spock
>Chekov
how many more do you need?
Gabriel Fisher
Thomas Howard
>pathetic
>incel
>obrien
Brody Thompson
Vedek Arboreal
Jack Powell
You are right, I was mistaken. My bad.
He is a cuck not an incel.
Jace Foster
Fuckin' BASED
Levi Hughes
Nolan Davis
star trek
Grayson Sanders
Can holodecks make everything look anime?
Hunter Murphy
If you had to boil down TOS to ten episodes for complete n00bs what episodes would you include? Assuming they'll be watching the Spocky Trilogy (II-IV) afterwards.
My picks:
114 Balance of Terror
117 The Squire of Gothos
123 A Taste of Armageddon
125 The Devil In The Dark
128 The City on The Edge of Forever
204 Mirror, Mirror
210 Journey to Babel
211 Friday's Child
215 The Trouble with Tribbles
307 Day of The Dove
Jacob Thomas
Benjamin Reed
>aka the one where everyone dies horrifically
As far as >novels go, this one is pretty kino.
Eli Robinson
Substitute Friday's Child with Space Seed.
Camden Long
That's the only DS9 novel I have. Would have made a bad ass 2 parter.
Benjamin Sullivan
IVE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
Gabriel Walker
Phantom Girl is a fucking cunt and her costume is so boring and her powers are retarded she can phase through stuff who gives a shit dumb bitch is she too stupid to figure out another way in she doesn't deserve to be a Legionnaire doesn't even deserve to wear that suit there is nothing special about her she doesn't even solve mysteries she just floats around in her boring hideous suit with a P on it like hello at least make your symbol a ghost if being a useless intangible twat is the beginning and the end of who you are god damn I hate her so much
Henry Roberts
I'M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME
Dylan Collins
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME
Samuel Jones
I'M GOING WHERE LATINUM TAKES ME
Elijah Long
Shame we never got to see Maxwell later down the line on DS9 he was pretty cool.
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Jack Foster
Pretty sure he's in jail
Benjamin Martinez
If Shuttlepod One had been a VOY ep then Voyager would have actually been destroyed and Harry & Tom would've had to time travel to save it.
Carson Gonzalez
How can people call Reed gay after that ep?
He was banging puss all day long on Earth and even had a wet dream about T'Pol.
Matthew Barnes
Cattywampus inbound in less than an hour, everyone look cool.
Lucas Anderson
Reed is hella gay
Zachary Reed
Would a gay man notice T'Pols awfully nice bum?
Elijah Harris
Look who finally came out of the Holodeck
Nolan Parker
>picard says qplah
>worf says goodbye
Kino.
Jack Edwards
It still counts!
Jayden Clark
Oliver Foster
The River will provide
Liam Price
wew
Andrew Thompson
barclay
Michael Gonzalez
Why does he specify males?
Owen Smith
The river will provide
Wyatt Walker
gay people like bums more than anyone else yo
Wyatt Thomas
>trip and malcolm both banged same slut whilst in starfleet academy
>trip malcolm both want to bang tpol
>trip banged tpol
Does this mean it's canonical that Reed fucked T'Pol post-ENT?
Jack Parker
>hey, barclay,
>i've spent a few hours on the holodeck too, you know
Logan Roberts
Do you think they shared models of other crew members?
Nathan Wright
I bet during the timeskip T'Pol banged Reed in order to try and make Trip forget about her.
Jace Ward
>in the 23rd century women will let any man grope their tiddies because they're more enlightened than we are now
Was Rodenberry an incel?
David Gonzalez
>what? there are only 3 million of us.
Brayden Parker
>it’s a Garak episode
Parker Brooks
I want to play with tiddies that are bigger than my head
Matthew Campbell
No, he got shitloads of pussy on set.
Nolan Thompson
aka a reason to watch ds9 episode
Jose Gray
this. a show about a grungy mall full of unlikable, pajama-wearing people following a pompous diversity hire as they 'trek' nowhere - now in HD - is still all of those things. 9lets need to admit that the show was a mistake.
Oliver Cox
What a cute episode
Colton Robinson
DS9 and ENT had the best homage episodes. Why couldn't Discovery do the same?
Robert Walker
>a show about a grungy mall full of unlikable, pajama-wearing people following a pompous diversity hire as they 'trek' nowhere - now in HD - is still all of those things
how can someone be so savage in one single sentence? fuck
Cameron Cooper
DS9 allows fun, and this is why I love DS9 a lot
Christian Turner
>DS9 is great
>this.
Congratulations, Nine Years, you finally admitted that you're a DS9 fan.
Samuel Bailey
This is killing me. Does anyone who posts here even like Star Trek?
Chase Moore
>DS9 was fun
>case in point: the TOS episode
Yeah, ENT was best, though.
[cites final episode that was actually a TNG episode]
Jace Peterson
Looks comfy
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Nolan Fisher
That may be true, I am going through all the star treks chronologically (release date) and this ep I just watched, so I can't comment on any future treks i'll watch
In my opinion TNG has the highest heights when it comes to hard scifi plots but DS9 is more consistently enjoyable than TNG and I've not yet felt the desire to skip an episode, even the lame ones are fun
Parker Collins
of course, just real actual Star Trek and not edgy boomer shows that are different for the sake of being different like and then end up inferior like mallshow... or cynical, hack reboot garbage like nuTrek.
>looks comfy
Someone from TNG showed up and made them actually turn the lights on. As soon as he left, Cisco turned them off again and then smoked a blunt and took a nap
Hudson Gutierrez
Trip faked his death, then married Tpol on the novels.
Luis Walker
making oc anyone got a high quality wojak picard?
Angel Bailey
Lieutenant, tell me about your sexual holograms.
Aiden Perez
1. They are romantic, not sexual
2. They count
3. It's not rape
Luis Lopez
You heard it, /trek/.
Ryder Taylor
The River will provide.
Matthew Scott
Today that chalkboard would be cgi.
Jackson Gomez
>joined almost a year to the day after discovery first aired
Hmm
Isaac Roberts
Turnabout Intruder
Jack Young
Anons, I'm looking for a video, I think it was Marina Sirtis talking about how Patrick Stewart started out as a super serious actor, and how they quickly "beat that out of him"
Now I can find one with brent spiner, but I'm pretty sure there was one with Marina too, but for the life of me I can't find it.
Julian Gonzalez
>lose his accent
>he's gonna start talking like fucking Troi
Good luck.
Andrew Bell
are pajeets typically ashamed of their foul accents?
Aiden Bailey
If they aren't then they should be.
Sebastian Taylor
Not a pajeet, but a german here. We are usually pretty ashemed if we don't speak accent free english and people tend to get mocked for having a heavy german accent.
So I can imagine other muslim countries to be similar.
Brody Morales
It makes me sad to see how self-deprecating Germans are. I know there's a lot of guilt because of what your country has done in the recent past, but it's not healthy to beat yourselves up so much.
Lucas Butler
Kekkles. You have made a poo embarrass themselves. Is what I'd say if that was possible.
Kevin Smith
"recent past" it's a bit far in the past by now I'd say. But I appreciate the kind words my friend and will accept this as a cyber hug.
Henry Sanchez
>other muslim countries
kek
My mother is German and after living in the UK for 40 odd years only well travelled people actually recognise that she's German.
She said she hasn't been mocked for her accent for like 30 years though.
Jonathan Flores
>Already established that Officers have secret code messages they can use and request to identify themselves or others, should somebody perfectly imitate them or other such nonsense.
>Turnabout Intruder happens
>bodyswitch happens
>Kirk can't think of a way to convince anyone that he is actually and the slut is not
>literally becomes a helpless weak woman
truly the worst episode they could have ended the series on.
Should have ended on Enterprise Incident. Probably the only decent ep in all of season 3.
Zachary Carter
>She said she hasn't been mocked for her accent for like 30 years though.
I think it is more a recent thing among the current generation. Since learning english is for years now required in german schools.
Speaking of germany: besides Patterns of Force it appears surprisingly little in Star Trek, considering that Chekov must have at least german heritage, considering his extremely german name.
Justin Ramirez
it's possible
Grayson Robinson
Who else excited?
Isaac Martinez
What are some Treks to go on when you're about to do something really stupid like go to a new hire you've been training's to Netflix and chill and you know it's a dumb thing to do but you're kinda lonely and maybe the universe wanted you two to meet for a reason?
Owen Garcia
No one with any sense.
What's that pic from?
Blake Roberts
jus benched two plates while listening to itsabeena loong road bla x
Owen Morales
Don't fuck your coworkers
Aaron Reyes
You have strength of the muscles and well as the heart.
Levi Ross
Talkin' 'bout a swole ass nigga' with real faith of the heart.
Outer space boomers straight from the start.
Jose Brown
Ryder Wood
>Does anyone who posts here even like Star Trek?
Not really. We hate it more than the normies. We hate it with a visceral hate born from constant disappointment.
Evan Gomez
>Don't fuck your coworkers
Don't fuck your subordinates. Playing with fire my son. She doesn't get something she wants or you break up she'll have your job by claiming sexual harrassment.
Sebastian Allen
Enterprise was very boomer friendly.
Jose Cox
>it's a bashir and o'brian apparently die and nobody gives much of a shit episode
Nolan Mitchell
Why am I more attracted to Kira than Jadzia?
Parker Morgan
Josiah Butler
Enterprise covered all the bases.
Jadzia is a thot and got patrolled by Dukat.
Nolan Scott
Because she's cute.
Nicholas Fisher
Strong independent woman who EARNED her commission and wasn't handed to her because of affirmative action and diversity quota. She knows real loss and pain and therefore has a real appreciation for life and happiness. Unlike Ro Laren who allowed the Cardassians to "defeat" her and isolated herself from any possibility of happiness and love because she "didn't deserve" it after she couldn't save her father and couldn't save her away team from the Wellington. Kira not only survived but recovered to live. Someone like her would appreciate anything you have to offer her.
Jadzia was born in safety and comfort and handed the symbiote only because "muh special". She's childish, immature, and squanders the symbiotes lifetime of experience only to fuck, party, and play games with Ferengi.
Xavier Johnson
She has a turbo dyke haircut but I like her form fitting uniform.
Brody Jones
I like dykes. Sucks I have a dick.
Nicholas Sanders
Star Based and Trekpilled
Ethan Morales
Kira doesn't have the body of a dyke just haircut.
Nolan Gonzalez
Short hair is kino, don't associate it with dykes.
Love me some tomboy.
Lucas Fisher
because you're a patrician and jadzia is a blandly written and acted character
Parker Carter
Does it make sense that I prefer the mastered planets but the original ships?
Aiden Garcia
>wife turns into a little girl and then tries to trick you into molesting her
God Keiko was insane, but the once a year she let Miles fuck her she must have been like a god damn wild animal with all her concentrated crazy.
Robert Perez
God Reed was gay.
Justin Miller
Female Robert Z'Dar.
Landon Bailey
Data was Yar's beard.
Xavier Smith
Holy shit I just watched this episode and that squealing was amazing.
Isaac Edwards
>a show about a grungy mall full of unlikable, pajama-wearing people following a pompous diversity hire as they 'trek' nowhere
>tfw this is true
>tfw this is also why I love DS9
Samuel Myers
>Kira literally goes and fucks herself
Blake Rivera
If Reed was gay then why didn't he have a raging erection in this scene?
Wyatt Gutierrez
Reed's actually so scared to live that erections are the equivalent of going skydiving. Reed's a hetero volcel.
Lucas Kelly
Rare take but it's new, and therefore welcomed.
Camden Powell
Posting second best ferengi
Elijah Rodriguez
Jeff Combs always steals the show.
Carter Bell
>doesnt rape tpol
>this is bad
Rom talks like a retard & acts like one too and every one of his engineering asspulls is complete bullshit.
He also got himself some ribnosed milkers, pure Jewish powerfantasy.
Wyatt Taylor
>Chad Quark
Based and Ferengi-pilled
Christian Ortiz
damn look at trip's legs there ngl no homo tho
Lucas Howard
Saved and absolutely correct. Shame we didn't see more of Shran in ENT
Eli Ortiz
Parker Gray
*tos oboe villain cue*
Levi Stewart
for those of you who want to talk about discovery without shitposters and fags, come join us over in our /trek/ thread, grimchan.xyz
Joshua Martin
Season 4's captain is going to be a woman. Mark my words.
Jayden Adams
why's that a bad thing
enterprise had an alright woman captain
Austin Johnson
Like half of Enterprise was fanservice and half of that was of the dudes.
Sometimes felt pretty gay to watch a show that was 25% sweaty naked Scott Bakula.
Logan Flores
Why would anyone want to talk about Discovery?
Julian Thomas
It's not. Janeway is my favorite captain. I just know they're not going to keep the captain-sausage train going for 4 seasons.
Aaron Mitchell
>enterprise woman captain
Who?
Aaron Hughes
oh, I thought you meant it in a critical way my bad
Joseph Peterson
he means the one archer was fugging, from the columbia
Kevin Collins
The Captain of the NX-02 was a woman if I remember right?
Dylan Jackson
John Robinson
The Seth episode?
I didn't think we saw enough of her to make a judgement.
Landon Martinez
she was in several
Ayden Smith
Why are Cardies so evil?
Jaxson Baker
Does this make him more bearable?
Landon Rodriguez
Well I remember the maco guy more than I remember her for some reason.
Cooper Gomez
because you forgot about Ezri
Jayden Hughes
Why did the 90's have to end?
Carter Fisher
probably because it's a good show
grimchan.xyz
Brandon Parker
Unnatural and disconcerting
Julian Wilson
Because terrorists.
The 90s ended on 9/11
Mason Smith
No, now he just looks like a fag.
Then again we all know the bald captains are the most evil.
Jordan Perry
Rom's crying/screaming in fear always made me giggle, especially when it was during life and death situations.
Hunter Edwards
Did that author's parents have a seizure while filling out the birth certificate?
Cooper White
>Like half of Enterprise was fanservice and half of that was of the dudes.
>Sometimes felt pretty gay to watch a show that was 25% sweaty naked Scott Bakula.
design by committee. Too many people wanted to leave their mark by "doing something different" and the whole thing ends up being an exercise in the art of compromise instead of just art (the best of which is uncompromising). Then you have things like casting Scott Bakula, which was never going to be a good idea.
Noah Gray
I'd rather hear Rom creaming.
Henry Lewis
Gavin Lopez
>Then you have things like casting Scott Bakula, which was never going to be a good idea.
Fuck you.
Brayden Hernandez
Are you hating on the comfiest Trek?
Juan Butler
Captain Edward James Olmos and Commander Abe Lincoln
Logan King
there was literally nothing wrong with ENT sexualizing men as well as women
John Martinez
They should had sexualized Archer more if you know what I mean
Owen Sanchez
more like Edward James Almost, amirite?
Hudson Evans
TOS and ENT are equally comfy. Followed by TNG and VOY.
Henry Kelly
It unironically did a better job of sexualizing the men than the woman because T'Pol being another catsuit girl was absolutely cringe and anti-sexy.
Ryder Turner
Tyler Martin
what do you mean?
Easton Rivera
Better than STD where everyone is ugly and isn't allowed to be sexy or sexualized.
Even the two gay dudes are ugly.
Michael isn't BAD looking in person, but they give her that nasty sheboon hair.
Anthony Sanders
that's not true though
detmer is fucking hot
Jace Jenkins
Wrong.
Ryan Allen
>Lorca
>Pike
>Spock
>ugly
Uhhhh
Ryan Hernandez
>As of 2373, over 50 million people were living on the Moon
Why the fuck do 90% of the trek shots of luna show it empty..
Isaiah Anderson
HOLLOW MOON THEORY
Jayden Moore
Levi Perez
You forgot me >:{
Lol its okay tho I love you soooo much. I am ship's ambassador after all! xD
Landon Perry
michelle yeoh is still hot even as a gmilf so you shut your whore mouth
Luke Barnes
Again, ENT was a lot of defendable, reasonable ideas when taken in isolation and in the context of a conventional Star Trek series that unfortunately don't come together to make a great show. This is in contrast to VOY which has almost the opposite problem, it's wrecked by ONE SINGLE major idea, whilst otherwise being a conventional Star Trek series (inb4 female captain.. it wasn't that big of a deal)
William Walker
>the time that Trip saved the ship in his Starfleet-issue underwear
Based
Nicholas Martinez
>On a clear day on Earth, a person could see Tycho City, New Berlin, and Lake Armstrong.
Explain this Hollow Mooner.
Ethan Foster
Shit taste.
Connor Green
Wrong, but also the point is, every woman Trek has put in some non-standard costume, especially when it's one meant to be sexy, has looked much better when put in the standard uniforms for the show
Jayden Scott
Gross
Christian Morris
>that episode where trip is impregnated and tpol stares at his junk in sickbay
Those aren't real cities, that's just where they scraped off the fake rocky surface of the moon, revealing the titanium core underneath upon which they placed some fake buildings.
Ryder Robinson
alri, things that trek will never admit
>the back and forth between mikael and spock in front of the disco crew is just ADORABLE
>mikael's speech mourning the death of the female data gave me GOOSBUMPS and reminded of the Dillon's ashes to ashes speech (youtube.com
>mikael's acting is TOP-NOTCH BRILLIANT
Jason Cox
question: where did that Keiko is promiscuous meme come from? that one comic where O'Brien's daughter is talking to him over the intercom about Riker "doing pushups on mom"
Brandon James
I like Trip's legs are unshaven but Reed's is shaven
Christian Smith
Leo Cruz
>Then you have things like casting Scott Bakula, which was never going to be a good idea.
Get out of here with these shit opinions baka
Ethan Perry
I think a lot of Enterprise is solid concept that didn't make it through to the execution at all.
I think it was honestly just made by the completely wrong people. After running the franchise for so long, they simply had nothing left in the tank and no vision for change at all.
Blake Scott
Burnham should have got life scrubbing Jeffries tubes with her toothbrush for not opening the airlock to eject Airiam. Even more given her insubordination profile.
Hunter Reyes
Yeah she was okay, kind of a non-character
She was mainly there so Punished Archer could tell her about all the aliens she'll have to gas along the way
Oliver Brooks
What was VOY wrecked by
I haven't watched it in years, saw it occasionally on TV as a kid
Gabriel Fisher
Why didn't they keep the TOS uniforms?
They're unironically great
Noah Gutierrez
VOY was wrecked by its plots, writing and a general lack of understanding when it comes to science.
Brody Lopez
Voyager never took it's core premise seriously and regularly abandoned anything that threatened to make things interesting. None of the issues of being lost so far from home ever mattered. It spends more time feeling like a shittier TNG
Enterprise actually suffers from the same problem, arguably worse in some ways
Thomas Williams
ENT brings its premise (i.e. very low tech Starfleet figuring shit out) back occasionally, but yeah, I was disappointed by how quickly it was dropped in favour of random exploration
"""Hull plating""" should never have been a thing, no shields of any sort.
There should also have been more pre-mission Starfleet stuff. That's what made it interesting imo.
Still a good show, but I feel like they didn't go far enough with the premise
Juan Perez
At the risk of bringing up STD again, you can appreciate how ENT takes its prequel setting more seriously. They really do try to bend over backwards in keeping things low-tech.
Eli Cruz
based episode also
>Charles "Let 'er rip, Trip!" Tucker the Third
Jordan Martin
got to disagree with you senpai. he probably is a cuck and the kid is secretly Quarks. he is there to make quark look better by giving another example of his species to compare him too. kira constantly whining about the space shoah makes her much worse as she is the main drive behind the worst segments of the show. for the worst character id have to say it was sisko's boring son. he makes will wheaton looks based.
Ryder Scott
>They really do try to bend over backwards in keeping things low-tech.
Sensors are just like sensors.
Phasers are just like phasers.
Torpedoes are just like torpedoes.
Transporters are just like transporters.
Hull plating is just like shields, status is even measured in percentages.
Oh, and Starfleet has holographic projectors even in season 1.
Michael Russell
Honestly, no. Discovery has handled being a prequel a million times better.
Enterprise's attempt to be low tech was both misguided and meaningless, because they have every technology from the future or equivalent that works exactly the same way anyway, just with a slightly different name for them. The magical regenerating hull-shields were actually insulting.
Discovery did the right thing but eschewed the superficial
Adrian Thompson
>my gift or tuition to trek for accepting me into their fold
BEHOLD, the very first mikael reaction pic to be popularized
Daniel Powell
Hull-shields weren't magically regenerating, they just took a million hours to repair like TOS. They were shown to be gathering raw materials from asteroids and crap as they went.
Daniel Taylor
Torpedoes are not new technology
The phase pistols are at lease slightly lower tech, it makes sense for them to have something without projectiles so they don't shoot through the hull accidentally
Transporters are at least kind of shit to begin with
I would have preferred it even lower-tech, but at least they attempted to write Trek with less of them
Leo Cox
'magine the 'mell
Hudson Adams
>sensors are sensors
And? They're lower tech sensors.
>phasers are phasers
Lower tech phasers that aren't as good.
>torpedos are torpedos
Well yeah, why wouldn't they be?
Only way of improving it would be to have missiles instead, which are smaller.
>transporters
Not as functional and not trusted, they use shuttles more than any other Trek.
>hull plating
Very ineffective, barely stops anything and it makes sense, at first their 'shielding' was tied directly to the surface of the hull before they learned to project them outwards.
Thomas Torres
>What was VOY wrecked by
in the context of what I posted, the fundamental problem was the premise, which was the major "let's do something different" idea of tossing them into the Delta quadrant or whatever. They retreated from it and ended-up trying to do a conventional Star Trek series while being hamstrung by that idea.
ENT ended up being death by 1000 cuts - a conventional Star Trek series hamstrung by lots of signature changes and tweaks in an attempt to "shake it up" and "do something different" that seem like they all come from different people or at the very least a handful of people so desperate to justify their employment that they just started randomly fucking with the formula to get noticed. Then, just like VOY, they are compelled to retreat to what actually works and is a proven formula, and have to grapple with their self-inflicted wounds and probably all because the people running the show are afraid to be seen by the suits as meek or "uncreative".
Parker Johnson
Gay dudes aren't blind
Isaiah Anderson
except, STD isn't actually Star Trek.
Joseph Parker
And what makes you think that?
Lincoln Morgan
How did Quark get away with selling N-Word passes for four months aboard DS9?
Tyler Taylor
These are all meaningless rationalizations for things that in the show itself literally don't matter.
"The hull plating sucks and isn't as good as shields" is irreverent when every other episode has the same tired old "hull plating at 38%!!!!" while the bridge shakes drama, exactly the same as everything else, and you could count on one hand how many times it mattered that the actual hull was eating damage in the space fights they engaged in. The NX-01 has shields with a different name.
At least if they'd called the deflectors or something it wouldn't have been so obviously bad.
Easton Cooper
It mattered more than zero times, and they ran with it consistently for the entire xindi arc. They also get transporter wrecked repeatedly, cause that's the OTHER purpose shields serve. To keep transporters from being OP. ENT used that really well, too.
Cooper Reyes
THERE IS ONLY WAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Joseph Sanchez
THIS IS NOW AN ENTERPRISE THREAD:
THE VULCAN INCENSE HAS BEEN LIT AND WE JUST LEFT STARBASE
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO LUBE UP YOUR BEAGLES, POLARIZE YOUR HULL PLATING, AND HEAT UP YOUR DECON CHAMBERS TO SKIN TEMP (308.65 K)
THE CHEESE HAS BEEN SLIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR PLOMEK BROTH, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
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ANDORRIAN ALE (VINTAGE 2125)
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR GRAVITY PLATED BASKETBALL COURT AND GYM, FITTED WITH WATER POLO POOL AND A PON FARR BATTLE CAGE
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DUDE AWW SHUCKS LMAO
DUDE PHASED ION CANNONS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH TRITANIUM AND DUNKED IN OSMIUM ALLOY FIRING OFF OF THE SAUCER SECTION COLONEL GREEN STYLE
>"AMBASSADOR SOVAL, JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS VULCAN AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON SUBSPACECAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE QUADRANT YET AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO GREEN JELLY"
>"TUH POL” BEARER, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR MAPS ARE OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE PHASER OVERLOAD RETIREMENT PLAN"
Johnathan Archer, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING CAPTAIN ARCHER NAKED ON TOROTHAS PLAYING GESKANA AND HYPERVENTILATING IN THE DESERT
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cue the Perfect Strangers theme
Brandon Cox
You're ignoring when the hull plating doesn't act like shields though just to suit your argument.
Thomas Hall
dis ^
Blake Anderson
Quark's a brother
Hudson Morales
I agree 100%, by the way. I always found the 'hull plating' trope extremely annoying. Just unimaginative on Braga and Berman's part.
Owen Walker
have you actually watched STD? It's obvious it's not actual Star Trek and instead a completely tonally and "spiritually" distinct sci fi show using names and characters and a bit of iconography from actual Star Trek.
Caleb Reyes
I'd go even further than that and say that STD is barely even a science-fiction show. It's just your typical modern network television drama schlock dressed in the clothes of science fiction with Trek references.
Jaxson Nelson
So, what, no shields, just say "damage to blaxblax" is better? I don't get this forced outrage over minor details.
Ethan Cook
good point.
Jackson Sanchez
Its mostly magic, they probly just did search and replace on harry potter fanfics.
Jacob Jones
Me and my dad bonded over three tings
1. vidya hockey
2. DS9
3. the New England Patriots
Brayden Scott
Why not just use an earlier version of shields? It's what everyone knows and expects. It just seemed like a desperate attempt to point out that Enterprise was a prequel, as if the thousand other signals didn't showcase that clearly enough.
Adam Davis
ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
Angel Morris
shut the fuck up, retard
Jeremiah Wright
>Why not just use an earlier version of shields? It's what everyone knows and expects.
Why fucking care? I never once gavee a shit because it's believable enough and that's all that matters. I think what's troubling is your trying to hyperanalyse the ostensible realism of a fictional universe. Get a fucking life.
Carter Taylor
>Which also detracted from the creators' intentions
TOS effects were fart from adversity. They didn't have the time and budget to do it adequately.
I wish fans would reshoot with models
Lucas Gutierrez
BUT OUR TIME IS FINALLY NEAR
Cameron Davis
But they did have an earlier version of shields, Reed practically invents them.
Confirmed for not having watched the show.
Ian James
But it is an earlier version of shields. A polarized plating that disperses energy. Hello? That's a proto-force field.
Andrew Garcia
You should really look into a mirror right now. You're annoyed that I expressed my annoyance over something in a Trek show. At least I was being annoyed by a television show. You're annoyed at someone's post in a Yea Forums thread about Trek. Let that sink in.
Michael Lopez
The options would have been to have some form of more primate shields, like deflectors that just blunt damage rather than being functionally invincible until they go down like future shields, or actually commit to the idea of having no shields and make there be consequences for taking hull damage.
For what it's worth, my ideal has always been Star Trek 6, where shields leak damage even when up, and not once in the entire battle are they talked about in percentages.
Grayson Myers
I did watch the show and while it's pretty shit and the least memorable of any Trek show, why not call them something with the word shields in it as opposed to HULL PLATING? It just sounded fucking retarded, in my opinion
I'm legitimately puzzled by how much this is triggering you guys.
Aaron Morales
>ywn have prime Gates stoke your hair as you relax with in a field with your head in her lap
Easton Ross
I like when they take shield damage and consoles explode desu
They lampshade the fuck out of that sort of thing in the Reed Alert ep. They literally aren't shields though, they're more like reactive armor and they shed a ton of burnt out hull plates throughout the series. They theoretically keep all of the damage they've ever taken that wasn't straight up replaced, like the scratched paint.
Connor Hernandez
>hull strength by polarity percentage
Benjamin Baker
That's hull coverage. 80% of the hull has armor and then 20% is just gaping exposed crew quarters with lifeless starfleet corpses in it.
Leo Ross
He Ded
1. Vidya hock hasn't since the dawn of the PS2
2. Sisqo was a cold sheriff
3. (7)
Colton Gomez
>mention earlier version of shields
>he thinks im talking about hull plating again
confirmed brainlet
DS9 > ENT = TOS > TNG > TAS>>> VOY >>>>>>>>> STD
Lucas Wood
Would this fucker ever shut the fuck up? Total drag on the show.
Jaxson Cox
F.
Jace Davis
I miss Data's qt daughter
>I love you, Father
>I wish I could feel that with you
>I will feel it enough for the both of us
Ryan Cox
>ENT = TOS > TNG
Jose Clark
William Flores
I'm not really outraged, I'm just disappointed in Enterprise. Sad, not mad.
Luke Gray
Yeah, there were missed opportunities. They definitely showed they cared they just weren't very good at it (braga) or had different studio based priorities (berman & fanservice)
Lincoln Price
honestly the second would have been kinda a cool angle - make it more like a submarine movie with slow firing/low accuracy but huge consequences if hit. would have made the "early" space combat feel more primitive and tense.
Luis Thomas
Klingons are a lower species. They are more violent than humans and they are known to "raid" innocent ships followed by setting them adrift.
They have a propensity for alcoholism and kill each other over minor squabbles.
This is definitely not a species that's going to be splitting the atom anytime soon and it's most likely they achieved space-faring technology from another race such as the Herq which are briefly mentioned in DS9.
Fuck Klingers and fuck Qonos.
Jonathan Miller
> ENT = TOS
M8, c'mon now. Episodes like City on the Edge of Forever and Balance of Terror are about a thousand times better than the entire Enterprise series.
Hudson Long
The Klingons are what would happen if somebody were to give Genghis Khan access to starships and lasers and shit.
Hunter Bell
Most of TOS is trash, a few good eps don't make it superior.
Connor Morales
>make Archer do only evil things
>continue to narratively frame him as the hero
I don't get it
Dylan Cox
U! S! A!
U! S! A!
Charles Foster
>Most of TOS is trash
Gavin Walker
Except Genghis Khan wasn't by historical accounts a dangerous retard and Mongolian society wasn't dangerously retarded - i.e. Klingons doing bat'leth charges on foot against fortified positions manned by people with phasers.
At least the Jem'Hadar have the excuse that they can shroud, and they still use their guns.
Evan Hughes
He was so corny being evil most of the time. He was framed by the series as non-hero (for that season) and by the characters as a hero.
Sebastian Morris
Hey, they force Trip to deliver his rapebaby in that episode and never even consider aborting it, even when it could have fucking killed him chestburster style.
Michael Murphy
He didn't deliver it, he Keiko'd it.
Isaac Cruz
Why not just watch Quantum Leap?
It's like 5 seasons of wholesome Christian messages interspersed with Bakula laying pipe.
Eli Adams
There's a reason it has the fewest seasons of any Trek.
Josiah Bell
I'm specist towards Klingons and they don't even exist.
How can you take a species seriously that goes on and on about "muh honor" but then in the next breath is talking about killing weak civilizations and taking their resources.
Why would you ally with them whilst being enemies of Cardassia and Romulus?
Asher Robinson
Am I wrong or did they just CGI them together in this ep? It's all over the shoulder shots, maybe stunt-heads.
Kevin Martinez
Archer's bug babies.