Movies nobody asked for

movies nobody asked for

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threads nobody asked for

“Capitalism rewards innova-“

>movies nobody asked for
I'd say 99% of what Hollywood has served up for the past 12 - 15 years.

You don't ask for threads you baka, you start them.

>prequel to a shit movie happens
>"We live in Hell!!!"
Why do millenials pretend to care about these bad old films?

As long as they bring in John and Olivia telling a story to their kids then I don't mind. If not then it's totally unnecessary and a clear sign that Hollywood is done and dusted.

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I never liked Grease or anything like that. I hate rock musicals.

BR2049

I think movies should stop being produced for a while and we should use all that money to fix other problems going on in the world.

yeah, like getting trump outta the wh*te house

he said fix problems user, not solutions

Heh, she's signalling to Chads like me. Run along little incel ;)

Arguments like this are stupid. Without capitalism you wouldn't have movies period

wow, an actually funny article title

its an industry. if they stop being produced then tons of people will be out of work.

Those fags would love it if it was an all-black remake.

>Without capitalism you wouldn't have movies period
false
>Arguments like this are stupid.
they are but you pull stuff like that with socialism and communism all the time.

>4/10 insane journo trashbag is lusting for your dick
wow being a chad really is amazing!

We could just eat those people or use them as fertilizer. Or they could get an actual useful job.

so they're re-releasing the song "summer loving"?

>Or they could get an actual useful job.
it is a useful job, the output is just too big. being a doctor is a useful jobs but that does not mean you can't have too many doctors. eventually you will want new movies, do you train people form 0 again?

Maybe they could go to African countries and teach about moviemaking to children there?

i-its not real capitalism!

>Danny works part time at a pop stand on the beach and loving the attention of all the local girls,
>He & the girls sing and dance about how awesome he is
>Sandy is on Vacation from Australia with her parents, she's already homesick while her parents ,stuffy 50's types but good natured, try to console her.
>Dad is a hi-test Chad and will be one of Danny's nemesis
>Sandy sings about being sad and lonely
>Danny sees Sandy on the beach surfing, she gets overcome by a wave and he saves her
>They have a duet
>local mean girls get jealous and do a song and dance on how to make her look bad and get Danny back
>a first date song and dance
>almost a kiss and Dad jumps in "not with moi gul you don't silly yank! Sandy I forbid you to see this low class hoodlum!"
>reprise of duet with sad lyrics sung by both, Sandy in her room and Danny walking alone on the beach

I made up what the first act would be like. If there is 50's beach aesthetics with actual period props and designs. I might actually watch it.

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You know, most of the culture / music / art you've enjoyed happened under capitalism. Not that it *was* capitalism, but capitalism certainly didn't get in its way. And when such things went sour, it wasn't necessarily purely capitalism that ruined or spent them.

Maybe things aren't so monolithic or totalizing? Maybe there are different capitalisms? Maybe there are various other big factors that get in the mix and shit things up more ? - not just any one of them, but certain combinations? And under certain values, worldviews, cultural turns, etc? There are so many factors.

Because Grease is an enjoyable movie that doesn't need a reboot. It's not the greatest or even GREAT but it's just fun. Nobody cares about grandma until someone rapes her

Who should play Danny and Sandy?

You know they had movies during the Soviet era, right?

Because Grease 2 was SO successful

>Tell me more, tell me more
>Did she put up a fight?

Look at this fucking retarded burger eating cunt who never heard of Eisenstein and the Soviet school of cinema. You think Russian cinema started in 1989, you fucking cuck?

>r-real communism hasn't been tried yet b-b-baka

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>UNU THE INVENTION OF CINEMA IS GONNA MEAN THE END OF STAGE PLAY JOBS SAVE US YANG

How do I stop the alienation that comes from living in a capitalist society that constantly tries to fuck me over? How do I deal with my surplus value and labor constantly being stolen and knowing there isnt shit I can do about it? It's been really fucking with me lately.

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Cinema did kill Vaudeville and the Burlesque circuit.
All those comedy routines, dance duos, and trained animal acts gone like tears in rain.

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Turns out people preferred movies

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>How do I stop the alienation that comes from living in a capitalist society that constantly tries to fuck me over?

By moving to one of the Socialist shitholes you envy so much and shutting the fuck up, faggot.

>studio spends money that they own and decide what to do with on a movie people won't want to see
>"CAPITALISM HAS FAAAAAAAAAAAAILED!!!!!"

Holy SHIT. 41% yourselves already.

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>We now imagine a modern grease lightning but with interracial sex and a black gang turn a white traditional girl into a tattooed, blacked degenerate roastie.

Interracial lovin', had me a blast