Movies about scientists awakening an ancient evil in 4 hours?

A picture of a black hole will be shown

LHC 2: Every Hole's a Goal Edition
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you

That's black hoes.

*holes of color

>reminder

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The scientists who have viewed these images are already lost to us. Now they want millions of other souls to look at the abyss too. So for me it's gonna be thanks but no thanks

Was all that money I made last year
For whitey on the moon?
How come I ain't got no money here?
Hmm! Whitey's on the moon
Y'know I just 'bout had my fill
Of whitey on the moon
I think I'll send these doctor bills
Airmail special
To whitey on the moon

That black hole (or one similar) has the same mass as 30,000,000,000 of our suns. Something like that. There's a webm of it.

not disputing this but when you need great feats of human achievement, the best way to do it is throw tons of resources and human work and suffering at it until you achieve it.

Daily reminder our observable is just the inside of a black hole

the fact that moon walks arent even feasible anymore does make it relevant.

Why wait 4 hours?

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>doesn't list "first to land on another planet and send pictures from it"
Why does everyone forget the most impressive feat in the Soviet space program?

Despite making up only 13% of the universe

yeah, but first man on the moon is most important

reminder that both sides abducted nazi scientists

...

Wait, is that fucking it?

>women and animals in space are relevent today.

so what, is there like a youtube stream?

Underrated

Yes it unironically got hacked

How do we fix the Black Hole problem?

What's the difference, am I right gamers

Fuck. I knew it was going to be some potato-quality piece of shit, but this really fucking blows.

It's actually pretty good.

WONT YOU COME

>the fact that moon walks arent even feasible anymore does make it relevant.
You're on Yea Forums famalam, we are all aware kubrick is dead.

Looks like a first-gen digital picture of a sink drain with a color-reversal filter on it. It fucking sucks.

>many galaxies including ours got sucked into a blackhole and shat out in bum fuck nowhere in space

>this is the reason why we have been uncontacted for trillions+ years

What am I looking at? A galaxy sized black hole?

This makes too much sense

Were you expecting something like an Interstellar desktop background? Of course it's gonna be shitty. Even Hubble images are doctored

Retard

wormholes are not blackholes dummy

>A galaxy sized black hole?
That would be your anus.
Could be Sagittarius A*, the black hole in the center of your galaxy.

Like I said, I was expecting shitty, but not SUPER shitty.

They will need more radio scopes for a better resolution.
youtube.com/watch?v=zUyH3XhpLTo

Slide it

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_cosmic_structures#List_of_largest_voids
>KBC Void
>Maximum dimension (in light years): 2,000,000,000
>Void containing the Milky Way galaxy and Local Group
We're literally there bro

How can gravity affect light exactly?

How can such objects eben exists in reality without not fucking it up?

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They also need to be farther apart, some of them in space.

That's a big black hole.

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its fucking fake you retards, just wait for the real thing

This reminds me so much of Local 58's Weather Service video. Don't look at it
>m.youtube.com/watch?v=M75VLQuFPrY

Needs a goat.se shop.

mmmhmmm *smacks lips* nootka

When you have the mass of 20 times the fucking sun, even light is your bitch

by being strong enough to pull it.

Gonna eat me up some day

It's gonna suck me dry

BLACKEDHOLE.com

It is why researching them is interesting. Whether photons indeed have a mass of hf/c^2 or if gravity is able to affect something other than mass, it would be an interesting discovery.

ya its confirmed fake, its this photo but heavily edited

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So I've been praising the sun all this time when in reality we should all be praising super massive black holes?

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the antigod my master

I don't like this.

based

No, already debunked by sci. Also what the fuck did you expect from the first ever picture of something 234000 trillion kilometers away at the center of the galaxy? Just be happy you are in an age to even see things and realize the images will only get better from here and on

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Get out of here Alice!

Some day fades away
Like a memory or a place that you’d rather be

Well a BH is really just a super big sun that got too big for its own good

>feel overwhelmed
>remember that I’m literally an insignificant speck on the ballsack that is the universe
>somehow feel better

It might not be in 4 hours, but reckless scientists are a theme among the Godzilla series. Even the most recent entry, 2014, had them awaken the MUTOs by not taking enough care when overseeing their incubatory phase. Speaking of which, the sequel, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, is only 51 days away.

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*drumroll*

Here it is everyone.

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Gay

So that means all those other voids around our galaxy supercluster were just "bays" of a really big one?

Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain
Black hole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come (won't you come)

>20 times
10 billion times

>in a few hours we get to see how accurate Nolan’s black hole was in accordance with scientific consensus
What a timeline

HERESY

gake and fay

M87 is an E0 galaxy.

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My uncle works for NASA. Here’s the photo faggots, they got an advanced copy

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>Nolan's

More like, the numerous scientists' who worked with Nolan, trying to reverse engineer how a black hole would actually look based on Einstein's calculations.

>it's a yearly hype where nasa has to justify its existence episode

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do you think space exploration is a waste or do you just think NASA isn't using its resources properly?

space is a fucking trip, man.
It terrifies me.

shut up pence

Is this song about fucking a black man's anus

I wonder if the gravity is so strong within that the atoms themselves fuse together, like nuclear fusion but with trillions of trillions of atoms bunched up into some kind of super element. Or maybe our region of space-time is just a bubble that popped up in an infinite timeless void and the black holes really are just holes that lead to the utter nothingness beyond the bubble.

both

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i just think nasa is full of shit

Fucking cope, these women are far more intelligent and educated than you ever will be

Better than the money going to the CIA

NASA has nothing to do with this, it's done using Earth based radio telescopes all over the world.

>year of the Lord 2019
>still believing in ooga booga black holes
lel

BLACK HOLE SUUUNNN

cool picture Ahmed

I wish we actually got to do cool space shit still as a society

WONT YOU COME

this is primarily because the massive budget thrown at NASA years after years then and they still couldn't get around the problem of moon dust being extremely dangerous that it regularly punctures suits after a period of time on surface, because there's no wind up there that the tiny bits of dust never get grounded up like sand, so walking up there basically becomes walking through a shit ton of tiny microscopic needles the more you move

plus they got shut down after the last rocket disaster

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

Me too. I'll occasionally look up at the night sky at Jupiter, and get creeped the fuck out that I can see a gas giant with my naked eye.

you're a big hole

yes goyim, we should continue dumping all our money into the cia and military instead, very good!

based

lol enjoy getting sucked into the tv

Sure, user. Sure.

what should that portion of the budget be better spent on?

theverge.com/2019/4/9/18301276/event-horizon-telescope-supermassive-black-holes-images

2 MORE HOURS

space exploration is quite literally pointless.
We're better off dunping money into the planet that actually supports life.
whichever sci-fi you've been watching is wrong, space and flesh don't mesh.

You do realize nasa is going to the moon right? >/sci/ check the stickied thread

Zalgo...

oh I dunno, solving actual human crises

>implying nasaoids aren't the ultimate dybbuks

Its not about mass, its energy
-momentum-pressure density

Does the inevitable heat death of the universe scare anyone else? Like I can sort of accept my own mortality if I know that life will continue on but knowing that we are, as a civilisation, literally pointless and basically flicker in and out of existence in the time it takes the universe to blink fucks me up

The age of stars we're in is very brief compared to the age of black holes and even the black holes will eventually dissipate to nothing, and the universe will be an empty timeless void forever

Gibs me dats you mean, negro.

Kek, do you really think you're smarter than PhD scientists working at the JPL just because of muh dick?

why the fuck are they looking at holes when they should be looking for qt ayy lmaos?

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no, I mean ship the negros off to Africa instead of exploring dead rocks

>We're better off dumping money into the planet that actually supports life.
yeah, that's working out just great so far, isn't it?

We can send them to a blackhole in a rocket, brainlet.

doesn't that seem a bit contradictory seeing how small a budget space exploration is compared to military budget? and do you mean human crisis in america or world?

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

it's misallocated. We should cut foreign and military aid for starters.

humans thrive in war, it bring technological progress.
Rockets started as missiles my dude, you went to the moon because a nazi thought it would be easier to bomb England with a rocket.

Ṱ̛o i̧n͔̬v̶̟̩̜̣o̬͞k͇̝̱̰̼e̡̟̩̠̤ ͜t̠̺͢h̗̞͇͕͔͎͝e̷̺̪ ̝͕̘͕̩̥͘h̙͔̼ͅi͝v̰̬͍̬̫͇e̗͍̹̫̝̰-̱͍m̯i̶̠̫͇n̴d̞ ͇r̭̘̪̗͓̼̰e͚̖̦̮͢p̡̻̱̦͚͓r̳̳̺͉̜͠e̝̙̫̰s̜̺e̦̪̜n̼ͅt̞̝̥͈̩͔͡i̭̖̣n̻̣̺͍̹̣ͅg ̳̹̹͎͚̕c̦̭̣̤̗̹̬h͝a̮o̗̳̼͙͔͡s̬̼͔̺͔͝.͕̝̺̳ͅ
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̟̗̙̭̼͉ͅW̷̭̻̙̭ͅi̢̱̻̤̣ͅt̜̬̣̜h̭̕ ̷̙͇̞̹̣̬ó̼u͙̟t̻̬ ̥̗̫̮̮̱͚o̹r̤̟̝͇͇͝ͅd͈͍̠̜͝ͅe̩͖̫̣͔r̟͉̣̺͜.̱̦̺̬͠
͍̰̜̱̖̕T̷h̝̙̻̼͝e͖ ̹̩̣͍͉ͅN̠̥̣̙̞̺e͘z͎pe̤̫͉̣r̴̩͕d̢̥̭̠̻ḭ̟̙͓͓a̺̩̤̦͢ͅn͕̬͕ͅͅ ͚̦̫͟h̝̞̗ị͇̥͔̪͍ͅv̰̠̤̤͍͝e̦͉-̸̳̳̮m̦͕͖̺̱̫i͈̫͇ͅn̳͙̰ḓ̻͈̩̱ of̻͝ ̱͈c̡͈͚̰͓̣͔̳h͠a̞͚̺͚̝͖o̶̥̻̜̜̞̖̺s̙̗̥̩̙͞.̸̮̺͇ ̹̣̬͓͎̮̠̀K̢̩͔̫ek̢͓̘.̸̺̥͚͓
͚H̫̬͉͍̟̼ͅe̢ ̢̮wh̸͍o̸ͅ ̩̮W̟a͓̫̙̖̺͉i͖͡ͅt̜̙̕s̪͓͍͉̻ͅ ̞͍͔B̻̼̹͍̙͕̤e̱̣͉͍̖̼h͈̩i͍̬̜̮̙n̼̹͔ͅd̴̤͔͖̼̫͙ ̸̟͎T̵h̨̙̖̟e̛͕̠ ̤͖W̤̝̩a̖̹l̻̗̠̝̯̖̰l̷̦͚̞̹͍.̻̜
̡͔̹̻͎͈ͅK̤̪͉͖͈͖̤E͓̘K̮!̛̳̮͇̫

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lmaoing @ triggered capitalist responses to this

makes me feel special actually, that I get to be here in that tiny blip

One day our descendants may think it wasn't soon enough

Praise Kek and his clown aspect.

*Honk Honk*

tfw there is no old gods lovecraftian monsters lurking in deep space and eating planets ;_;

is legit guys
an acretion disc just flew over my house

also this
youtube.com/watch?v=l82xVrGuOoQ

Black holes did nothing wrong

THEY'RE BLACK

That's a nipple.

HERESY?
HERESY!

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in this universe... first you get the black holes... then you get the rotational power... the you get the ayyy women!

i̜̙̭̠͓͟ͅͅs̶̭̹͓̞̀͞ ̡͙̭̻̀h̘̜̦̘͉̝͞e͎̱͙͈̺ ̵̯̝̹̹͚͉͇c̘̹̳o̗͇̖̱͘͜m̴̡̻͠ͅi̷̭̝̭͍͢͠ń̬͓͉̖̹̤͝g̼̥͟?̨̮̭̞

Myziam?

praise getting swole
get big or get done

I do t care about NASA’s budget for space exploration but all of these women better be able to get a federally funded abortion or our forefathers would have died for nothing.

feels good being german

You set my soul alight
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the super massive

Super massive black hole
Super massive black hole
Super massive black hole

Black hoes?

Oh no.

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The bog cleaners went too far this time

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We'll finally get to see what it looks like inside average /pol/tards head

>good news: first black hole picture
>bad news: gamma ray outburst is coming our way
movies for this feeling

So what is it?

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beautiful

black holes don't exist

>humans thrive in war
jews thrive in war. moshe and haim over at sikorsky and lockheed martin chuckle and crank out the hardware while dumb goyim get their legs and genitals blown off by US sponsored terrorists only to come home several tours later and kill themselves.

tranny

this is computer made right?

Melancholia.

sauce?

the USSR doesnt even exist anymore, so we automatically win.

That looks cool as hell (especially considering the scale of all that).

Is that the one where Charlotte Gainsbourg DOESN'T debase herself?

Yes.
The closest thing we have had up until today to seeing a black hole is pic related.
That sudden angle the fast star makes, that's where the black hole is.

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>black holes are sentient and if someone sees it, it fucks up their solar system

I would honestly laugh

I've never seen one before. No one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

Fun fact: it's real.
sciencealert.com/our-supermassive-black-hole-could-be-pointing-a-relativistic-jet-right-at-us

We are where we are today because of our never-ending curiosity. Because some retarded Grug thought it would be a good idea to cross an ocean with a piece of wood despite not even knowing if there is land beyond it. And because we kept doing that, over and over again, despite failing countless times

That's what separated us from homo erectus. They were like every other animal species, but we weren't. They went extinct, we didn't. We wanted to know more, always, and we still do. Thinking this is a waste of money is beyond retarded

They released a pic a few months ago of the image of the black hole, still being processed, of what they were looking at at the time.
For some reason, there's no shadow, it's a ball of light.
Either we got black holes totally wrong, or the black hole is firing a gamma ray burst straight at us.

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>WHIRRRRR

>feasible
no, it's just a waste of money and puts lives at risk for no reason
this. feels like their Venus probe is severely underrated

big if huge.
when's it due for impact?

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Its going to be like an infrared picture and nothing is going to be distinguishable and they'll point at one singular black pixel and be like 'this is the black hole'

So what is it?

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One hour left, lads

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Gamma Ray Bursts travel at the speed of light, so 25.000 years at the most, hours at the least.

That of which is eternal cannot die. But if it's any consolation sweet user, that hurt like hell

I've never seen one before. No one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

Great, I think I'll start preparing for death

You fucking retards, if we were able to see it shooting a grb at us, we would already have been hit by the grb. It's literally light. The fact that you see it means that it's already reached you. There is no way to detect a grb coming your way.

It seems like they oscillate at some imperceptible level. Everything is always oscillating. We are all oscillations of time and space trapped in our own existence. We are all waves.

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>could it be aliens?
>artist's impression
>almost discovered something but we need more time and funding
every time

light travels, dude.

When?

>We are all waves.
youtube.com/watch?v=8_Ccz9FvaU4

Whats up with Bootes Void though, thats what I want to know.

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In about an hour.

Lewd

finno-korean hyperwar

Yeah and the moment you see it is the moment it hits you. The same way you see GRB the moment it hits you. You can't see it firing at you, the moment you see that, it has already traveled across the universe to hit you.

A *white* hole?

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Literally nothing, all these "voids" are just places that are less dense in galaxies, but there's still a fuck ton in them.

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supermass of dark matter or black hole

or

regular clustering illusiuon of human thinking
there doesn't have to be shit everywhere

it's not viewed through the naked eye

>anus shaped black hole
>gonna make all the important magazines covers
beautiful
honk honk

WE ARE NOT ALONE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hole

*huff puff*

DESPITE

*huff huff, splutter, cough*

DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE UNIVERSE THIS BLACKHOLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 70% OF ALL MASS DENSITY

*huff puff*

BUT YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT ISN'T THAT FUNNY

You know how there is sometimes space between two objects, yes its that.

plot twist: we're being irradiated since 2001

It's not completely empty as one might think. There's just way less material there. Universe is currently not homogenized, so inevitably there's going to be some areas that are not so filled with matter. It's also possible that it's filled with dark matter, as in, matter that doesn't interact with light and we cannot observe, but that's simply hypothetical.

Here's your white hole.

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>universe is structured like neurons in the brain
>Boltzmann brain theory
>we are all the universe dreaming of itself

Whoah

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So it's going to be a render or an artist recreation or something? Lame.

FUCK THE HUBBLE TELESCOPE
FUCK THE ISS
AND FUCK NASA

They figured out where the blind idiot god is and they're gonna go mess with it.

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Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

Gay

Where he dropped that goober.

your mom

So, that thing's spewing time back into the Universe?

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white holes are just theoretic.
maybe a big bang occurs when all mass and energy evaporate.

>ISS
>ISIS
woaahh

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HE'S GONNA SAY IT

I have a feeling it's going to be extremely underwhelming to look at.

I mean it's not even like it's an actual picture either. It's just a fucking image converted from some non visible wave length.

WON'T YOU COME
AND WASH AWAY THE RAAAAIIINNN

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

We'll always have space engine.

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Where the fuck did you get that pic of my gf?

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Isn't TON-618, the biggest black hole we know of, only the size of the solar system? What the fuck is that then?

Ahem

*shuffle shuffle*
*sip*

If I might have your attention

*sucks in breath*

FUCK BLACKHOLES
FUCK NASA
AND FUCK EVENT HORIZONS

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Here's an explanation how the image would look like.
youtube.com/watch?v=zUyH3XhpLTo

Technically, according to the theory of fecund universes, the white hole is the core of the black hole. Upon the birth of a black hole a big bang happens inside of it (a supermassive while hole), creating a new universe within the event horizon, as does this universe exist within an event horizon. This would mean that each universe hosts any many universes as it has black holes, and the pattern repeats infinitely with universes inside universes inside universes.

What time phenomena?

jazz, some say jazzm

awooo

A core of a quasar. M87, to be precise.

The opposite of black hole with event horizon that you can't reach instead of not being able to escape. Recent ideas suggest that white holes could be responsible for dark energy and its repulsive gravitational properties. Still it's bunch of ad hoc elements same way we have to base quantum physics on a fucking uncertainty principle.

But what about Red Dwarfs?

God, just imagine shoving your cock into a black hole, all that pull, all that tightness near the singularity.

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What about them?

I just want a grb or an asteroid to end it all bros

Are you sure she's comfortable with you posting nudes of her online?

Like just then, when time repeated itself.

>mfw is black too
why is this allowed

So, that thing's spewing time back into the Universe?

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Reminder that Nazis are the reason for both sides doing either.

There's so much shit flying around it in every direction that it blocks the void. Fucking solved, can I get a job from ESA now

>USSR
>winning at anything

They’re doing great nowadays I hear

It's only similar in an abstract way. Like if you have an arrangement of apples, and a similar pattern made up of shoes, the arrangement might be similar but the elements it is made of are different.

type 3 civs building dyson spheres around entire galaxies thus making it look like its empty

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

It's one god damned massive boote.

So what is it?

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stop watching sci fi dude.
If type 3 civs existed we would be their pets by now.

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

>wanting to walk around with a spaghetti dick

As long as she isn't showing her double AA's It's fine.

That feel when every stars are gonna come to an end one day, the universe will be all black and only blackholes will remain eating the last matter in their galaxy, nothing left will remain and the universe will come to an end

youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

Not him but it probably involves magical girls and a cat-like alien lifeform somehow.

Name this cluster.

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>implying peace isn't a superior mentality to war
You only miss the aliens because you expect an invading force.

>mfw it's an eye

if aliens existed we should have seen some sign of them by now, prove me wrong without some wild baseless theory like "they are hiding from us" or "we are a zoo for them to watch"

So universes expand infinitely inwards and outwards like fractals? That's a pretty fucking groovy hypothesis.

My home.

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maybe we are

It is TON-618, it's not the size of our solar system, it's schwartzchild radius is 1300AU.

and then repeat apparently, so we’re stuck like this fren

It is, innit?

sneed

Imagine the smell haha

This is actually a very interesting thought experiment.

kek

>type 3 civ having any need or want for a pet

by that logic we'd be dead already. If you can observe such a species you're well beyond being on their radar.
Complex intelligent life is probably everywhere, they just die out on their planets because sci fi is horseshit that can't exist.

>there's literally a dick shaped supercluster from our point of view out there in the universe
And people say god doesn't have a sense of humour.

That's when you move inside a super massive black hole and hope it contains matter

OH GOD TERRARIA IS REAL

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Warhol

me on the left

Here's a picture of a black hole for you. Don't tell NASA I leaked this ahead of the conference.

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A *white* hole?

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BRRRAAAAAAAPP

>that sudden curve

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Based

all matter is destroyed upon entry

>How can gravity affect light exactly?
Newtonian Gravity is a force between two objects with mass. Since photons don’t have rest mass but still get affected by gravity, General Relativity states that objects with mass bend space-time around them. That means if soming was initially moving in a straight line, its trajectory would be curved near an object with mass, making it looks like object with mass attracts moving object.
>How can such objects eben exists in reality without not fucking it up?
Thanks to Universe tweaking gravitational force decreases by inverse square of the distance.

Yeah, that star always gets really close to the black hole.
At it's fastest, it's moving at 2.5% the speed of light.
Bear in mind those few seconds are almost 20 years of recordings.

you dont know that, for all we know, anything could happen inside because its the infinite and impossible.

>eurobeat intensifies

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Where we're going, we won't need matter to exist.

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

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>playing the pipes
>in the vacuum of space

based

no, you would physically die in excruciating pain.
Spaghettification is a thing.

>time
No.
>a white hole returns it.
No, that's the GRB that return matter as energy.

Not until it reaches the singularity. That's why you can enter a black hole and be fine as long as the event horizon is far away from it

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So, that thing's spewing time back into the Universe?

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Spaghettification only happens with small black holes, big ones don't do that. Also matter is not destroyed upon passing the event horizon, where the fuck did you get that from?

what the fuck are you talking about a black hole is literally one giant ball of matter. It just has so much fucking much of it that not even light escapes it's gravitational pull.

It's a sun that doesn't emit light.

That is a pic of the accretion disc area not the black hole event horison,
The model we have suggests that one side should be dimmer than the other though, unless we're looking at the disc from above. It doesn't mean we have a jet firing right at us now, but if the black hole becomes active then it could.
Of course, by the time it we observe it we would probably be dead anyway.

lmao no wonder all we get now are documentaries about long extinct cute animals on earth from science

The fact that you still don't realize what we're doing here, on Yea Forums, amuses the hell out of me.

How long till they release picture?

matter is the accretion disk, it's essentially destroyed

>Spaghettification
what if you accelerated directly into the blackhole so fast you dont even stretch and instead just instantly enter the singularity and condense into infinity

40 minutes, I think.

Jesus christ, I just woke up, seeing the image again made me think that I was dreaming. Fuck you user.

4channel Yea Forums

Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

if it was an American probe they would have considered it from a PR perspective, and made sure the camera could move, point somewhere other than at the ground, get a panoramic look at surroundings, etc.

it's sad because the image really does look alien, but it's too dependent on the imagination to fill in the blanks.

and then uber tsunami appears

What

this would be so fucking cool, ignoring the ways it would fuck with the environment

>Spaghettification only happens with small black holes

it still probably happens, it just happens after you've passed the event horizon and can't be detected any more.

>matter is not destroyed upon passing the event horizon, where the fuck did you get that from?
That's a really common misconception actually, I hear it all the time. It probably originates from some sci-fi author popularizing an early, flawed theory of what black holes really are, or something of that nature.

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It's the moon orbiting the Earth as close as the ISS does, about 400km above the surface.

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>matter
It can hardly be called that under that pressure. It's so strong it supersedes the small force keeping neutrons and protons and electron clouds at a distance and mushes them together into a soup of proto-matter. Same for the quarks that the protons are made of. This is already what's theorized to happen in the core of a star.

That thing is so compressed you could maybe even call it one giant particle. It's more of a ball of energy than matter.

NOOOOOOOOOOO i havent lost my virginity yet, I only need about 7 more lifetimes of time.

Fucking kek

Ha ha imagine if you stuck your dick in there...

>tfw you understand that light has yet to reach the outer corners of the observable universe...

Man was never meant to know what truly exist outside those lines.

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This just gave me such a feeling of dread for some reason.

The spaghettification occurs do the bend of space time. The closer you get the more bent/spaghettified the space you occupy is. No matter how fast you go, you have to pass through that space in order to get into the singularity.

I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

But why is it transparent?

now imagine how infinitesimally small Saturn and its rings are compared to Sag A* and its event horizon

size of my hate.jpg

>earth will never fuck saturns ring pussy

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I mean statistically even if there is no spiritual aspect to the universe, we'll all end up shitposting here again in another quintillion billion years

Maybe next time I won't have to get all of these fuckin surgeries

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It isn't, it's just the sky light is closer than the moon, so you see that light over the moon.

If you had the opportunity to travel into the future (which is possible), would you? and how far? 10 years? 100? 10,000? 1,000,000?

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fuck man imagine how the sky would be when we colonized saturn or jupiter moons

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Attractor

The Universe is inherently spiritual.
Life is literally complex stardyst observing and experiencing itself infinitely.
Sounds like reddit stoner trite, but it's a fact.

This webm scared the fuck out of me for some reason

If the world wants you dead that bad, maybe you should just let it happen.

Oh I get it, cool.

Is this enough for you?

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i'd want to go through a few hundred years, then thousand years, and slowly increase and witness the shifts and changes in life and the universe

this is more what I'm expecting. Just some uninteresting blob of glowing gas. A black circle with the gas traveling around it like all the artist representations doesn't make any sense, because there going to be gas and debris circling the the black hole from the viewers perspective as well.

Like this.

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>tfw some ayys right now are probably watching Hitler's speech broadcasts live
fight on spaceniggers

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It's gonna have to fight me for it, bitch. You ain't getting rid of me that easy

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Have you ever seen that Star Trek TNG episode Where No One has Gone Before?

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if other alien civilizations exist in our galaxy, even if they started a million years ago they could in theory be able to travel across the galaxy and spread with colonies and especially probes. we have yet to see any existence of any any current or past advanced races, which means advanced life is almost impossible or actually impossible. human civilization has been around for 5-10k years depending on when you consider our start, the universe, the milky way is 13.5 billion years old

THE STREAM IS LIVE LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=lnJi0Jy692w

Someone make a new thread.

What if some aliens were capable of time travel and they received our messages thousands of years from now, calculated our location, and traveled back in time to see what we were like?

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someone make a new bread before this one 404s

>muh fermi paradox

I mean there's also the chance that they advanced past our dimension Interstellar-style and just aren't out there anymore. Also space is so fucking big that the chances of running into them is infinitesimal in of itself. It's like trying to find your bro in a video game without a map

just to finish what i was saying, if we have been around for 10 thousand years in a organised societal groups and we are putting out probes and considering starting off world colonies, and the galaxy has been around for 13.5 billion years, where the fuck are the aliens

>implying this isn't already happening

>we've been listening to your ideas
>and we think they're beautiful

10000 but also this

What makes you think other civilizations aren't on our same level? As we know not only life is rare but there's plenty of catastrophic events that can wipe it out at any moment without notice as it happened on earth at least once with off world meteorites and almost twice between the ice age and the black plague, it's likely that there's not interstellar civilization yet, the universe is still young and not even 1/10 into it's own lifespan.

Tell me more.

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Faggot we can't even see planet 9 that's in our fucking solar system and you want to see alien civilizations?

How? We don't have tech for that yet. Big changes are coming in next 10-20 years when next gen stuff goes online. In 2025 a telescope 16x more powerful than Hubble goes online and that thing could actually detect aliens.

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I WANNA GO PET THE MORLOCS

I made a new thread here

Maybe the more empathetic of their species sent all their resources to the more parasitic members of their species and then their civilisation collapsed on itself so they could never leave their own planet, dooming their entire species? haha

why would they be on the same level? there is no reason to think this other than the idea we are special. there is no reason life couldnt have started on another planet 10 million years ago

>there's plenty of catastrophic events that can wipe it out at any moment without notice as it happened on earth
all it takes is for one race to advance enough it can spread to multiple planets and youre pretty safe and will keep growing

>in our galaxy
Like brah.

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Universe was violent in the past. Humanity may be one of the earliest civilizations in Milky Way simply because it was too hard for advanced life to survive for long before.

imagine the irony of us being one of the first, after all that sci fi speculation that we are late to the party with ultra advanced civs out there building dyson spheres, by some fluke we are among the first in the entire universe.

Pile in

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>What makes you think other civilizations aren't on our same level?
why would they be? they may have access to resources we don't even know exist, ones that significantly improve their technological capabilities; other life could be literal brainlet types of sea creatures that run purely on instinct

Migrate lads.

I wouldn't, sure I would want to know what happens but dealing with the loss of literally everyone I care about would be too much

earth was formed 4.57 billion years ago. Humanity is 4.57 billion years in the making. It took 4.57 billion years of the planet not being destroyed, blasted with intense radiation, or some other shit that makes life a complete non starter or completely wipes its progress.

4.57 billion years of uninterrupted development with the right conditions is a bit different than thinking human civilization just popped up 10 thousand years ago out of nowhere.

>in theory

Earth's radio emissions are actually decreasing with technology getting more advanced. We would not be able to detect ourselves from 20 light years away.

And civilizations spreading and building dyson spheres is pure sci-fi. Solar System alone could house trillions of people in space habitats.

>>yfw

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Same brother. Haven't felt that in a while.

WHat is this supposed to be.

Quick question. Can we make ultra small black holes here on Earth? And if by some happenstance we did, wouldn't everyone and everything on earth be instantly spaghettified because smaller black holes=larger killzone raidus?

it would be painful...

no

assuming we could make one, ultra tiny (subatomic) its gravity would be considerable in a tiny area , then it would explode.

Because we've empyrically seen species on our planet evolve step by step together, there's no reason to think it would be different in a bigger scale.
>all it takes is for one race to advance enough it can spread to multiple planets and youre pretty safe and will keep growing

You can't even begin to understand the meta-politics of a interplanetary civilization, let alone and interstellar one, all it takes is a planet that wants to secede and you have enough power to destroy everything, if we still have riots todays and groups of people within nations that are trying to detatch themselves (see scotland, north ireland, crimea, catalonia and more) try to think how that would work out on a multi-planetary level.

>they may have access to resources we don't even know exist, ones that significantly improve their technological capabilities

Stop watching capeshit desu, radation doesn't give you superpowers, it kills you, there's no magical substance that would give a race 1000IQ, the base minerals of the universe are more or less what we find on Earth as noticed in what probes have found on asteroids, everything else has to be created by science and as we know it's a very very long process, often dictated purely by luck.

color inverted coffee stain edition

that's cool as fuck. what movie

We've been making small black holes in CERN for years now. You condense mass into an extremely small area, meaning increase its density without adding mass, you eventually get a black hole. Nothing about its gravitational force changes, it's just occupying a space much smaller than before.

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

That's what cern does pretty much, then it depends on your definition of black hole.

>Physicist Stephen Hawking in a lecture on Feb. 2, the famed scientist said tiny black holes, about as massive as the average mountain, could power all of the world's energy needs.

>"There is nothing technically wrong with this idea, but it is not very practical, at least within the next 10,000 years," said Sabine Hossenfelder, a physicist at the Frankfurt Institute for Advanced Studies in Germany,

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>black hole
>Nothing can escape it!

Ok then how do we see it at all?

>radiation

What? It radiates a thing that it doesn't immediately suck it back up? How can it escape?

>Except radiation. Nothing escapes!

Tbqh it feels like you're either a lying cunt or a stupid cunt

>Well, everything we have and "know" is really just hypothetical. But we have strong evidence tha-

KYS

>Ok then how do we see it at all?

You see the event horizon, which is not the true circumnference of the black hole, the event horizon is where the point of no return, where the light gets sucked in and can't be seen anymore.

>schizoposting and redditspacing
Sure is t_D here.

Check em

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lmao that blurry ass picture, what a waste of time

benin

>tfw I've had multiple dreams like this

Uhh ok?

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post memes of the black hole RIGHT NOW

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who gave them the jobs user... think about it logically

Well, can you post the results of their IQ tests?