When was the last time you cuddled with a girl and watched a movie? What movie did you watch?

When was the last time you cuddled with a girl and watched a movie? What movie did you watch?

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>When was the last time you cuddled with a girl and watched the first 8 mins of a movie before she opened her phone to look up which of the actors she thinks she recognises from some fucking soap?

This

About a month ago, me and gf were sniffing coke and watching A Dogs Purpose.

Then we tried having sex but i couldnt get hard due to drugs, so i licked her out whilst she watched Blacked. Sounds like a meme but i dont mind her watching it

October 2017. We watched that one movie where the hot guy whisks the rich jewish off to dance or some shit. I didn't pay attention, me and the girl just napped together through the whole thing. It was nice. She laid her head on my chest and was listening to me breathe.

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>When was the last time you cuddled with a girl
h-haha yeah I've totally done that many times in my life I get all the girls haha

i watched Hold the Dark with a girl. big mistake, she didn't even last 5 minutes. still made her sit there while i finished it.

Cuddled with my ex and watched the Lobster

>le girls attention span overblown anecdotal second hand meme opinion

Yeaaah that totally happened my dude haha women ahah so dumb ahah a I rite

the dark knight rises. why am i still here

>I've been here since 2008
newfag

2011. It was some shitty romcom designed for couples to make out in the theater, or femcels to destroy icecream buckets at home.

I don't watch movies but I fucked my gf twice yesterday between playing co-op switch games

Not even your mom?

yeah I have done it many times ofcourse, I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin at all haha

If you like movies, why not get together with a girl who likes movies? You only have yourself to blame.

Last weekend with my sister.
Watched Fellowship of the Ring and a bit of Two Towers but we fell asleep.

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I see and when did the fucking happen?

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5 or 6 years ago I think. not a movie, but we were watching GITS:SA

i'll be 27 in 2 months
we need a plan bro

Never.
Watching movies together on the weekends is something we've done since we were kids.
No need to get rid of comfy traditions.

I'd love to, but as it turns out women don't actually like hobbies for the sake of the hobbies. They only say they like hobbies so they can talk about liking hobbies with other women.

I prefer cuddling with a boy

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Cringe and incelpilled.

Based and wholesome. Is your sister single?

haha, never ever, haha

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Yes.

women who like stuff that guys like are, without exception, mentally unstable whores.

you always make compromises in a relationship and having separate tastes in entertainment is a minor one

>last week
>silence of the lambs

>if I call someone else an incel and make a totally original reddit joke about fucking someone else's sister, they'll never know that I've never interacted with a female in my life

I never watch movies with girls that I actually want to see because we end up fucking and missing most of it anyway.

Are you
>a girl (female)
>a girl (Male)
>a homo gay

>without exception
black and white thinking is also a sign of mental illness, user. i have yet to find an exception myself, though, true, but I don't give up hope that they exist.

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girls are overrated anyway

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Sat watching a Star Trek Next Gen rerun while staying over at my best friends house, his cousin next to me, and we were both fucked up from drinking all night. She started to feel my leg under the sheet we had over us. In the end we ended up sharing a fold-out bed. Halfway through undressing her with her tit in my mouth, her fucking sandpaper hand on my dick, I realized my friend was in the very next room and awake, and it totally fucking killed the mood for me. Penor went to sleep and I went to sleep after. Turns out she was crazy anyway, tried to sabotage our friendship and get me to give her money and let her live with me for a while in exchange for getting to fuck her, because she wasn't getting on with the relatives.

...that went way off topic, but I'm still torn between mortified horror at nearly fucking my friends cousin while he could hear us, proud of my self control in not just going for it, and a little sad I didn't because its just another missed oppertunity.

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its not attention span joke you dummy. Its about how they are disinterested in actually watching a movie and/or try to turn it into a social interaction instead of 2 people watching the same screen and talking about it later.
when was the last time you had a dream about it

I had sex twice yesterday and will probably do it another two or three times today. And if I see my GF this weekend I'll probably have sex 6-7 times over three days. But more importantly than that I love and respect her and understand the differences between her and I specifically and men and women generally.

You are an incel. And you probably always will be. Enjoy baby life of being bitter and lonely because you're too autismal to understand why some people don't take films as seriously as you :)

I had more intimacy from a random girl on the bus then I did from my mom.

7 years ago
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Was she hot at least?

>have a girlfriend
>she doesn't have the attention span to watch kinos
>no cuddle and a kino for me
>think of ex gf and all the kinos we watched together

is it even worth it lads?

Damn!

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how many d sucks per week do you get

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She lets me do whatever I want to her, she's a filthy slut for me.

but I just want to watch kinos..

At least you'll always have your memes :)

I actually watched the episode from OPs gif with my then-fuckbuddy early in. MAJOR cringe but still made her cheeks clap if you know what I mean

The Last Jedi.

She jerked me off during the casino sequence, to keep me from falling asleep, threw the empty popcorn bucket at the screen and booed when Holdo hyperspace rammed the FO fleet, and started kicking the seats and hooting when Rose Tico said the stupidest line in movie history.

After the show, we both went on RT and downvoted the movie.

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Not him. I was just impressed by your comeback.

Sounds like a keeper, genuinely happy for you user.

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In 2017. My ex and me were watching Taboo and we both got extremely horny. You know what happened next. Don't think I'll ever be with a girl ever again though because I've become so broken and redpilled. Unironically want the blue pill now. How do I take the blue pill?

I don't label myself with socially constructed concept

thats a dealbreaker mate, end it or groom her into a conservative waifu who only wants to spend time with you (has its downsides aswell)

How did you get redpilled in the first place?

tell her watching kino is the filthy slut thing to do.

Eeeh you did right, pussy is expandable but broships are forever. It depends do you get pussy on the reg and how would your friend feel about it

you observe reality instead of accepting what others tell you to be true.

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So you’re a tranny then

Sorry to hear it, user.

Your friend probably thinks about that night every time he jerks off and imagines you actually had the sack to fuck her.

You let everyone down

The Conjuring in the cinema with my ex.

Does cuddling with my cousin and watching BICB99 count?

Have sex

when I get a gf

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Scanner Darkly about 13 years ago. Hold me bros

>autismal
Why the ableism?

11 years ago, Casino Royale.

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>when was the last time you had a dream about it
Never. All my dreams are about going to school naked or whatever.
>tfw can't even have a gf in your dreams

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>be 33 year old khv
>talk to cute coworker about movies
>actually give her a USB of some movies
>think i'll ask her to watch a movie together
>she stops messaging me rather suddenly
>talked to her only a few times in the past 3 weeks (i initiated, usually she would initiate)
>see her with different guys around the office
what should i do Yea Forums? how do i move on?

when did things go so wrong user

>All my dreams are about going to school naked
Man that would be so cool, but gotta be /fit/ first

Unironically find better women. They do exist.

tell the bitch to give you your kino USB back and never talk to her again

how long has it been? give it 4 days and ask for the usb back, ask her what she thought about the movies. go by her response. If she says she just did not have the time to watch any of them then you know she is not interested.

yeah but im not good enough to get them

rita, sue and bob too

God Chief's nu-armor was such a blunder, how dare they remove his shoulderpads

I wanted to know if the break up was the cause behind the redpill.

she gave the usb back a week ago

she liked one of the movies. haven't heard about the other one. i don't want to ask her about it and find out she hasn't seen it. she's a popular girl, i'm sure she has things to do with friends than sit at home and watch movies

Some other user answered but yeah; the break up broke the camel's back because this girl was "different".

Sounds like you haven't spent 8 minutes with a woman.

Different in what way?

Forget about her completely. If she was even mildly interested she'd would lie how the movies were great and that you two could go watch a movie sometime.
Trying to ask her about the other movies would be pathetic from this point, just let it go.

Last summer, had the time of my life. Finally having someone to cuddle with while watching kino felt like being on top of the world lads

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Sleeping in on sunday morning is even better. Such a simple yet divine feel that most people don't even appreciate.

Damn I'm fucking lonely

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>tfw spent a whole saturday in bed cuddling and kissing her, never felt so good in my life
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she said the movie she saw was great, but she didn't suggest we watch a movie together

>just let it go
trying to. no girl ever shows any kind of interest in me.
being my age, never having a gf is depressing

her contacting me every day to never hurts even more

been married 5 years, its great. we have our own interests

Autumn 2018, watched a lot of movies and youtube videos with my ex girlfriend. Usually she would fall asleep hugging my arm.

After she broke up with me, I haven't seen nor heard from her in 5 months now

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5 hours ago.
Angel Terminators 2
And also 12 hours ago.
Standing Tall

T.

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It's so cold, really wish i had a girlfriend to cuddle with

>doesn't take films seriously
Truly the average Yea Forums poster

Bullshit user. Work on yourself and remember - we're all gonna make it.

YOU HAVE TOO MUCH SEX

/r9k/ GENOCIDE WHEN

Dropped LSD and watched The Neon Demon with an ex of mine. She ran out to the balcony as soon as the credits rolled just to catch her breath. She also farted on me a bunch but we already had a freepass for acid gas at that point.

Nightmare Before Christmas about 10 years ago in the hospital. I never saw her again as she died a few days later.

chilling adventures of sabrina

>does take a form of entertainment super seriously

based autist

Never have, never will.

Last time I watched a movie in the presence of a girl was in February 2014 when a female co-worker, who I kissed with, asked me to visit her apartment, where I spent two hours watching that movie about a talking (?) dog that runs away or rescues a family or something since it was her favourite movie. She didn't even watch it with me but instead spent time trying on clothes nearby or on her phone. At the end of the movie we hugged and I left.

Fucked my girl on Sunday, she has the worst movie taste tho, the last thing we watched together was Eden Lake

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Other people take books very seriously, others music, a bunch of mad lads considers fucking something important, I like watching movies

That story explains why you never will, if anything

2000 - Notting Hill

you had porn on the USB didn't you

i've been avoiding her, just hoping she will message me first

she hasn't. what's worse is seeing her talking and laughing with other guys around the office

You are a man, you must take the first step, show confidence and initiative.

Last month we cuddled and watched Taxi Driver although we weren't watching it so much as it was on the TV and we feel asleep

Yesterday. Feels good knowing I'm a 5/10 and can get laid simply by not being an incel.
Get on PUA right now faggots.

I watched re animator with my gf last weekend.

>who I kissed with
fucking failed normalfag, fuck off

Dvd of The Breed in 2008

4 years ago.
Probably Harry Potter or some bullshit she liked.

>blessed
I fucking hate Americans
Yesterday. Memoirs of a Geisha.

ouch

I did not

How though? Just worried that even if I ask her for coffee, during work hours, she'd be weirded out.

But I was thinking of asking her if she wanted to catch up over a coffee to discuss movies tbqh

Just do it now before she gets with someone else.
Girls like confidence and forwardness.
It's either doing it now or not doing it and regretting being a coward.

2.5 years ago, it was Garden State if I recall

Tbqh, she's probably with someone else already
;_;

hahahahahahahahahhahahaa

M-me too homie

Can you believe that some of you would actually look up to a prick like this?

Dammit I wish I knew, man...

Who's watched the jake gylenhall movie Nightcrawler with their GF?
Tell me all about it, bro

well over a decade ago and the film was Autopsy, some german medical horror film.
we made out.

Watched Swiss Army man two night ago ago with my gf. We both laughed a lot at all the farting. Also watched a couple episodes of flint town on Netflix last night. We are into urban exploring and taking a trip that will bring us through flint Michigan so I'd like to stop there but it seems sketchy.

Watched with my ex. Its nightcrawler though there is much to say, we both thought it was okay because gylenhalls acting but nothing special.

December 2017, we watched Frances Ha, we didnt finish it tho

Last night I watched fight club with my sister

Reminder that it only really counts if the girl is white. I hope nobody here is hooking up with subhumans.

never, it gets worse every passing day

what do gfs feel like bros

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And one thing I autistically did was check the usb she gave back for any changes..... movies she liked or a word document with a note from her

There wasn't. It sounds weird, but what if there was?

based user getting all the girls

Those are nasty tits.

Like, three weeks ago. But it was against my will.

whats the sauce big man?

>When was the last time you cuddled with a girl and watched a movie?
Never
>What movie did you watch?
La La Land
It was the closest I came to losing my hand holding virginity
I was watching La La Land in cinema with a girl who kinda liked me back then
She was crying next to me and I didn't hold her hand
Still a virgin
I'm a retard and I don't get social cues

Weekly fighting and holding in farts. Happiness. Good Mood. Feeling like a man.

same

2003 Out Cold

Watched Conan with my wife, she had a good take on what the riddle of steel was. Told her my version where the answer is "will" or "willpower" and she accepted it straight away, I tend to smack her on the arse constantly until she does or says what I want.
>mfw

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What's it like to cuddle with your gf?

It's alright, but its an acquired taste.
If its a new girl or gf, you'll get a bone. I don't mean a boner, that was not a typo. I mean a fucking BONE in your pants. Your heart rate will increase, your cock will be the hardest it has ever been.
You will not be able to focus on the cuddling itself or the movie or whatever, you will just want the vagina.

Cuddling with a woman you fucked a few times is much better, because the "new pussy" magic has wore off. So you don't get THE BONE ZONE fucking with you.

joke's on you, i'm retaining my semen to keep my protein gains up

Don't waste your time on that wench. I've been through this terrible loop of emotional pain as well.

Get your USB back without seeming angry though while also asking her about the movies. Forget she exists, there's some nice kino loving cunts out there for you.

Honestly she deserves rape but since it's illegal I suggest to just ignore her.

UnIronically it was designed because of mega construx redesigned their minifigure toys.

i want to scream

Kek you are now entering the bone zone

Got the usb back
Hard to forget she exists when I see her nearly everyday. Mostly I can hear her talking and laughing with other guys since we sit close to each other

Guys are always going up to her and chatting

Just remember you've been fine all these years without her. If you like working there don't let this roastie cloud up your mind.

Have you tried a dating app or something? Could be worth using (I live in LA so it's not worth it however)

> Stop Watchibg Jew Propaganda, you idjit.

I bet she is a skank that has regular gangbangs with rich dudes and gangbangs with refugees on her free time.

Thanks user
Haven't tried dating apps, I'm not very attractive tbqh

Don't even have pictures of me. No social media and no friends

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Last summer. She was a fattie and she paid attention we watched anime and all kinds of stuff but we never finished a movie cuz we always started fucking halfway through.

October 2012

What movie did y'all watch?

>watching anime with a girl and fucking her
Literally living the dream.

A week ago, and we watched South Park and a fish called wanda

Last saturday my gf jerked me off while watching pet sematary.

Good thing there was no scary scenes so I didn't lose my boner.

The last time
>Watch Full Metal Jacket with super liberal, touchy, feely, feminist, activist gf
>didn't even make it past golf ball garden hose scene

The best time
>with first gf I lost my v-card to
>Watching Jacob's Ladder
>Felt good watching a movie I have watched alone dozens of times before, but with someone else.
>Got through to the end and we both cuddled in a silent, but content reflection of the things we just watched
Best times.
She's gone now.

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i had a dentist appointment the other day and I always make sure that I don't make eye contact and just stare up at the ceiling but at one point the woman cleaning my teeth actually put her hand on the side of my face and turned it towards her so we made direct eye contact and she was already kind of like basically pressed up against me almost kind of sitting on my lap. I didn't get hard or anything but it was definitely awkward as hell. I'm pretty sure she even called me sweetie a few times too unironically...

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>goth gf makes me watch weird arthouse film and does dommy stuff like op's WEBM to me

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Probably around last November when I was still with my ex. We watched the Phantom of the Opera 2003 version on Netflix. It's her favorite movie/musical of all time. Cuddling while watching something was always fun, especially if we were laying in only our boxers/panties under the covers. This was and currently is the only relationship I've been in, but God it was a blast to watch shit together. She's the only reason I found motivation to finish Breaking Bad.

She always hated my favorite musical (Paint Your Wagon) but I found myself pleasantly okay with Phantom. It wasn't my cup of tea, but I've watched worse shit with her (S2 of Westworld was awful and even though she loved Star Wars VII and VIII I couldn't give her anything but my honest opinion on the latter).

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To be fair I'm shallow and she was too fat for me to have a legitimate relationship with. Luckily this happened during my vacation to my hometown and I basically sold weed out of her house for a few weeks before going back to Colorado. Shed go to work and I'd either stay there or go hang out with friends before I came back. She also paid me to do chores around her house. Poor girl may have been lonelier than me and I feel kinda horrible about the situation I knowingly created.

>qt dentist brushes her breasts against your elbow

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>my favorite musical
no wonder you never had another gf
nigga u gay

Last October, Moon. She thought it was just okay.

Never, I‘m a kissless touchless virgin and never had any (female) friends.
I‘m 29 years old so already too old to try and change.

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A few weeks ago with some Chinese girl, we watched Blade Runner 2049. She wasn't that good looking so I was more into the movie than her desu. she had a nice round white ass though and we fucked afterwards

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I honestly have lost track of the number of titties I've squeezed and felt.

Incels must have such a difficult life, I couldn't imagine.

>doesnt blast farts around his gf
>fights
what a retard

I don;t like cuddling, but I had sex with my gf on sunday.

This, they can only watch stupid shilled romantic bullshit or they can whine about Your movie choice and look up her phone

Two weeks ago.

Aliens.

I fucked my gf awake this morning, came, then went for a bike ride alone because she's a lazy fuck.

>holding in farts.

haha, good one. My gf and I were ripping ass in bed this morning

High school at the theater. Usually whenever I watched a movie with a girl it's just a prelude to boning. If I'm watching a movie with my wife then we are usually in our recliners in the "media room". After you've been with someone for...sheesh, it's been 18 years now...then you tone down the physical intimacy unless she's feeling sexy.

like a sock full of coins or small grain

10% of the time pretty okay 90% of the time frustrating.

She was moving your head so she could scrape the tartar off your nasty ass teeth. But, honestly, the best is when you get a haircut and the lady washes your hair afterward and you told her that's your favorite part so she uses her nails on your scalp and shows you a good time so you tip her really well and she says ask for her again next time so you do and she just keeps pressing the envelop until you ask her if she'd like to make some extra cash on the side and she says she'll think about it.

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Fuck whores, let's get big bro.

I watched a movie with a girl during the holidays. We watched Mean Girls. But we didn’t cuddle. The last time I did that was several years ago. We were watching Aladdin I think.

>and the lady washes your hair afterward and you told her that's your favorite part so she uses her nails on your scalp and shows you a good time so you tip her really well and she says ask for her again next time so you do and she just keeps pressing the envelop until you ask her if she'd like to make some extra cash on the side and she says she'll think about it.
I got hard.

i haven't had a relationship in more than 2 years and i don't plan on having one anytime soon.
i got tired of doing it with my hand though so i'm patiently awaiting the arrival of my first onahole. what am i in for lads?

Getting tired after a handful of times because you'll grow tired of having to be carefully cleaning it for like 10 minutes after each use because, if you don't, it'll start stinking like mad and get all sticky and shit.
That's why I think onaholes and sex dolls are not worth it, too much work keeping that shit clean when I just one to rub one out.

>be me and my gf
>do coke
>clean the apartment while listening to nightcore
Squeaky clean

i figured the cleaning would get to me at some point but i don't think i'll mind too much,
i got one called tororichi and it's supposedly really easy to clean, looked really good and soft too so i'm pretty hyped still

By "a girl that likes movies" you mean a girl that likes capeshit/harry potter/star wars or the most entry-level films possible?

Also this

Unironically Drive
Took a very religious girl to the movies and nothing interesting was actually screening so I thought it would be an alright choice even though she said she wasn't into action movies.
She was completely shocked throughout the movie and things didn't quite work out for us because she never knew what she wanted and she drove me insane so I cut it off. Did bang her a couple of times though, her ass was insane.
Movie is completely ruined for me now because she was a complete cunt after I broke things off and I've never watched it since.

It’ll be fun to have a different sensation but you get tired of cleaning it and eventually you go back to using your hand because it’s easier.

It's 6 years now, and the situation is same as ever.

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Yesterday. We watched some random anime on Netflix just because for whatever reason. We fell asleep together with my head buried in her tits.

>When was the last time you cuddled with a girl
Never, bud. Never. But you already knew that.

Wow

I don't cuddle.

Ignore her

>We fell asleep together with my head buried in her tits
Sounds nice

Like January i think? Haven't been anything since, and i miss her every single day.

you waited too long to announce your intent and got friendzoned. just ignore her.

pretty sure the last movie I watched with my Vietnamese roommate before she went back to uni in Australia was The Handmaiden. She was a fucking hardcore fujoshi though and unironically wanted to fuck me with a strap-on. It was hit or miss depending on the day.

it really is the best part

Two years ago. One of the Harry Potters. I know it won't ever happen again. I envy those who have never experienced it, because they don't know what they're missing.

ill be 26 in a few month and still a virgin, whats the plan?

It has been so long I'm not even sure if it happened anymore.

I cuddled with my fellow grad student Fwb and we watched the new Netflix nature doc

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5 years ago with my first and only ex. We watched Bela Tarr's Turin Horse. Unironically the only female I met with good taste in films.
I miss her so much. I don't think I'll ever feel that way again.

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We cuddle and watch a musical every sunday night. Last week was mama mia 2 and this week is chicago. I try to make her laugh by putting on a spectacle about how ITS THE (x) WEEKLY MUSICAL SUNNNDAAYYYY this weekk (movie name)

I have never even watched a full movie with a chick, always ended up fucking within the first 10 mins

dude lets spend 100 dollars to get high for 30 minutes then feel like shit for 9 hours lmao

maybe over a year ago we watched Rumblefish. She fell asleep but I adored the movie.

The girl in question had already rejected me months before we were just friends hahaha

you had sex therefore you have no problems! shut up!

About a month ago. Went over to a girl from tinder and we watched Starship Troopers. We fucked afterwards. Please call me based

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youtu.be/7TY74TVidNw

cringe

one year ago with my only ex, kurosawa's drunken angel
if only i could find another girl like her

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I think she friendzoned you long before you lend her the USB and when she saw your real intentions she bailed.

GOD that sounds like kino

I'd unironically trade a lifetime of sex for the possibility of having a fulfilling relationship again. I had plenty of sex with different women and not once I came close to what it felt having her as my girlfriend. For me sex is now just a biological itch than I have to scratch once in a while. I take no pleasure from it anymore.

Couple of months ago with my friend's daughters. Some Harry Potter.

>For me sex is now just a biological itch than I have to scratch once in a while. I take no pleasure from it anymore.
Finally someone who understands

Not only will it not end. It will get worse. It's not even unique to Yea Forums, most normies are depressed as well.

How do I get her to change her mind?

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Ummm about 2 months ago.
We lay in bed after sex, shared an HSP and watched The Smash Documentary.

youtube.com/watch?v=jX9hbbA-WP4

It is my third fav movie all time so I found it to be a great time. She really enjoyed it as well.

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Jesus christ, anons. I'm still a virgin but that sounds like hell.

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She won't, I don't think she ever saw you as a possible partner and got scared the moment you revealed your cards aka watching a movie together. You're just another average dude from work who pays her attention, that's it.

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it was until she farted, it didn't make its way out the back but decided to go forwards.

heh, save some for us dude

I never asked her that though

Maybe she could sense I'm an awkward loser

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ugly tits

Yikes I'm glad chinks and spics are going to take over soon

about 5 years ago, watched Glory for some reason
she fell asleep on my lap...

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Oh I misread that, any chance the movies weirded her out?

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My mum yesterday.
As far as another girl nope never nobody has ever touched me except mummy
Damn opedious complex

Then prove her wrong and act confident.

She enjoyed the movie that she saw. Haven't heard back about the other one

Maybe I waited too long. Thinking of asking her for a coffee to catch up with her and chat about movies
But I'm friendless, I don't do that with anyone else at work, so might be weird if I asked her

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I was with some fat chick and we watched Drive (my suggestion) and she kept asking me what I wanted to do and I kept saying "watch the movie". Then I tried to fuck her afterwards but I couldn't get hard because I fapped too much so I just gave up and went home. Pretty based.

I have never even held a girl's hand.

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thats just nasty

I once met a girl at a party, had her suck me on a couch, she took me home, hour drive. Hot tub, hard on this whole time. Get her to her room after a 2 hour erection, and she's bleeding. Boner evaporated.

You only know its true love if she farts in front of you.

Feeling less shit about yourself because at least someone thinks you are worthy of love, or maybe that's just me?

I can't cuddle with women, I feel uncomfortable and want to get away from her

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Last night,
American Psycho just like our first date :)

This sort of romance exists only in Hollywood. Do not let ((them)) distort your expectations.

Last girl I hooked up with was Indian. Sorry user

My ex last semester was super forward and tomboyish. She did this thing where she would sit in my reclining chair, and have me sit between her legs and lean back and rest my head on her chest. And she would play with my hair. It was really relaxing

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This.

How many prostitutes did it take you to get bored of sex?

2016--honeymoon(2014)

Asians are the only race I haven't fucked, and out of all of them Latina's are the best, White girls are quite tame in comparison. I hope you broaden those horizons user you are missing out on some amazing fuck and sucks

You are overthinking this. Just man up and ask her out. Worst outcome is that she'll say no.

We're gonna leave Yea Forums and hit the gym and become interesting people that women can't resist

Get fit, and if you still have trouble with speaking to girls remember, alcohol is your friend.

Never been with one, which is surprising even for me. As for my tally, I've fucked well over 25 girls but by the 6th I was already getting tired of the act and the silly games and flirting that preceded it.

I watched a quiet place,the thing,apostle and loving vincent with my gf

>When was the last time you cuddled with a girl
Where do you think you are? +1 for a stealth gaybashing thread, though.

It only takes practice trust mebefore long cuddling is much better than actual sex.

Watching shitty movies with the bros is more fun. A couple in front us yelled at us and left when we all watched Bumblebee and were making fun of it the entire time.

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>meme
people like you who think everything's just le funny meme are part of the problem

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Bhaksks

I paid to see the movie, not hear your commentary. The movie already had a goddamn soundtrack. If I wanted you to add your own I would've asked.

People like you are why people like me can't get into screenings at premium theaters because other people like me except with better forethought already bought up the seats to get away from loud fucks like you.

The theater isn't your bar, club, living room or man cave. And if it wasn't for anachronistic exclusivity of first run films, I'd be watching this shit in my own damn man cave, drunk of my ass and without any noisy cunts to talk through muh young girls' coming of age story.

I really hope you're black, otherwise I just feel sad for you.

When a woman loves you for you.

Sneed.

I know, it's sad thinking about it

What are you a nigger in high school grow the fuck up

I'll try to get the courage to send her a message on our workplace instant messenger and ask her for coffee

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But user, he is. Like it or not this board is full of toddlers. Even worse, they let those kids into the theater and have literally no shushers prowling around to give them a good old fashioned flashlight beating whenever they pipe up. It didn't used to be like this. There used to be theater employees in theaters. But now there aren't unless you go to a place that specializes in roughing up niggers i.e. the Alamo. It's almost as bad a change as that time they axed SNICK to make room for petty tween dramas. Still salty after all these years. Television used to be better back in my day.

based

I have never done that. 29 years old.

Cuddling sucks. It's only comfortable for about 3 minutes until one of your arms starts going numb. Then you get super hot from body heat. And you're probably not going to be able to see the TV because her hair is in the way. That, and her asking "are you ok?" every few minutes because you have to adjust yourself. It's never enough to just sit close to each other and hold hands or something. No, she will always want to spoon on the freakin couch. Fuck cuddling.

WOJAK K-D-SIX-DASH-THREE-DOT-SEVEN, LET'S BEGIN.
READY?
Yes sir
RECITE YOUR BASELINE
And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of feels interlinked within feels interlinked within feels interlinked within one cutie... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played
FEELS
Feels
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GF?
FEELS.
Feels
DO YOU FEEL THAT FEEL?
FEELS.
Feels
WHEN YOU'RE NOT PERFORMING YOUR DUTIES ARE YOU A SHUT IN LITTLE NEET?
FEELS.
Feels
INTERLINKED.
Interlinked
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF A QT YOU LOVE?
INTERLINKED.
Interlinked
DID THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO FEEL FINGER TO FINGER?
INTERLINKED.
Interlinked.
DO YOU LONG FOR HAVING YOUR HEART INTERLINKED?
INTERLINKED.
Interlinked
DO YOU DREAM ABOUT A QT?
Interlinked
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HOLD A QT IN YOUR ARMS?
INTERLINKED.
Interlinked
DO YOU FEEL THAT THERE'S A PART OF YOU THAT'S MISSING?
INTERLINKED.
interlinked.
WITHIN FEELS INTERLINKED
Within feels interlinked
WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT THREE TIMES: Within feels interlinked.
Within feels interlinked.
Within feels interlinked.
Within feels interlinked.
WE'RE DONE WOJAK K, YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR WAIFU BONUS

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>tfw can't do it.
Haven't messaged her in over a week. Messaging out of the blue and asking for coffee is too much

Tomorrow is a workplace social at a bar, I'll see her there. But she'll be with friends and I'll be alone and awkward

Usually what happens at these social events is:
>I go by myself to the bar where the event is held
>have a couple of drinks
>stand awkwardly around a group of people talking amongst themselves, trying to think of something to say to contribute to the conversation
>find another group and repeat
>then leave an hour later without saying a word to anyone
Any movies for this feel?

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Age of Ultron
we were so horny that we just rented a private theatre room and had sex there but i fucked up came inside and got my sister pregnant

Never done that. I kinda need a woman like in the webm who likes me and will let me touch her. That would be cool.

dude don't do this. you will just embarrass yourself and she will think you're a pathetic loser. just ignore the thot and pretend she has HIV that's your best chance realistically.

t. knower

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>believing /fit/ memes

>shitting where you eat

imagine doing unpleasant tasks every day just to maintain your opportunity to feel terrible

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Fucking this
The one time I picked a movie to watch with my ex was Watchmen, and she was on her phone for maybe the first 10 minutes but then was hooked. She didn't even check she just watched the whole movie with me.

She kept saying she didn't like it and shit but bitch you were fucking HOOKED on that film I know you liked it

I have a new gf now and she's way better

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What do you guys think is worse? Having had experienced what it's like cuddling and being intimate, or not having experienced it at all?

I mean it's been so long now, and i don't know if it will happen again anytime soon, but now i know what i'm missing out on so i can relate to it. Contra before when i was a virgin and couldn't relate to it, at least that helped me have somewhat of a emotional / physical distance to it.

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Thanks user

>ignore the thot and pretend she has HIV

2016. fox and the hound

Wasn't a movie but a girl fell asleep in my arms when we were watching the TV show Bottom after fucking. I still deeply regret letting us drift apart.

>beeeeeeeeta

youtube.com/watch?v=xxArXqP8bOg

he said ask her, not e-mail

NaN

sept 2016
i dont remember
fuck roasties

enjoy your aids, sodomite

Middle school watching psycho remake had 2 roasties wrapped in my arms and every time something scary would happen they’d act all over dramatic and hug onto me.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>disgusting halo 4 armor

When Andrew Yang gets elected

based

Just be yourself

Two weeks ago watching Spanish movies with my gf.

It depends. Most of my friends say it's like a 50-50 proportion between the good and the bad. In my case it's more of a 70-30 good bad proportion, with half of the bad being caused by my gf's frail health. To be fair, we know each other since middleschool and have only had sex with each other, so our relationship is pretty solid and we know each other very well.

>and have only had sex with each other,
Man, it's gonna sting when you find out that she's fucking Tyrone on the side lol

I want to try this, but I'm scared of becoming addicted to coke

I would, but don't see her that often these days
Or if I do, I see her going for coffee with other people

cuddled with best friend while watching movie a few weeks ago