Beats your trained Jedi as an amateur in a saber fight

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In all honesty? I think it's meant to put the teeth on display, showing they had working parents who paid for braces and taught their kid to brush teeth. It shows you come from a stable family unit and are able to understand a basic concept like hygiene is important. There is rhytm, maintenance and a wanting to belong to the bigger group even in sacrifice to the self.

The angered mouse MKultra'd her because they can't cope with the kino that is known as Joker. Don't go to the premiere, because they will pull the largest movie theatre americasm in history, and the most to come out of it will be SOCIETY memes.

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I don't know, but I want to breed her because I can't afford dental insurance.

Who made this

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wtf is that Elliot Rodger

all you faggots have been blowing this shit out of proportion for 3 years, all you have to do in a swordfight is fucking swing and flail your arms with the basic underlying goal of trying to hit the other person, and if you see that they're trying to hit you just move out of the way or something or block it real quick
people who say "swordplay is an art" are most certainly retarded, just bruteforce it like every other thing and get guaranteed results

isnt star wars a trilogy series for 12 year old grills noboday past the age of puberty cares about star warts

someone answer my question, goddamnit. Is it ever even mentioned.

Elliot's dad was a high-ranking hollywood director.
Elliot literally says as much in his videos too, it's how he got into a big fancy college and got brand new cars every month.

Post the one with Thor and Thanos

Go ask the disney board.

Kylo Ren is like a 30 year old man in The Last Jedi
When Luke attempted to cull Kylo, Kylo was roughly 16-17 years old.

So about 13 years.

But this is the Disney board

Most blockbusters movies are made for 12 year old kids.
The problem is the grown ass men that think they are 12 year old kids and take it too seriously.

Thats why George signed off on Rian's script.

Jedis are never amateurs.

You know what really funny about this fucking new trilogy?
Rey is turned into a Jedi with no training or knowledge of the Jedi order.

Basically Disney is saying "literally anyone with force-based powers is a Jedi, doesn't matter who."
This in turn negates all the hard-work that Anakin ever did and removes most of the points he had to turn to the dark side. Especially since Rey became a Jedi Master just by furiously smashing an elderly Luke to the ground.

Hilarious indeed.

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Midi-Chlorians, member us?
Kasdan: The Force was available to anyone who could hook into it?
>Lucas: Yes, everybody can do it.
Kasdan: Not just the Jedi?
>Lucas: It’s just the Jedi who take the time to do it.
Marquand: They use it as a technique.
>Lucas: Like Yoga. If you want to take the time to do it, you can do it; but the ones that really want to do it are the ones who are into that kind of thing. Also like karate.

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His dad is some Hollywood Jew lawyer.

Hackfraudmedias break down of her bring a Mary Sue is pretty iron clad and unfuckable with

How did an orphan scavenger who lived on her own in the desert end up with these perfect teeth. Moreover, she has high society accent and diction, fluent in wookie and droid language. How the fuck are we supposed to take this lore destroying Mary Sue seriously?

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>"looking at The Last Jedi objectively as I'm about to, we can see everything, from small dings to big honkers

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>orphan scavenger
That and the fact that she never changed her clothes. I can't see a female orphan lasting very long before getting pimped out. They could have made her a slave, so an owner would protect . But Oh wait that's another movie.

>This fucking bitch with horse teeth destroyed MY saber?

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It's the last thing you see before you get CHOMPED.

>I boipussied the compressor
What did she mean by this?

Why would Unkar Plutt buy her as a toddler? Why usage did he have with her? Strangely he seems to have dumped her at some point. When she became too old for his taste? Imagine writing this movie and thinking it's okay. Rian was even worse in the subtext.

Based Xenomorph poster.

Strong teeth are an underrated quality on a woman.

I hate teeth on my saber.

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I'd love to plant a kiss on her pearly whites.

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Canonically less than 6 years. The novel Bloodline is set 24 years after RotJ, and Ben is still Ben, Han and Leia are still married. Then Leia is outed publicly as the daughter of Vader by a political rival.

Today is Daisy's birthday. Say something nice to her.

She lives in an AT-AT. She has gallons of the stuff stormtroopers polish their shiny white armor with. She used it as toothpaste.

Anakin had all that shit and he was an 8 year old slave. It's the midichlorians brah.

>implying she doesn't trade with scavengers of other species
>implying she wouldn't read every last droid maintenance file in the crashed Star Destroyers' computers and pick up droid language

hmm...

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What's the excuse for Kylo's loss then? Yeah, he was injured but he should have still wiped the floor with her.

>implying she's never encountered Imperial survivors of the Battle of Jakku and picked up their accent

If you don't have a good enough imagination to fill in the blanks, maybe you're too dumb for kids' movies.

He wanted to fuck her, not kill her.

>Anakin had all that shit and he was an 8 year old slave. It's the midichlorians brah.
Anakin never lived alone in the desert, he was taken care of by his mother. He was slave to Watto but more in a sense of an employee that can't live that a slave that gets whipped. Meanwhile, Rey lived fucking alone since a child, how did she even learn to speak let alone like a princess? Where did she learn one million tongues? Where did she learn to fly ships, let alone complex ones like the Falcon? Where did she learn to fix ships, let alone complex and old pieces of crap like the Falcon? Anakin didn't have any of this nonsense and people still thought he was verpowered for being able to win a podrace.

This woman is terrifying

You have to be more subtle.

>Anakin never lived alone in the deser
neither did Rey. She was raised by the Simon Pegg feller. And shut the fuck up he literally was raised in the desert, he was literally a slave, and he was literally a fucking 8 year old. Like this is a cinematic universe where a fucking baby is building C-3PO, but the idea that a girl would have picked up languages and skills working as a mechanic in a trading post is TOO FAR OUT THERE MAN.

I love the fucking backpedaling and cognitive dissonance that prequel babbies always fall into to try and argue that BabyAnakin somehow isn't a Mary Sue when Rey is. Peak autism.

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So he lost because he was an incel?

>force is female
force is killed by female

Anakin built a sentient robot at the age of 8.

>One shekel has been deposited your bank account
So, Unkar Plutt adopted Rey and took care of her until she was legal? Why is that? What did he do with her? Why does they act like complete strangers at his shops? Did she attend the flying school and universtity on Jakku to develop all those mad skills? Where did she find the money, she can't even feed herself. Are you comparing living inside a rotten AT-At carcass in the middle of dunes with Anakin living in a village with hiis mother?
You need to learn to shill harder.

(kid) Anakin has considerably less Mary Sue traits than Rey, though. Also he was 9 but whatever.

Yeah but we are shown nobody who could have passed on these skills. Anakin clearly has learned things from Watto. He has the expertise of pod racing because of Watto’s shop. He got the parts to build robots from Watto

Marey Sue we can see knows to scavenge. That’s it. Who taught her to fight like that? Fighting is not self taught. Who taught her languages? She is not shown using other languages until suddenly she knows a rare one fluently

>spent his entire childhood engineering and building things for Watto
>rebuilds a robot from scrap

>Anakin built a sentient robot at the age of 8.
Yeah I also thought it didn't work but you can't compare Anakin to Rey, it's night and day. The cunt flies the Falcon better than Solo is an accomplished jedi master without even knowing what the Force is. In TPM even Qui Gon Jinn fails at using the Jedi mind trick on Watto!

>(kid) Anakin has considerably less Mary Sue traits than Rey, though.
nope. Literally never struggles. Never understands stakes. Yells yipee. Effortlessly destroy's the droid donut. Everyone likes him for no reason. He's literally space jesus. He's got the best force numbers. He's the only human to ever survive a podrace, much less win one. A princess that's 10 years older inexplicably likes him. etc etc etc

The only "Mary Sue" trait that Rey has more is a vagina.

>Yells yipee
you're kinda desperate aren't you?
>Effortlessly destroy's the droid donut.
They clearly showed that it was more accidental that crazy piloting skills, the ship was on autopilot mode and returning to base by itself.
> Everyone likes him for no reason.
BS, even Yoda first rejected him for being too old, it's only on Qui Gon's insistence that he accepted. Now compare it with Rey arricing at the resistance base, welcomed like a heor and gets the privilege to meet Luke first although she was a perfect stranger!
> He's got the best force numbers.
Yes, he is the chosen one of the prophecy, they never pretended he was a nobody like Rey
>He's literally space jesus.
Yeah, that's what triggers jews
>A princess that's 10 years older inexplicably likes him
Nobody likes you, how would you understand?

Midichlorians are not the force and have nothing to do with the force
You can just gauge someone's Force power level by measuring how much midichlorians they've attracted

Do I have that right?

> Anakin clearly has learned things from Watto.
Rey's entire first act is establishing her life and showing you why she knows all of this shit. And it's mostly done silently with the mise en scene. Fucking Anakin is all just autistic dialogue where all the other characters just suck his dick for no reason. "Hey look Anakin built this robot! He's a genius engineer he built this whole dang podracer too! Have you SEEN this nigga's force number?!"
>He has the expertise of pod racing because of Watto’s shop.
Still a fucking toddler m8. And he's still LITERALLY the only human to ever survive a podrace. Little ass magic genius baby.
>Marey Sue we can see knows to scavenge.
In her first sequence we literally learn everything that's important later. She knows how to fight, climb, she makes a living working on space ships, she's a mechanic, she's lonely, shes been counting the days, etc etc.

And then the entire Compressor meme explicitly goes into detail that she has extensive experience working on ships to the point where she had had a debate with Plutt at some point about how the compressor was going to fuck up the hyperdrive. And then the gag is that she "bypassed the compressor" by just ripping that shit out. The dialogue repeatedly establishes all this shit. And then the movie itself is literally just her running for her life for the first 2 acts, and then heroically managing to not die when the wounded antagonist isn't trying to kill her. Movie ends with her and her friends all fucked up and on the run. Compare that shit to Now THIS is PODRACING! and YIPEE and YAY IM IN JEDI SCHOOL NOW EVERYONE IS BREAKING RULES FOR ME Haha.
>Who taught her to fight like that? Fighting is not self taught.
I mean yeah it kind of is. And if you spend 18 years surviving by yourself as an indentured servant to a junker it's kind of normally assumed that you're going to be competent enough at hitting people with a stick.

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>Literally never struggles.
1. He struggled with separation from his mother, something that is actually relevant in the future films unlike Rey’s fiasco with “muh parents”.
2. He’s also a child and isn’t even a MC of TPM, Qui Gon is.
>Effortlessly destroy's the droid donut.
Stupid scene I agree but he actually had shown on screen piloting skills that would help him fly a ship with Artoo’s aid. Also him destroying the donut ship was mostly done by an accident.
>Everyone likes him for no reason
Only Qui Gon and Padme (instantly) really liked him, which kinda fits their characters. The jedi council were dicks to him, and Obi Wan didn’t like him initially either.
>He's literally space jesus. He's got the best force numbers.
Being OP doesn’t necessarily make you a Mary Sue. Also, he never really reached his full potential so there were quite a few Jedi and Sith that were more powerful than him.
>He's the only human to ever survive a podrace
Because he is a force sensetive.
>much less win one
Won one race after countless loses with Qui Gon’s guidance.
>A princess that's 10 years older inexplicably likes him
5* years, also she treated him like a child he is. As I said, it fits her character.

That is also a retarded backpedaling made by retards who don’t understand what midichlorians truly are.

>Literally never struggles.
Struggles for the entirety of 2 and 3
>Never understands stakes.
Didn't understand stakes due to being immature as part of his arc
>Yells yipee.
Does yell yippee.
>Effortlessly destroy's the droid donut.
Effortlessly destroys the donut while flying a ship with autopilot.
>Everyone likes him for no reason.
No one likes him except Obi-Wan and Natalie Portman and even they don't like him.
>He's literally space jesus.
He's literally space Jesus and yet still doesn't do anything with the Force until excessive and long training.
>He's got the best force numbers.
Yeah. He knocked some droids over. That really shows his strength with the force.
>He's the only human to ever survive a podrace, much less win one.
Source cited: ASS
>A princess that's 10 years older inexplicably likes him.
He's had some smooth pickup lines about angels and shit.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Mary Sue BY DEFINITION is uncorruptible. A character with a negative arc cannot be a Mary Sue. Anakin turns into a villain over his trilogy. Just please stop mouse.

George pls explain what they are

>Rey's entire first act is establishing her life and showing you why she knows all of this shit.
KEK, how did she learn droid and alien language, how to fly and fix the Falcon, how to use the Jedi mind trick and the lightsaber? i missed the exposition to this.

“I didn’t watch TPM” the post.

>you're kinda desperate aren't you?
said the hypocrite trying to defend baby anakin? Him yelling yipee is MARY SUE AS FUCK. He's literally never scared, he doesn't even really understand what he's doing, there is no sense of stakes or a threat to him. He just effortless, IN THE FIRST TIME EVER FLYING A SPACESHIP, wins the movie! Yipee!
>They clearly showed that it was more accidental that crazy piloting skills,
Yeah THIS IS MARY SUE AS FUCK. He just magically takes control of Autopilot and drives a fucking spaceship into another spaceship and blows up the core or whatever. Little faggot kid doing all this shit. But he's a boy and you're a boy and you're special so you don't have a problem understanding why he's special!
>BS, even Yoda first rejected him for being too old
Before Unrejecting because Jinny loved him so much for no reason.
>Now compare it with Rey arricing at the resistance base,
Weren't any space monks telling her she was The One. You're talking out of your asshole and you're making it unambiguously clear that "Mary Sue" just means "girl."

And how about compare it to when Rey is in the first act and she tries to smile at the monster she's eating next to and yells at her? Or how she's getting ripped off by Plutt? The entire first act shows her getting exploited and abused by everyone, and you're triggered that when the fantasy adventure starts the good guys don't just needlessly hate her? They gave baby Anakin a medal at the end of TPM.
>Yes, he is the chosen one of the prophecy
MARY SUEEEEEEEEEEEE
>they never pretended he was a nobody like Rey
ok so now you're saying that Luke is a Mary Sue.
>Yeah, that's what triggers jews
Making your protagonist author insert The One triggers anyone that likes good writing. It's hack schlock.
>Nobody likes you, how would you understand?
Project less little virginal prequel babby. No reason to get so upset LOL.

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Disney literally doesn't give a fuck, so you guys are wasting your time arguing about her 'character'

>KEK, how did she learn droid and alien language
she literally works for a trader at a trading outpost full of different types of aliens. And she literally makes a living working on robots. Everyone just knows all these languages. Luke is a moisture farmer and he knows Droid. Baby Anakin is a literal slave and he's literally programming and engineering them. But oh the gril knows thigns?!?!
>how to fly and fix the Falcon,
That's what the compressor dialogue is all about. She knows everything about the falcon. She's done work on it. She knows it's a piece of junk because it has a compressor fucking it up. Etc. It's very clearly established that she knows her way around all of that shit.
>how to use the Jedi mind trick
She gets mind raped by Kylo the scene before that. He accidentally revealed to her how it works. And she lived right down the road from the Church of the Force. There is no try.
>and the lightsaber?
It's not magic it's a lazer sword. She uses it pretty much entirely defensively for the entire thing, until kylo, again kylo is fuck up, gives her an opportunity and she has a use the force moment.
>i missed the exposition to this.
way more than anything that explains why baby Anakin can build fucking podracers and protocol droids and blow up the Droid donut and win the podrace and everything else.

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>She isn’t a Mar Sue because there is an explanation why she is a Mary Sue
Yikes, my friend.

>Everyone likes him for no reason

Mace windu never liked him. Hes the one to break the news he isnt to be trained. He even outright says he doesnt trust him.

yeah if the character is established as not being a fucking bumbling retard and they're starting at a relative level of competence THEY AREN"T a mary sue.

The entire premise of the original Mary Sue trope is that they're an author insert "operating above their station" for no real reason other than the author wanted their surrogate to do badass shit.

Like we start John Wick one with everyone ALREADY saying how he's the biggest badass in the world and he's the baba yaga and he's retired and cool and has a puppy etc. By your standard he's a Mary Sue. Everyone is a Mary Sue. Essentially any protagonist is a Mary Sue.

Just come to terms with the reality that all of this is only a meme for you because it's a girl and you have weird feelings about girls. There's no need to try and redefine what things mean just to justify your feelings. That's called psychosis.

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>she literally works for a trader at a trading outpost full of different types of aliens.
You mean everyone in that village speaks many alien and droid tongue? You'd think they should apply for a diplomatic job at the embassy instead scavenging for small food rations...
> And she literally makes a living working on robots
No, that is Anakain Skywalker in TPM. Rey is just a scavenger who retrieves pieces on old ships and sells them for food. It's like saying your auto car parts dealer is a skilled mechanic and racer.
>Luke is a moisture farmer and he knows Droid.
Luke doesn't speak droid you dumbass, it's C3PO who translates to him, and when he was in the X-wing, R2 is stranslated on his screen. Meanwhile Rey can speak with R2 and Chewie without any help.
>That's what the compressor dialogue is all about. She knows everything about the falcon. She's done work on it.
There's no explanation to that. Why did she work on the Falcon, when did she learn mechanics? Why did Unkar let her work on it? they don't seem to be friends and she can barely feed herself.
>She gets mind raped by Kylo the scene before that. He accidentally revealed to her how it works
Oh great, she downloaded the jedi v 1.0 program and now she's stronger than him, great writing. Why do they even need jedi school if you can download the program at once?
>It's not magic it's a lazer sword. She uses it pretty much entirely defensively for the entire thing
I have a baton I use to kick som scavengers with therefore I'm a skilled Jedi knight

>showing you why she knows all of this shit

Then why does Rey say she has no idea how she piloted the Falcon?

Feed me shellfish!!!

That's exactly what she is, a Kathleen kennedy self insert in the SW universe.

>He's the only human to ever survive a podrace, much less win one.

He is the only human who can podrace, but its used as a plot devive to spur Qui-Gon into testing him. It serves a relevance to the plot.

>character can’t be a Mary Sue because he/she isn’t a Selena insert!!!11
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CommonMarySueTraits

>ok so now you're saying that Luke is a Mary Sue.
Neither Luke or Anakin ar nobodies, that explains were their powers are coming from. rey is a complete nobody with unexplained superpowers just because Kathleen Kennedy decided to make a stronk empowered female character

>You mean everyone in that village speaks many alien and droid tongue?
yeah everyone in the Star Wars universe does m8.
>ou'd think they should apply for a diplomatic job at the embassy instead scavenging for small food rations...
being this tryhard

Just admit that you're a virgin. Just admit that all of this is because it's a gril. Just admit that grils give you weird feelings. You're only fooling yourself with all this autism.

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C3P0 is a standard protocol droid. You sound like that fake news cunt who wrote article about little black kid 'inventing' the computer, when he just bought parts and put them together.

A lotta effort to troll. I hope your a troll. If not dont breed

>hatches from a crewmember
>slaughters entire freight spaceship without taking any damage

Mary sue.

Yes

this is how I imagine all Yea Forums pedos, footfags, and capeshitfags look, act, and speak

>Selena
Meant self*

lmao she's a Mary Sue

>yeah everyone in the Star Wars universe does m8.
Go back to tumblr, you've never watched Star Wars

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Is that Ridley?

Alien cum whitenes human teeth and makes humans smarter. She's just a lonely scavenger on an alien world after all.

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yeah and Luke and Anakin are Lucas inserts. Most protagonists are. That's not an argument. They still established why the protagonist has these skills. They are connected to how the protagonist survived for the last 18 years. Easily established without any dialogue in the first 15 minutes. And then repeatedly supplemented throughout the first act and a half of the movie.

I don't have any problem saying that Rey is a Mary Sue. All of the star wars protagonists essentially are. Luke is some bored dipshit that stumbles into exactly the adventure he wanted. He just happens to be the son of space jesus, he just happens to be super magical, he saves the feminist subversion princess, destroys the hidden fortress, is magically a skilled pilot because he "used to shoot womp rats." Gets a medal at the end. Etc.

The thing I always notice though is that the retards that NEED to meme about Mary Sue tend to REFUSE to acknowledge Luke or Anakin, exposing themselves as hypocrites that are clearly only memeing about this because it's a girl that makes them uncomfortable.

Just be honest with yourself.

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>every one likes him
Entire Jedi council hates him. The only reason he ends up in Order is because Qui Gon is edgy contrarian and Yoda is sentimental turtle. Even OB-1 distrusts him.

>kindhearted princess likes cute little boy
Stop the fucking presses.

>If not dont breed
>permavirgins telling people not to "breed"

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Yes, she's your average britslag

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Anakin loses an arm, Luke a hand.

Whats Rey lost?

>Entire Jedi council hates him.
thank god the entire movie is about Jinbo falling in love with him LMAO.

And they you hypocrites look at Han not just murdering the protagonist of ANH and get triggered that "they like her for no reason reeee"

just be honest with yourself and your doctor.

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lmao get over her being a shit character

Yes and no.

Sword work is pretty much swing , block , dodge.

So long as you have quick reflexes and hand to eye coordination you can fair pretty well.

EXCEPT Footwork! If you have no clue about foot work and balance while doing the above then the trained guy will always win.

If you block a hard hit and your footwork is shit, expect to stumble; leaving an opening in your guard.

Rey should’ve been skewed easily
Source: 15yrs samurai arts
5yrs medieval sword training
3yrs fencing

Me thinking about Disney being left holding the potato on all these cold and cooling franchises

>He just happens to be the son of space jesus,
Tell me what's triggering you here. He has important lineage, yes, we aren't following a random shmuck in the desert who magically becomes the strongest Jedi ever seen just because he touched a lightsaber found in a fucking loot crate!

Got a fiancee. Stop posting, your a moron, Reys a joke, all the characters are. Vant wait to see Ridley carry a movie by herself. Oh, i forgot Rose Tico will be in the film.

Shes not even the most memed in her own film.

>TPM Anakin is a good character
>ANH Rey is a bad character
Come to terms with your virginity my dude. You're literally ONLY fooling yourself right now.

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you figured it out
his jedi fighting was the equivalent of meeting a girl and saying
>y-y-you too

The most retarded shit I ever read on tv, probably. And I read SU tranny propaganda here.

You forgot the power of her gaping vagina. It overrides every training

No he's a shit character as well. No need to project just because Star Wars is a shitty series with shitty characters

Anikan was conceived by space magic, he intrinsically gets to brilliant without any story criticism. Unless Rey was birthed from a Star Destroyers moist vagina, I don't want to hear another word.

>Got a fiancee
tits or gtfo m800
>Tell me what's triggering you here.
about George Lucas turning Darth Vader into Space Jesus because he's a dipshit narcissist?

Mostly just that it's bad, retarded writing.
>He has important lineage, yes
VIRGINAAL BIRTHHHHH
>we aren't following a random shmuck in the desert who magically becomes the strongest Jedi ever
Yeah like Luke? That nigga hung out for a week with a tiny lizard and apparently got stronger than Vader, who was training from being an 8 year old. And according to the autistic prequel canon they should have been being trained from birth.
>just because he touched a lightsaber found in a fucking loot crate!
Yeah like how Luke just happened to live right next to the dude that happened to train his dad, who happened to be Vader. Smallest "galaxy" ever.

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>Anikan was conceived by space magic,
MARY SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck tell my that you didn’t watch any of SW movies besides TFA and TLJ.

Rey wasn't in a new hope

Are you retarded?

Have you watched any of the movies?

Being a special flake doesn’t necessarily make one a Mary Sue, it’s about how they’re written. I already posted TV tropes page which describes most of Mary Sue traits.

>about George Lucas turning Darth Vader into Space Jesus because he's a dipshit narcissist?
HOW what's the connection between space Jesus and narcissism? George is an educated man who studied anthropology. Now go watch the stupid movies made by guys raised on stupid TV shows

GOTTEM

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How is he a Mary Sue for having natural proclivities towards piloting? He was raised from child in a ship maintenance shop and expected to work, and his abnormal reactions are explained by him literally being a divine conception. He's never just more powerful than anyone because he has to be, he loses many direct fights, particularly the one that turns him into Vader.

Space Jesus is not the correct terminology, more like he's a karmic shore. I suspect that the force would spawn a divine being in the force became unbalanced in either direction. The Jedi ruled when anikan came, but he also had to destroy sithis as well as the order to balance the universe.

>How is he a Mary Sue for having natural proclivities towards piloting?
LAZY WRITING GIVING AUTHOR INSERT MAGICAL SUPER POWERS FOR NO REAL REASON AND WITH NO REAL STAKES
>HOW IS THIS MARY SUE?
Why are you so fucking retarded?
>He was raised from child in a ship maintenance shop and expected to work
Rey was too m8. And she's 10 years older than him. She's not some fucking kid. How long does it take to learn mechanical engineering? Programming personalities into AI droids? Rocket science? This nigga is more technologically advanced than ALL of humanity, he's got multiple PhD level knowledge and fighter ace skills. And he's been a conscious person for like 5 years.

Honestly are you fucking retarded how is this difficult?
>and his abnormal reactions are explained by him literally being a divine conception.
THIS IS SHIT WRITING. HAVING A SPACE MONK SHOW UP AND BECOME STRICKEN BY SOME BOOGERFACED FAGGOT KID, TEST HIS BLOOD, AND THEN GO "OH MY YOU SURE ARE FUCKING FANCY AND SPECIAL AND DIVINE" IS THE MOST MARY SUE SHIT EVER. HE HAS NO ARC. HE JUST IS MAGICALLY AMAZING SPACE JESUS.

Oh but Rey didn't die. She's the real Mary Sue!

Just admit that you're a prequel babby hypocrite and stop. You're ONLY lying to yourself right now. And when you do this "not Anakin, definitely Rey" autism, you're just making it SUPER clear what your actual motivations are behind this shit.

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>GIVING AUTHOR INSERT MAGICAL SUPER POWERS FOR NO REAL REASON
not him, but isn't the entire point of the prequels that Anakin is super powerful and special
that's hardly no reason

>putting so much effort into lifting and turning a 'sword' that weighs a few grams
>this is akin to you lifting a small hose to soak your friend but using all your might to turn the hose towards him instead of just flicking your wrist fowards his direction

J U S T
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When the writer is a loon the protagonist can turn into a pink dinosaur.

>steals your chance to mourn your best friend's death with his wife
>nothin personnel kid

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She's a Mary Sue.

>not him, but isn't the entire point of the prequels that Anakin is super powerful and special
MARY SUEEEEEEEEE
"hey guys you like that badass in the original trilogy? look turns out he's literally space Jesus! Look at him effortlessly winning podraces and destroying the fortress in the third act without ever even breaking a sweat!

Like if you want to watch TPM in a vacuum, or you want to think about it in relation to the history of the series, it doesn't really make it less poorly written, ham-fisted, retarded, etc. It's SO FUCKING BAD on a very objective level. I will always be more forgiving of TFA because it was following some of the most autistic, disappointingly retarded nonsense ever. Like Rey is CONSTANTLY struggling and running away and literally drenched in sweat and making stress faces the entire time. She is constantly almost getting killed. She has a heroic escape in the first act, and she heroically doesn't die in the third act. She doesn't blow up the death star, she doesn't win any podraces, she doesn't get a medal at the end. Her journey starts with her being lonely and ends with her having a bunch of new friends that are all dead and crippled.

Even if you want to just excuse their ability to succeed in the movie as "they just have a bunch of space magic" she's the only one that is miserable while it's happening. Luke literally wishes for an adventure at the beginning, Anakin just gets swept up in one kind of thoughtlessly. Rey is the only one ever really conflicted by the call to action. This shit isn't really what Mary Sue is.

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>diversity turns out to be a strength after-all

What’s your rating in fencing? You HEMA fags are never any good.

He didn't invent the robot, he put together standard protocol droid parts

It's no more special than a kid building a pc in this day and age, you just put the bits together and plug the plugs in

BRUH calm down. It's just podracing

Idk man I'm of the opinion that as shot as the PT is, at least George Lucas made it. What ever this Frankenstein seat-of-the-pants creature that Disney is producing is not Star Wars.

>Look, I’m acting.
Imagine shilling for NuWars. I would have replied to you if I weren’t phoneposting right now.

MJ invented the robot. Everyone knows this.

hee hee

So, why all these jedi/sith retards use them as swords/sabers and not rapiers or foils?

>I suspect that the force would spawn a divine being in the force became unbalanced in either direction
I always took Palpatine's story about Plagueis being able to create life as a hint that he's the one that created Anakin.

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>hey grandson, im pretty sure you can do better then this alien looking bitch

Lmao you got btfo so hard you stopped quoting and replying to what he was saying directly. Fucking embarrassing. You just went "w-well just give it virigin face it haha" fucking kek

whatever you gotta tell yourself m80. You could just engage with argument instead of lapsing into metaconversation ad homimemes but I guess as long as you tell yourself The Other was btfo you can keep being a prequel babbie?
>You just went "w-well just give it virigin face it haha" fucking kek
Yeah that's the heart of this meme. You need to understand that it's incredibly transparent why you maintain all your autistic meme critiques about kid's movies. You're not really interesting or original enough to fully bother engaging with. It's been 3 fucking years of shitposting about this movie.
>Imagine shilling for NuWars.
I'm pretty objectively just interested in what makes movies good and what makes movies bad. I like arguing about this shit because it helps us all work out what makes movies work. It's frustrating when it's clear that youngfaggots like you only really think about filmmaking in terms of the politics of how to shill for them.
Lucas' wife was the only reason ANH wasn't a piece of shit. Empire was him throwing a sequel to someone that happened to make a great movie out of it. Jedi was him starting to creep back into the process and shoving teddy bears into the movie. The special editions where revisionist cancer. The prequels being ILM/toy commercials that were nothing like the OT were up there with 9/11 for coming of age moments for millennials. Fuck Lucas. Every impulse he's ever had was fucking dumb.

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Engage in what conversation? Im passing by reading the thread and noticed your back and for with him. Im commenting on how hard he made you his bitch with logical answers and he dumbfounded you so hard you stopped and just called him a virgin. It was a fucking embarrassment

The perfect organism.

don't care about talking about talking. Be less boring. Or be more interesting. Make less things retarded.

Be best!

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this
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>tits or gtfo m800
How are you enjoying your day trip to 4channel?

>posting filenames dating back 3-4 years

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Based Carrie called her Xenomorph at the set, her other notable nicknames were nigger, manlet, gook.
Bet you guys can assign those easily too.

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wtf...who the fuck was anakin? You're goddamn retarded.

>wtf...who the fuck was anakin? You're goddamn retarded.
Watch the movies you stupid zoomer, he was the chposen one from Yoda's prophecies.

>bashing TPM
>defending Mary Sue in TFA
Go get some rest Kathy, you look tired

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anakin did nothing wrong

Actually it was because Luke is a pacifist, he didn't attack her.

Rey doesn't beat Luke.

Rey beats Kylo Ren, after Kylo was "unbalanced" from killing his father and was shot in the chest by a fucking bowcaster.

Get off your phone and pay attention to the movies, for fuck's sake.

Formerly seed me hellfish

This. Disney killed the EU, Lucas Film is helmed by a complete incompetent, EA has exclusive rights to Star Wars video games, the toys aren't selling, and every single Star Wars movie is generating diminishing returns saved from being flops only by the tasteless chink market. The Last Jedi was the worst film in the franchise and the only nuwars movie anyone says is half decent is Rogue One which is a steaming pile of shit, just less pungent than other nuwars films.

It seems like forever but 4 years is NOT a long time, and we've seen Star Wars implode in that time frame, and the management at Disney and Lucas Arts are far too inept to course correct. After IX it's done. They'll still try to push it but the franchise is no longer magic.

Holy fuck are you a goddamn retard. 10/10 b8 though.

Solo is best of the Disney films, not RO.

Fuck off

he was literally the Chosen One you retard

that's pretty much confirmed in the EU but I don't know if its still considered canon

>Rey doesn't beat Luke.
She does in TLJ

>and was shot in the chest by a fucking bowcaster.

Pain makes Sith stronger. He hits himself in his wound.It makes Rey defeating Kylo an even bigger joke. Even Snoke calls him out on it

Reminder that every female force user needed training etc

Rey is the only exception to this rule, because she is a mary sue

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fill in the bubble

>small dings and large honkers
HONK hahahahahaha HONKHONK

"Obi-Wan fuck me"

>outpilots 3 of your trained pilots the first time she flies a ship
>Outshoots your trained soldiers the first time she shoots a blaster
>Outduels a trained sith who is drawing power from the dark side by punching his wound the first time she uses a lightsaber
>Can profiecntly use the force hours after learning she's force sensitive
>Gets comforted by Leia after Jan dies over Chewbacca despite her knowing them for a day
But redditors will say she isn't a Mary Sue.

Kylo ren isnt a sith, sorry user

>Rey doesn't beat Luke
That's actually true.

She "wins" by playing dirty, as she grabs a lightsaber in the middle of their stick fight which makes Luke back off.

>Rey beats Kylo Ren, after Kylo was "unbalanced" from killing his father and was shot in the chest by a fucking bowcaster.
That, however, is wrong.

Kylo completely overpowers her at the start of the fight, chases her around and eventually corners her. She's utterly screwed.
But then she's reminded the Force exists, does a few seconds of meditation, and suddenly obliterates Kylo with ease.

There's no "unbalance" or bowcaster wounds. It's just Rey who is totally awesome because she's so strong with the Force.

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>gets wet for mass murderer

Additionally, Injury doesnt matter in fights

Ventress got in a ship crash and was also emotionally distraught, yet duelled Obi wan and anakin competently

Kylo even beat his wound which I thought was a very nice Sith-y detail. Channeling the pain and all that.

>"hero" of the series
>hits an old man in the head from behind out of anger, knocking him to the ground

low effort bait

wasn't Vader in constant agony due to his injuries and the shitty suit Palpatine gave him? Kylo is a fag if he can't work through one blaster wound.

It’s not really that much different than Daisy having perfect teeth disputed being British

>"unbalanced"
Sure. Was Anakin ever balanced?
Sounds like a weak excuse.
>it wasn't my day and there was y-you know- there was something in my shoe and my ass crack tickled a bit

He was. Burns are not to be trifled with, they hurt like all fucking hell even well after you're no longer burning. You have to be submerged in cool fluid for the pain to go away.

And I also remember something about his suit being pretty poorly made. Then again, Palp didn't exactly have much time to put it together.

It was made according to budget. It beeped at intervals to annoy him.

Too long to be as good as it wants to be

>wasn't Vader in constant agony due to his injuries and the shitty suit Palpatine gave him?
No, that's just a shitty retcon to sell crappy books. Vader was obviously in no pain until the end the RotJ of course.

Who taught her to read?

Anakin isn't a Mary sue because he spends the back half of his life suffering.

Before that he loses his arm to duku

Chest huh? In the chest. Huh.

Dishonest arguments are tiresome, user.