If you know you know

Still trying to work out what movie I saw one time. It was a thriller and involved the fem mc stripping in front of a camera to try and get the attention of a hacker.

Demonlover maybe.

My young pee pee enjoyed that shit my friends. There was an incredible Asian movie where this emperor fucked these bitches and they did their tits in slow mo as they bounced on his cock. I'd love to watch that again. DAMN.

I remember watching tranny documentaries on SBS way back when they were an obscure oddity.
Yep, those were the days *sip*

>tfw they once showed a documentary from some nudist colony and a bunch of naked teenage girls around my age on screen

>tfw had a tv in my room but had to be ready at a moments notice to change the channel to footy or something if someone came into my room unannounced

>that one movie that was such a good wank that youd check the tv guide every week to see if it was showing again even though sbs would only show every 6 months or so
a simpler time
for me it was terremolinos 73

early 2000's was GOAT. i only had dial up so TV was my main source of fap material.

BB uncut
erotic tales
eat carpet

my favourite was the one where the black dude fucked his motorbike and the one where the chick sat on her bird.

>tfw trying to watch BB uncut live on 56k

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>being limited to 30 minutes unless you are on 3 mobile

i used to watch the live stream during IT class.

I can not believe there was a time in my life where my friends and I would watch foreign arthouse movies just to see a couple of sex scenes and a combined 45 seconds of tits.

>not the big titted polish lass getting seduced by the devil
I remember one in spanish and ive never come close to finding it. Single mother end her teenage daughter wind up with a turbo christian cult. The teen daughter winds up being reverded as they next virgin mary and winds up doing lots of anal with her ceremonial guard.

*instantly identifies a kid as cooler and richer than you*

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I had a nokia 3315 up until 2009

>Motorola all in Bourne movies
The only time I was a sucker for product placement

Still my favorite flip phone of all time. Truly a peice of modernity.
>sleek design
>tactile metal keypad
>2 color screens

I WANT TO GO BACK

>and a elephant fucking a french chick
for real tho?

I haven't watched TV in years, is there anything actually comfy on anymore

Do any channels do horror movies, especially in a block of movies anymore?

its a weird french art house film again time to fap

Mr helllll

>staying up till like 1am when you are 10 to see what the weekly show ‘Eat Carpet’ was because it had an R rating.

Ive been trying to remember a nip movie and maybe some weeb can help.
It was about a comedy about a slightly retarded lass who winds up working in a brothel. The jokes centered around her misunderstanding the clients and fucking up. It ends with her trying to fuck a dead guy back to life in a wheelbarrow. Anyone know it?
>mr hell
>quads
>harvey birdman
Good times.

Did anyone watch Robin and Friends before South Park?

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck man I remeber that last scene with the chick fucking the dead dude in the wheelbarrow! Cant help you with the name but that did actually exist.

>6:30 watch Hercules followed by Xena
>Flick over to Hey Hey It's Saturday during the ad breaks
>8:30 move over to SBS
>Des Mangan cult movies
>Jackie Chan kino
>Liquid Television
>11:30 go over to ABC to watch Red Dwarf
>Wake up the next morning and play SNES all day

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Does anyone else remember a Spanish movie called Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down? It starred Antonio Banderas and had a scene where the female lead fucked herself with a mechanical scuba diver in her bathtub

Old SBS was based. Kino every night, cool Docos, Top Gear. They also used to show Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law after South Park sometimes which was comfy.

>Friends
>Malcolm in the middle
>South Park
>Pizza
Monday night was goat. That was the best time of my life
>Tfw going to a Yowie swap meet on the weekend

American here, we love it

Anyone remember a show that I think was called Going Home, and was a light-soap opera drama about a bunch of commuters going home on some train every evening?

I was getting ready to watch Malcolm in the Middle (on VHS I think) right when 9/11 happened.

There was this European lesbian movie that was shown every few months. I think they were painters. It was hot as fuck

Just wanna use this thread to officially claim Julia Zemiro as my waifu.

God damm. I still remember Des Mangin saying 'fuck me dead' as the scene ended and losing my shit. better times.
I remember. Unremarkable but somehow very relaxing. One of those shows that weren't polished but you could tell everyone involved tried their best.

Eehhh, I can't stand her on Rockquiz. You can have her.

Jesus mate, you can have her.

Rockwiz was based tho: youtube.com/watch?v=1OZzRoZ4Pq0

I miss the nightly 6pm simpsons. Family Feud is fucking garbage, I just want my simpsons reruns back.

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I claim Janice Petersen.

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SBS Viceland has some good stuff on every now and then. This week alone they're airing After Hours, Upstream Colour and BASEketball.

Viceland is fucking garbage. SBS2 was absolute kino when it first started. It had the feeling of Classic SBS, but now it's zoomer SJW pandering nonsense.

I once jerked off to an SBS kino at a mates house while the other two were on couches meters away.

i used to jerk off to foxtel porn channels while my mum was asleep on the lounge

6pm timeslot sucked ass for the simpsons all the best jokes were cut and chopped out to protect the little zoomers watching.

>6pm nightly Simpsons
>7pm nightly Futurama

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This. SBS2 was my favorite channel, it had so much cool shit. The Feed was a red flag but Viceland was the end.

It was a simpler time.

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It's also full of imported Viceland programming from the US and Canada. Goddamn yuppie zoomer hipster nonsense.

Always jerked off as a kid to the late night foreign movies that were labelled "comedy"

>bubblegum crisis
>french /ss/
hell yeah motherfucker

Watching Bubblegum Crisis and NGE on your CRT TV inbetween bong hits.

>KINO

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I'll have Myf Warhurst on the superior music quiz show. She got big titties

>staying up late on weeknights to watch Voyager and Letterman on Channel 9

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congrats you made me feel sick

>No one remembers Life Support

youtube.com/watch?v=uPaZWM4bxrM

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I used to have to stand really close to the TV and have my finger on whatever channel 10 was so I could swap over to the simpsons. Nearly got caught so many times.

Sbs two has themed movies on Wednesdays and Saturday's. Horror from b to a grade pop up often.

EAT
LESS

flodders
the tit and the moon
and the one that got me the most which turns out to be pretty tame it's called la grande bouffe

Any you guys wanna take me to a nightclub teehee.

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everyone remembers this man this is beloved
when they changed one of the actors and one of the characters noticed but the others were calling him paranoid lol

the movies are fine and the european type of ones are still on often but late - like ending at 2am

Too modern for this thread mate.

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SBS introduced me to Jean de florette, so they are pretty based in my books

I remember watching the Japanese version of One Missed Call one night and it turned me into a weeb

Ninja Scroll made me think all anime ever was fucked up shit.

The funny thing is she used to go to Club Blink a lot back in the day

Hell she used to work at Utopia

the finger story is actually true.

oh that's hex? i thought it was fuckin kyle minogue. What the fuck does she have to do with 1999 sbs movies

Erotic Ghost Story played a significant part in my sexual development

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I remember a few shows but I was quite young
>eat carpet
watched it every week
>neon genesis and bubblegum crisis
first anime I watched
>queer as folk
almost vomited ever time i turned it on by accident
>anime movie week
>americana movie week

these things are the only real memory I have from this age , it all impacted me a lot

what story?

hex getting fingered in a sydney nightclub before she was on good game

>Of course we were fucking you morons

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My mate did it.

Just had a flashback to when Skins was on SBS during my high school years. Pure cringe.

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>almost vomited ever time i turned it on by accident
yeah me too. not just hurr i'm so straight posturing but, even though these days you're acclimatised to things, as a 15 year old or so hearing some fag say to another fag he just met
>you positive?
>nope, you?
>nope... so let's fuck each other's brains out
was literally sickening and left me kind of reeling in real life for a day or so like i'd witnessed a murder

lol closeted faggots

Before Queer as folk there was Oz so I guess I got used to the faggot shit as the story was fantastic

Hey bro prison sex isn't gay

I saw the shit dumping scene from Black Book on SBS. also a scene from an asian movie where a girl gets her nipples sucked on. good times

>stealing the rabbit ears so you could watch BB uncut and masturbate in your room
>nothing was ever shown

>when that one prisoner got his arsehole mangled with a spoon to prepare him for a raping
Horrifying

U wot m8

i still remember all the tits and vag i saw on BB uncut

I got a mate who was on the original production crew. he's a fucking sadcunt that has an unhealthy obsession with his hat (seriously, he shut down production one day because he thought someone stole his hat.. it was in his car)

the sound it makes when you snap it shut

*FLAPPP*

he's also illiterate which is more of a positive thing to say about him after everything he's achieved

I got his hat once. He gave it too me after Knee's of Fury in Darwin because I kept trying to buy it at auction.

Oz was on after or during not before

Fucking beautiful, there would be people who would write in to complain every week about it, not realising it was a comedy.

Dr. Rudie was pretty funny

Oz started 1997
QAF started 1999

SBS picked up OZ first

My bad

While waiting for my arthouse euro porn flick to come on as a young teen, they were playing the last bit of End Of Evangelion. Like the part where giant rei's head falls off. weird to watch with zero context. I watched the bebop movie and gits stand alone complex. Lots of cool foreign films got shown back in the day.

Also pizza, South Park, happy tree friends & friends, drawn together

Based boomer post. When I think of 2003, I think of nights spent watching SBS

My pal Rachid has a big dick

Mr Hell show was also based and redpilled for its time

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man, it's so weird seeing other anons that all had the same niche sexual experience with a specific tv channel at a specific time in a specific country.

When I was a teen and I mean 13 it was chennel 10 sunday, trying to bust a nut to Baywatrch than 90210 and then whatever movie was on channel 9 and then SBS

Fuck if I was lucky I'd bust 4 loads

My dad screamed at me once that my room smelled like a fucking brothel, being a young lad I had no idea what he meant

>My dad screamed at me once that my room smelled like a fucking brothel
Holy shit KEK

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Literally my puberty

Some of that stuff was pretty much almost soft core porn

I believe that was the the Aryan guy that had a gum transplant from a negro.

And look at it now. Viceland... yuck.

->weather girl
>almost always tits in foreign movies
I fapped consistently

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I distinctly remember seeing some foreign movie with a chick in a fountain fooling around with a fake swan. Anyone else catch that one?

Russian Dolls was guiltyfap kino during puberty.

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feels good man hey

I remember watching Neon Genesis with my dad at 9:30 on Wednesday nights

>sleeping over at cousin's house
>aunty is single mother so they're poor fags
>playing LOTR The Fellowship of the Ring trying to beat the Balrog with my older cousin
>his brother runs in at like 11pm
>"THERE'S A MOVIE ON SBS RATED R WITH HIGH LEVEL HORROR AND HIGH LEVEL SEX SCENES!"
>we all go into his room to watch it
>just remember this group of Chinese girls getting chased by pirates into a weird sauna garden area where they all get pretty graphically raped but then it turns out they're witches so they turn to dust and skeletons and curse the pirates
>in later sex scenes it's just one hot Asian girl and we all start rubbing our dicks on the screen pretending she was sucking them
>knowing it's stupid but also being pretty horny
>stayed up all night and finished LOTR after that

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based and also gaypilled.

SBS used to show absolute kino during that time.

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Hahaha

In Penrith??

Thursday Nights: vimeo.com/155909515

I want to go back

Australian public tv is so shit. Viceland, the drum, QANDA, those 2 smug morning news presenters, etc. Irredeemable.

People still watch that shit?
I can't even stand Aussie YouTube anymore

Still mad as fuck SBS2 turned into VIceland with all their imported stoner docos and stupid yank shit.

I remember me and my friend watching a gook movie back in the day on SBS where a guy had nipple clamps that shocked him as he cleaned the girls house, and another European romance one where a guy returned to fuck his ex I think? He brought tuna fish and his pubic hair was like a forest.

I have no idea what the movies are but incase anybody knows would be a fun trip. Also Gamera movies were fucking based.