Black screen. Show me again the power of the darkness Images flash of Vader from throughout all the films at his worst. Kylo Ren sits in a white room looking at Vader’s helmet. Lucasfilm Rey helps a little alien girl in a street who smiles when she sees her lightsaber and Rey shushes her with a smile. New character asks why they aren’t winning the war with the Jedi now on their side. Poe says it’s because of the Jedi we haven’t already lost it. This Christmas Finn creeps out of the leaves and is knocked down by a new girl. Hux salutes an older officer. X Wings fight Tie Fighters over an ashen landscape. Kylo Ren recoils in fear of something unseen. Finn punches a Daft Punk looking woman and dents her helmet. BB8 and a new droid roll on screen in front of Leia looking very worried at C3P0 and R2. The Falcon burns. Lando. Finn, Rey, and Poe in the cockpit of the Falcon. Black screen.
Unknown voice: And where do you come from, Kylo Ren? Lightsaber ignition. Star Wars Skywalkers
leia and han werent married. kylo is a bastard and his lastname is skywalker
Chase Davis
It ended in 1983. Everything else is just greedy, heartless, thoughtless lies. George shat the dead with everyone else.
Jacob Jackson
ANH ESB ROTJ TPM AOTC ROTS TFA TLJ .... ..... S
Nigga come on....
Camden Robinson
Gotta give it to Jew Jew.... Kylo's lightclaymore is one of the only cool things of Nu Wars don't (You) me.
James Bennett
Don't mind Kylo in general desu. It's just a shame that everything else is shit.
Adrian Cooper
>S >Not Sw >Or Ss
Bentley Cox
such a shame they decided not to take this franchise more seriously. i understand that the OT was pretty kid-friendly for its time, but in that time standards were very different. i mean, really, a yo-mama joke? i felt robbed by merely pirating TLJ.
Parker Torres
Only reason I'm still gonna watch this once it's out on home video is the fact Terrio wrote the script.
Xavier Torres
The Skywalkers ended in TLJ when Rian decided that Luke lived his life as a sexless incel that never had kids and thence committed suicide via Force Skype call.
Lucasfilm officially died on October 30, 2012 when George Lucas left the company. They should change the name to something more appropriate like Shitfilm.
Now question Does Rey somehow repait Anakin's saber or does she make a new green one like RotJ? Both variants suck ass blame Ruin Johnson
Jacob Torres
Leia is alive in the movie Reused footage and CGI
Jacob Perez
Possible titles:
Passable Tier Son Of Darkness (SOD)
Shit Tier Rise of the Resistance (RotR)
Anyone have any other else?
Robert Garcia
Star Wars: ROTI rage of the incel. Have sex.
Carson Stewart
more like ROI cuz there won't be any
Ryder Rodriguez
>The virgin blueballed lightsaber
vs
>The chad dollar dollar bill green incelslayer weapon
And don't get me started on how boring is the variety of designs on the ST: only kylo got something original an interesting.
Xavier Lewis
Star Wars - Adventures of Jarjar & wicket
Owen Anderson
I want Jar Jar Binks back at this point
In prequels, Jar Jar would do or say some stupid shit and Qui-Gon would tell him to shut the fuck up In sequels, every character is Jar Jar and no one is Qui-Gon There's no reprieve
