He goes to the theater alone

>he goes to the theater alone

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I'd like to try it, but I'm too scared of people thinking this.

>he needs to be surrounded by people 24/7 to feel alive

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Imagine being so deeply insecure you can’t do anything by yourself. Bet you still sleep with a nightlight

worked in a theater for 2 years during college. the employees will make fun of you more than any other theater goer, especially if they recognize you as the sad guy who always comes alone

>last movie I saw with someone was The Force Awakens
>motherfucker kept talking over and making snarky comments and dumb jokes like his favorite "youtube personalities"
What I trully pity, is people who go to the theather with company. These subhumans probably don't give half a fuck about the movie, they just want to get out and """socialize""" **staying still for two hours shooting dumb comments once at every ten minutes isn't socializing, so they fail both at watching movies and socializing at the same time.**

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>she sprays her drink all over the like a blissful retard

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I know this is a meme, but I like going to the movies by myself at like 11am. Its pretty chill if theres something worth seeing. Idk why anyone would go to an evening/night movie. Ever

I go to this shitty, hole in the wall cinema that charges $3 a ticket. I love catching a late night flick, then going on a peaceful night drive after. I'm a night owl and work nights anyway

>why would anyone go to a cinema after working time instead of at a time when most people work?
>why don't people spend their free mornings watching a movie instead of doing chores before it's too late?
I wonder, user.

Your friends suck cause you suck

I haven't been to the movie theater in almost five years.

it's true, i have no friends and went to the theater alone today, i didn't see a movie because there is nothing good playing, a poster there did remind me Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is coming soon, so i guess i'll go back to the theater by myself in July

>go alone
>cute girl 3 seats away from me is alone too
>during all the movie she is smiling at me
>smile nervously back
>swest during all the movie
>when the movie ends stay until the end of the credits to avoid her
>I leave when almost everybody left
>outside she is standing, waiting for someone
>from her smile and her waving I guess for me
>don't wave back, turn around and leave

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>tfw sleep with a nightlight because complete darkness amplifies the fuck out of your hearing

You fag, you were in

I usually go to a really cheap theater downtown where there are homeless and hookers on the street. The whole theater staff are Filipinos so I don't give a good fuck if they notice a thirty year old guy goes to see movies alone. I'm also glad cause no niggers work there either. The only white girl there is a cute looking dyke who knows I'm a regular and treats me fine. I got my setup there and get charged discount prices cause I go there on the reg. I've got my kinoplex to myself and am not judged. Get on my level faggots. Enough with the single policies memes that's bullshit.

i don't understand why people would feel uncomfortable watching a movie alone? i've done it quite a few times, especially when i was with my ex and we had different tastes in films / primarily stoner friends who wouldn't leave the house if it didn't involve bongs and nature documentaries.

Friendly reminder that chads like Don Draper and Tony Soprano watched kinos alone

I am a robot from /r9k/ it is even worse than being an incel. I was just too afraid because I knew I would fuck it up.

Why is the internet trying to shame single males from watching films by themselves in theaters now? It's like they want the whole film industry to fail too. Watching movies alone has been a thing since the 1900s but of course zoomers wouldn't know that.

Somebody make a virgin and chad guy meme where they make the guy going to the theater alone look like a chad.

this is fucking pathetic if true
zero sympathy

if true u deserve to be rapped by a pack of black gentlemen

>he doesn't go to the Opera alone so he can cry like a girl
Ridi, Pagliaccio!

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A fundamental sign of severe social retardation is the inability to enjoy something alone.