Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel

>Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel.
>Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. >Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."
>Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
Can someone explain this to me? What were Moore and Snyder getting at when they included this in their kinos?

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I told the paggliaci joke to a girl I was flirting with.
It was the last time I saw her.
Do you think this bleak story scared her ?
Did I fuck up ?

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She was a straight 9/10 with a thicc ass and double D tits

She's being blacked now, don't worry.

I hope not
What a waste that would be

And that's when I realized... my life wasnt a tragedy.... it was a comedy

you have to tell it with an Italian accent

Pagliacci from the Opera was a literal cuck.

Vesti la giubba

user, have you not realized yet? You were Pagliacci all along. The depressed clown lives within your heart.

Unironically what saved me
This pussy was so good it sent me down to the shadow realm. I m barely recovering now
She was honestly like no other girl I ve known before and she was probably the most beautiful girl I ever kissed
Didnt help that my life suck ATM
I ve could have slayed her that very night. She asked me if I wanted to spend the evening with her but they were a giant group of people i did not know and I had class early in the morning
>skip class all year
>the one time I m commited to going to class it cost me a 9/10 girl
Life truly is a comedy

>who watches the watchmen?
>who makes the comedian laugh?

whoa...

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>Vesti la guibba

Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor! (perhaps that could be 4channel's new banner slogan)

save that dear diary shit for reddit. anyone who stops going to class for pussy is a fucking idiot.

Do you know how hard it is to find a 9/10, smart and funny pussy ?
It's the first time I really had not to feign interest into whatever she was telling me for the nearly 10h we spent.
She also was a little broken and God knows how I love broken women
I guess I'm just a helpless romantic
> anyone who stops going to class for pussy is a fucking idiot.
Stops ? I would have just missed one day
It's not like I have trouble acing my finals every years while routinely skipping class for no real reason

Post her pic

I won't expose her on the net like that
Beside she is a true beauty that can't be captured on pictures
She doesn't really show her tits either. Took me two times to realize she actually had massive boobs.
That's how beautiful and modest she is. A face like a magnet.
Damn I should stop thinking about her I'm getting rilled up
Worst part is not knowing why she didn't want to see me again. Feels like I missed a good opportunity for nothing
FUCK BREEEEHS WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR
I
VE
TRIED
SO
HARD
AND COME SO FAR
IN THE END
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERS

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This hits close to home, shit

>Beside she is a true beauty that can't be captured on pictures
Yeah, she's ugly

this

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Anyone who thinks they need to go to class is a fucking idiot

S O Y
O
Y

Cringe you fucking LARPmonkey

No she is pretty on some pictures but it's not even close to witnessing her IRL
Also she hasn't got a lot of pictures on facebook to chose from
I think she legit underestimated her beauty level
Shit I used to have so much pressure trying to handle that hottie
Didn't help that she told me she was hit on constantly
Like this one time she waited 3 min in front of my door and she got a few guys trying to flirt with her
Goddamn why is it so hard when it matters ?
Why can't it be like in practice ?
Feels like I could be the biggest casanova if I had to flirt with a girl I didn't want
But when it's game time, ball of the match, your hands are shaking
Jesus forgive me I couldn't clutch
Jesus take me back to you
Jesus free my soul from this limbo

I'm the guy who lost millions in a stock crash reeeeing in the street
you the nigga telling me it's cringe
I don't fucking care at this point man

have sex, trancel

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The joke is a sure sign of low test, so she went on to find better genetics.

That's why he's the /pol/ mascot now.

>First Epic Fail Guy, the embodiment of a loser
>Then Kek, a German-Muslim slang for loser from WoW
>Now a literal clown cuck
Well, at least you can't say the CIA is humorless.

Damn, being inlove makes a man so weak. I'm glad I haven't been there in years

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>It's a comedy because the protagonist is a retard
Nope.

who shaves the barbers beard in the town where everyone is shaved by the barber who doesn't shave themselves?

We are living in a clown world HONK HONK

Women are dumb and have bad taste. You should understand that when communicating with them.

>Chooses class over pussy
>But women are the ones who are dumb and have bad taste
lol'd irl

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Cheeesuus, the intimacy thing is what fucks me most, it's fucked me big style over the years. I want human contact but DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.

It's supposed to be an insight into how people can appear to be happy and actually be depressed at the same time.

I think in this case it's supposed to be comment on how people can defend ideals using tactics that don't match those ideals. You can be living contradiction in that regard. I dunno

Imagine being a female thighlet. Worst tier

he did stab his wife and her lover on stage though, shouting "The comedy is over!"

If you actually did this then theres probably other weird shit you do that scared her away. For instance you sound obsessed based on your other posts

I tried but I failed !
Meme aside I feel like there is nothing wrong about the joke.
It came in contexte, she was talking about some guy who seem to be gleefull all the time but was actually kinda sad
SHIT SUCKS BRAH
My only mistake was to fall for her before she fell for me.
Once it's done I would have taken the upper position back
Once a women is in love she can be with a total no good jackass and she'll still manage to find him excuses
Once a girl is in love with you, you need to be pretty bad for her to ever dump you
I have a hard time coping with that
At that time I was pretty sure I would see her again hehe
Meme aside is there anything "weird" in the paggliaci joke ?
We use it in conjonction with self depreciating meme but I feel like it's perfectly normal story that people can relate to.
It's not like I went full joker on her
I just told the story like it is
> For instance you sound obsessed based on your other posts
Well yeah this is Yea Forums.
If I say nigger here it don't mean i'll ever say it IRL
I do have a tendency to become obsessed by various thing but I know it well and I tone it down in real life
But yeah I did a minor fuck up but she was fine the few day after
That's why I'm kinda obsessed. If she just didn't like me I would have moved on but I feel like I shot myself in the foot again

Pro tip: most women are not interested at all in deep poetry or self reflection

They just want to be told how great they are and get fucked by a man they have judged to have status in their eyes. Even intelligent women are slaves to their biology. Makes me laugh that we are letting them choose like we did when we were cavemen, when it means 90% won’t be passing on their genes and the ones that do will be genetically strong and not intelligent, which is a useless trait for modern civilisation

Treatment is simple, white man is in town, owes everyone many reparations

but doctor , i AM a white man

Um actually I’m Jewish not white so I don’t owe anything

But us whites should definitely pay reparations ;)

Man goes to see police. Says he's depressed. He's been attacked for his race and sexual orientation. Police say case is simple. "We've tracked suspicious purchasing history and camera footage and caught two Nigerians men. They work with Jussie Smollett, who they say paid them to attack you."
Man bursts into tears. "But police... I am Jussie Smollett."

kino

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>depressed loser who thinks he's funny

/pol/ incarnate

>I won't expose her on the net like that

Ugly or doesn't exist. Either way I laugh at your pain.

If you even remotely identify with this you have failed at life
Post tits

Basedman

part of the subtext of social interaction is that it's meant to be fun. she interpreted the joke as a request for pity, which is a turnoff for both genders. that's why what you did was a mistake: it wasn't her being a cunt.

Honk sneed honk kino honk honk bane

>If a gamer falls in a society does society make a noise

No.........but the gamer does. HAHAAHAHAH HONK HONK HAHAHAAH

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Failed at what life? Being a cog in the mass wagecuck society? The majority of people succeed at society but are fucking dreadful human beings. I can tell you this for certain - I have never been helped by these so called successful people but the “failures” are only too happy to come to my aid in times of need

It s funny how every user assume that I told this story while identifying as paggliacci
I mean I posted that specifically to see if people would jump to that conclusion.
When Rosarch tell this story he isnt talking about himself.
Tbf I kinda did it on purpose

Mate i think you're severely over analyzing this. It probably had nothing to do with the joke.

Yeah lol. I wanted to see if people would meme me as an autistic paggliacci poster irl

>vague and uncertain
How pleasant, meanwhile, one day contains the whole of my life.

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So he transformed in to a chad.

OP is a possible homosexual. Must investigate further.

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based and comicpilled

What about reparations to me for my Irish race? We were the niggers of the 2nd wave immigration in NY.
GIBS ME DAT!

Ha, jokes on you. I was only pretending to be retarded.

actually laughed

lol

>gamers rise: the post

Moore was paraphrasing quoting a famous Spanish poem from the 1800s. Snyder was just copying without understanding.