Looks like black hole kino is back on the menu boys
Looks like black hole kino is back on the menu boys
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I am glad we spent billions of our taxes to take pretty picture of some distant thing in space.
what else is there
Humans are explorers by nature. It's only natural for us to look to space. I think this stuff is exciting desu.
I'm in a black hole right now, ask me anything.
Your reddit shit was already leaked on /sci/
also you can go pop science post in
Was it billions?
.....
what did you want to do with it? Give it all to ungrateful niggers so they could just be more lazy and spoiled?
>spending billions of dollars flying to an empty rock and taking pictures of a literal void of nothing
"MUH SPACE" redditors are a special kind of retarded.
So a black hole looks like a black hole?
Them gubment shud be givin mo money to dem programs and shieet for the community
Yeah, how dare they use your tendies money to explore something we know little about.
it was a shop
>making better infrastructures
>giving better stuff to our armies
>building new stuff
You son of a bitch you got my hopes up.
It's not like America had ever invested that money in their welfare state, their educational system or their health care. At least investing it in research is somewhat useful.
Black holes suck in light how did they take a picture of it
We're never getting to star wars/trek space travel in our lifetime people 80 years ago thought we'd have flying cars by now. Our rockets are primitive garbage.
giving gibs to minorities for existing is the epitome of all civilization.
>rat done bit my sister Nell
>with Whitey on the moon
>her face and arms began to swell
>and Whitey’s on the moon
>I can’t pay no doctor bill
>but Whitey’s on the moon
>ten years from now and I’ll be paying still
>while Whitey’s on the moon
Isreal
The fuck do we need armies for?
Intersteller travel is purely scifi even if we traveled at light speed, the idea that a civilization could stay in contact over that kind of insane distance doesn't seem even remotely possible but at our current level we could colonize this galaxy somewhere north of a million years, which is nothing in the grand scheme of things. We should be doing this today.
Fuck I meant intergalactic. I'm a retard.
t. doesn't understand the fucking wealth of technology that came from the first trips to the moon
This
We could have given that money to poor black people to buy jordans with
>NASA says they can't go to the moon alone
Lol? But didn't they "go" to the moon 60 years ago? Or are you saying we don't have the technology to go to the moon despite being 60 years since we've "went"?
If black holes suck in everything how did they take a picture of it without sucking in the camera?
checkmate atheists
For Earth life to survive we have to explore space to find suitable rocks for us to colonize. We will of course eventually run out of resources here. I don't think that means we'll be traveling around like Picard or anything, but we could seed life onto probes that we shoot all over the place and hope one eventually seeds a planet or moon with life.
But unless we can find something in our solar system advanced life as we know it will of course die out on Earth. Probably in the next 300 years.
>Bitching about the goobermant spending money on space travel while the fucking Vietnam war is going on
Brilliant, Mr. Heron
Nasa in the 60s:
Top of ex-nazi and ex-soviet scientists
Nothing natters, just be smart and build a rocket
Nasa today:
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
LET'S FIRE A SENIOR MEMBER FOR MISGENDERING SOMEONE ON TWITTER
"THE GOAL OF NASA IS TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE MUSLIM WORLD"
This is the true red pill. The moon landing wasn't fake, modern "scientists" are just much worse than the ones back in the day you were allowed to smoke and boys didn't grow breasts from the pesticides in our food
For Mars to survive they need 500 million immigrants from Earth
This. That's another billion we could've given for Israel to defend herself against the palsistinean horde.
Have sex.
Maybe we can send them Africa? I mean after all, it was likely Martian life that seeded Earth all those years ago. It'd only be right for us to return the favor.
Nailed it.
Get the fuck outta here, Yea Forums
No, cut taxes and government spending.
The only sane thing to do in this clown world.
>who gon feed my chi run?
Unironically, what knowledge do we even gain from this?
those things don't happen anyway, if you don't spend it on space shit you just give more tax cuts to rich people
God I hate them whitey ass crackas, me gon rape me sum whyte bitch tonite
Probably budget cuts. It's entirely possible they are just inept. All they've done since is fuck up.
The life seeding thing doesn't make sense unless it was some ancient alien Prometheus shit. If life didn't naturally develop here how come it did on Mars?
fuck you make me.
We should've never made the moon a goal. Just a single discovery out there could completely change humanity forever but it fails to capture the public's interest when it's not a fucking tv spectacle.
You're limited by thinking in current terms.
As soon as we can upload our minds into artificial bodies none of this is a concern anymore.
Hell, we don't even have to upload our minds at all, just create an advanced AI.
As soon as this is accomplished time constraints of space exploration are no longer relevant and you don't need "life support" or an "earth-like" environment. You don't need air or to grow food and so on.
Such an artificial mind would be far less squishy and far more durable with backups and shielding and so on..
The only really limiting thing at this point is how fragile we are and how short our lifespan is.
We know nothing about Mars so who knows how life began there? But there's a better than average chance that the life that seeded Earth was Martian. It's the easiest explanation.
To be honest I'd rather the government dump all that money into a hole and set it on fire than give it to lazy subhumans
BUZZ
Great
More government spending
the collapse of the american economy couldnt come sooner
The American economy is booming where you been?
Have Sneed.
The government can print it's own money, and what do they spend it on? To get whitey into space to look at some fucking rocks, but they wouldn't give a single cent to starving black children
Once we in charge, we make all the money so we can live like kings, and all the whitey will be our slaves
>it cost NASA $20-25 billion to go to the moon
Damn. NASA's 2019 budget is $21.5B.
>The only really limiting thing at this point is how fragile we are and how short our lifespan is.
We should be funding anti-aging research and not this space exploration bullshit.
People are absolute retards for not making this the number one priority, holy fuck I hate leftists.
>t. trumpfaggot
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kys kike
>Once we in charge, we make all the money so we can live like kings, and all the whitey will be our slaves
The worst part about this is that you did your best to shitpost, but unfortunately there are people out there who actually think like this.
I saw some bluecheck retard celebrity on twitter calling for reparations the other day.
> Anti-aging.
> Not going all innerspace as immortals.
Yeah but 19.0B is spent on the weekly gay pride parades
>wanting to spend even more time living in a society
>wanting rich boomers to become immortal cyber-boomers
And that was $25 b over the course of 11 years, including all the R&D. Literally no excuse for the current lack of space travel
LONDON
just think of how many packs of menthol cigarettes, 40 ouncers, and buckets of fried chicken those billions could have bought, oh lawdy!
An organic form is too fragile and "squishy".
Far easier to upload a mind into an artificial body which can be durable and the mind can be backed up or copied or augmented as needed.
Wow the left really cant meme.
NASA went to the moon...
But it was the wrong moon.
MY SISTUH CAN'T PAY NO HOSPITO BILLS BUH WIDEY ON DA MOON
>calls me a jew
>literally supports every bad thing the jews did to the economy
LMAO
>wanting to die
If you wanted that you would have just killed yourself already.
>Far easier to upload a mind into an artificial body
dumbest fucking idea ever
even if it's possible it can only happen after we effectively cure biological aging
>trump loving kike can't even recognize a right wing meme
is it comfy?
>picture of something that not only doesnt emit light but actually sucks in any light
cant wait to look at a black picture
yo
just had a 1 billion IQ idea. what if...we sent ALL the jews to colonise mars, forget some shithole patch in the desert they can have an entire home PLANET of the "chosen" peoples and fuck off. and then we can send all the brown ppl there too, to be their workers.
Oh shut the fuck up, the vast majority of this country's spending is social services, boomers alone suck up like 600 billion A YEAR in boomerbucks. Fuck off already with this garbage, we need less parasite spending not more
>black people are the reason I don't have more money
are capitalist bootlickers the ultimate cucks?
I don't want to die but I don't want to live for 200 years either
Capitalism and Socialism are the some globalist ideology
Big Science dies with Whites.
Technological civilization will cling on for a hundred years after that, then it's a slow walk to the next mega-extinction and the death of whatever troglodytes replaced humans.
I'd rather burn money than give it to niggers.
this is so fucking retarded. the money isnt gone you just give it to some dudes as salary who in turn buy stuff and pay taxes. you dont lose any money, in fact its gr8 for the economy
>reading comprehension
they opened another black hole behind the camera so it would stay still
why not?
you would look and feel as if you were 20, all of your mental problems would be cured,
why the fuck not?
shocking thread. why is Yea Forums full of literal retards?
>capitalism is why I don't have more money
Anti-capitalists are the ultimate bootlickers and enjoy being poor.
>these people are in this thread RIGHT NOW
have space
I know right.
They think mass immigration is BAD or something. What a bunch of retards.
>libcucks
>Capitalism and Socialism are the some globalist ideology
>let's just copy the right wing memes and switch out the images
embarrassing
The economy and job market are unironically great right now. If you're not taking advantage by making and saving you're doing it wrong.
also notice how as soon as you call them out, they freak out and leave the thread lol
>more cgi
How did a thread about space kino devolve into this? Is it because the hole is black?
>video obviously trying to co opt honkler to say something about drumpf
>no animations or original spin on honkler just a number with clown music, lazy as fuck
ergo the left cant meme
>the unemployment rate is the only thing that matters in the economy
lmao living standards for americans have constantly decreased since the 70s
Just because the GDP goes up doesn't mean shit.
Also Trump is probably going to do QE4 so the dollar will collapse probably.
We spend a trillion dollars a year on welfare and what does that get us?
>t. gibmedats
% chance you are white: 0
I already saw interstellar
The owner of that channel makes countless pro right wing videos.
Also whens the last time you heard a leftist giving a shit about the debt or unfunded liabilities.
Fuck off leftist false flagger.
No no, he meant that he is inside a black hoe!
More poor people lol
>thinks the unemployment rate is an accurate measure of the economy
Yikes breh. If you're too retarded to understand why it's booming that's on you.
How did you not get fucked in the ass by the tax law changes this year?
You’re either making hundreds of thousands of dollars or nothing.
if you just executed all NEETs we would be probably exploring new galaxys right now
I went from 49 to 70k this year and my take home increased roughly about the same amount my taxes went the other way. I haven't spent much time on it but if I had to guess I was mostly unaffected by the tax changes.
I bet you can't you pathetic cuck
I'm not gonna watch anymore of your videos dude. Just take the criticism and move on. I'm sure if you practice hard you'll pick up a sense of humor.
>>thinks the unemployment rate is an accurate measure of the economy
you do though
this is why you're an idiot and the economy is a big ponzi scheme
can't wait for the dollar to collapse under trump and braindead leftists blame it on the free market which results in hardcore leftist policies being implemented
you federal reserve supporting cucks did this to yourself
This but replace NEETs with jews, liberals and black ppl
Also, most people mad at the tax changes are mad that their refund is smaller without realizing that they're taking home a larger % of their paycheck every couple weeks.
Why are you so mad that you got btfo by right wing clown memes? lol
I don't want to live in your communist utopia where I work for food and clothing rations every day.
yikes
FUCK DRUMPF LETTING ME KEEP MORE OF MY MONEY
cringe
So this is the power of left wing memes.
Yikes.
t. NEET
>u mad
t. the guy sperging out over politics and calling people kikes just because they don't find his wet blanket OC funny
This was NASA during during the Mercury/Gemini/Apollo era....
And this is NASA today.
Notice anything?
you say that like it means something
t. anti semite
>he's this mad that he got btfo by right wing clown memes
lmao
>tonight
Is that an Asian channel?
I though this was going to happen in like 8h?
It probably allows you to keep your body free of knives and bullets.
>t. kike
I'm not gonna fundamentally alter myself, I would rather live and die as I naturally am
Have sex
>he's still instantly replying
Gotta get the last word to prove you aren't mad huh
take it my friend it's all yours ;^)
we had a much more successful society without the welfare state
LOL Why?
Your reasoning is illogical.
I'm no scientist but aren't female brains inferior when it comes to physics
Who are you quoting?
>operating solely based on logic
Ok robot man
most of the time, yes
I'm not operating solely based on logic.
I'm operating on emotion, but I guide my emotion with logic.
You're an idiot and there's no reason to kill yourself if the technology exists to repair your body.
Now what would give you that idea?
Thinly veiled hope solo thread, disgusting.
It's not killing yourself to not unnaturally prolong your life. Consider the current state of the Earth. Imagine all those seven billion people living for like 300 years. Imagine the waste and garbage. The overpopulation from people just not dying. I also believe in a natural order and I'm not gonna step outside it and try to transcend humanity. I believe a natural born human is far better than anything a lab could cook up.
That is the patriarchy that kept women out of science because their masculinity was threatened
umm what the fuck its 2019 now
Oh wow, it's nothing.
>unnaturally
why are you commit the naturalistic fallacy?
also taking anti-biotics is "unnaturally prolonging" your life
>Imagine the waste and garbage.
This is a completely different argument, but advanced recycling techniques that break down everything to it's component parts would have arisen, also we would have colonized the moon by then
>natural order
Pseudoscientific garbage.
>I believe a natural born human is far better than anything a lab could cook up.
How? They're prone to being destroyed by time alone. That's pathetic.
>NASA budget doesn't even cover a fraction
>would be spent on stupid shit that doesn't help the military anyways
>lmao
We're only seeing the "shadow" of it. Light comes from certain angles on the other side of it and sling around kind of like comets that sling around our planet. So we'll see the outline of the shadow and the accretion disk, which is a wring of dust and gas (brap).
Imagine being so fucking stupid you don't even know what inflation is.
Taking antibiotics isn't really comparable to using gene therapy or cybernetics to live forever. I also really don't want to live to see the whole earth covered in crowded megacities and I don't feel like living for several centuries. What am I gonna do, spend 100 years working to make some rich fag money? Death is a part of the life cycle and it's extremely arrogant to think humans should be exempted from it.
left cant meme
Have sneed
>Taking antibiotics isn't really comparable to using gene therapy or cybernetics to live forever.
it's exactly what you said though
it's "unnaturally prolonging" your life
you would have died from an easily treatable infection
>I also really don't want to live to see the whole earth covered in crowded megacities
Why not?
What if living standards were much higher than they are today?
What about space exploration?
Wouldn't you want to colonize mars and the moon?
>What am I gonna do, spend 100 years working to make some rich fag money?
typical lefttard thinking in today's economic terms
we would probably have a 1 day workweek by that time, you're an idiot
>life cycle
another retarded fallacy
there's nothing "natural" about life or death and you're an idiot for thinking so
>extremely arrogant
arrogant towards whom exactly? LOL
Man you people are dumb.
Whatever then retard live to fucking 1000 I'm gonna take a forever nap, I'm sure you'll end up in a sci-fi paradise and not a dirty crowded hellhole
By "we" you mean us then yeah sure. But for future generations it is entirely plausible which is why they gotta make progress even if our selfish ass won't care just because it won't affect our lifetime.
Lose weight.
>lmao living standards for americans have constantly decreased since the 70s
Coincidentally we've also been importing more and more poor third-worlder cattle since the 1970's.
I wonder if that's done anything to lower the "average" living-standard?
Israel
>are capitalist bootlickers the ultimate cucks?
Considering the Capitalist countries are, invariably, richer than all the Socialist and Communist ones: No. I don't think that they are, commie.
Why are we not flying to space anymore?
Where is the second moon landing?
Where is Mars expidition?
Fuck Jew lords they only spend billions to sell stupid iphones
Just film another space exploration movie to distract masses from the thing that we didn't achieve shit in the new century
We're so insignificant. If we can even play a tiny role in keeping the line moving we will have done our job.
Also, if there's aliens reading this abduct me please. I'm so done with this place.
>I'm sure you'll end up in a sci-fi paradise
I will though lol.
You replied to me as if I don't 100% agree with you.
Filming space exploration movies actually promotes the masses you know
Careful; A lot of black welfare queens are "NEETs", technically. Are you racist or something?
>be NASA
>spend billions a year on coke, whores, and subpar rockets from the 60s
>get given free research by inter-dimensional beings passing out little scraps to their obedient dogs
>pass it off as your own discovery and make documentaries about it
lmao. I like how the Greeks and Norse and Egyptians and probably a bunch of others all describe the creation of the universe as pretty much a black hole, then our scientists “theorize” what we eventually confirm. how very coincidental.
Hurry up and die you stupid boomer
>promotes the masses
For what?
We need to do it in reality.
Not escape it through movies ang games
Wow this thread went to shit rather quickly
I don't like government spending money on niggers or alien space niggers. Keep it in the hands of Anglos.
we’ll work on the language but i like your solution my good man
It's not like fucking Hollywood is the one who launches rocket anyways
It inspires kids to become scientists and put public pressure on those things etc etc
were you expecting a calm and collected discussion about black holes? On Yea Forums? THEE /Television and Film/ board? The website formerly known as Yea Forums? Personally? As in, “Dear Mister user, Dear Mr user of Yea Forums from the website formerly known as Yea Forums? The way user tells it, you don’t want just some random conversation picked from a pile of assholes? The way user tells it, y’all want a correspondence. The way user tells it, y’all was expecting accountability. Now accountability, that’s almost like being on reddit...
Life even tiny has a significant meaning and even purpose in the universe.
Life is a member of the class of phenomena that are open or continuous systems able to decrease their internal entropy at the expense of substances or free energy taken in from the environment. According to physicists such as John Bernal, Erwin Schrödinger and Vladimir Vernadsky. As opposed to the inert non-living objects by self-organizing and self-replicating we are capable to sustain entropy decreasing not only internal in ourselves but in (of course if proposed a very large scale) an external one.
Meaning that we are probably the only real thing that stands between the universe and it's Heat death. Just think about it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
user, you really think an user, dragged out of Yea Forums, with feels and no gf, is gonna have a conversation like it’s reddit?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah he baited me, too.
But they only remake well known shit to make it worse and cash in on it - a black hole remake could have potential to be better than the original, so we will never see it.
Where do you think we all are, brainlet? You can't get something from nothing. A black hole swallowed some space meme and we were ejected out the other side of it. It's why we know for certain that black holes don't even exist in our universe. You can't have a black hole inside of a black hole because it wouldn't work, it would be like trying to eat your own head.
People 80 years ago wouldn't have thought we would be on moon ya retard
Hey bro it's 2019, you can't use facts in any discussions only feelings bruh.
Imagine thinking that you just can hire someone based on their skills to do the job and not based on their sex, race and religion, how could you run a business that doesn't focus on having a diverse staff rather than reach your goal of going to space.
Your probably a white straight male.
>if you don't support REDDITASA you must support niggers
hmm
YAYAYAYAYAY I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE! A BLACK HOLE ZOMG!
>black hole
>is a black hole
OK THIS IS EPICSAUCE FOR THE WIN, THATS GONNA BE AN UPVOTE FROM ME, SCIENCE FUCK YEAH BUUUUURP GET SCWIFTY MORTY I FRIGGIN LOVE SPACE
You won't see the black hole itself, you see light bending around it, and an absence of light where the black hole is.
Look up how many innovations we got from going to the moon you fucking retard
Learning more about the universe you live in is never a bad thing
Just the fact that you're exploring and pushing humanity further and further improves our knowledge, understanding, and wisdom, and in turn improves our lives
If you don't like it go back to the fucking dark ages when everything was explained with fucking magic you nimrod
handies
Actually, some did. 80 years ago, WW2 started and we had rockets. There were SF movies about going to the moon on a rocket long before that too.
With a camera
Duhhhh
Falcon 9 is launching American astronauts this July.
Luna and Mars landings are in early planning stages, but how soon they happen really depends on the development of upcoming super-heavy lift rockets. With some luck we'll at least be back on the moon within the next decade if not in the first half.
Yeah well we were on the right path but then niggers pointed out that they chilrun need Ta be fed and shortsighted corporations pointed out that space exploration is not profitable so now we're fucking stuck on this rock so say thank you when you get the chance
>The government can print it's own money
The Federal reserve, despite its name, is not a part of the government.
>Going to the Moon wasn't one of the chief reasons the Nazis mastered rocket science
The Nazis were around for 12 years. Six of those years being spent fighting a world war on three fronts and they STILL managed to shape what we have now. Part of me thinks Hitler's meme about a thousand year Reich wasn't a meme at all and was entirely possible. It's a pity that Jews are literally the cancer of humanity and their "if I can't have it, no one can" mentality has done nothing but hold us back.
Try to ignore it as much as you like, but the facts more than speak for themselves. You don't even have to take my schizophrenic, racist, bigoted word for it, you're on the internet where you can find the answer to nigh on anything you like. But the question is whether or not you want the truth or you want to be happy, it's sort of the reason behind the redpill and bluepill, but I'm sure you've seen the Matrix and understand that meme already.
>no you !
the post
6 hours niggas
what are you expecting?
Nice user. Very good.
isnt this it, though?
Based.
Fuck spacecucks and science nerds.
not sure why it's a surprise. People have been depicting what black holes look like down to fine details using physics. the light from a star is stretched out as it enters the event horizon creating a soft ring as it spirals around as it eventually disappears into it. So basically just like every "artist rendition" out there.
It's nothing new.
shopped from an earlier picture
First image isn't dropping till 9am EST today. Not sure what that pic is but that's not what they're releasing as the photo hasn't been made public yet. 6 more hours.
They are taking their time, because they have to photoshop out all the Africans in spaceships
>In the begining there was only chaos. Then out of the void appeared Erebus, the unknowable place where death dwells, and Night. All else was empty, silent, endless, darkness. Then somehow Love was born bringing a start of order. From Love came Light and Day. Once there was Light and Day, Gaea, the earth appeared.
How did the Greeks describe the Big Bang theory thousands of years before it was theorized?
Low IQ morons only care about things that have immediate impact in their day to day lives. They find anything more esoteric or forward thinking wasteful. Why spend millions on investigating the universe we live in when those millions could have gone to israel, lined senators pockets, or been given to a bank manager as a bonus?
Ok here’s your 1/20 of a penny back if you don’t like it user.
Which is about 6.8x the amount. It would need to be 11x the amount. We spend more money on the current space program than we did back then. Not that it matters; movie sets aren't that expensive.
I can almost guarantee that primitive man was visited by beings from another planet and maybe even interdimensional beings
Their advanced tech could only be described by prehistoric men as "magic" and "miracles" and stories of their visits be passed down through generations, possibly with embellishments describing them as "gods" or "genies" or leprechauns or such
Better than giving resources to starving african niggers so they can overpopulate and migrate everywhere
But we already know what it will look like Karl Schwarzchild's solution.
It'll look pretty much identical to this, only extremely low res and fuzzy and one side might be brighter than the other due to the doppler effect of light, but it's probably going to be far too fuzzy to see that.
you can almost guarantee huh? I guess that's how it is then.
Fucking retards watching too much television. You're probably American too.
Yeah but we had to spend all those billions on it cuz muh niggers
lets go to this planet right next to this black hole and not just any black hole a real WHOPPER , what could possibly go wrong?
How else can you explain so many stories across so many cultures being so similar?
>I am glad we spent billions of our taxes to take pretty picture of some distant thing in space.
>Schwarzchild
Probably as real as Einstein's relativity
cultural exchange, humans being the same everywhere. It's not surprising many cultures would end up with similar creation myths involving eggs or water or whatever. People believe in gods and miracles today, that doesn't mean we get visited by aliens. It's in human nature to make stories to answer the unanswerable.
Aliens are just not likely at all given the distances involved.
>I am glad we spent billions of our taxes to take pretty picture of some distant thing in space.
Did you know that understanding long-term benefits is a sign of intelligence?
Or you could continue being a stupid monkey and only worry about things that benefit you immediately.
Basically this. If anyone tries to invade Japan then the U.S. will protect us.
He just wants a wall bro. and sex. and a jawline
Is that Moe in the black hole?
Sneed
This, we should spend more money on Israel.
>all the angry scripted replies you're getting
lel that image is too accurate
This so much.
Find Maddie McCann first
Short-sighted idiots like you will never understand that understanding how things work can benefit humanity beyond the immediate benefits
What if one of our innovating ancestors would have thought like you?
>"spending all that time and effort learning how plants work so we can farm them when there's fucking wild plants we can eat growing everywhere"
>"spending all that time and effort and money developing a printing press when we can write shit by hand"
>"spending time and money understanding how the human body works when I'm perfectly healthy right now"
Tldr idiots like you are what's holding humanity back, congratulations.
It's the men who looked up at the stars and wondered what they are made of that have built the world we have today.
The simplest answer is that you're looking at the light orbiting the black hole.
Just outside the event horizon gravity is still ungodly strong, and light can barely escape it. You're looking at it doing just that.
this guy gets it
science nerds btfo, permanently
>implying technology and advancement are good
>implying primitivism isn't the way
>inventing the printing press is the same as (((NASA))) peddling lies
Oof
Fuck niggers.
In your own words, what "lies" have NASA peddled?
almost as big as a BBC
Shave legs.
Yea well go find a forest and live in it you fucking stupid monkey
>not knowing how many innovations we've gotten from the space program
Have you always been this stupid or did you eat paint chips as a child? Did your mom drink during pregnancy?
Why is there such a parade of brainlets ITT?
Must be Europeans.
>Must be Europeans
Ironically most of the "NASA lies" autists are American
>NASA was good in the 60s, so NASA is good now
Is that pic you?
>It'll be underwhelming. It'll be shite. They'll have to do a bit of Photoshop on it to make it look more interesting. Colour it in a bit.
Ah ok I thought maybe the europoors are still salty cause you know AHEM we're playing fucking Mario Kart on Mars while they are still stuck here on Earth and being invaded by desert niggers
I mean I understand I'd be mad too if I wasn't American and the US was basically head and shoulders above the rest of the world.
it's that time of the year when nasa must justify its budget and existence again
>american education
they took a picture of ur mum's a-hole lmao hehe
Got us to the moon.
Where has YOUR country gone (besides down the shitter)?
Hahahaahh
>I’m upset that physics experiments that could advance the human race are being paid for by the government instead of privately owned corporations
Japan are bombing asteroids m8, driving a glorified RC car on mars isn’t special anymore
id rather waste my money on black holes than on black "people"
The average Finnish person probably has a better life than the average American person. You just have the super rich top 1% and the super military which doesn't increase the quality of life of the average citizen.
Good for them I applaud them not like the salty bitch made euroqueers who are busy getting raped by sand niggers and can only be salty at countries that are actually pushing the boundaries of human knowledge.
Good old Japanese I'm very happy for them I'm serious when I say that.
I wish somebody could join us up here at the top, carrying for the entire world is difficult.
what the fuck, the EU has a space program too
so do the Russians, the Chinese and the Indians.
>t. mutt with a government that drastically overspends in the military
Nazis were too invested in pseudoscience and dumbfuck wunderwaffe
Hardly the pioneers of science, fuck off
your astronauts are using Russian rockets to get to the ISS lmao
Decimals and fractions are jewish usury tricks
>Europe has a space program I swear we do
Sure you do little guys, sure you do
Now China I know has potential
>buh mu Finnish commies
You know I keep hearing that but my life is great I make plenty of money and I couldn't imagine being happier so if people think they're living better than me then good for them but
BUT
Where are the Finnish space rovers?
When's the last time the Finns took pictures of FUCKING pluto?
Oh they're still too poor or stupid to do that?
Shame. Could've been first!
By the way
Yeah you're welcome, it's because of Americans you know what pluto looks like assholes don't thank us TOO much
Finns are too busy attempting to grow an army to wave off the neverending threat of invasion by Russia
INTERSTELLAR SCENE WHEN THE STARFIELD SNAPS BACK FROM WARP IN FULL HEIGHT 70MM FILM IMAX WAS THE MOST AMAZING SINGLE MOMENT EVER PROJECTED IN THE HISTORY OF CINEMA
NOLAN IS A GOD, WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT
PERSONALLY SAVED KODAK FROM BANKRUPTCY TO MAKE THE 70MM INTERSTELLAR PRINTS
DEM PROGRAMS!
>has never heard of the ESA
Jesus
Yeah it's nice to see other countries pulling just a teensy amount of the immense burden of moving this whole fucking civilization forward
We'll send them a card at Christmas thanks for joining us in the year 2019 pinkos
Money sucked all human life out of americans
How does it feel to know that a weed smoking weeb is outdoing all your countries combined?
We'll maybe if they had something notable worth hearing about maybe people would give a shit
Everyone the world over knows NASA
>lel
I bet you didn't even laugh when you typed that
>steals money to NASA
>ah ah guys, I am doing better! also by "I" I mean the engineers actually working while I waste my money around
>NASA spinoff technologies
Scratch-Resistant Lenses
Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuits
Invisible Braces
Super Soaker
Teflon
Space Blanket
Digital Photography
Dustbuster
Velcro
Solar Panel
Memory Foam
Fuel Cell
GPS
Enriched baby food
Freeze drying
Digital image sensor
structural analysis software
Remotely controlled ovens
OpenStack
Software catalog
Improved mine safety
Powdered lubricants
Air-scrubbers
Shock Absorbers for buildings
Landmine Removal
Video enhancing and analysis systems
Aircraft anti-icing systems
3D foods printing
Light-emitting diodes in medical therapies
Artificial limbs
Ventricular assist device
Infrared ear thermometers
Oh I know why people like you exist. You actually feel more comfort by believing those stuff. You want to feel special. You want answers to why the world is so fucked up, and why your life is so miserable. So you blame everything on (((something))), which provides answers. If there are answers, perhaps it could be stopped, you think. Then you go out and call everyone else a blind bluepilled sheep (instead of actually doing something to fix the world rather than shitposting), so you can feel a bit more special and important to everyone else.You know what's scarier for you? Nothing being in control.
Unlike you trump dick suckers I actually have a sense of humor jej
>steals money to NASA
Oh yeah, NASA should keep it so they can spend it training sandniggers to bomb the ISS.
we will never explore the stars. we are stuck in a fishbowl
Yeah call me when he gets someone to the moon
No No leave them to their ignorance
Stupid fucks can never understand that there's benefits to knowing the universe besides anything that is immediate
Inb4 some retard telling him none of those technologies came from NASA or directly benefits them
obviously Finland is a small country with less resources, were fucking five million people dumbass. The best we could do in space is create parts for satellites and probes and we've done that. Or move to America long ago and become astronauts and we did that since at least one of your spacedudes was of Finnish descent.
It's great that you're happy and doing good but we're talking about our countries as a whole here. Shouldn't the most important goal of a country be the happiness and the quality of life of its citizens? There's much more poverty and homelessness and whatever in USA. Good universities, but the general education kinda sucks compared to western world standards.
im not even american, i come from a rich european country and id switch any day to have the freedom american people still have
Only one of those statements is true
>Yeah call me when he gets someone to the moon
Call me when modern NASA does anything that isn't taking pretty pictures of space, or sending astronauts to Australia to pretend they are on Mars.
So my entire post is true then?
Yea well we were on the right path but then niggers reminded us that we could spend that money on free gibs and greedy corporations reminded us that there's no immediate profit for them in pushing the boundaries of human intellect so don't forget to thank all those fuckers on the way out
>you can't make more than one point in a statement
We can do both.
Nothing wrong with expanding our understanding of the universe.
There is no knowledge that is not power.
Brain dead fuckwits will never understand long term benefits, they can only see what's right in front of them and what benefits them right now.
People like you cannot fathom higher values and ideals beyond just eating and sleeping. The curiosity for the unknown, the search for truth, seeking a better future for descendants.
Many of which made the West so successful after Renaissance.
>dude no way we would have discovered this stuff anyway without taking pictures of black holes
what? Of course you should continue your space programs. You've let them whither though. Can't send your own astronauts to space, you have to use Russian rockets.
>Call me when modern NASA does anything that isn't taking pretty pictures of space
Temper foam 1998.
Enriched baby food 2009
Water location 1999
NASA Visualization Explorer 2011
Software catalog 2014
didnt nasa also develop a special kind of ceramic for their spaceships? i heard they use that shit for knives too now
They are a result of attempting to 'taking pictures of black holes'
Impressive, absolutely none of them have anything to do with space exploration.
Thanks NASA.
Next time, could NASA create a toilet designed so that water doesn't splash on my balls when I take a shit?
>Finnish men who could have become Finnish astronauts and brought glory to my nation instead moved to America because we are too stupid to help them achieve their goals
And the
No get this
And the funniest part is that you're saying that like
Like
Like it's a good thing, like it's something to be proud of
Aahhhhhhhh
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHABABBABABABBABABBAHABABABHAHAHAHAHAHH
>a union of 50 states brags about having more money to waste on space exploration than singular smaller countries
Americans are pathetic
We're talking about spin-off technologies you fucking retard
>Call me when modern NASA does anything that isn't taking pretty pictures of space
>how about these multiple instances of exactly th-
>Impressive, absolutely none of them have anything to do with space exploration.
Based retard.
USA #1
SIMPLE AS
that's kinda like saying that the World Wars didn't accelerate technology advancement considerably. Having a reason to come up with stuff helps in coming up with stuff. You have a mission to advance in one field and unexpected inventions pop up from those in other fields.
Do something about it.
Help us carry this burden of moving humanity forward and expanding the limits of human intellect
And in the meantime be grateful for what we share with the rest of you
I obviously meant something significant regarding space exploration.
Hell, right now NASA doesn't even have their own rocket, and the SLS, despite being billions overbudget and delaying it countless times, it's still going to be inferior to the Falcon Heavy.
I'm saying that that's the only way a nation of five million people could send a dude to space, since you were bragging that USA can do it (or could do it historically, they don't anymore) and Finland can't. Well, no shit.
Your nation was partly made by people coming over from here and that resulted in that one guy going to space.
>Next time, could NASA create a toilet designed so that water doesn't splash on my balls when I take a shit?
this already existed for a long time, you fucking americans are the only ones who fill the toilet to the rim with water. how do you even take a shit without your cock swimming in piss and shit?
>Do something about it.
I am supporting a global government able to pull all the planetary resources toward a precise goal.
you think smaller countries do nothing? Finland has done shit in the ESA and it's not like we don't have scientists. We probably have more of them per capita.
>I obviously meant something significant regarding space exploration.
Imaging objects light years away from us is definitely space exploration-related.
How about something regarding actually going to space?
The amount spent on space pales in comparison to that spent on military and welfare. The us probably gives more to Israel than their own science initiatives
Man I love space exploration as a concept but it's just terrifying
>lack of gravity means bone density and muscle loss
>extremely limited resources
>planets far larger than earth where every inch of it is lethal to humans (fuck Jupiter, that giant gas fucker scares the shit out of me)
>if there's no light source nearby everything is just pitch black
You think the probe taking those images isn't out there in space? Are you legit retarded?
But the danger is what makes it so exciting. I’d rip someone’s dick off if they gave me the opportunity to go up to ISS. My mates said they wouldn’t because it’s too dangerous.
yeah spending trillions to fight Israel's wars is so much better.
Yeah keep sending your best and brightest here we appreciate that.
All for the glory of the greatest country on earth so we may continue to be so.
They'd be wasted in your puny countries anyway.
Only we the Americans and possibly soon the Chinese can operate in the scale to innovate and move this entire fucking human race forward.
Also be grateful that we do.
Remind that we (USSR) were the first in space and made you via "space race" leave your redneck shitholes to build lunar space programm.
Bet you still miss the Cold war times when you could push yourself to achieve stars while instead spending another gorillion on SJW-shit welfare and an update for iproducts
>Only we the Americans and possibly soon the Chinese can operate in the scale to innovate and move this entire fucking human race forward.
i wish germany would do it again for all the shit that is going to be invented in the process
FUCK THE CHINESE, THEY ARE FOLLOWERS
DO NOTHING BUT STEAL
the thing taking the black hole picture is not a probe, it's not in space. It's a planet wide network of radio telescopes.
I'd be more grateful if you didn't almost stop your space programs. You have all the resources but you stopped as soon as the cold war ended. Get a move on please.
Oh well shit might as well give up then. You’ve opened my eyes there’s no point in striving to do something if we can’t do it right this very second. I should just throw away my sunglasses since the sun won’t be up for another 4 hours.
Oh and if you get seriously injured, good luck with surgeries in space where the blood won't even coagulate properly, thanks to zero G
imagine being a fiscal conservative in 2019
imagine being that much of a boomer
Not gonna lie if they told me they could send me to Mars with enough provisions/air to get there and live for 6 months and a lethal injection to die peacefully when they ran out and in exchange I'd get to be the first man on Mars I would do it in a heartbeat with no second thoughts.
I would seriously happily die on Mars and remain there until they are able to send a crew to dispose of my body.
Your tax dollars also paid for my 2080 Ti and Hash House A Go Go.
NEET GENOCIDE WHEN
>how do you take a picture of darkness?
Good lord the brainlets on Yea Forums I swear
It's probably not the best idea to hire girls who got a degree for the sake of a degree.
>read about people getting lost in forests and never found
>space is just that X 10000000000
Fuck I'll sweeten the deal
I'll shorten it to 2 weeks (less provisions!) and instead of the lethal injection I'll livestream walking outside without a helmet to see if my head pops like in Total Recall and the revenue can help pay for the trip
NASA are you listening?
WOMEN ARE A MEME
they won't send anyone to recover the body, it's too expensive, unless you're talking about centuries in the future when space travel becomes cheap and if anyone still remembers
Yea that's fine it can stay on Mars and maybe even study the effects of that environment on a human body
Who cares I'll be dead by then
But everyone will always remember the guy who not only was the first man on Mars but had his head pop like in Total Recall
Shit would be cash
I mean we're all gonna die some day anons
But who among you can say that you lived?
Seething pseuds at this, based
fpbp
that money could have been used to strengthen the state of Israel
ah bloo bloo
Everything gets destroyed "by time alone" you dumb fuck, it's not pathetic.
>are capitalist bootlickers the ultimate cucks?
yes
Fucking A, Bubba.
SJW WAS A MISTAKE
Whitey goin to the moon