ITT: actresses who got bond burgered

ITT: actresses who got bond burgered

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architectsofpeace.org/architects-of-peace/pierce-brosnan?page=3
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Have sex low t incel

Imagine a girl that could be made happy by just feeding them.

Holy shit lmao all they have to do is not eat too much and even that is too hard for them

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haha she looks so gross now i totally wouldnt let her sit on my face haha

low testosterone

she looks hotter on the right

This

id still make babies with her.

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Nothing fucks you harder than time.

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>gets thicker
>gets whiter
What's the bad part?

>(((whiter)))

I inject 500mg of test into my delts twice a week

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>inject
coping

you also inject 500ml of semen in your ass every week

^this she's perfect now.

As well as seeding them

that would be quite a bit.

>When all your job needs is for you to look fuckable and you cant even do that
Why are women so incompetant?

This.
Her pale skin is delicious.

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she looks like she would be an amazing big titty goth gf

She's so pale, makes my dick diamonds.

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Always look at the arms.

imagine her sitting on your face!

She would.

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Holy SHIT GUYS I JUST REALIZED MY FIRST FOOT FETISH SCENE WAS HARRIET THE SPY.
WTF I DIDNT EVEN BECOME A FOOTFAG UNTIL 20 YEARS LATER BUT I JUST VIVIDLY REMEMBERED THAT SCENE AND HOW MUCH I ENJOYED IT AS A KID

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Sasha Pieterse

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Enjoy your inevitable heart attack.

This is the first time I've seen the THICC meme actually have positive results.

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She went from Cunny-tier to Mommy tier

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thats too much bro
500mg a week is enough, use tren or some other compound to pair it with test

she got so THICC and it makes my dick HARDD

pee on left, get pee'd by right

That smug thick bitch.

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>actresses

holy shit. ive become that character. thanks man.

The flesh cries out

Literally me

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Now THIS is a woman.

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Taylor had a brief thicc phase.

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>Brief
You've seen her mom? Its not brief.

Future is so bright I'm going to need shades

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crossing fingers

2013 was six years ago user.

Burger > Boggening

>Sasha Pieterse
doesn't she have some legit hormonal imbalance disease?

A little overboard, but a fantastic job
The architect knows best

pic related is 3 months old shes still pretty thicc

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She makes a good slam pig that's for sure.

damn, bond burgered finally makes sense.

Good girl. Almost there now

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>when you break up with a girl then see her much later after dating someone worse than you and she't put on 50 lbs of weight

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t-this isn't real...is it?

No

...but it can be

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Now you understand, and are ready to begin

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>swn never look at your 7x6" like that while questioning why you thought you could satisfy her with such an insufficiently sized penis

delicious

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>doesnt know how lighting works

KEK

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D- did not understand the assignment.

She's got a thousand yard stare Animal Mother would be proud of. Got dumpy and matronly.

face 100x hotter, body better but entirely different.

She's been so gross-hot for years, it's even more pronounced when she is thiccer

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>tfw you meet up with women from 10 years ago and they can't understand why you're so attracted to them now

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just do it faggot... works all the time right

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>when you get off the coke but replace the addiction to food

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Right is perfect, would slam that piggy

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

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FART ON ME

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i think she had a psychotic episode. antipsychotics make you put on weight.

Girls getting thicc has been a fetish of mine since I started getting boners

Weight gain is the patrician fat fetish subfetish

i want right to sit atop me while i moan sweet nothings into her asscrack

I wonder how much of that difference is because of an unflattering dress and hairstyle.

Serisously there's so many layers to it
>seeing super fit thin Stacies pile on pounds
>all the good bits get bigger

She found a balance between the two and I like it.

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>because of an unflattering dress and hairstyle
those have practically zero effect, it's totally because of her calorie intake:
youtube.com/watch?v=p0XQoitnOzk

She looks great.

oh yeah, you're right. I thought the dress makes her look extra dumpy, but she is even fatter in the video.

giv thick goth mommy pls

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Feed them my cock!
>no woman is happy just eating a tic tac

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how long do you break your cycle for?

it's called "can't stop fucking eating" desease

Outside of the context of porn I find pregnant women to be absolutely disgusting
Is that normal, doc?

He may be an architect fan, 2bh

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He's not wrong. Stay mad roastie.
ONE FUCKING JOB

They may make you hungry yes and may even cause bloating but no, no medication forces you to gain weight.

Reddit post

She does

She kind of looks like that meme Russian women politician polfags worship

Mission accomplished 007.

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yeah. they make you eat more than you usually would which can make you put on weight. ive heard also stress can increase your weight. maybe your body stores more fat when you are stressed.

I love thicc Taylor.

she already has such a full face. at that weight her head looks like its going to explode. pierce has some explaining to do.

Blessed Brosnan thread

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Dating is hard work, much harder than serving in the military, and ultimately far more dangerous than getting shot due to the possibility of false accusations.

You might as well get infected with every disease and get every type of cancer.

Also male penises are gay.

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all of them?

>ywn be the air between their mouths

WHY EVEN LIVE!?

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Right is superior desu

Now this an opus I can appreciate too

Male penises are very straight if you're a female

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>Stand down 007. You're out of the line! Operation Blubber Cover was dropped years ago!

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Sorry M, I just can't imagine a world without whales

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BOOYAH!

Based ASJ is back in movies. Blessed.

>tfw you think your ready to learn from the Architect but he unveils his most recent work.

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lord almighty this girl dummy thicc

ASJ!

hi david hayter aka solid snake.

>Implying you wouldn't

welp, that's it... it's been miserable posting here

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Jesus Christ...

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>California, California, Here we cooooooooooooooommmeeeeeeeee

you're*

brap

>dick status: muh

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You are like little braplet watch this
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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On my face... NOW!

I'd like to make that hormone, if you know what I mean.

this is the perfect body type...

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For England, James?

>all those (You)'s over a fucking shop
The absolute STATE of this board

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K H A Z A R

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no one here thought that was real you special snowflake
that wasn't the point

That's even worse

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welcome

Literally any and every American woman

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I'm James Bond and I approve this thread.

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Is that dress made out of carbon nanofibers or what

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The Spy Who Fed Me

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but those arent cute celebrities?

I like jerking off to big tits. The bigger the better. 2d, 3d, 4d, it doesn’t matter. I like when they bounce, I like when she bends forward and you can see em hang. I like when she sucks on her own, or gets them sucked on by another chick. Bonus points if they are full of milk. The best part though, is the slow tease and reveal of big titties coming out to play. Nothing better than a nice view of cleavage that gets bigger and bigger as she slowly pulls down on her shirt. Sometimes I dream about being a mountain climber, but instead of climbing a mountain, I’m scaling a huge pair of tits and I make camp at the nipple, because of course I can’t climb the whole thing in one day. Sometimes I’ll also dream I’m Atlas, holding up the universe’s biggest pair of breasts.

In Germany we have a saying "A beautiful person cannot be disfigured by anything" and Michelle Trachtenberg is pretty much proof of that, From 12/10 JB to 12/10 slampig.

Who is she?

based chounyuu poster

Rihanna and Anne Hathaway

>actress gets bond burgered
>stops acting instead of giving us real kino
it's not fair, first lexi taco belle, then megan
why do they stop acting right when they hit their peak form?

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Lucy Vixen

Have a bonus Brosnaning.

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i love her nervous smile. she just knows

It's not a shop
It's a blueprint for the architect

Thanks mate!

>knowing pornstars name
Jesus just talk to a woman
Looks way better on the left

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>Mal Malloy
stufferdb.com/index?/category/3609-mal_malloy_maebh17

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>Fat fetish
I guess the Americans are awake

youtu.be/c75-Fimez3E

she was one if my first waifus in skins. this is very concerning to see.

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BOGGED

SUBLIMATED

I love this meme

>241
>sweaty_man_wiping_brow.jpeg

>whores herself out after she get fat
Pathetic.

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his smile becoming bigger in every pic gets me every time

I'd happily let her drain all my lifeforce.

very nice pierce. he must be seeing a massive increase to her brap game.

I think chubby Thatcherjew is more a cutie than her Skeletal old version.

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Based

better than eurotrip trachtenberg?

Oh my GGGOOOOODDD

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Based

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this is a very good thread

Its normal to hate other mens reproduction

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Tourist from /tg/ here. Can someone explain what Pierce Brosnan has to do with thicc girls?

Fuck OFF which general?

NO! It's our little secret.

architecture

>the bond burger meme actually makes sense now

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>what is coke bloat

>imagine the back of her one-piece swimsuit getting sucked into her ass from the negative pressure following a potent brap

/mmg/,/l5rg/ sometimes /edhg/

no way. the thicc meme is just a meme user.

>Can't even remember mommy's name
Go fuck yourself back to >>>/reddit/ or some shit.

I NEED this Semitic Seductress to sit on my face RIGHT NOW

tfw no eurotrip trachtenberg gf

She actually looks great at that size. He has sculpted her masterfully

>injecting test makes me high test
just give it up dude

I actually like curves more than skeletal grills.

If you cant figure it out from this picture, you might have autism

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I know right, that fucking form, her skin just holds it up perfectly, no sagging, even distribution, sharp curvature everywhere

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Can't escape the bong genes.

based and steroidpilled

b&c or do you cycle

how

Because you are a real man. Only faggots and pedophiles like skeletal girls.

Architect threads may save Yea Forums

hnng

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Does Tberg still have hairy arms?

Anyone else into girls with hairy arms?

>tfw no one remembers Yea Forums's kevin smith threads

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Boom! headshot.

Did he slap her ass?
Alpha as fuck.

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jesus

this is not the work of an architect

imagine looking at that and realizing she'll be the mother of your child

>one of his failed projects

>bond burgered
>decade old meme shrouded in mystery
Finally it makes sense

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>those torn seams at the front of her shoulders
Why is that the hottest thing about this picture for me, every time? She knew this dress was from many pounds ago and just gave zero fucks. She knows she's still a smokeshow. Her expression sells it.

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MILKIES
GIB MILKIES

Will you fucking faggots post names with your pics

Not all of us know these whores

>We are finally through the looking glass

I can't kwik tortilla my pot noodle.

....But I understand now, I can honk now.

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You fucking cunt

Didn’t you see

Does she have C-cups?

......Oh buddy....

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You're doing the Lord's work, son.

Perfect body, i need a pale gf now

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Those tiddies. Are they as big as they look?

Who would you like to see her compare them with? How about Lily James, JLaw and Tay Tay? How would the Tberg orbs compare?

>when you fail architecture school

Try these on for size

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God bless you Pierce, we don't deserve you.

Fuck me i saw her on press tour or some shit for got and immediatly thought how fat she got.

in awe at the size of this lad

Have we achieved peak thiccness?

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That's literally what it does.

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Fuck's sake. Underrated as hell.

>Literally gets fatter as you scroll down
MY COCK IS SO HARD FUCK

yes

t. zyzz

that's not even her final form

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lmao

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We all want a pale gf.

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How can one man be this based

>Pierce is the emperor of mankind
>his wife is horus
>other brap barns are the rest of the primarchs

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Hate to break it to you user but that's a filter. Look at how pale the warning sign is

>no one’s posted Abigail Breslin yet

Yeah, that's a bit too pale to be normal.

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That's clearly an ultrafemarine, not the Femperor user

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Why do Hebrews love to get nose jobs?

I bet she could flex real hard and the dress would simply pop, revealing her delicious pale curves. Thicc women really are a patrician's choice.

is bond trying to save that manatee?

She can't fly away now

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Oh my

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Reminder that this exists
architectsofpeace.org/architects-of-peace/pierce-brosnan?page=3
>"We owe it to our children to be better stewards of the environment. The alternative? - a world without whales. It's too terrible to imagine."

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Abigail "Fuckpig" Breslin

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he takes way too many pictures with his hand on her stomach for this to not be real

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I still would without hesitation.

He's literally at like 600x normal test levels if he's actually doing 1g

>choker
still as degenerate as ever

Literally nothing wrong with girls telling you that their mouth is pretty much a second pussy.

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that's the body for no holds barred fucking, like actual baby making

Good job, 007. Much better.

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Based.

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I dont get it

Yes

Hilarious that people still don't believe in meme magic.

How many times must it be proven?

You dumbass everyone knows a choker is code for "I like taking it up the ass"

god IMAGINE her pregnant body

the summer fags are early this year

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The anti-architect got Ariel Winter, she lost weight and all her tits.

Dawn with some meat on her bones is next level beautiful. I hope she has a dozen black kids.

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>alita
>cuck
Oh boy, the millennials have arrived.

I think I have finally glimpsed the true depth of the architect's plan, it goes so much deeper than I could have ever dreamed. Think about it, his works, the women in this thread, they are changing cultural attitudes. His goal is not the thickening of but a few paltry women; he intends a thickness paradigm shift that will engulf the whole world. Through targeted celebrity feedings he is winning over more and more converts to the cause. The scale of his vision is staggering.

I liked the cope in the youtube comments from the reunion a few years back where people tried to claim she was pregnant/just had kids. Nope, she simply got Pierced, and its beautiful.

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>He thinks I'm white

lol

I swear this bitch got knocked up so she could pack on 115lbs and nobody would be able to say shit because
>muh pregnancy weight

Disgusting.

fucking kek

Gays all of them.
Her current body makes me want to push her into a wall and impregnate her hard.

What a fiend

>no imperial fists gf
why even live?

>satyricon
one of the worst black metal bands ever

I doubt there's many black metal bands nowadays in general.

underrated

Presenting the most beautiful woman in the world

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Very nice.

I love that webm where she kisses some guy from that Eurotrash film or whatever it's called and you can see her tongue

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>His goal is not the thickening of but a few paltry women; he intends a thickness paradigm shift that will engulf the whole world.
I like your optimism, but Michelle hasn't acted in years, she writes scripts/does voice acting. Schumer and McCarthy are the ones that keep getting jobs, but they aren't pretty enough imo to cause a paradigm shift like Michelle would. Maybe if BDH does bother losing weight for Jurassic Park 3 that would signal a change, but I bet she does.

*BDH doesn't bother losing weight for JP3.

imagine

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B O N D B U R G E R E D
youtu.be/EkwtnbKBSZ4
youtu.be/EkwtnbKBSZ4
youtu.be/EkwtnbKBSZ4

She looks better.

she was better before, i still beat my meat to her though

Banged a one thicc chick ones, best sex ever.
I am a gym bro, and some guys said that thicc chicks are better in bed than the model types.

Ya'll should try it, Pierce is right!

>chounyuu
oh shit, forgot that site existed

>idiots think this is real

her husband can't help but impregnate her multiple times

Getting fat literally fixed her face. Also that nosejob helped too, I guess.

The architect outdid himself here

She should grow her hair long again. Also I need her ass on my face for an entire afternoon.

what does she even do these days?

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imagine the facesitting

Imagine a thicker version of Shapiros sister. Even bigger giant soft titties and that big pale ass

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too bad she has nipples darker than most negros

this might be his magnum opus

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based

Ahhh! This years crops are coming in rather nicely.

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Fatter is ALWAYS better without exception.

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Taco Belle > Lexi Belle

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This gal proves that there's nothing like "too fat" and that you can always get fatter

>that smug face on the right
She knows she is a fertility goddess

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this bitch is yuck
now, THIS
i can get behind

fuck yes, I love how she embraced the bbw side

I literally have never made it to the end of this video without shooting my load