If you're a bearded white man, don't go see capeshit alone

Although it was based when he said that he has definitely made me reconsider going to the movies.

see here's the thing! it's okay because he went with his butt buddy Jay to see the flick.
because somehow two bearded men going to see capeshit is better somehow

Don't go with your twink boyfriend either

There's nothing wrong with enjoying your own company but going alone to watch a children's film about a kid getting superpowers makes you a total creep/loser.

Then why does this fat faggot plaster his dorky face all over this board?
The loser that made Space Cop should never be allowed to discuss anything besides the shitty Friedberg Seltzer parody films, everything else is far above his Space Cop making peanut brain

Going to see this movie without children makes you a loser as well. Why do Mike and Jay not see that they themselves are grown men getting together with their BFF to watch capeshit like 12 year old boys?

1)It's their job
2)You don't know if they go without kids

>go with another bearded white man

>being such a beta you don't do stuff you enjoy because others might think you're weird

if you're a male over the age of 21 and do not have a wife and kids, do not go to see capeshit in the theater

it's irrelevant if you go alone or with your other adult friends to see capeshit because you'll always look bad

i burst out laughing when I heard mike say that because if i saw dudes like him and jay going into the theater to see capeshit i'd look down on them

>went to see shazam
>see jay and mike but too shy to go say hi
>get home and eagerly tell my discord buddies i saw jay and mike, my youtube heroes, at the theater
>they make fun of me in their video
Movies for this feel?

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Let's be honest, if you are over the age of 16, you shouldn't be watching capeshit at all, whether in be in theater or in the comfort of your own home.

I just came back from the teather, and I went alone. Gladly I was not the only one, as I went into a late night session.

That's the trick, bros. Don't watch movies during the day or weekend, because there will be families, kids, and shit like this.

Also, I want to FORNICATE the kid nigger in her adult form. Retarded girls are cute, CUTE!

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Mike and Jay both loved it and they shit on snyderfags

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If you're a male over the age of 21 you shouldn't be going to watch superhero movies at all.

everyone has guilty pleasures

1. browsing Yea Forums
2. watching RLM
3. watching capeshit
How long is the list?

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They loved it. They shat all over Captain Marvel. Jay outright said don't see it and Mike was more "If you really care about Endgame see it, I guess"

Stay home and make yourself a hot cup of coco and binge better call saul with the cat on your lap.

Imagine him sitting next to your 10 year old son and might cop a feel during the dark scenes?

He was talking about all those creepy childless weirdos on Yea Forums thst go to children's movies alone

Well fuck user. A fat bearded loner sat next to my 9 year old and now I'm worried this happened.

>get a practice gf
>now I can finally go to the movies

based

Why does Jay continue to live in an one bedroom apartment when RLM is raking in $400K in Patreon alone plus more from YouTube ad revenue and merchandise sales?

>don't go see capeshit
fixed it

If I were a millionaire I would still live in a one bedroom apartment. I can't see why I would need anything more

Normal people are repulsed by spergy incels. Also your presence makes normal people scared you're gonna do a mass shooting

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But, Jay doesn't have autism.

Apartments are for subhumans. A man needs contact with the earth, soil to grow trees, be allowed to listen to loud noises or hammer his own walls.

Hell, even cats dislike apartments, every apartment cat I ever saw were legit crazy and violent because they can't with the lack of freedom.

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I went to watch Shazam alone and I'm not ashamed! Those like you, who like to discrimate, are the wrong side.

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He just wishes there was at least SOME mystery in who the designated shooter was going to be, and I can't say I blame him because it's getting old.

Huh. I'm a bearded white man who went to see Shazam alone. Turns out there was this sad girl two seats next to me that also came here alone. One conversation about cape comics later I have a waifu.
So I respectfully disagree with Mike.

>One conversation about cape comics later I have a waifu
The movie came out like a week ago, faggot. Get the fuck out of neverland, you fat fuck, you're sniffing too hard.

I went alone to see Shazam while crossdressing. There was some loser neckbeard there too and I managed to trick him by pretending to be a depressed girl and now he pays for everything for me.

Going with friends is acceptable.

If you dont have a girlfriend and/or chidren to go to see movies with you are the beta.

they allow them to continue living

he's warning any potential patsies

Says the miserable e-celeb who gets watched by the same bearded Yea Forumsedditors.

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Self-hating white men will be killed too on the Day of the Honkey-Lynch

>Pretending to be a girl
>Not just crossdressing and getting a loser neckbeard anyway
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>being such a beta you don't do stuff you enjoy because others might think you're weird
t. Guy who browses Yea Forums in public on his phone

I'm white. I have a beard. I saw the movie alone.

Went to a 10:20pm showing on Friday. Waiter didn't give me my card back had to hunt her down, left no tip, fuck her.

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saw a cracker ass bitch at the movie punched his honkey fucking lights out
his girl gave me mean head Wakanda forever bitch

Let's be perfectly honest, if you're over the age of 18 you shouldn't be going to the theater at all. It makes you look like a complete incel. Watch the movies at home like a normal person or something but for gods sake do not go to the theater.

First matinee of the day is the best time to see a movie. Just stoners and confused old people.

Why did he shill for TFA?

>give us more money you creepy loser fucks

>tfw saw Shazam alone and didn't feel bad/weird about it

Unsubscribed from RLM, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about anymore

I woulda gone with you user, then we can both shit on it after even if we did like it because we're both too anxious to give earnest opinions

I always watch movies alone. Going with company is for people who don't really care about the movie itself.

>Saw Shazam last Sunday with my mom
>got there 30 minutes early to beat the crowds because I knew the theater would fill up fast
>get tickets and go in to get our seats
>a single lone fatass smack in the middle of the entire theater, big tub of popcorn and supersize-me soda

Don't do this. Don't be that guy.

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>watched a kids movie as a grown ass man
>alone, without children of his own

>Shazam
>kids movie
uhhhhh??? lol anyway I'll do whatever the fuck I want, okay?

>getting worked into a seething shoot by RLM

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ding dong diddly based RLM working the pinhead MARKS

it hurts when friends make fun of you

I went with my black Nigerian friend, am I excused

I went with a few of my friends to Howl's Moving Castle last night and saw some incel sitting a row down from us. We kept throwing popcorn at him periodically (like every 20 min or so) and by the end we were lowkey laughing. He may have been crying, I saw his hand rub his eyes a bit.

In an ideal society, you'd be right. However it's weird if grown adults *don't* keep up with superhero movies these days.

>like to eat healthy
>there's a "don't bring food" police on the teather
>the only think they sell is coca-cola, popcorn, and candy
>I have to be the guy who brings food hidden in his bag
I don't even want to imagine what people think of me. Also, in the day the teather staff finally gets me, I don't know if I will just leave looking at my feet, or curse at then for only selling disgusting food for fat people.

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I'm a proponent of going to the movies alone, but it is a little weird if it's a kids film and you're an adult.

>"I like capeshit" - Mike
What did he mean by this? Why do they continue making these horrid videos?

He said adult bearded men shouldn't be going to children's movies you autistic pedophile. No singles policies should be real

Theater employees don't care. They don't get paid enough to justify hassling people about concealed food.
As long as you make an attempt to hide it, no one will call you out.

They never had an anti DC bias, they just hated the faggy Snyderverse and its mongrel cult following

Did you ever consider the possibility that they were just bad movies?

>hated Nolan movies
>hated Snyder movies
>hated Aquaman
>only liked WW because of Gal Gadot
>loved all Marvel movies except for the first Captain America
>no anti-DC bias

I can't fucking wait until capeshit dies. I would take another 100 years of westerns if that's what it took, they're just so fucking tiring and stale and boring

>saw Shazam last Sunday alone because my girlfriend had classes and we didn't want to waste a perfectly good date on a dumb flick
>got there 30 minutes early to beat the crowds because I knew the theater would fill up fast
>get tickets and go in to get our seats
>a single lone fatass smack in the middle of the entire theater with his tard wrangler at his side (probably his mom)

Don't do this. Don't be that guy.

kek

seeing a good kid movie with your friend to review it is better than if an adult male just wanted to see it
(but he couldve beena reviewer himself)

Based Mike keeping the checks coming.

Incels btfo

I haven't been to cinema alone since gone girl
Not only that, but different groups of friends that hate each other all ask me to join them to watch X movie, so I ended up watching BR2049 3 times in cinemas
Who else /turbosocial/ here?
Best part is, I'm not even a normie, I watch ~6 films a day and most of them are experimental shit from the 50s or forgotten Hong Kong and Blaxploitation gems I dug up in CG

They really hated the Nolan films? Even Dark Knight? Jesus they're plebs.

They didn't. They liked the Nolan films.

They really liked the Nolan films? Even Dark Knight? Jesus they're plebs.

Thats how you get home invaded

Because the theaters are full of kids and you'll be seen as a pedo doing so

Notice how Mike is a bearded, middle aged fat man with no children, yet it is okay for him to watch super hero films. Because in the end, all that matters is who fucks and who doesn't.

Let's be honest here, if you are over the age of 10 you shouldn't watch movies or listen to music or play video games any more.

MAN
BABY

This is their job though.

This thread again Christ don’t go to any movie alone. It’s creepy and movie theatres are for families and dates like mini golf , if you don’t have a gf or friends then watch the movie at home.

Because you love the abuse. Admit it.

It’s not a little weird it’s creepy. Ppl will assume your a pedo who is literally there to jack off.

>tfw you will never have a cute manlet twink bf to go and watch capeshit with
Stop rubbing it in my face Mike you fucking fraud

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Had a nightmare I saw Endgame alone last night. Horrible cringe fest. Awaking near cured my depression.

Who’s this cgi Daddario?

No they praised it and they said it was a fun and really well acted movie

ITT:
Autists in this thread getting worked up about 2 other autists who said something that is now misinterpreted by internet losers.

unironically this

it's funny because mike goes to the theatres alone and watches capeshit flicks all afternoon while sipping from a flask containing everclear

Nice larp faggot

Don't go to see movies alone or you end up with a red spot on your shirt.

>Redditlettermedia
Stop shilling this trash

Has Mike ever grown a beard?

How did Space Cop suck so much? You would think, it's a goofy concept that should be at least good for a chuckle, but the pacing and editing was so fucking slow and boring that it was just painful to watch. Like they just did the 'boy this scene is taking waaay longer than it should right!?' gag over and over again

c'mon user, you know as well as I do that tranny porn is number 1 on that list

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going with your mom when you're 30 is fine though.