How does one become an assistant to the Hollywood superstars...

why is she holding his hand.

I wonder if her PA has to get those hard to reach butt hairs haha

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>tfw you will never be able to wedge into her cheeks and take a nap between them

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it would be too deliciously wet and warm, imagine the sounds

more like making me cum

You know that guy posts on Yea Forums

Usually a production company or the talent agency hires someone for them to be their bitch.

My MILF ex had a body just like that, thin waist with giant ass and hips. Fug.

You would have to be retarded to dump her. I would literally let her shit in my mouth if she wanted to. I would have an "open relationship." I would do anything just so I can keep on licking her asshole while my face is buried in between her huge cheeks.

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I briefly dated this girl that was Jared Leto's personal assistant/chef for a while. She usually did like set dressing or whatever it's called for movies (buying props and styling scenes) and I guess someone just connected her. She said he used to walk around naked and that he had a huge crank. I kind of believe her because that was before I ever started seeing that rumor on the internet and she wasn't the type of person to lie about that.

Anyway, seems like a lot of people trying to break into entertainment just sort of randomly end up being personal assistants.

In that case I can give you her number

>he had a huge crank
a huge what?

I didn't dump her per se, things just didn't really work out. I miss that ass pretty bad sometimes, but she was not trustworthy and had a lot of problems. Been pretty tempted lately to hit her up again though...

A huge crank user

I hate black people hair so much

yeah but what does crank mean?
his dick? his ass crack...? his heart?

Don't worry user, everybody hates black people hair, even black people. That's why they spend so much money in their hair.

user, what don't you understand? He's got a drawbridge outside his house and it has a huge crank to raise and lower!

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>"thanks for being my assistant user. I dont have much work for you today haha. oh can you wash my panties, my machine broke. I was gassy all night, so they are a little stinky. hope you dont mind haha"

if she hasn't got laid in a while she prob stopped giving a fuck about putting effort into taking care of herself down there

no thanks

>It seems like a blast to hang out with superstars and do whatever they tell you to do.

They're not going to bone down with you. You're the help.

that would be even better..*sniff sniff* yummy dirty sweaty taint

>They're not going to bone down with you. You're the help.
See

Ay Dios mio, deseo que fuera yo.

Knowing someone. I know one girl who got a job as a PA, because she was working for an actress as a nanny, and got to know the actor that way.

Literal "Ha hah it's fun to be an incel" post.

Talent agencies do not place personal assistants.

Based sickos

Crackimg feet, Gromit.

Why do black women spend so much time telling lies about how white women envy their hair and want to touch it? Literally everybody knows that's not true.

A big fat donga

Massive

Based assposter

based pusy poster

>walk around naked
user... she yanked that crank till it spurted and shrank

kek

@112668475

That broad has a dumper on her.

Cheers
-Mike

wow, that is indeed very big

gross