Let me tell you how Marvel bought one billion dollars worth of Captain Marvel tickets to inflate sales numbers

you will never be a woman, nor be a part of the normal human race

this thread again? you are one butthurt tranny

>look mom, I called someone on the internet a tranny again

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Is this the part where marvelfag unpaid shills justify Captain Marvel's shittiness because some youtube neckbeard doesn't like it

have fun cutting your dick off and regretting it.

I didn't like Twilight or 50 Shades either but I'm not out here pretending that those movies didn't make money

literally everyone on planet earth has heard of captain marvel because of mouseshill niggers like you shilling and marketing every goddamn where

like the fact that you even had to reply to a bait image on reflex to defend mouseshit capeshit says everything that needs to be said. you're a fucking embarrassment.

Jeremy did nothing wrong.

the quarterpounder seething

People heard about Captain Marvel because it was teased in one of the biggest movies of all time. Contrary to what you might believe Yea Forums is pretty culturally irrelevant and not seen as a place worth advertising to. If that wasn't the case you wouldn't have passes being sold in bitcoin

We'll get a better picture of how much money it really makes when a sequel isn't on the heels of Avengers, people didn't watch this for her dreadful acting.

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I went and there were 80 people per seat. Was uncomfortable.

op is doing this thread every single day to protect Disney from meany people on the internet

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Jeremy is alright. He did claim that CM would probably do Marvel numbers

ticket prices don't follow inflation bro.

he got beaten up by a tranny

who cuts off their dicks?

What's so bad about not liking capeshit? I'm I really morally wrong to not prefer a type of movie?

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This is my generation's 9/11

Nothing. Being pretentious about it is retarded though

C.S lewis used to read fairy tales, so now you must like capeshit

>the quarterpounder
ironically that's what i call my dick

Clown world, bro. Clown world. Now might I interest you in some fine t-shirts I'm selling with the phrase?

Never underestimate woman who went to watch Captain Cuntface 5 times.

Not the Quarterpounder with Cheese?

At least the right has moved on from vitamin supplements that counter the chem trails and GMO's to a legitimate product

So what happens to "get woke, go broke" now? Incels have been btfo by disney hard.

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who is this guy

How can someone be as stupid as this guy. You come here on Yea Forums, you shitpost about Captain Marvel being a failure, ok. But to put your face and talk about it, the next installment of the most profitable franchise in history, just to make yourself look like an ass... Jesus Christ.

white cheese sauce

I'm not even saying this is not true, because who the hell knows, but what are they laundering money for? Drugs? Lol. From a business standpoint, it doesn't make sense for Marvel to even try to apply "make up" for investors or anything like that. Captain Marvel was never going to REALLY flop. It could've had an underwhelming box office, but an underwhelming box office is not something to worry about when you have 2 other movies that are sure to be huge hits later this very year.

That's absolutely not what money laundering is.

>take generic shitpost talking points from Yea Forums
>turn them into youtube videos and make thousands of dollars

Yeah, real stupid.

It'd be 2 billion with us we're holding them back from breaking higher records

>That's absolutely not what money laundering is.
Money laundering is the process of concealing the origins of money obtained illegally by passing it through a complex sequence of banking transfers or commercial transactions.

have sex

>sell product
>buy 200,000 million of the product
>get 800,000 million in return
>???
>profit

So your proof that Disney concealed the origins of money by illegally passing ti through a complex sequence of banking transfers or commercial transactions?

He got beat up by a tranny at Starbucks

bend over

im not saying anything but my research comes from mexico and all im saying is that remember el chapo and all the media he got on his trial? no? you didnt saw that much media talking about it? well i know why, and i know you're asking yourself the same question

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