Simpler ways to kill a zombie cat than using hypodermic needles I’ll start:

Simpler ways to kill a zombie cat than using hypodermic needles I’ll start:

>literally bashing the cat against a work bench using 2 hands

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>cutting its head off with an ax

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repeatedly jump on him while wearing work boots.
Is this related to a movie, or are we just speculating here

Feel free to discuss what was quite possibly the worst horror reboot of 2019

i dare you to pick up a cat that doesn't like you

The film focused more on jump scares than actually building the horror and the characters. Not scary at all and felt rushed story wise.

All you have to do is grab it by the back of its neck

>cat that doesn't like me
invalid premise

>implying

I accidentally killed my cat by throwing him against the wall once, I blame the girl who rejected me that day and the faggot pharmacist who wouldn't let me get my depression meds with an expired prescription

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maybe you should pick up your meds before your prescription expires faggot

You're a miserable piece of shit and should never be in a position where a living thing depends on you for its survival.

Based, fuck cats

Wow you're an awful human

In the off chance this isn't bait you should completely unironically kill yourself, not even being edgy or memeing. The fact you did that and still won't even take responsibility, jesus

Spot the redditor

A girl in my town when we were kids said she accidentally killed a cat by sticking it in the freezer and forgetting about it when she was a little girl. I guess she didn't really understand that the kot would die. I dunno, she seemed normal, I really didn't think she was the psycho type to do it maliciously.

That was no accident you slammed a tiny creature into a wall

Spotted him.
That wasn't very hard at all.

Are you sorry and have you taken steps to never do such a thing again, user?

Kids do shit like that, only overreacting parents worry about it.

>spic subhuman as an animal killer
very true

Lawnmower

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You should kill yourself, not because you refuse to take responsibility for your own dumb ass actions or even because you killed a cat on purpose, but for needing medication for your made up condition. God, why are white people so fucking bitch made they have to take medicine for it?

I had a cousin who threw one of their cats against the wall when she was 3 or 4, and it was slightly retarded after that. It would just randomly start walking sideways out of nowhere.

Oh yeah, this fag right here definitely doesn't take his meds.

BASED

A good one is to tie a laso rope made out of clothes line.
Throw it over a tree branch and pull cat off ground and watch it dance.
Let it rest then pull some more until it stops moving.
>a freind of mine says it works and is a hell of a lot funnier than it sounds!

Based retarded nigger who doesn't believe in science

That's supposed to be a zombie?
It just looks like a cat who had a shower.

>not believing in made up conditions predominately seen in white teenage girls is disregarding science

Stop thinking ways of killing a cat you stupid imbeciles

You people have crazies like every other race and when they don't take their meds they do crazy shit. Cat killer fag needs more than depression meds.

THE GROUND THERE WAS BAAAAD

What’s that, city slicker?

You can use you car to smath the motherfucker.

>any power tool
>cars
>a well timed kcik

That sucks. The poster is incredible.

Edgy.

a friend's little sister briefly cooked their cat in the microwave and the cat was basically insane afterwards

>briefly
How brief we're talking about. Putting a living creature into microwave, Jesus.

it couldn't have been very long at all because the cat still lived for many years afterwards

>he didn't read the book

>his movie is so bad that it needs a second medium to explain itself