Hey what's going on everybody from First We Feast I'm Sean Evans and you're watching Hot Ones...

based esl retard!

oh shit this ain't wat i want where the show with hot lesbians and even hotter queens?

>Concentrated shit they only keep around to piss off the guests.

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Why doesn't he ask controversial questions? That would be cool.

anus status: rekt

Is the host an NPC?

>watching people eat
>watching people play videogames
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Why does it always seem like he’s reading lines meant for someone actually funny.

he has the charisma of a piece of wood

Why are bald men so boring?

It's not about the interviewer it's all eyes on the guests.

They switched out a charismatic person with someone who can eat insanely spicy food like it's nothing

it's about the hot sauce

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He didn’t he was funny and didn’t take it seriously like it should have been

this show is so boring
not funny
nothing the guests say is interesting

what's the point?

do the guests ever have painful shits later that day or the following morning?

Singlehandedly dismantled the myth that all black dudes love hot sauce. Whiz Khalifa's weak ass nibbled the side of a wing that didn't even have a dab on it.

Guy Fieri blew everyone the fuck out though, but he is the human chicken wing.

I was prepared for that to be a boring gay interview with gay vegan wings, but she actually was better informed on the topics discussed than I would have thought she'd be. Pretty pleased to be wrong.
I don't see how you couldn't, especially Steve-o with his loose rectum.

>Regardless, Sean Evans is a great interviewer
Wtf are you talking about? He is horribly boring and his show is only good because it's well edited and they have a cool array of guests that offer something new each week. People give all the credit to Sean Evans when really it should go to his team behind the scenes

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Guy Fieri will literally eat anything and all his bowling shirts with hot peppers printed on them have probably given him a bonus to spice immunity.

It's really a disgusting sauce.

His interview with Burr has to be one of the biggest dissapointments in 2018. It was just the final in a long line of interviews of descending quality.

>Terrible questions that I expect from someone like fallon, nothing like hot ones season 1 where the guest were amazed at the quality
>Rushed through the entire thing
>Constantly talking over bill as he tries to riff and make funny moments

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Never understood the white spice meme, in my experience it’s always the dudebros that GOTTA HAVE IT HOT, and when it comes to gimmicky omega hot shit it’s always a white dude

Being a complex inc show, it clearly shows: the amount of rappers and basket ball players being invited is ridiculous, and those episodes are always guaranteed trash
Add that some of those guys hardly talk any discernible language other than mumbles and grunts....
I was a fan during until the last season.... Now it is plain boring

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Andrew Zimmern will eat anything usually, but he hated this.

youtube.com/watch?v=ILexn0r6STg

does she shit with that ass?

Can confirm, am white spice guy. Servers at Indian restaurants always give me shit when I ask them to make it as hot as possible. Someone told me to ask for it "Indian hot" which I'm guessing is code for "Spit in my food"

he didn't want to permanently destroy his taste buds for the sake of a 10 minute reddit meme video

>watching people play games
What the fuck is wrong with sports fans?

>Sean Evans is a great interviewer
He's boring and bland as fuck. They need a host who actually has some charisma.

Alton autistically rating each sauce was great.

Every interview:

Sean: Hey we are here with Lil Nig Nog. You guys, being 15 year-old white kids, probably own all his albums and know him from that time he got caught with weed and beating his ex girlfriend XD

Lil Nig Nog: (incoherent, stoned mumbling)

Sean: (in folksy midwestern accent) So Nog how are yah with the spicy food there?

Nog: (looks off camera at his posse) Ay mayne thowana mo skrimpo shim senpai.

Sean: Ha! You said it. Boy I sure love legitimizing low-effort artists. Let me now ask you a series of questions that make you seem more interesting and thoughtful than you actually are. Sound good?

Nog: (jewelry rattles) Ay mayne dissha womba manuform mayne.

Sean: Wow I am having a great time!

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Can't blame him, that's disgusting. Looks inedible. Fun fact though, he used to work for my local news station before getting that show.

The thing that I hate the most is how he talks about some of those fags like they are successful when it is all a ruse to promote their shit

imagine the smell

apparently sean's worth around $42 million.

He is a charisma void.

The guys terrible and wordy questions are always getting in the way of the interesting shit - famous people trying to function while dying

The high levels of testosterone pumping through their bodies makes them less prone to feminine drama.

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Dude I used to work with would order some shit once in a blue moon. I swear you could smell the heat and the styrofoam container had waves coming off it like the hood of a car.

I hate spicy shit but it looks fun.

Then you should be able to afford to buy an ad.

because then no big celebs would be on the show, it'd slowly die out, use your fucking brain

Why is Sean a fucking robot? Who talks like that? He shows zero emotion.

I liked it when I tried it. I was spiced for about an hour but it's not as awful heat or tastewise as people say.

10/10

He's so dull.
I've seen the vids with ASAP Ferg, Vince Staples, Guy Fieri, bitch boy Khaled, and of course Cara.
She had cute short boy hair.

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>that close up of her face

T H E W A L L

>skrimpo shim senpai

I'm laughing

Boring bald guys were always boring faggots to begin with. If you were funny or had personality for balding generally you keep it.

imagine if she put hot sauce on your foreskin!

HERSHLAAAAAG

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>the virgin ramsay
>the chad hershlag

underwhelming. tried toothpaste as well for that numbing cold feel and it was equally bad

IMAGINE

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the nose knows

you just KNOW she didn't wipe

cause I was waiting outside the door, salivating

Alexa Chung > Every other guest

Show me a rapper on the show who wasn't successful already

Extremely spot on, user. Fuck all the garbage rappers he constantly has on. I watch the show when a celebrity I actually like goes on, like Tenacious D or Weird Al.

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Post Malone appeared way before Stoney was released
He was there just for a one hit wonder on sound cloud
Same deal with that little bitch they are shilling now: Billie eilish or whatever she is called
Another was that chink rapper... They talk like he is a worldwide reknown artist... Look it up.... One garbage EP....
There's a lot of make believe in that show

It literally doesn't, maybe a tiny fraction of the people with that nose shape are Jewish. A nose shape Sean Evans doesn't even have. His nose isn't even big, which I'm assuming is what you were referring to. You're a moron. Why the fuck anyone lets /pol/ types have oxygen is a mystery to me.

foreigners need to stop posting

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spicy aids moby

Is this what a modern mid-life crisis looks like?

>haha sean is such a great interviewer!!
>it's different, and that's a good thing
>he doesn't make it all about himself, or have opinions, or a personality
>couldn't ask for more than reading questions off a macbook in a monotone over 30 different sound effects and cheesy emotional cue music
>trust me i've had almost a dozen top upvoted comments on youtube dissecting the interviewer i know psychology and linguistic science

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10/10

Add the obnoxious boomer, who has never watched the show, who doesn't know how it works, and who makes the most embarrassing forced reactions
Btw, Ramsey won at that

how long before he dies? and that white burger expert takes over?

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I'm just fucking sick of youtube recommending me this shit as I refuse to watch it even once.

This. I have never seen a single episode or anything seemingly related to it or that channel, yet it is always in my recommended feeds for some reason.

>Regardless, Sean Evans is a great interviewer
oof

I used to have to dump cookies after a while because their algorithm is such shit, but sometime after the captain marvel shilling I get actually good results now. I hope it lasts but I know it won't.

Kurt Russel burger man was so much better.
All that fat burger faggot said was
>MMm that's a good burger
>Yum i love this burger
>Oh wow that's a really tasty burger

>"oof"
Are you serious? What's next? "Ugh"? "Grody"? "Eek"?

What every happened to Epic meal time

I think it's time to take your medicine user

What's so bad about this one? I can't imagine the hottest ones have any good or bad flavor other than pain.

There's only so much shit you can put bacon on.

I have a feeding fetish

he should have Norm Macdonald on
also why is this even a thread

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>b-but he asks great questions!
Only after painstaking research performed by his lackeys in the production crew

Wasn’t even the worst guest this season. Shaq was fucking bullying him the entire time and wouldn’t cooperate.

t. liar

this sauce is fucked, literally satan's diarrhea and anyone who says otherwise has never tried it or is lying

Manlet acting "hard"

>eek
>grody
I might actually start saying this on here

Weird, I've recently (a month or so) started watching this.

i'm about that grody life

she still looks great?

You're retarded. He's excellent at keeping people on track and reading their levels of engagement. Tell me one other interviewer that's better.
Go ahead, I'll wait

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I'm surprised everyone is shitting on Sean here, he's obviously not the real draw of the show but he does a good job with the interviews and I sometimes find myself laughing at his comments. Seems fine to me.

>youtube videos
>"Hi and welcome to season #"

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If you fags hate this channel showing up in your recommendations, click the 3 little dots next to the thumbnail and tell YouTube you aren't interested in the channel.

It's an entertaining premise but surely the host can do something different than recite a list of questions in a fast-paced, mechanical manner. This guy would interview exactly the same if the guest wasn't there.

actual autism

/Thread

please interview more soundcloud nogs

i can"t get enough

That does literally nothing. I've never watched a late night show, this shit, sports, or listened to current pop music, and I've told them countless times I'm not interested. It comes back daily.

They need to start having C-list comedians with actually interesting stories like Bobby Lee and Joey Diaz on there again.

I love this show

Coolio was apparently having insane diarrhea and chest pains after dabbing his whole wing with the final sauce.

What, are you gonna disagree with Shaq? Mother fucker could probably swallow you whole

This one is just pure lab-produced artificial extract heat. While that's fun on its own, it also tastes bad. It's like licking gritty ketchup that dried onto a McDonald's men's bathroom floor. It tastes like shit and the heat is immediate so it just catches people off guard. It's not the hottest. It just tastes like shit.

>Jewess even knowing what a foreskin is

Concentrated capsaicin has a really unpleasant taste even apart from the heat.

He's basically that wannabe Chad thats in the frat, pays the most dues, and tries to get in all the pictures

Whoa there, so only japs should be allowed to post? Since they invented chan-sites and all.

Was he kicked off yt for antisemitism?

no. He got a deal with Netflix which probably included taking the free show off of Youtube. You can still find stuff though.

>it's a "rapper quits halfway through because he's afraid crying while eating hot sauce will make him look like a punk"

why is nigger masculinity so fragile?

because it's not as toxic as white masculinity

Is this peak zoomer shit?

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>First We Feast
>Hot Ones
what is this? a channel and a show?

The guy who ran in, Harley moren((stein)) was a complete cunt to his friends who he started the channel with and thought he could segway into mainstream shows and that basically killed it.

Blacks idea of hot spicy food is literally Frank's red hot.

White men look for experimental chemicals spliced with hybrid rare peppers and shit.

I like "eek"
That should become a thing

guys this is gonna be lit!

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Charlie Rose
James Lipton
David Letterman
Unironically Graham Norton

Based Shaq.

Because they don't want to look pussy in front of camera.

GTA rp is some of the most kino television.

I love spicy food but i can't deal with waking up at 3am to do a hot spicy take on the toilet and then have a burning ring hole.

>Sean: Hey guys, this is Hot Ones, the place with hot questions and hotter wings. We are here with Jew #4.
>Jew #4: Hey, just wanna plug my new movie, uh, movie #18. Out this fall, find it in the bargain bin two weeks after.
>Sean: Wow. Now browsing your Instagram and it looks like you like to eat. Who woulda known? Eating! Tell us about that.
>Jew #4: Oh yeah, I sure do love sustenance. Chewing, swallowing, if it has that, Im there! haha. Ow! This sure is hot! hee hee I sure am not replacing them with fake sauces and playing it up!
>Sean: Cool. Really cool. Now I also read that you like to be places!

Well some people just aren't cut for it. Some people can't take the flaming heat that those foods do to your ass. But I am a man of the flames. I have seen the demons and they stink of death and chili. I stare at the chili gods and they see me as a warrior of heat. I WILL eat wings today! I WILL spice them up real good. NO PUSSY SHIT. I WILL shit fire till the day I die. My feces will never look normal by shape or color. I look down from my mountain of diarrhea and laugh at the people who can't handle even a tiny bit of spice.

>Someone told me to ask for it "Indian hot" which I'm guessing is code for "Spit in my food"

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>not watching Steve1989MREInfo

Why are guys blaming for his blandness ? Not the boring question but his "lack of charisma", isn't that how a host qupposed to behave to let the guests have all the spotlight (since we're here for them) ?

Why does this shit exist, if you're going to kill my mouth, at least give it some fucking flavor!