Times your boner betrayed you

For some reason Rita Repulsa yelling at and degrading her cronies made me really confused as a kid

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AAAAAAAAAH

>getting hot for someone over 50

Well how does it make you feel now?

Less confused, but more turned on.

Some of my first boners were from power rangers pink, yellow rangers and Rita I didn't know what was going on

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>my penis when the monster swallows some of the power rangers

You right now.

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Goldar or whatever the fuck his name was had to have been deep dicking her too. 10,000 years without sex, she would be so pent up that you would only have to walk up to her and look her in the eye and say, "I'm going to fuck you" and she would get wet just hearing those words. God it's making me hard just thinking about it

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First Yea Forums crush was Trini
Second Yea Forums crush was Vypra from Lightspeed Rescue

He's getting back in shape. Hasbro might call him back soon!

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Go to bed, Jason.

>user, I-

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I wanna fuck that rabbit

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He's also doing pro-wrestling! So based!

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I'm telling mom.

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He's also with his wife's son! So progressive!

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holy shit, imagine if his angle is that he believes he's actually a power ranger

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With the cuck meme it's really a chicken and egg thing.

Send him to AEW to shit up the roster.

What was the actresses name?

Yikes. Was this a community college production?

She had several.

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Just suck his cock already, fag

Fuck you, Disney

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the real pink ranger didn't have a tummy

Look, Austin. I love you, but you need to fuck off from here. You are not gonna make yourself into a meme. You are not gonna get the alt-right to start supporting you as some counterculture alternative to JDF. It is just not going to happen.
Just keep doing cons, and living your best life. Maybe Hasbro will reach out to you now Saban is not calling the shots. If they do, it won't be because these chucklefucks like you.
Peace.

>408 views

Oof.

Meanwhile, JDF's wrestling thing has:
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>42,096 views

JDF cucks ASJ again.

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You now damn well I was talking about Machiko

The real Pink Ranger revealed much more than her tummy.

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Fuck Disney, indeed.

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>JDF! JDF! JDF! JDF!

Based.

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Look at what a qt she was.

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How did they get away with it?

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It was a different time.

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post all you got, user

tfw amy jo johnson won't be your mommy

Oh Jesus.

Could he at least have kicked him for real so that it wouldn't look so sad?

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I don't think it's ASJ. If I were ASJ I wouldn't show off that wrestling thing. So embarrassing.

>be power rangers fan
>you bump into a balding, poorly dressed bear mode at a con one day
>he offers you some home cooked carnitas as an apology, sees your green ranger shirt, and tells you he used to work on the set of the first power rangers
>you ask why he didn't stay on to get con famous like your idol and oerverse sexual crush JDF
>he goes silent for a moment and gets a somber look on his face before declaring that while his friend Frank spent the best years of his life pretending to be a superhero...
>he removes his aviators as if to emphasize the point and then continues
>"I spent the best years of mine striving to be a real hero."
>the strange man walks off and disappears into the crowd
>you go online later to check cast photos and see if you can spot the man you met earlier
>yfw you met the first Red Ranger and original team leader
>you send some fan mail to JDF describing your encounter and ask why you never see the two of them hang out at cons
>one week later there's a knock on your door
>you open it to find an angry looking JDF standing on your doorstep
>he cuts you off before you can utter even a single spergout over how Lord Drakkon is your favorite fictional character of all time
>he screeches three words in your face and runs off down the street, ranting all the while about how strong and empowered his wife is
>"RED MAN BAD!"

rate my fanfic senpai-tachi

>Don't hit on me you silly boys!

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What did she mean by this?

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Oh Lawdy, moar please.

She shaves her pubes.

Wake up.
See this.
Wat do?

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She's heading down to the Fuck Bash.

What does she have against JYB?

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>tfw i only like girls with bushes now because i used to spy on my big sister in the shower and she had a big bush

Well, at least Mischa is happy.

this shit is what creates furries

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>three foot two
imagine the smol

this shit is what creates gay men

Is that Zack's son?

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This triggers the feminists.

>sister goes to the bathroom to shower
>hear the door close and lock
>wait for the sound of running water and shower curtain close
>sneak by the door and peek through the bottom crack
>wait patiently for her to finish and catch a glimpse of her nude body stepping out before putting on a towel
>go back to room with a major hard on

If he stopped eating his pork carnitas he'd get back into shape faster.

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I am almost certainly convinced that in the late twentieth century there was a microcosm of powerful influencers that wanted to turn millennials and zoomers into a demographic of dog-diddling degenerates

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STOP BULLYING JASON

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It's more like these animators developed their art having seen Fritz the Cat and the like. Anyway anthropomorphism naturally becomes sexualization, not that it justifies furries though.

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He's got all ten fingers, so no.

>tfw JYB confirmed Amy Jo is a brap queen
God, imagine the smell.

That's not genetic, you retard.

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How can you be sure when he only has one hand shown?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. JDF gets sooo much shit for participating in pro-wrestling, many of which came from ASJ fans, only for ASJ to participate in pro-wrestling too?

The irony.

ASJ is such a huge copycat.