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Zapan a good boy
He dindu nuffin

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Get your, you's for nothing and your feels for free.
Also, is the movie worth watching?

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Oh for fuck's sake I thought I was the one making the new thread
We need to get our shit together

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OH HO HO NO NO NO NO NO
OUTTA MY WAY
DISNEY FUCKING SHITS

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Eh, it's not a big deal. As long as duplicates aren't made, it's cool.

Alita acute battle angle

It could have made double that if they hadn't fucked their marketing up so badly but I'm so glad it wasn't a bomb

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totally.
wait for a better rip if you can't watch it in theater

Where can I watch Alita right now?

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>is the movie worth watching
Hell yeah user we haven't made over 300 generals for nothing

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Well, Fox gave up on it. I bet they're shocked it did what it did. Their original reported expectations were lower than what it got.

>Alita made a little more than these flops
That's not really something to be proud of.

Kek.

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Do you feel bad in charge?

nah
except actually big yeah

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>4-8 times more is a little

Pretty impressive number at today’s meetup.

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www.alitatickets.com/

You guys are the two at front row?

Nobody's in charge I just want these threads to keep going and if we keep messing with each other then that makes it difficult

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was looking at dom bo my bad

Anyone read this book?

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Not yet but I'm planning on buying it soon.
He's going to do a miniseries about how to make films apparently, probably for his El Rey tv channel

Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita’s longing melancholy.

Details please

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didn't know about it but now I want to check it out.

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The absolute state of the mouse rn.

New IP, manga adaptation, full CGI protagonist in live action, cyberpunk setting, no big stars. How much earnings would you expect from a movie like that? It managed to eclipse all those competitors, most of them based on existing IPs with nostalgia value and Disney's prestige behind them.

Disney is heading into another 70s-style dark age, only we're not going to get anything cool like the Black Cauldron out of it.

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Off topic, but I want to know how GI Joe got a sequel with these numbers against that budget. I'm guessing it was based entirely off merchandising and toys?

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yeah i haf 2 of them for some reason

>Disney is heading into another 70s-style dark age, only we're not going to get anything cool like the Black Cauldron out of it.
Disney is a necrotic husk of what it used to be and it will never be what it was. There is no redemption for the Mouse.

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Zapan a BITCH

>wanted to get here at 5
>Just arrived
Traffic is crazy. Hope the other anons make it

>150M Domestic
That’s a fucking lot, what the fuck Americlaps?

I was there at the meetup, you didn't notice me but boy oh boy did I notice some of you

Listen, faggot.
You shut the fuck up or I’ll kill your tranny gf

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I think they REALLY wanted to revitalize the brand so they probably took the monetary hit for it. Also:
>150mn domestic
goddammit burgers

Blue shirt laptop?

BITCH

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Pink crop top, shortshorts
Sec tho heading over to theater

still some of my favourite OC

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>*teleports behind you
Pssh nothin’ personnel kid
SPREAD THOSE METAL CHEEKS

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>The Bfg
honestly pretty based that Rodriguez, with Jim's help, did more than Spielberg and pretty convincingly too
makes you realize how hard it is for new IP's to make an impression, so many movies that aren't capeshit are flops

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Broney top and a bright pink fanny pack.

That is until Spielberg came along and delivered Ready Player One.

Yeah, Hasbro sees it as an advertising cost, just like the GI Joe cartoons in the 80s.

But do any kids even want the toys anymore? Do they have any fanbase outside of manchildren? I guess there's a good number of childhood-reliving betas in their 30s, fucking sad that adults would buy that stuff. Maybe they see a market opportunity since Star Wars is shitting the bed so hard.

and before anyone says anything, I know Alita isn't from a new IP, but it was from the height of its popularity when the movie released, basically a new IP from a movie standpoint

does anyone else think she looks a bit like Keira Knightley in this pic

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Was that movie any good? I read part of the book and it was absolute garbage fan-wankery.
Like I get it dude, you were alive in the '80s

I think Hasbro just needs to bite the bullet and accept that the heydays of the 80s and 90s are well and truly over now.

in a scale of cwc to bayley jay, how trap voice user is?

I'm there, wearing fishnets and a schoolgirl outfit. I do have a bit of a 5-oclock shadow going, sorry was in a rush and couldn't shave.

in like the vaguest sense, maybe.

Yeah even though technically it's an adaptation it's basically a new IP as far as Hollywood goes

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She's more like Greta Gustava Martela.

LA meetup anons, see you at the rally point in 10 minutes

>want to be a better writer because of Alita
>look up some stuff online
>it's all empty fluff bullshit

I'll just be completely honest, I enjoyed Ready Player One, for reasons much different than Alita. It felt like a classic Spielberg adventure story, and lots of the action is spectacular. It's a fun underdog story that understands what the audiences want to see, without being condescending. It feels more genuine than other blockbusters of it's nature.

yes put Spielberg has made 3485050343482003 movies, and with high budgets too, he's bound to have some hits
for Rodriguez it was his first movie with that kind of budget
I admire the balls on Cameron to give that to him, not to mention his 2 big movies were Sin City 2 and the Machete sequel which were flops

Y'all are weird as fuck but I love all of you and I wouldn't have it any other way

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As in writing tips? There's a book called How Not to Write a Novel which, while kind of tongue in cheek has some good examples of pitfalls you want to avoid. I recommend it.

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I pretty much hated RP1 the first time I saw it. Then watched it again and realized it wasn't really that bad. Then watched it a 3rd time and decided that it's got some problems but they didn't get in the way of enjoying it. The book is... not so good. A lot of what made the movie more impactful is spelled out in like the first chapter and I basically put the book down after that.

i have a feeling some of these people may not be there but we'll have to see once the group pic happens

Any Montreal anons here?
I plan to re-watch Alita in 3D tomorrow.

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I know we're now getting off topic, but I avoided the book. It's clear Spielberg had the film written to be more like something he'd do, like ET.

How is everyone doing today?

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I work in Montreal
Are you a cute girl like Alita?

I wonder what she's doing now. Has there been any update on her?

Swallowing Fox is actually going to fuck them over in the long run. Disney's investors are going to expect them to do something productive with all the IPs they've grabbed, but their shitty management style will just drive the things they've acquired into the ground.

Nostalgia has been milked completely dry over the last 15 years, look at stuff like the new Predator movie. This era in pop culture has so little identity beyond "hey, remember that thing?" From this point, succeeding in the media is going to depend on finding a new thing that's popular, and Disney has put themselves in the worst position to do that with their huge collection of legacy IPs.

Even if Disney identifies a rising trend, their investors will tell them not to take risks riding it when they have so much legacy stuff that's proven. They'll die the same way Kodak did, who pioneered digital cameras but didn't develop them because it would cut into their film business.

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hmmmmmm i was eyeing that one...im not sure

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you made the right choice. Plus the author has the single cringiest blog post on the internet that I've ever read and it basically warped my minimal view of the guy. He somehow out cringed bronies and m'lady guys at the same time.

She's basically a model for that prosthetics company now apparently

good for her, i wonder if she read the manga

>*slurrrrp*
>Yep, nothin like good solid metal. None of that nanotech crap kids these days are into. They sure don't make bodies like they used to.

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Also, the Fox shareholders now hold the biggest piece of the company at Disney, which is what Disney didn't want. They're fucked.
I don't remember the article, but the Murdochs now hold the biggest share in the company.

Well actually, I don't think the Murdochs have a place their now, but whoever's running Fox, they could make Disney their bitch.

I saw Alita again today since it's at the buck theater now, and a fat white trash couple had sex in the row directly in front of me and in my peripheral

THIS IS THREAD #348
THIS IS THREAD #348
THIS IS THREAD #348
THIS IS THREAD #348
THIS IS THREAD #348
THIS IS THREAD #348
THIS IS THREAD #348

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Got some good writing done but now I feel like falling asleep at the keyboard.

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Which scene did they do it at? The whole movie?

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Thank you thread man. Almost half way to 400 already.

I can't remember, they came in after the movie already started and about half way they both ducked down in their seats

That chrome reminds me of Hajime Sorayama's work.

>mfw our little community of Alitafrens and OCfags and meetupfags and even Jerome

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You have to put Alita in that picture though.

>meetup is happening right now
>no jerome

Extremely ironic statement considering nanotech is hundreds of years old and basically lost tech.

he's crying himself to sleep over the fact that well adjusted Alita fans have friends and he's a cringeworthy loser

Wait, were we really only at 299 a week ago and now we're basically at 350? We still go through 7 threads a day? Can we ever be stopped?

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Where's this still of Grew from? Looks good quality, no watermark, wasn't from a camrip, probably not a trailer either. Someone from the production is giving us memetic support aren't they?

Also look at the grain, looks like something shot on film.

Can someone post that OC of Alita taking a selfie outside that comfy cabin? Grevious needs it.

>be me
>going to mini-mart to get chocolate because Alita revived my taste for chocolate
>walk pass Arizona Green Tea
>ALITA CAN DETECTED
>store clerk saw me being really excited
>walk to get chocolate
>walk back passed Green Tea
>about to pay
>Clerk looked at can and said in broken English
>"Wait here" then left
>came back with another can
>smiled and gave it to me

Thank you Mr.Store Clerk

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Do you have that one?

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The effects of healing extends beyond the healed.

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Good night frens

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Based store clerk. Maybe he was an Alita fan too.

>store clerk saw me being really excited

Wonder what that looked like. Did you start fidgeting and flailing and making noises?

Turns out I already had it, but thanks fren

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Good night Alitafren. Dream of cyborg sugar plums

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Truly the comfiest place to be

This is a good blog post thank mr clerk

Night fren, rest well and dream of cyber women

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It's definitely based on Sorayama yeah

I did a little dance and held the can with both hands
I can guarantee I had a really goofy smile on as well

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It's okay to take a break don't burn yourself out

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Congrats on acquiring blessed cans.

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Never mind found it.
The collection grows.

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This is actually adorable I hope you enjoyed the tea

No it's not

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Define cute.

It's probably one of the last showing in 3D on the planet.

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Sweet, new one.

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Faster!

damn user you are pretty cute

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I said it would be cool but now I'm seriously considering making this my second tattoo.

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>keep looking
>still haven't seen a single one

>alita leaves the last theater in my area tomorrow

I don't want her to go.

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Same here user I'm glad I found an image of it, I like subtle references like this that only fans would get

At least each day is one step closer to the blu-ray and sequel announcement.

an user here is desperately trying to dump his stock

GO! FURTHER! BEYOND!!!

This is one of the best OC's made here, so fucking cute and high quality.

I'm aware. I'm looking for one in the wild, one all to myself.

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That's a blessed perspective user

Has Rosa seen this?

I want to watch this so bad!

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Of course not, it was just posted here and nowhere else.

doubtful but I bet she'd find the various edits we've spawned really funny.
where have you been since February?

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who did the find qt robot girl in the trash first? Alita or Chobits?

There's only a shitty camrip right now, you really should have seen it while it was in theaters though

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dat toe cleavage, mamma mia!

Alita was first by 10 years

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Gunnm is from the 99s; chobits the 00s
Fucking zoomers dont know bout my chobits. Feelsbadman.

yes

also

what was meant by this

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Alita started in '93 and ended in '95

Chobits started in 2000 and ended in 2002

>tfw you will never find a qt robot grill that can destroy your enemies with her bare hands and come home and do cute girly things to get your attention, like her cheeks puffing up when she holds her breath in irritation
I WANT TO DIE

It's a reference to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits

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You gonna go watch Alita in 3D?

alita.
still love chobits though.
you waifufags should watch it, chii was my first waifu back when i was a dumb teen

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there is powerful energy at work in this image

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Rosa wears some strange things sometimes but she always pulls it off

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[STARES in STOICISM]

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This movie has healed me but also made me extremely discontent with the reality I live in.

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FUCK
FUCK

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Saw it three times in 3D, last time was IMAX 3D.
Not a Montreal user though if that's what you're asking

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be strong Todd be strong for Alita.

I see, I though you were a fellow Montreal user,
I got to watch Alita 3 time as well.
first in 3D, the twice in IMAX, even made my parent see it in IMAX.

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Why do you think I write so goddamn much fluff.

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>Alita
>robot girl
Pick one.

user, you are truly retarded.

>smug attitude
>torn pants
OH MY FUCKING LORD UGH HOLY SHIT MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT NOW

>JUST

"What are you gonna do?"
"I'm gonna boop them all, sir."

Well, user, I hate to point this out but I don't actually want to die either.

Childhood is wanting to be Hugo(the object of undeserved love and devotion)
Adulthood is wanting to be Alita(the one who gives love to flawed and imperfect beings)

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>never ever in 3D
>never ever in IMAX
haha no it's okay guys i'm not in extreme psychological pain or anything lol vocaroo.com/i/s0DlZ89jGlfd

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It's ok, I only saw it 5 times in 2D.
Need a hug, user? We can get through this together.

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thanks fren

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I was still able to stock up.
I feel better now

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I was gonna said that I only saw Alita in 3D and IMAX, but that would be too cruel... ops I just said it.

>Didn't see it until late
>Only got to see it on a tiny broom closet screen a week before the movie stopped showing at all
>first time the projectionist fucked and the whole bottom quater was cut off for like 20 minutes
>second time I could hear the theater over playing medea the whole time
vocaroo.com/i/s1Zvw2ulO1FZ

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Stop it we're trying to comfort each other.

Wow, thanks user for sitting through that whole marathon with me! What movie do you want to watch next? Any new snacks you want? Could order pizza.

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Any of you have an Alita display? This is all I have so far, but I have a few more Alita items coming in.

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>You don't need any of that fancy 3D or IMAX user, as long as you are here with me

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>madea

Oh god

>Any new snacks you want?
y-you

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I saw in 3D and IMAX, twice.

>having the theatrical poster

i could have have a life sized cut out from when halo reach came out and have to say still salty we got some bud and am jelly

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Come on user, I need real snacks.

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I'd like to snack on some writing talent.

Can anons forgive me for stocking up on ammo instead of Alita cans?

I feel like Alita would understand

This snack is real...

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I just bruised my thingy.

Sorry man, I don't speak Trainspotting.

Bless you, Battle Angel.
Bless you.

>watching an emotionally evocative blade runner scene while madea is shouting hellur! how ur durin?

let's watch AI together alita!

These are some great Rosas

Goodnight everyone.
Stay safe out there.

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I'll take a bag of jellybeans.

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Anyone else here like themselves some RCR

But user, we can't have a marathon without snacks! Pick something.
Added to the list.

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>I'll bite your knees!

Good night, Alitafren

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sleep tight fren!

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How about some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups then?

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aaaahh just read stupid

I just found a bunch of Rosas

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She looks like she's your mommy and you just fucked up

Don't go creeping Rosas, user

Here comes the chancla. Running will just make things worse

user do you have the original image for this fort?

blonde-Alita=bad
blonde-Rosa=bretty good

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOVIELITA DITCHED US!

>don't sit so far away get closer to me user

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That's a pretty cool fort

>just like back in high school...

Too real, user.

FUCK YOUR ANKLES

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But I'm right here user! I got the snacks you wanted, let's watch the movie!

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Hey, do you own a bike, by chance?

not sure of boy or girl kek cute though. I might be at the Alita's last montreal showing in English tomorrow at forum...I live not too far from dtwn

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I don't do deliveries, I'm sorry user.

I have one poster on display, 3 more that I'm still thinking where to put. And another on it's way.

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Then how did you get those movies and snacks so quickly? HA! CHECKMATE!

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Oh shit, Alita is a vampire now?

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Not really.
I dunno if id rather get a custom print made or one of those.film splices.

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I'm ok with this.

>Alita will never sensually feast on your blood

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Charming. Absolutely charming.

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Just take my damn heart already.

>Never?
>You just had to ask

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I made this!
I didn't know anyone saved it!
Seeing it makes me super happy
Thanks user!

Rosa did one of those google autocomplete things?

Yeah and unlike Brie Larson she's funny and adorable and actually answers the questions

I liked it and forgot about it and found it now! Nice edit user!

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Underwater Alita is top fucking cute.

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No no, user

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Yes

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her head looks disproportionately large here, she's an actual real-life anime character

Hello there Alitans, mind if I drop in?

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thanks user!

More like you can drop out. Bye!

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Not at all fren come and have a set

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>it's Jerome!
>what's happened to him?

The way she's sitting is making my little cocktail weiner a thick German sausage, if you catch my drift.

The film splice is actually one of the things that I ordered. Got the ending shot one where she's holding up the blade

Underrated kino.

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>Thought we all told you to fuck off

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pretty cool that they got a girl who freedives to study how clothes/hair behave underwater.

>have a mild bondage fetish and imagination runs right the fuck away
STOP! I'M GONNA BURST A BLOOD VESSEL DOWN BELOW!

why so mean?

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We should send Jim/Rosa/Robert a card just like Yea Forums did with Satoru Iwata (RIP) when he fell ill

cinemablend.com/games/Nintendo-Satoru-Iwata-Gets-Giant-Get-Card-From-Yea Forums-64544.html

I think they did this scene to test the water effects for Avatar 2

>bondage fetish
That's really unfortunate user

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We were planning on it. I actually guess we could do it sooner rather than later, now that the whole Captain Marvel thing is over.

Any info on the BluRay release yet?

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Who the fuck need Viagra when you have kinky Rosa?

I think a lot of the budget on Alita was borrowed from Avatar 2 and 3's budget.

>no bra

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We've been on our own as far as news' concern for the last 3 weeks. Since the Disney merger, Landau and the Alita movie page haven't really said anything. Though Rodriguez, Salazar, and Cameron continue to post stuff about the movie.

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where is Xray user when we need him

Not x-raying because fuck you, of course. This is a PG-13 thread.

ALITAFAGS
ASSEMBLE!

Rosa like never wears a bra lol

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Been saving money so that I can haul Alita dics for the whole family and friends.

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so umm
what are the tiddies for?

*unintelligible porno noises*

There are a couple things we planned, like a dub of the bar scene, a dub of the whole movie, a letter to the crew, and more meetups.

Speaking of which, any word on how the meetup is doing?

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>only a mild one
that's cute
yeah, that was actually one of writefag's tasks. He's just been waiting until the time is right but I think it's safe to say the majority of Alita hate/CM drama is basically gone.

Because Blondita is wrong and it's sin

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>that's cute
sup Rosa

Letter first

Blondita maker should make himself useful and make some blond Moner pics so we can envision Shumira in the sequel.

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Can you please explain in detail what you mean

What I'm saying is I could really stuff her hotdog bun with an over-sized Bratwurst, if you know what I mean?

I have the letter drafted- I'll repost it some time soon. If you guys can figure out where to send it that would be great.

Human brain envision body image with tiddies and nanotech adapts.

I hate the fans of the movie that tell others to not think too much about the script. "Just enjoy it as an action movie!" as like some way of getting them to watch it. To me, that's such a disservice to how detailed and comprehensive the screenplay is, you can pick out a new detail every second. Sets up and pay offs are all over the film, double meanings, and Cameron loves his symbolism. Fuck the fans who treat the film as anything lesser than of perfection.

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No meet-up stories yet?

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We could ask to the AlitaExperience Twitter where to send it (as it responds a lot to fans) or just to the Lightstorm Entertainment HQ

I just thought it was funny because they don't serve any functional purpose haha

Yeah they're both good ideas for sure

what is if something went wrong

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I don't think anybody here has ever used the 'turn your brain off and enjoy line on people. We've analyzed this movie 500,000 times already. and we'll keep doing it.

The script gets better upon multiple viewings.

based someone gets it

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they hopefully went out for drinks after the movie.

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CAHM ONNN ALITA
THROW THE MOTORBAWWWWWLL
YEAH THROW THE BLOODY MOTORBAWL

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What is this reddit meme?

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Oh shit you guys Jerome wasn't kidding, is anyone listening to the Irvine police scanner?

u bring light in

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Don't joke what's going on

nice

all jim had to do to turn alita into a hit was add a avatar 2 teaser after credits. thats it.

HOLY SHIT this is going to be on the news it says they've sent two swat teams to the theater oh my god

Where are you hearing this

Nice shitpost

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I can't believe I'm writing into "overtime" chapters now. I intended to end this at Chapter 20.
I also couldn't help one moment of hope in the story, too. Ha ha.

Mirror: Chapter 21
>pastebin.com/RXhEf2iL

>/r/ing this pic with Blondlita

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Guys... come on

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>she shows him those big trusting eyes
>he dumps her to go do criminal shit

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>yo fryman, what gives? I bought this Alita shirt off tha computa there and I get this. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? WHO IS ALITRE? THAT'S NOT HER NUMBER. It's that fucking cup, he did this didn't he

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Guys...

Turn on the news. Right now.

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How bad is that film and is it worth watching just for Rosa?

Nice meme, but it's not happening.

Haven't seen it but we post clips of her from it all the time

was the meetup at Irvine? there's some shit on the news about a theater there

This an actual meme or what?

>Haven't seen it but we post clips of her from it all the time
more like one clip in particular

If it's legit then tell us what channel

Whatever could you mean, user? Clearly we only post clips of Rosa's superior acting ability, which are numerous--

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There's her looking at the motorcycle and her mounting that guy in the ambulance

>just order a large, farva
>i don't want a large farva! i want a goddamn alitre of cola
>i don't know what that is!
>alitre is french for 'give me some fuckin' cola before i break vous' fuckin' lip!'

ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT, /alita/ general, RESCUE PARTY

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She's not "mounting," she's subduing a potential subject in a theft (stealing her heart).

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I dunno man but yesterday or the day before there was an user making threats but we thought he was just posting pics of another user's guns so it's most likely fake

>cola
>not kino
ONE FUCKING JOB

It's pretty shitty people would even joke. This is low, even for Jerome.

I will make next bread.

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Ido just casually scrapping Razor off-page.

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didn't realize the bike one was from the same movie
I guess they really liked those ass shots in that movie

That director knows why people watch films like that

NEW BREAD

NEW BREAD

He had to find a well fitted scene for that plot, if you catch my drift.