I-I'm not gay, I swear

>I-I'm not gay, I swear

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I'm a personal friend of Zachary. I can assure you, he really, really likes women.

>t. Zachary

>not being asexual in 2019
Never gonna make it.

Based Zachary

He's a cunnysieour

pure christian boy

Boipussi

looks like he needs to Have sex

Same person, guess who

Pretty sure he's been married before though? Anyway, he's also a devout Southern Christian and probably believes in the wait for marriage business. Shame all the Christian girls are thots who never do.

Maybe he's an incel?

>9 replies, 9 posters
>"Same person"
???

I know it's hard for a low effort Yea Forums goon to understand but happy, successful and especially rich men have a lot of choice when it comes to women. He's probably redpilled af and sees them all as gold diggin hooers which isnt really that far from the truth sadly

He should have ended up with Yvonne Strahovski.

isn't he married to emily blunt

Based faggots still thinking 98% of the planet is "pretending" to be hetero

that's john krasinski

As a single man in his 30s myself the only options society gives me are gay or incel. Hmm, choices.

>good friend of Zachary

Come on dude, if he fuck you in the ass you have to tell

Unironically this.

He's a conservative christian. He appeared in a movie with Bill Orielly, James Woods, and John Voight for fucks sake.

He's saying he hasnt found the right woman because the modern american woman is LMAOtrash as far as raising a family as mandated by his religion and political beliefs

He was already married once and they got a divorce a year later. He probably has zero interest in going through that shit again.

This

And spare no details

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>Levi was raised a Christian. In a 2002 interview with Relevant Magazine, he said:

>My job on my set, I believe, is to first just love people and gain that trust with people where they know that I really do love them and care about their well-being, so that when they are running into problems, they will hopefully, at some point, come to me and ask me, 'What is your peace all about? What is your comfort all about? Where do you get your love? Where do you get your talents?' And I can turn to them and say without blinking, 'Jesus Christ'

That's pretty based honestly.

B-BUT JOKER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE INCEL
NOOOO MY NARRATIVE

He should ask Steven Crowder if his wife had any friends.

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>He appeared in a movie with Bill Orielly, James Woods, and John Voight
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2?

>those digits
>that comment

And the award for post of the month goes to...

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>Is famous actor.
>Is good looking.
>Has cash.
>No girlfriend
100% faggot confirmed. How could he not be a faggot?

Maybe he really is, maybe he is scared shitless of having a money grubbing gold digger come into his life and screw him out of all his hard earned money.
Maybe he just dosent want Brendon Fraisered.

>Jewish
>Conservative christian
Wut

>How could he not be a faggot?

Exactly this. I know the struggle. All the "Christian" women are still impure whores with no wifely skills or grace.

UwU

Levi is his middle name. He's not jewish.

Jesus christ this thread is based

Too bad Yvonne got passed around by so many kike producers, she was probably the one.

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He's not Jewish. He's a Christian from Louisiana. Levi isn't even his last name, it's his middle name.

Haha! I'm waiting for the right woman too, Zachary. Haha.

I'm gay

>Levi said of himself "I'm very spiritual but not particularly religious" and, while avowing a belief in God, said of religion "[religion] is in my opinion very destructive to what I believe the true heart and spirit and essence of a God is."

It would certainly make sense since he seems to love having his hands all over cute boys

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Jack is such a fucking slut

Women will lie and tell people you're gay too, even if you're not. My ex gf told everyone she fingered my ass and that I was gay now and the insane thing is all my friends believed her and now they seriously think I'm gay.

that kid is definitely gay

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Thanks for joining us tonight Aaron.

BASED CHADZAM BTFO ALL ROASTIES

Probably this. I bet he actually has oneitis for her. Can't blame him, I would have fallen in love too.

He's right. Religion often gets in the way of faith.

Good news is you now have a get out of jail free card if you ever wanted to fuck a twink off grindr.

Very cool!

He's just a manlet Jewish kid, they all seem effeminate and gay because their terrible culture condemns masculinity and their overbearing mothers hammer this home constantly. I feel bad for Jewish men honestly, they are beaten down by the women in their lives from day one and think that's how it is supposed to be.

Absolutely baste.

levi isnt his last name he did that to trick the jews into accepting him

Checked

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one of us

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Yeah...theres no way the kid that plays Freddy is anything but gay.

Do you have a .webm of Zack carrying one of the boys bridal style, it was from the red carpet I think

Jimmy FALLon BTFO!

I've never not laughed at that picture

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He's not gay, but a guy like that, which, let's be honest here, who has never really had a career, needs to suck some producer's dicks to help his career. I mean, really, everyone would do the same thing in his position. take it up the ass and then get a blockbuckster movie? Nice deal if you ask me.

He is a pretty based twink in training tbqh.

I would seriously take a swing if another man touched me like that. We used to have a guy in high school that thought it would be funny to pretend to be gay and run up and touch you on the hand or stroke your dick and he tried that on me and I picked him up and body slammed him through a lunch table

Then you sucked his dick to show the rest of the kids how gay that dude really was?

Hope Zach attack hooks up with Grace Shazam

For a board that loves to talk about "movies women would never understand" Yea Forums sure is fast to scream homosexuality at frienship.

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Is he your husband now?

I-I-I SWEAR IM NOT GAY!! M-MY DICK GOT HARD BECAUSE I REMEMBERED A HOT LESBIAN VIDEO I SWEAR

no one here has friends, what did you expect

Or maybe we're all best friends and we didn't even know it but now we know it and we'll all be best friends

>He's a conservative christian
Why doesn't he just go to texas or something and find one of those hot as fuck christian girls, fucking pick up 18 year olds all day.

she was hot as FUCK in chuck. suck and fuck chucks hot feed and sneed

>find one of those hot as fuck christian girls, fucking pick up 18 year olds all day.
He's a christian you retard. He wouldnt behave like that...AS A CHRISTIAN

>muh christians don't fuck
you are ignorant.

people with the last name Levi are Jewish

LGBTQGDOWGDI*** BTFO!!!

>I would seriously take a swing if another man touched me like that.
lol this guy is gay

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

he's gay

This

Some guy touched me like that I'd give him a pounding he would never forget

Men with a brain aren't looking to seriously date dipshit 18 year old sluts. Sure, he could easily fuck them if he wanted and it would be fun, but there's no way he'd be dumb enough to wife one, which is the whole point of him saying he hasn't found the right one. He has already been married and divorced, he knows how this shit goes.

is pseudo-gay kino back on the menu???

The question here isn't if he is gay or straight. Would you fuck Zach, Yea Forums? Be honest.

>being proud of your mental illness

No, but I'd be his bro and hope he can hook me up with hot actresses.

Could it be that he's a closeted incel? Is he /ourguy/ rather than goose, hiding his power level so roasties don't tweet at him to have sex and he can still find work?

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Dunno how’s his ass?

we'll die alone. Best hope is to wait for SHTF and get a qt madmax sex slave/waifu.

>pseudo-gay kino
The word you are looking for is "gaybait".

judaism is a matriarchal culture.

Good for him.

/ourguy

Yes, I know, that was my point. It's a bad thing and I feel bad for the men trapped in it.

>a
Fucking smoothbrain

Fucking awesome.

gays cannot be /ourguy/ faggot

Projecting, closeted faggots BTFO.

green bay fudge packers more like it, right lol?

aka he knows all women are roasties and thots but can't say that

Just like Whoopi "Goldberg"

Based. Back in my day we used to bully fags. What the fuck happened?

Everyone became unironically gay and started fucking each other instead of bullying each other

>really really like women
Sounds like something a faggot would say desu

Haha imagine that

The pool of women he can date is limited to self made millionaire women who are also not cunts. There are maybe 10,000 women in all of America who fit that description and he has no good way to meet them.

More like 0

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With how big his movie is, I think he'll be fine going forward. Women will be throwing himself at him left and right. Some of them might be worth a shit.

You're misremembering. It's young Billy carrying Freddy.

No I'm thinking of a .webm I saw of Zach holding one of the boys on the Shazam red carpet in his arms and like pretending to throw him or something

I honestly thought he was openly gay until right now

>christian

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He looks fun, or at least he's really trying. The opposite of that Marvel cunt.

Nope

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Apparently a lot of Jews hate Zachary Levi because his name is so Jewish sounding, but he's not Jewish.

Haha yes that's the one! But it was a .webm lol

youtu.be/jH05V7GhizE
6 min

>Choice A: Pull your dick out for a Western Woman in 2019 and suffer the consequences

>Choice B: Abstain and work on your craft

Choice B > Choice A

I thought he was married to Kristen Bell

i keep confusing him with Zachary Quinto

and then everyone clapped

based & redpilled

That's what it is
Just realized they are different

Kek. This is the only time I've laughed to this shit meme.

You're thinking of Jennifer Garner

At least he has "possibly gay" as an explanation.

I am a late 20's good looking dude but I have such a standoffish and exacting personality that I haven't found a good girl to get into a long term relationship with, ever. Sure I have banged girls and everybody knows it but I can sense my family and friends getting worried I am gonna be one of those weird 30/40 something bachelors who ends up dying alone.

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That's fine, but don't call it "asexual" and wave a flag and act like a faggot.

God I wish he was gay and in love with me!

proof

>0:07
>That terrified mother hand stopping the blowjob by proxy

Fuckin lmao

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AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH cant stop him forever stage mom!

Can't really blame him for it desu

Holy crap, he is so gay.

Based as fuck

CHEEKS STATUS: BUSTED

>tfw no qt christian bf

Everyone dies alone. Nobody pulls their loved ones into the grave with them. We all have to die alone, eventually.