Hey guys its me angry video game nerd
Hey guys its me angry video game nerd
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Pizza shit
Are you playing games with ROMs made of turds?
FRED FUCHS
looks like the subway sandwich nonce
I can't wait to see how he's hiding his baldness in the next episode!
FUUUUUUUCK
*blocks your path*
Why do you let your wife get blacked?
IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR ALMOST 20 FUCKING YEARS AND I STILL CANT GET PAST THE FIRST STAGE
i trigger /vr/ by playing all my retro games on emulators
Super Mario Bros 2 is the perfect predecessor to the original game!
cowabongapieceodogshit
You should simulate Pong and then emulate it.
you can emulate the atari version
TO PLAY THE SNEEDY GAMES THAT FUCK AND SUCK ASS
Yes, emulate the simulated version since it can't be emulated.
emulate tennis for two
you can do it with a circuit simulator program or some shit like that, i think
WHO THE FUCK SAID ROMS
How based is Mike?
Brown Bricks
>IT'S THE YEAR 2007
IT'S THE YEAR 2007
>IT'S THE YEAR 2007
i remember when i was in middle school and i introduced some russian guy in my halo PC xfire clan to avgn.
we only talked via xfire text chat and we would share videos with eachother and try to synchronize our watching. I remember we watched some avgn and that 'youtube live' thing together
part of me wants to go back
part of me never wants to look back
did he really think he could just steal the avgn character and get away with it?
Why does Pat hate resellers so much? Wasn't most of his NES collection from resellers?
It legit bothers me that I haven't ever played the first "video" game. Yes, it's not real video, I know.
fuck off mike
Mike is our guy. Although I doubt most of us have a 10 inch penis.
Nobody likes you, Mike.
He turned out more successful than James in the end.
haha no
Entrepreneur and alpha.
He's bad at video games, yet thinks he's spectacular at them, afflicting him with the video game equivalent of Dunning-Kruger. Let's call it: "Nutting-Puter".
/not obscure
Got mine-FUCK YOU- Pat Cunti
how delusional are you
>he doesn't know
the virgin seo toy review vs the Chad Puppet Steve
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>that face.. being called a chad
Poopy shit fuck this game is a mountain of fuck shit turd shit I hate it so much
More like bald video game nerd
>making a shitty puppet clickbait show
>successful
We get it Rob, you hate that James is more successful, go back to your weird dude with Asalieri or whatever you do now.
he's gonna take you back to the past
to play some shitty games tha tsuck ass
he'd rather haaaaaaaaaave a bufaloooooooooooo
take a diahreea dump in his eaaaaaaaaar
he'd rathaer haaaaaaaaaave
the rotten ashoooooooool
eoa a roadkill skunk and down it with beeeeeeeeer
it's the angriers tgamer you've ever heard
he's athe angry nintendo nerd
he's the angry atari esega nerd
he's the angry
video game
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love this guy
That room probably smells like unwashed butthole.
>James
>successful
>sold his brand to a fat fuck who uses it to force his fellow blobs front and center while James gets pushed out, quite physically
>has zero creative input on basically anything he does
>two daughters
>cunt whore of a wife
>sociopath 'best friend' who probably beats him
Yep things looking up for ole James
he owns cinemassacre you fool
He made a video that's still on his channel which explains that's exactly what he thought.
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A DAUGHTER
WITHOUT EXTRA CHROMOSOMES
HE'S TOO AFRAID
TO ASK HIS WIFE
TO STOP FUCKING BLACK MEN WHILE HE'S HOME
based and same
>all of this fake conspiracy shit
>implying anyone cares about rental reviews
Dude apparently has enough creative input to make an entire video about his fucking cameras, but I guess he has no control over anything in his life.
I know it’s you Rob, stop making shitty live-streams and go back to 5 dollar website and stay there
no he doesn't
Yes he does.
no he doesn't, Ryan does
Screenwave doesn't own Cinemassacre.
he's the baldest angry cuck you ever heard
Ryan is more of a general manager
lel general manager of all James content including what shitty games AVGN plays
Blob 1 and Blob 2 also do all the writing, James just reads and acts out the shit with minimal input
What do you expect from the guy? He made great stuff over the years for everybody to enjoy.
Why do people keep shitting on James' wife? Because she keeps him too busy with the kids to make content?
Yep, I agree. However none of that has anything to do with the previous comments so I don't know why you bother replied.
>A HOO HOO HOO HEE HEE! THINK YOU CAN STOP YOUR WIFE FROM FUCKING BLACK MEN BATMAN!? A HOO HOO HEE HA HA! SOMETHING NOT UP TO PAR UNDER THAT UTILITY BELT? A HEE HEE HEE HA HA!
wow did Mike go too far?
Why does Yea Forums hate Jews so much? Aren't their favorite movies made by Jews?
James doesn't want to do all the writing anymore, all of this shit is done with his okay
James owns cinemassacre. But cinemassacre is apart of screenwave, which is owned by Ryan.
>JAMES WORKS HARD!
>OK WELL JAMES STILL HAS SOME INPUT!
>WHO CARES JAMES DOESN'T NEED TO WRITE ANYTHING!
I won't watch any films with any jewish influence
Will James ever do toy reviews with Ryan?
BROWN BRICKS
When Ryan says jump, James asks how high
No fucking shit. Why did you come into this thread and post this as if you were telling somebody something they've heard for the first time?
Rare balaclava on the right.
only mike willing to do that
lots of people think Ryan owns cinemassacre and the AVGN IP. But Mike confirmed on a livestream this is false. James owns cinemasdacre, but in order to get the financial benefits of being a screenwave division, he has to comply with Ryans demands. But james still owns cinemassacre.
i mean, Linkara is apart of screenwave now. But its not like Ryan owns Atop the forth wall
it might even be entertaining
Why doesn't he just calm down and talk about something he likes, all the best episodes are the least angry ones.
>Earthbound
>SwordQuest
>Nintendo Power
Same with Mike's serious game reviews.
Digits
slob zombie is an amazing name for that guy
I hate James Rolfe physically, I dislike that kind of man. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
>Say that to my face and see what happens
>NYEEEEEEH WHATS UP, KEK
>AINT I A FUCKING BLACK BULL FOR YOUR WIFE MOTHERFUCKA
Mike produces quality rage kino
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>james playing round 42, his forst video game
this is peak boomer autism by james. This is the most excited ive seen him play a game in a while.
the man is only excited by his childhood
>neither James or Mike know what CGA graphics are
I mean this shouldn't surprise me but
come on
cuck
>screenslobs thread
But why did he flinch?
did someone say screenshots?
someone theorized that james is so used to making movies, that he instinctively moved himself to adjust for the composition of the shot of mike moving his head
Might have just spooked him. Doesn’t have to mean Mike beats him up or anything
You people need to get a fuckin life.
now James is showing up in random horror documentaries
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cringe
>now
its been happening since the beginning. Hes been on a friday the 13th documentary and a nightmare on elm street one
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the interviewer literally had a Half in the Bag rip-off called Fix it in Post
>I FUCKING LOVE REDDIT LETTER MEMEIA
hot desu
it´s not that, i fucking hate when everyone is trashing Rental Reviews for being something like Half in the Bag when out there is worst examples that are copy-pasting RLM formate
ROLFE DID NOTHING WRONG YOU PLEBSS
rental reviews sucks monkey fuck
>when he says 'what were they thinking!?'
ah-bloo-blooooooooo!!!!!!!!
James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.
it still sucks monkey fuck user.
rlm crossover will never happen
but pic related said he unironically loves watching rental reviews and would do a crossover with them
that would be fucking funny
LITERALLY WHO
who?
The Voltage Vengerz guy
"Hey Yea Forums. I see you're talking about AVGN. OK, whelp....anyway.... I gotta get back to my streams."
Hi, angry video game nerd. I'm grampa.
H O L Y S H I E E T!
he has already
It's time for the Nerd to get a wig.
Asa was great.
Good grief, those shorts on Mike.
NOW
more like rolling shit
>ayo user put on that laffy taffy song
post the one of her at a convention; revealing her to be fat
A large portion of Yea Forums are extremely bitter and unhappy people who seek out hatred and rage and tell themselves they do it "for the lulz"
because shes a bitch
SOMEONE SEED THE JOE BOB TORRENTS YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn, she looks like Brie Larson's sexier, more feminine sister.
Hey guys, can I play?
on where?
Damn, this dude is stuck in 2001
get the fuck out, manlet
I get you want the crossover, but I doubt it will happen. The closet thing is somebody on reddit saying they asked on the cinemassacre panel at some con if they willing to do a crossover with rlm and justy said there have been "talks" with rlm. fat fuck.
does mike do cocaine?
2001? try 80s, along with james
funny howq mega64 went from hating AVGN to having an appreciation for AVGN out of sheer determination and still being a thing after 10 years
rarbg, but if you know of another tracker I'll direct my seedbox your way.
>feel when booted out of rental reviews and forced to do grunt work
Mike is sitting right next to him. Are they super-imposted onto each other or why is Ryan turning around like 180° degrees to look at him?
Because this shit is starting to really piss me off.
he actually said that on the podcast, how he didn't get avgn but then he met james at pax east and they talked and they had fun
Because that's what mega64 still is after a decade.
This guy is fuckin sad and will never reproduce
How the fuck must it feel to live in such a weighty fat body? I'd hate to get up out of bed each day.
im glad that mega64's smugness is starting to wear away with age.
I knew it!
this good? its on iptorrents.
Mike is a closet case and James wants none of the man meat.
>james' wife fucksderrick
>shawn's wife fucks mike
absolute pottery
>adult men obsessively collecting mass-produced hollow merchendise from franchises targeted at children
They may be "nice guys", but fuck me it's goddamn pathetic to watch adult men put so much stock in cheesy kiddy toys. It's like the ultimate seal of söy.
Let's check in on Jew Wario!
/too soon?
pat has not only appeared on pawn stars, but also 1000 ways to die
Mind = BLOWN!
i wish more people saw how mike is literally fred flintsone.
So many angry gamers. Is this the Joker's target audience?
James did it and got away with it
Reminder that there is only one true AVGN
wtf is meat wülf?
>iptorrents
I'm not a member and I do not want to fucking pay 20 bucks. But, yeah, thank you kindly.
if you want to risk sending a Yea Forums faggot an invite: burner4chinemail at protonmail
>now I know my opinion on this movie
How could anyone get their opinions from HitB when their stance on every single movie is "It's okay"?
good to know Crusty is the final authority on what videos get made
sent :^)
Where did rolf get all those fatties from?
Mike is laid back and chill,
But those fatties you can smell the desperation off them.
They're not funny or good reviewers.
Are they there to make him look slim?
It's certainly no Technology Connections
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You know, there is a greater than zero chance someone from this site will end up fucking one of James' daughters once they grow up
The race is on between Yea Forums and Yea Forums on which board will do it first
only the best ones
Think of the collection you'd eventually inherit.
Who was a fucking pedo
Good riddance
>Who was a fucking pedo
No he fucking wasn't. Jesus Christ. Last I checked the age of the "little girl" was 16 or 17, which is legal in many places. Too bad they removed the eerie "Jew Wario is dead" video, but for some reason I like to watch literal dead youtubers and just wonder what the fuck.
Meh. Most of James's collection is loose carts.
If you are attracted to 16 year old children then you deserve to get your brains blown out by your wife while you are hiding in the bathroom
>Meh. Most of James's collection is loose carts.
Maybe so, but he's got some nice condition items, like his mini arcades from the '80s as well as some consoles and assorted vidya crap.
16 is legal in my state, discord tranny. It's fine as they are not children, yet still minors as in, they have not reached the age of attaining the majority of rights. (Oregon may change that if they let them vote.)
Also, Jew Wario killed himself while his wife pleaded for his life.
>16 year old
>child
kys
Would you eat Bootkitty/Grumpy Gamer Bitch's Shit Pickle cake, Yea Forums?
Why do american videos look flashy and colourful but AVGN videos are greyish and eastern europeish?
>haha what if i take bible fruit and put poop on top haha
Comedy gold
I'm NERD.
what the fuck is that small shit?
james went from meeting horror legends and now he's "a horror legend" himself lmao
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WHY CAN'T I GET A WORKING KID ICARUS ROM FOR MY SNES MINI!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
dunno lol
Its amazing how big Five Nights at Freddy's got. I remember when it was just a Flavour of the Month game on Yea Forums
>James' daughters once they grow up
they will follow her mother footsteps...
did he ever grow his foreskin back bros
you should stop posting old cinemassacre pics and find the loco bandito theme song bootsy did
They're all over. Pssst emuparadise + dl script
His 12 inch member prodded James
I believe all of it
Poor Game Dude. He tried so hard yet in the end it didn't even matter. Anyone remember him spamming comment sections with his "Like Irate Gamer, like AVGN? Then check out The Game Dude!"
>but AVGN videos are greyish and eastern europeish?
because james rolfe perfected kino, he said he was inspired by Tarkovsky when making the AVGN episodes
Easier said than done.
looks like a simpson character
I know this is bait, but if you were serious, 99% of adult males would have to get their brains blown out.
Reminder
Pat blamed poopypi for all of the sandnggers in NZ.
white people be like
>BWADADADADAOOOOOOW
black people be like
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
damn she mirin hard
All I wanted to do was play Kid Icarus. That was my whole intention with this thread.
goat theme song
This isn't funny or interesting, I reject it
after watching their reanimator and from beyond reviews this picture becomes so accurate
Why can't the blacks just hurry up and kill us all
My fucking sides
bruh look at this dude
I remember being so fucking hyped for the AVGN/Nostalgia Critic final battle back in the day
Doug's Bebes Kids review > James' Ricky 1 review
HE'D RATHER BEEEE
and then a decade later...
That's the power of Redditlettermedia.
They can make the most dried up empty reviews and cuckbois will still praise them
why isn't he funny anymore?
is it just nostalgia?
Fuck I feel so bad for James. He used to be a hero for all nerds and now look at him. Enslaved to a fatty and cucked by his bitch wife.
JUST
he lost his passion