but why?
But why?
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he was making a statement about Our Planet (Netflix)
what a fucking retard
It'll be fine
Actually walruses can survive falls like this believe it or not.
None of the other walruses turned their heads. Its like he wasn't even there. That's why.
global warming
It was a performance art piece about the ecological consequences of the anthropocene.
:'^(
Animal kino thread? Animal kino thread.
>people really think they are doing this because of fucking climate change instead of the walrus just overestimating it's height
They live on flat land their whole lives they aren't used to being on tall places and so they percieve large levels of verticality as small.
Do people really think these things have climate change induced depression?
>"Aw shit man there's less ice better go jump off this rock now"
>WE GOT SOME SAD FOOTAGE BETTER SHILL OUR AGENDA
What's based Pingu hearing in his soul lads?
is this jurassic park?
jesus fucking christ
Lmao you are so stupid. They go high because there no other place to go on the island, because of climate change.
im sure he's fine. he hit the water
I'm so sad watching this bros :(
>"H-HAYAI"
did they fuck?
He was really into DSBM
Retarded animal never evolved in/around cliffs. His genetic heritage has no code for "don't fall from X height" because over nearly all of its genetic history it only ever had to fall a few feet, into water.
The retarded animal climbed up a fucking hill then thought "Oh shit, I gotta get back down there. Better go the most direct way; Don't want to waste energy!"
So it leapt off the cliff with all the genetic programming saying "you'll splash."
h-he's fast
>the rooster isn't attacking the kid for being within half a mile of his hen
That bird is a cuck.
How else are walrus incels going to kill themselves?
have sex btw
He died because of global warming and humans ruining the planet, you enormous retard.
That thing could fuck you up son
worms disgust me so much. I don't even know why but just looking at them makes my skin crawl.
needs more yakety sax music
We live in an ecosystem.
>He died because of global warming and humans ruining the planet, you enormous retard.
Everything bad that happens is because of global warming.
...unless it turned out to be a good thing after all. Then it's not because of global warming.
>muh GLOBAL WARMING
Just 12 more years before we finally see the end, right ya fucking cuck? Why is the left so obsessed with these doomsday fantasies?
well you can tell by the way i used my walk
Im a woman's man, no time to talk
I want to be the worm being eaten so muc
shut the fuck up you normalfag /sci/ meme regurgitating retard
the rate at which ice is retreading is not large enough to the point where rock formations formerly covered with ice would be naked now. graphs and numbers make everything seem larger, the actually ability to perceive such with your own eyes would be impossible. the Arctic, Canadian and Alaskan oceans are still full of plenty of ice for walruses to live on
One lucky clip of one individual climbing up a pillar and not knowing how to get down doesn't change shit.
Animals die like this all the time in nature, it's the same thing that happens to your dog at the top of the stairs. It isn't used to Being at such a large vertical difference and so might have trouble going down the stairs when it's no different from the way they normally move, one paw in front of the other
that's a walrus ass nigga
you evolved to hate them user. the ones that liked them no longer exist.
Why did the walrus cross the rock?
HE DIDN'T FLY GOOD, WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?
is he in the fucking moon what the fuck?
is he ok?
Awww, how cute. Taking care of that little fellow.
WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES
why the fuck are these walruses climbing a gorillion feet, just to jump off a cliff? why would they climb so high? why aren't they going down the way they came up? I don't understand
environmentalists will say that "there was ice/water down below"
some will argue that walruses are fucking blind and go by scent and took a short cut (no sense of depth)
>black pearl suddenly comes into view
The footage is slowed down a little bit
spat my beer through my nose onto my keyboard thanks asshole
wtf is going on here?
based, now post that bear drinking bitter lemon
ywn scratch that bear
That entire episode was pure kino.
Polar bear was off camera blocking his retreat to the low ground.
Bear hit himself in the nuts.
seal you later
He doesnt know
bungee cord snaps and hits bear in the testicles
okay climate change fags riddle me this
why should i care
i live inland, as far as i'm concerned the likes of california and jew york ceasing to exist is a good thing.
also fuck seals and fuck penguins.
Long lives the king
nothing personnel kiddo!
brainlet
>california and jew york ceasing to exist is a good thing
I agree with this.
Well no dicktard. They were only up there in the first place because the ice floats they usually hang out on are disappearing so like a million of them crammed on a tiny beach and those who couldn’t fit tried to climb a cliff to get to a spot but they couldn’t get back down without falling. It’s not about animal suicide it’s about disappearing environments leading animals to their death in unnatural circumstances.
wot if the thing were a polar bear
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Look at that absolute unit
He couldn't handle living in a world where DONALD TRUMP is president LOL pls like and share!
>hey everyone, everyone
>....
>Up here, look. It's me, Wally, I'm going to kill myself
>....
>OK here I go, killing myself now, on account of my sadness and loneliness
>....
>screw you guys *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *splash*
>... did you guys hear something
>nah, just waves bro
where do you think all these city dwellers are going to move?
>fuck penguins.
Fuck you buddy.
Fuck off brainlet.
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Will they be able to find each other bros?
fuck birds and fuck dinosaurs for becoming them
I expect them to die, Mr Bond.
You're dumb. They're climbing up there due to overcrowding on the shore. The crowding is being caused by a lack of summer ice for the walruses to spread out on. It has nothing to do with scent.
It wasn’t one lucky clip dumbass watch the show. There was probably 20 walruses up there who couldn’t get back down and there was a whole pile of them all bloody and fucked up and dead at the bottom. Denying climate change does no one any good.
god i wish that were me
kek'd heartily
hope its ok tho
>UN Climate Change News
great unbiased source you got there
God I wish that were me
he's fine, that blubber keeps them safe
kinda like americans
Not in my area. Or they'll get shot.
You underestimate just how much people here in flyover states hate city slickers.
They would actually be met with violence if they came en masse.
Polar Bears are the "friend" of the Arctic
Seals know this.
>2014
ANY DAY NOW! TRUST ME GOY, THE COAST IS GONNA FLOOD AND THE ICE WILL ALL MELT ANY SECOND!
NOW STOP HAVING WHITE CHILDREN!
They can’t go back down the way they came up. They’re walruses and they can’t back slowly down a cliff like a person. They don’t have feet for fucks sakes it’s a miracle they even got up there
ty
i love how he closes his eyes when he knows it's over
any source will be biased to you brainlet faggots
It's like a completely different world
I'm sorry but what did the walrus mean by this?
Their feeding grounds used to have sea ice around the island, now it is just the island. Because of this, the walruses can't fit. Some are forced to climb. They weren't forced to climb before. No one is saying the cliffs used to be under ice, brainlet.
Lmao you retard. Walruses and almost every single pinnepid will prefer to sleep on rock or actual earth when they are not swimming for 20 hours in a row
Do you even know anything about them? They tend to completely cover beaches and any piece of ground they can lay on, even on top of each other. Some dishonest documentary doesn't automatically change animal behavior.
These are elephant seals but walruses and every other pinepid will do the same exact thing.
Sauce for all of those, right now.
Guess the walruses should just adapt or die off.
Who cares about fat blubbery incel creatures?
says alot about (walrus) society
but why are they climbing so high up to begin with it doesn't make sense
I know right?! I know that global warming is a hoax because fox news and Breitbart tells me so and because I'm fucking retarded.
>meanwhile in Israel
This is fuckin' me up. This is CGI right? That's too human like to be real.
Cats do the exact same thing.
Why do you think you have to rescue cats from trees?
imagine the smell
>why the fuck are these walruses climbing a gorillion feet
For the same reason cats do, because they're fucking animals with low cognition skills.
Then why did so many feel the need to climb up the cliff? The shot in the series showed the beach literally packed end to end with them. Not like the picture you attached.
lmao, what a fucking retard, animals are so stupid rofl.
What kind of dog is this
Imagine believing something just because some (((official organizations))) and (((scientists))) tell you to.
It's okay, let 6 year old boys undergo hormone replacement therapy! The (((scientists))) said they're just expressing their gender identity! Uh oh, whites better stop having kids, that's what the (((UN))) report said!
Based dogo ruining thot video.
i'm so confused what did the rat mean by this?
any kinos set in Antarctica ? And NO movies set in a BASE that happens to be in Antarctica isn't the same thing.
Because there’s not much real estate in between. It’s either get fucking squished by the other fat asses or climb up a cliff and see what happens
The absolute STATE of the animal kingdom.
who was in the wrong here?
so this is basically the bbc team hired by netflix to do planet earth 3
before i watch can you tell me which episode features bmwf or cucking since it's netflix id rather avoid that
either that or there i an overabundance of food and a lack of natural predators causing overpopulation, which means certain groups are having to move to weird places like up cliffs. Assuming of course that that actually wasn't ever happening before, which is probably also bullshit.
God I wish that were me
Dogo knows how to tackle.
Kinouins. Something epic is about to go down you can tell shit hit the fan
this is why I run over stray dogs with my car
What are your honest thoughts on this little fella?
>Imagine believing everything memes on /pol/ tells you.
The jews control the mainstream media this is why I'm a fucking uneducated loser. Oh and by the way, going to college is for librards even though I couldn't get in to any university only retards go to college lol.
Cool guy.
What show and episode?
Why do people get mad about climate change? If it is real, there's still no reason why you have to change according to it if you don't want to. What's the big deal?
Epic comment faggot! I see this same joke all over animal videos that arent about dogs.
The kid, for not practising unagi
How did he get there in the first place
What did the oliphant mean by this?
>summer ice
uhhhh
I never denied climate change you illiterate fucktard
This is basic fucking animal behavior, walruses tend to sunbathe on beaches in massive groups and don't prefer to sleep on each other. So some climb some rocks and believe they can get off anywhere they want.
And the shot also had plenty of space unoccupied. Walruses don't solely live on ice and have never done so. They hunt on ice and live primarily on the Arctic COAST, they tend to travel far during the summers and live where it's warmer during the winter. Walruses and other large pinepids will completely cover beaches when sun bathing or during mating season. The piece of land where they chose to do so featured in the documentary just happened to have a large pillar of Rock that was sloped on one side. Walruses have no biological adaptions or history in general for vertically living.
>you will never drug a deer and watch it struggle to stay awake to avoid being raped
what a brilliant little fella
I think your doggo is broken
:(
Dynasties Painted Wolf.
You now understand why they use rats instead of humans for experiments.
someone post the planet eart II cliff goats as a comparison
>Mid April
>Still lots of snow outside
>Temperature barely rises above freezing during daytime
>Still ice on smaller lakes
Could really use some of that global warming now. Spring was supposed to arrive a month ago.
>Reincarnation isn't rea-
kek this is why tumblr, reddit, and poZitive sites hate this "toxic" place
I went to college. If you don't start off with the assumption that global warming is real and happening, your thesis won't get approved. If your data doesn't coincide with what the consensus is on global warming, they tell you you fucked it up and make you redo it or change the data to fit.
Scientists DO NOT like data that shows they might be wrong, because it would ruin their entire career and reputation. They will do everything in their power to ruin you for even suggesting something contradictory
Not my problem you have no critical thinking ability whatsoever. Why do you just accept whatever is told to you, bro?
But maybe you're right user. Maybe some ice melting and some walruses falling down is a bigger concern than the islamization of Europe. I'm sure once white people go extinct and the world is populated only by muslims, spics and niggers they'll certainly take care of the environment unlike duh white debil.
elephants are so based
Walrus's have had it too good for too long and I'm glad they are being thinned out
or are the raats experimenting on us?
The Chinese made up climate change to make me die a virgin.
Nice catch there Blanco Nino
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lol the lion actualy tried. fucking retard, i was so rooting for hippo to fuck him up lol
fuck all you god damn joe rogan tier science meme regurgitating retards
Based chad doggo
Oh shit.
this is fucking cool
go back
I want to put that on my balls and let it crawl inside my dick
what the fuck was his problem?
looks like the hunt, it's kino
we just don't know
unnerved
Is that a prolapsed worm anus
but science movie told me there was ice there
Balls of steel
What the fuck is that thing that comes out of it? I have never seen a worm do that.
Holy fuck, he based
Based butthurt-for-no-reason sperg
documentary abortions BTFO
dabbing on those cats
WALRUSPILLED
me in the back to the left in the 12th row
And there it is. Nobody is taking about race faggot. You're literally the new nigger playing the race card as often as you can.
big dick energy
ITT tech doesn't count.
bravery in the face of injustice.
Too real.
wow I didn't think peacocks could actually fly, that's very magical looking
It's real. You haven't noticed that animals have been getting smarter and more human like lately? Something strange is going on.
Nature's vampires.
You are Russian. You are already non-white, you fucking turk
what the fuck? What is even the point of this animal?
dumb bitch cat get C O C K E D
>Scientists DO NOT like data that shows they might be wrong, because it would ruin their entire career and reputation. They will do everything in their power to ruin you for even suggesting something contradictory
B-but muh "Academia"!
rip
>California's Gold
WOOOW THAT'S UHMAYZIN'!
>liveleak
Every time
>[laughs in peacock]
snow is kino
Is that a Canadian polar bear?
nothin' personnel
You are never going to have children anyway you pathetic cuck
Just avin' a giggle.
It's kino from november to march. By april, I just want it gone.
This idea that scientists are just total open minded bros who will always be open to the idea that their ideas and theories could be wrong is total bullshit. If you think that then you've never actually been in grad school and seen a bunch of professors literally screaming at each other over some bullshit.
>when the sea doggos realize that they are good boys
haha look at him go!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXTouG6eS3c
At some point in earths future we will have no ice caps aand at some other point it will be a full snowball
There is fuck all you can do about either
No shit. They group on beaches, and if the beaches get too crowded they try to find some place else to go. At least the adults do. The little ones just get crushed to death. This has been going on for decades, even when the summer ice was at "normal" levels
where's the bestiality?
getting China to settle down with their pollution might help a little.
Resident Evil 4 is real
this tbqh
>this has been happening for as long as we've ever been observing and recording walrus behavior
>uhh uhhh uhh but it's because of global warming because i said so
kek
/ourfish/
>my soul
This is fucked up. Delet this now.
>This idea that scientists are just total open minded bros who will always be open to the idea that their ideas and theories could be wrong is total bullshit.
Surely you must be trolling. Why, you must be a [insert crazy lib insult ending in phobe]. Academia is all about the "truth" and certainly not filled with greedy, egotistical douchebags like every other field.
>those bird that nest on a rocky cliff edge
>when the chicks hatch they throw themselves off the cliff and get fucked up on the way down trying to fly/not die
nature is a harsh mistress
>be on period
>still decide to go swim next to wild animals
women are literally retarded
>l-let me just lay down here for some time guys
whoop whoop whoop whoop
>Spring was supposed to arrive a month ago
Exactly.
>BR joins the server
It's not a rat, it's a pacarana, a much larger rodent mammal from south america.
This is a rat washing itself
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Pacarana washing itself
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brainlets can't understand the concept of actions having consequences
Don't sharks have to move in order to breathe?
he cute
I'm so glad I'm not an aussie.
Not all.
Dolphins are horny bastards and fucking one is supposed to be amazing.
That's basically the talking point these days. Sure it's been happening for thousands of years, and filmed since at least the early 90s. But we just recently got good cameras and a good camera crew to capture them, so now when they do it it's because of global warming.
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
What was wrong with that seal?
>tch... too easy
*teleports behind you*
Absolute retard.
FUUUCCKK YOUU
A soundtrack is everything. If you put sad music over it, it would seem like a sad life. If you put lively and humble, self-assured music over it, it would seem like a daring feat of courage, autonomy, and self-confidence no matter the odds.
Pupper-cat buddy heist movie when?
Holy fuck
Because we are killing the planet. The ice on their islands are receding and they have no space on normal flat areas.
he look like a crazzzzy monky he he
What a bunch of dicks.
*TSAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*
*lands*
"Hmm hmm hmm. Thought you could run forever... Duckling."
Don't hate the doggo, hate the game
No More Fish. No More Tusks. No More Mating. No More Diving. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt.
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
just banter
Is this how they make tennis balls?
Fucking Spiders are great, They eat the roaches, keep the mozzies down. Huntsmen are huge but they are not tarantula size and they don't bother you.
really we are a shit species
delete this
There's something really unsettling about this cat
no man this is messing me up
Are you that weird German deerposter who had a bunch of these saved on his computer?
shit like this gets to me. the way wounded animals just keep going. it activates something in me that makes me very sad.
look at that little dude go!
It doesn't make it
This is probably one of the most humane ways to do it, considering how fast it happens
what the fuck
Climate change is a myth.
Cuck a doodle doo
god I wish that was me
wanted a fren
you monster
That's literally how science works brainlet.
>tfw you have
>why are these humans setting up a dolly shot next to me, i'm just out on a stroll
was it autism?
we mass produce animals to the extreme of building equipment that shreds em up because it's cost effective is downright awful
it's a doggy dog world
would you?
Not really
Retarded pol shit aside, intelligence is mostly genetic, at least potential intelligence is
Look at how close in temperament and behavior the monkey is to the American Negro. Fascinating co-occurrence of natural phenomena!
CHAMONA
>grad school
>bunch of professors
wow great anecdotal evidence there fag i guess all scientists are evil
If white Americans were getting gunned down in flyover shitholes just for moving there you'd have the national guard so far up your ass you'd be shitting bullets.
If rednecks couldn't stop blacks from going to their schools and living in their towns they won't do shit to inner-city liberals.
yeah it is
if chickens were grinding up human babies in a giant metal contraption on mass because the money was good, you'd bet that make the news cunt
It's so cute!
the earth wasn't meant to support 10 billion humans. either you deal with industrial farming, or kill yourself
>hello darkness my old friend
even in his last breaths he's fighting and screaming. rip penguin
Survival of the fittest
god damn piggies are based
LMFAO animals are so fucking retarded
>let this shitty biased link do the explaining because im too retarded and lazy to articulate my thoughts
Too based.
He made it into the water, you retards.
What stopped the walrus population expanding beyond the available space for sea ice prior to this? Like how do we know that walruses didnt jump the fuck off cliff 100 years ago?
This cat has eaten LSD and attained human consciousness of a 10 year old child.
>falls down
>immediately goes back to mommy
Wow, it's like an actual little shithead
>meanwile at /k/
>swiggity swooty he's there for that booty
this. or a better way of saying it is "variance in intelligence is explained mostly by genetics"
This mantis didn't learn back at school that you aren't supposed to touch the colorful ones
Someome do an edit of this when it goes black and white, slows down a bit and a harmonica songs plays. You know the one that had a frog in it before
What.
>Khajit has many wares for you, friend
Efficient animal farming means we can feed more people. How much of a fucking bastard to you have to be to be against that? All this stupid fucking emotional manipulation - MUH BABY CHICKS. Fuck off
Niggas after a weeklong crack binge
wow looks like a furry, his face is very human like
>ywn be as happy as that pupper is
To win the Extreme Walrus Wrestling Championship.
oooooh right in the bear necessities
>we
yeah man you eat those delicious ground up chicks, you're saving the world bro
Uncanny valley
google it
Yep. Evil. That's what I said. I said they're evil.
Be sure to over exaggerate and misinterpret what I said so that you can safely discard the words that I said instead of having to process new information that might be damaging to your belief structure.
this sum straight up mission impossible shit
Do seals have utter shit hearing or something? Also are they fucking blind?
Did he died?
theres a series about ernest shakletons expeditions
DOG EAT DOG
it's his eyes, you don't see cats moving their eyes around like that, dogs do that more
Letting people starve is a suitable alternative to you, dumb nigger
industrial farming is just a necessary intermediate step before we can synthesize protein
if you're still relying on it in 100 years then yeah you should be blamed
>FRIG OFF, LIONS
so this thing just pisses acid all over itself
cat look like yoda lol
The arctic/cold regions really interest me, are there really that many resources to sustain a population this big?
Yup, Jews and East Asians have the highest IQ's.
>the fate of all brapposters
that is too sad
no you've convinced me i'm gonna invade some chicken coops right now and stomp the shit out of every fowl i find within. children are starving i don't have time for domesticated animals.
You're just a dumb cunt, is that it?
It says a lot about that penguin when he told those asshole petrels trying to eat him to fuck off. And they listened.
brainlet
i must be since i'm bothering to talk to you
those chick grinders aren't part of a farm that feeds starving kids. im sure the female chickens will be used to make tyson nuggets and egg mcmuffins.
Had a dolphin boner
Fuck penguins. Patrician bird coming through
>fuck penguins.
No, Fuck you
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Today I will remind them
It should do a make up tutorial with this owl
>those chick grinders aren't part of a farm that feeds starving kids
ofcorse they aren't, that's the point.
You're not looking at the big picture in the slightest, and its kind of pathetic.
mate that's all i'm looking at
That was so much kino.
If you're ever alone in the sea and a female dolphin propositions you, fucking take up the offer because no human will compare ever.
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>"Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time."
reminds me of the end of 'Tremors'
damn he's handsome
I thought sharks had to keep swimming or their hearts would stop or am i thinking of spoink?
The hawk took two of the chicks and then the last one killed itself? Kino :(
those were cuckoos, weren't they?
Why didn't the dude with her punch the dolpkin in it's laffy taffy looking cock? What a cuck
because white guys are next and endanger species should stick together
>gotcha
>owowowowow