God awful. It’s a fucking children’s movie
God awful. It’s a fucking children’s movie
Cooper Martinez
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Owen Edwards
Just like all superhero movies? Who would have guessed.
Camden Flores
>He watched a comic book movie
>WOW I can't believe it's for kids!
>Waaaaaaa!
Brayden Bennett
This fuck you faggot ohpee
Caleb Long
this is the most retarded thread I've read today, congrats OP
Landon Hughes
Yea Forums truly has reach new low for shilling this movie
Carter Flores
I went to see it with my cousin and her eight and eleven year olds. It was fun.
Carter Smith
I know right? So immature. Zack Snyder should direct all franchises.
I hope Snyder directs the next Spongebob movie so it can be dark and gritty and serious and Patrick and Spongebob can have a huge fight in the rain at 2 in the morning.
>MY NAME'S. NOT. RIIIIICK.
Adrian Anderson
SOUPAGIROS ARR SEEWEEIUS MOOBEES FOUR UHDOLTZ
Sebastian Morales
BvS wasn't a childrens movie.
Nolan King
Just like any capeshit
John Brooks
Ryan Young
And it was utterly unwatchable garbage. Amazing coincidence, huh?
Adam Barnes
>let’s make Deadpool PG
>perfect
Who thinks of this shit?
Hunter Phillips
ah-blugh-BLUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Jackson Long
Do you get extra money for posting these bash threads instead of your normal $1billion threads?
Kevin Miller
You're right. Children's movies are better written and more cleanly filmed.
Caleb Hill
It's a superhero movie
Cooper Butler
See psychiatrist
Henry Sanchez
>BvS wasn't a childrens movie.
Andrew Wood
lol
Angel Butler
>>BvS wasn't a childrens movie.
Caleb Ramirez
What did you expect? It's hugely popular with sjw sites like letterboxd
Evan Miller
>>>BvS wasn't a childrens movie.
Carter Reyes
>bvs was watchable
Nathan Thompson
>complaining a kids movie is a kids movie
Gonna be a yikes from me pal
Landon Hall
Not to sound like a boomer but do kids actually still play with physical toys?
I know shit like Funko pops are marketed to “adults”
Jacob Bell
Word bro it should be mature and deep like Captain Marvel and Avengers
Adrian Turner
>he literally can't watch a movie
seek help
Jose Morales
No 10 year old watching BvS is going to understand the complex themes and symbolism of it.
Lucas Hernandez
>Muh churreen semantics lej
Captain Scratch and Sniff was propaganda.
Wyatt Taylor
1000 Christ shots aren't complex
Chase Allen
>Batman versus Superman wasn't a childrens movie
James King
>It’s a fucking children’s movie
NO SHIT?
Colton Torres
Not to be a company war fag but it was way more mature in its themes than many MCU movies and it went pretty dark at times (Sivana killing the members of his father's company). I had a fun time because the director (still don't know who the fuck directed this) managed to combine children's and adult's themes in one movie. Say what you will but many directors don't even manage to integrate comedy into their movies that doesn't sound childish as fuck, yet this one created a movie for both kids and adults. I was happy to see that this came off more like a 90s movie than a modern cheap Hollywood cash grab
Jason James
Do these people count women as minorities or something cause they're over 50% of the population and the only minority superhero lately was black panther.
Cameron Morales
Thomas Parker
WHO'MST WOULD OF THUNKED IT
Asher Carter
No it wasnt. We were kids when we read them yeah, but in those days there wasnt edgy entertainment in the form of cinema comic heroes. Now there is. Its more Frank Miller's Dark Knight. Which wasnt for "muh churren".
Connor Green
Ryder Myers
>It’s a fucking children’s movie
it's fucking capeshit, of course it is
Aaron Nelson
>MARTHA
>complex
Camden Morales
Jaxson Lee
oh no no no no
Elijah Cruz
My cousins kids do play crap like Roblox and Fortnite, but they thankfully do also play with Lego. Also one does buy those shitty Funko Pops. I haven't quite told him how much I dislike them.
Gabriel Flores
Fun movie. Saw it twice. Oops.
Lincoln Martin
why are 20-40 year old men watch kids movies? Back in the old days, grown men werent showing up in droves to watch the Goonies in theaters.
Aaron Reed
>the complex themes and symbolism of it
Pretty sure Snyder makes films based on his five year old reading comprehension.
Jaxon Allen
Have sex.
Cameron Morales
Do children still play with this shit?
Bentley Martin
>a 400m movie bothers the marvelfags this much
huh
Andrew Watson
>watching BvS
>see a cross in the background
Deep..
Bentley Price
>It’s a fucking children’s movie
like Star Wars and Harry Potter
Oliver White
Best bit was when the lads on the Ferris wheel spit on the baby. I laughed so hard even though nobody else in the cinema did. Shit was cash.
Ayden Phillips
As much as I hated Man Of Steel and BvS and Justice League, I did enjoy Shazam. Plus it was surely better and more faithful than Marvel's Captain Marvel. I even enjoyed John's extra Marvel family.
Wyatt Cruz
>Children movie
>The villain is literally right out of a horror flick
>One of the creatures that are in control of him literally eats a dudes head
I think Shazam was actually more adult than most capeshit, it feel like it was aimed at kids in the 80s instead of modern manchildren that have sissyfights on the interwebs about whose souless corp is better than the other souless corps.
Logan Rogers
You're living in a dream world if you don't think the Care Bears got raped in prison!
Jaxson Lee
I do wish it was Black Adam instead of magic powered Sivana.
Josiah Stewart
I liked how those faggots were literally pieces of shit 24/7
Jaxson Richardson
Yeah, I was getting a real Amblin vibe from it.
Cooper Cruz
Justin Peterson
Logan Butler
It is a children's movie, but that doesn't mean it's bad for anyone who is mature enough to appreciate that kind of stuff when it's well made
The first Harry Potter movies are the best for being the most children oriented
Leo Cruz
The Rock was probably too busy filming one of his other 270 films this year.
Luke Gonzalez
To be fair, you need to be 13 to enjoy BvS
Blake Ortiz
was this the fearsome league of cold-blooded killers they had said so much about?
Ayden Sullivan
>mfw Chadzam literally had only hot women, and Billy's whore mom, in its cast.
This is how i know this was 100% inspired on 80s kino.
Ayden Fisher
I love that they included the fucking Crocodile Men as a cameo.
Nippo From Nippon movie when?
Ayden Howard
I confess I don't know classic Captain Marvel to remember them all, but I figured that was a reference to some character.
Nicholas Phillips
That Big reference gave me a hearty chuckle.
Jackson Peterson
I feel like the bullies were a missed opportunity the cripple kid saved them in Shazam mode and never kicked their asses or anything except destroying their truck
William Harris
All superhero movies are children's movies as long as you don't have an IQ of 85.
Jonathan Martin
Yeah, they're mostly just goons but it was nice to see them referenced.
Logan White
>for kids
Julian Hughes
GAIJIN WHITE DEVIL!
Glorious Nippon will destroy you!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Daniel Johnson
He saved them by pulling they by the underwear.
Charles Garcia
>complex themes and symbolism
you mean the most cliched in your face non subtle bullshit
Bentley Ramirez
Jackson Thompson
Yeah, only a kid would think thats edgy or deep.
Andrew Nelson
>implying Alan Moore isn't just a tryhard edgelord with the mind of a child
Benjamin Williams
fun fact, they wore Lacoste in the cartoon
Michael Fisher
>BVS wasn’t a children’s movie.
Brayden Perez
>edgy Crawling-tier bullshit
This is pretty childish desu
Dominic Scott
Jeremiah Rivera
>ages 17+
vs
>age 6+
Adam Morales
This
Even turning my brain off it was awful
I put this movie on the same tier as Bird Box
Great start
Then goes deep into shitting hole
Robert Jones
>funny, uncompromising capeshit
>"it's a kids movie"
>attempt at a more mature capeshit
>"it's mcdonalds arthouse"
kys all of you
Ryan Evans
I seriously question your abilities of observation if you weren't able to tell that a movie about a kid who can transform into basically Superman was going to be geared towards children.
Parker Rogers
It was the 80s. It was a different time.
My parents didn't let me watch Rambo or R Rated films, but somehow they bought the toys for me. Maybe because they were on clearance. Also, I think they made a kids cartoon of the movie just to sell toys. Plus it was propaganda to promote America's corporate imperialism to kids. REAGANOMICS.
Zachary Wilson
Luis Green
>ages 3 and up
i miss the 80/90s
William Reyes
I was surprised how much the writers knew about Captain Marvel. Even the stuffed tiger was a nod.
Blake Kelly
As much as I dislike Johns, his take on DC heroes is still way better than Snyder.
Elijah Torres
The Rock just wanted the full spotlight on him with his own Black Adam movie they were originally going to have him as the villain
Mason Clark
I really liked Sivana anyway.
>that pure fucking contempt and disappointment in Marvel during that first fight
Brandon Johnson
I always felt that Geoff Johns was more or less the Michael Bay of comics, but a Michael Bay that legits loved his subject.
Jacob Perez
Which movies he wrote?
Jose Moore
I fucking hated the New52 Joker and Tony Daniel's Tec run so fucking much.
Good children's stories are better written than most of the garbage DC and the idiots they hired for the New52 made.
Zachary Edwards
Julian Morris
I still can't tell if people who praise BvS are shitposting or not
Matthew Thomas
We have Donald Trump as president.
The 80s never ended.
We still live in Reagan's America.
Robert Turner
god bless america
Kayden Wilson
No surprise Shazam felt more 80s than usual.
Jaxson Cox
Post the actual Playmates Toxie toy. That's the overpriced modern "collector's item" version by Super 7.
William Gomez
Please. McFarlane figures are barely a statue, nevermind a toy. You give a kid his statueshit and it will be broken in ten seconds.
Jack Nguyen
>comes with a plastic bag full of toxic waste
Brody Rogers
Kevin Powell
>I promise to help the poor! I will take all the money from the rich! Then you will all be poor!
>That's equality!
Heh
Samuel Hernandez
>It’s a fucking children’s movie
Oh shit!! Is baby food also for babies?
Lincoln Price
Did you notice the little clasps on his cape too?
Wyatt Roberts
Classy.
Aiden Moore
Jordan Mitchell
Not liking this movie doesn't make you any of the following:
>an MCU fanboy
>a tranny
>a disneydrone
>a Snyderfag
>a Nolanfag
>a contrarian
>a snob
It makes you something even worse - a soulless, heartless NPC.
Robert Brooks
>gator slaves
>dimensional door had a room full of sentient gators
I haven't seen this much love for a comic character in a movie since Spider-Man 2
Ryan Moore
Correct. But not all comics films have to be as baroque and demanding as BvS.
Isaac Edwards
Based
Christian Carter
>This is pretty childish desu
>desu
It's time you stopped posting, you faggot retard.
Tyler Garcia
I'd watch it
Alexander Wright
>he doesn't know
baka desu senpai.
Julian Ramirez
Fuck the foster kids.
Fuck the villain.
Fuck the mom.
Only Freddy+Shazam (NOT Billy) scenes were good.
Kevin Long
Well said. This was a fantastic script. Great cast, too. My complaints all come from a standpoint of budget restrictions, but honestly, if that's what it takes to keep suits from meddling, then so be it. Truly a wonderful movie experience. I hadn't laughed like that in a long time.
Luis Richardson
Good call on that.
Kayden Stewart
That shit was awesome.
Julian James
heavy involvement in Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Shazam and Justice League
Benjamin Stewart
Maybe he's referring to the unfiltered version being childish
Jaxson Jackson
Have children
Kayden Morgan
I fucking loved this nod.
Alexander Collins
Take Meds
Jayden Cruz
just assume everyone's shitposting and you'll be fine
Angel Jones
I want Bautista to play Ibac.
Eli Rodriguez
I was like, "Ah yes. Finally, someone remembered how 80s-style bullies act."
Michael Hernandez
I want to fuck the foster mom and Mary
Carson Richardson
>suitcase wedgie
Beautiful.
Elijah Hill
>he didn't like the black loli in both regular and amazon mode
You sir are swine and not my nigga.
Nathaniel Nelson
Why did Bruce choose a spear instead of a bullet? Actual fans know. They understand context that you either never will or will never acknowledge.
Ian Cox
we need captain nazi in a movie now more than ever
William Gomez
>Why did Bruce choose a spear instead of a bullet?
because he read the bible?
Wyatt Hall
Pure jealousy, too. I fucking loved Sivana.
Christopher Adams
Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised, too. Even Sivana scribbling on the walls of his cell was a veiled reference.
Ryder Hughes
I did. Absolutely love it.
Michael Nguyen
This was the Robocop movie that was clearly aimed at kids though
Mason Mitchell
Miller > Moore
Aiden Diaz
This is shameful bonerbait. Now I feel vague shame finding her hot.
Matthew Taylor
Endgame is still next week.
Mason Long
No, because he was unconsciously sabotaging his own "war."
Parker Hernandez
not according to zack snyder
Isaac Wright
Absolutely agree.
Camden Morris
That explains very little Zack. It explains why *you* would have Batman use a spear (to make a bible reference), but why did *Batman* use a spear? Did he think that Superman was Jesus?
Daniel Campbell
But she's been such a good girl!
Jose Morgan
That's saying the same thing. If you understand the story of Longinus, you know it's about a man who pierced the side of a god and found redemption in his blood. Bruce found his redemption, only it wasn't the one he was expecting.
Blake Jones
Stop it!
Daniel Peterson
So the president is filling the pockets of jews under the guise of conservatism rather than social justice? Also Reagan utterly doomed this country when he signed the Immigration Reform and Control Act, anyone who honestly calls that man a conservative is a fucking idiot
Leo Murphy
Snyderfags are intellectual parasites
Much like Snyders works they spout "complex themes" and "symbology". What's really happening is basic metaphors and references made are made to works that have actual themes and meaning behind them. Suddenly a Christ analogy carries with it every single work of religious analysis in a childrens footy pajama cartoon show. Is that Batman making a t-pose? It must represent the cross and carry with it two thousand years worth of philosophy.
All references in Snyder's works do this and his vapid fans eat it up.
Dominic Walker
That doesn't explain why Batman used a spear. Why didn't he use a gun or a sword or a flail or a batarang? What was Batman's thought process?
Asher Turner
Like I said before - his primary conflict is between himself and his own off-its-reins obsession. He *knows* what he's doing is wrong. He knows that it's really his obsession with vengeance that's calling the shots. He knows that Superman isn't really someone he should look on as an enemy, hence the similarities between Superman and the stained glass window with the Archangel Michael. Throughout the movie, we see that Bruce is way, WAY more cavalier about death, but one thing he still can't do is kill a man in cold blood.
He set up the circumstances to put himself in precisely that predicament, essentially prep-timed himself into a confrontation with his own obsession using a weapon that would force him to kill a man in the one way he still can't - in cold blood, up close and personal.
Dominic Sanders
than why not a kryptonite bed pillow he'd have to smother sups with lmao
Zachary Howard
fuck you i liked it
Oliver Cooper
Oh shit... I was trying to figure out what they were
Cameron Roberts
>Leave the DCEU to me, Superman.
Lucas Nelson
What's wrong user, do you really hate FUN that much?
Thomas Howard
so was bvs yet you retards love it because it appealed to your 14 year old sensibilities
William Torres
Based Billy laying down the fucking LAW.
Benjamin Nelson
And that's why it was garbage