Homer playfully dances with a belly dancer at a bachelor party

based

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Is that what they teach you yokels in the country? G-d, you are so backwars ughh.

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Rape is funny. Cry more sjw

Homer doesn't put Marge in her place enough so she knows she can doormat him whenever she wants. She's kicked HIM out of the house countless times, when he could have been justified to do the same a few times but didn't.

Homer's basically a cuck. He does dumb shit sure, but never stops loving her & his kids. Even when she lost them Mr Burns' money, he still loved her.

Only when it happens to white men

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based

haha great post

>Even when she lost them Mr Burns' money
MARGE WHERE IS THE MONEY?

Based

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Homer could learn a thing or 2 from the local yokels.

Remember in the tomacco episode where she encouraged Homer to ask for more money from Big Tobacco?

>"I gave it to Ned"

And how well did that go?

Terribly, that was my point brother

YOU GAVE OUR MONEY TO FLANDERS?

Ah I just understood it wrongly. Yes I remember that. Greedy woman, one deadly sin fulfilled.

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Kek

>tobacco company offers millions for the tomacco recipe
>Marge tells Homer to ask for more
>Homer decides to stand up to his wife and refuses, making Marge respect him more
>Homer takes the money and they become millionaires
This would've been a kino ending for the Simpsons.

>Homer
>having balls
I am sure mr. Burns has made it so Homer's balls will never work :)

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Lmao

that time she gangbanged a couple of cheeky attractive farmers

i forgot their name though

big cringe brutha

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when she fucked and sucked homer

>She's kicked HIM out of the house countless times
all for good reasons, i can't believe you're defending his retarded fuckery. stop relating to him bitch

>She's kicked HIM out of the house countless times,
I never understood how she had the balls to do that. Considering that their house is the property of Homer, given to him by his father. Even if they lack prenuptial agreement and the house is to be divided, she still lacks any right to kick him out.

Just imagine if they Homer and Marge got divorced.
Homer would move to Florida to escape alimony and would also easily find a job in a nuclear plant.
Marge would have to move to some section 8 housing as a single mom of 3.
Bart would join a gang.
Lisa would get scholarship for Harward for living a ghetto.
Maggie would stay mute for the rest of her life.
What a great show!

Didn’t Homer kiss Mindy? He almost fucked lerlene but came home

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Her VA is on Death's on deck circle. Marge written out when?

sneed

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Low effort, not even worth a (cringe).

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reddit might be more your speed

Remember that episode where Homer got too drunk at a party literally one time and she dragged him to marriage counseling and spent actual HOURS bitching about him to their neighbors and religious leader and then went nuclear because she couldn't comprehend why the hell he would ever want to go fishing and get away from her for an afternoon?

Bathe. You will feel good once you're clean.

Talk to people in person. It's not as weird as you think to just randomly just start talking to someone (men or women).

Stop doing drugs if you do them.

Cut out the porn. You'll begin to see women as real people instead of sex objects.

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Have sex

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I see all people as useful objects. Not just women. I categorise people into what they are useful for.

Not based

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>It's not as weird as you think to just randomly just start talking to someone
yes it is
terrible advice to give to someone

Based and dubs pilled

BASED
Get fucked

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fpbp

homer was very uncaring

Have a drink fren

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based

Cringe

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? Marge runs the household, Homer lost the house to a Carnie when left alone

>runs the household
She can't discipline Bart
Lisa is completely independent
Maggie is just a mute, probably from lack of mother-baby time
Her husband hates his homelife so much he drinks in a bar almost every day

Ah bloo bloo, poor Marge :( All she has to do is sit at home while her husband work shift work in a nuclear plant.

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This is totally based but ultimate based would be knowing that the same goes for men as well, we serve no purpose other than fertilize

based

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Let me chuck those dubs for ya

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Marge has always been a cunt. Homer is an asshole but at least he admits his shortcomings..

Also Sneed

This, but unironically

Sneed xD

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Based and Truthpilled my fellow Magapede

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Fuck women

Marge makes the food, cleans the house and keeps everything running smoothly
Its a thankless job but someone has to do it

Marge is a bae

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She cleans, cooks and handles finances like a good wife should. She basically enables Homer to go on in the world and make bread to feed the kids. Both of them are watching their seeds grow into adults... Who will probably suck.

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Too fat

Homer also almost fucked the country singer. They have a disfunctional marriage but in the end they still came back to each other.

>getting kicked out of your own home but by lazy unemployed wife
Top cuck

I bet you think he didn't fuck Mindy.

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Marge wasn’t mad Homer was dancing with a belly dancer. She was mad Bart saw him doing it.

He didn’t. Marges smeared face t shirt saved him from a host of trailer park vanerial disease

That's not fat, it's raw muscle.

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You mean women are irrational and hypocritical? I'm shocked.

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nigger, Marge looks like Pam from Archer in that drawing
the fuck are you smoking?

Yeah, and pam was strong as fuck. She's fucking swole, mate.

Marge should have married Sneed.

who is sneed

This hard working fellow.
Old friend of Farmer #1 and Farmer #2.

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>Sex and the City is an American romantic comedy-drama television series created by Darren Star and produced by HBO
>Darren Star was born to a Jewish family[1] in Potomac, Maryland
>Jewish

HONK HONK

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>Pointing out that someone in charge is Jewish

We know. No need to state the obvious. Why not contribute something worthwhile to the thread?