what films should be called misery core essentials
pic related, bet your faggot ass you can't find a movie more depressing than this
what films should be called misery core essentials
pic related, bet your faggot ass you can't find a movie more depressing than this
The Isle
entry level shit, but seems to be popular here
also this fucking movie man, fuck haneke fucking nihilistic cynic cunt
Any film where the protagonist gets the girl.
>The Hunt
>Dear Zachary
>Come and See
>Amour
>Manchester by the Sea
>Clean, Shaven
>The Road
>Melancholia
>The Man Who Sleeps
There, you'll be emotionally drained for a month straight
Just watched it after lurking on a Australian kino thread
What? No >Grave of the Fireflies?
come and see and threads were good, but the flordia project made me cry
You know what movie is very fucking depressing but understated?
Awakenings.
youtu.be
It fucking destroyed me as a little user.
I'm guessing you just watched the podcast
Lilya 4-ever
Au Hasard Balthazar
why tho? if anything made me insanely uncomfortable, movie was nausea inducing as fuck,
fuck roasties
i was abused as a child
share your story nigga, maybe it will make you feel better
O-Bi, O-Ba - The End of Civilization
Staying on the nuclear war theme, this is depressing as fuck.
Nice I was trying to remember what they were saying was essential Aussie kino
Okay, i’m thinking you’re based
Ghostbusters 2016
Come and see has a happy ending though. They fry Nazis and go on to crush fascism
pic comes to mind
Threads is literally a commercial for the public school system, dusguised as an anti-nuke message.
>Without us, your children will turn into feral cannibals in one generation
seemed very believable to me, I mean just look at places like mexico
Pic related is the one to have me feel the most miserable throughout the whole thing but also really love the movie.
It is good as the Aussie posters had said, the infamous kangaroo scene is quite graphic too and Donald Pleasence's performance is phenomenal.
Mexican atrocidads are pretty far removed from anglos.
>"God loves you, but you can't do this"
fucking hell I feel like taking a shower and hugging my mother
Oh yeah, this was a hard one to watch, Art Bell recommend it on Coast 2 Coast AM and I rented it from blockbuster. On the same level as Threads, in terms of depression inducing melancholy.
broken circle breakdown
how to emotionally drain forever?
this is incredibly sad
live through the battle of Verdun
You new to the Yabba?
Stroszek
it's a perfect storm of misery
>depressed, hopeless son
>desperate, well-meaning but ineffective father
>loving but delusional mother
Testament
I liked The Day After better.
>kim k
jesus what is it with koreans and depressing films. any of lee chang dong is also great but depressing as fuck too. 3-irons was kind of nice though
Dreams of a Life is a fucking body blow
it is basically a study of how you can fuck up your life and lose your only chance at true love but not realise for 10 years the gravity of what you've done
Take loads of E and don't die.
Synecdoche, NY
Requiem for a Dream
But yeah Threads is hard to beat.
this
Dear Zachary
>un homme qui dort
for the love of god do not watch this drunk
for you will see your failing life described with complete accuracy
how come Yea Forums shits on Lars Von Trier so much and always calls him edgy, when every haneke movie ever is just "DUDE THE WORLD FUCKING SUCKS LMAO!"
lars von trier is a tryhard hack, Haneke on the other hand is realistic and genuinely nihilistic
where did you get this? can't find it on my pleb download site
Both the parents are tactless retards.
>Dad
>Just get the fuck out of your room Louis!
>Mom
>No we just need to coddle him more!
If I had a kid like Louis I'd be like
>Hey man. I love video games. They're amazing. But we only get to live once. Any one of us could drop dead tomorrow. Life is fleeting. And because of that I want you to have more varied experiences. Let's try and get you into a new hobby. Hiking, writing, reading, cooking, who knows, there's so much fun stuff to do. I've been trying to use the computer less myself because I think I'd be happier if I got out more and did different things, so I think I'm going to turn the internet off every afternoon from 12:00 to 6:00. That's 6 hours when I want both of us to focus on new activities and do new and exciting things.
I think something like that would work. Growing up my folks would tell me similar shit to what those parents were telling Louis.
>Get out of your room! You spend too much time on the computer! Why don't you do things in the real world!
They never told me WHAT to do in the real world. I grew up in the middle of nowhere and the computer was like this omnipotent magic machine. I could chat with friends on it, play games on it, there was always something I could do on it. The real world offered very little in comparison. So yeah, I probably should have done more real world activities, but a parent has to steer their kids towards that kind of stuff, they can't just shitcan your computer and tell you to do different things. WHAT different things?
it's on rarbg
and what do you do when your kid listens to your brilliant speech and says "no"
life is difficult user
Mike Leigh's Naked
Entertainment (true misery to watch)
The War Zone
>born a musical savant and just all around extremely creative
>relatives and friends of my parents used to ask my parents all the time why they dont do more to get my talent out
>parents say because hes just a normal kid and he needs to work his whole life like us
>get older and my mom tearfully confesses that my dad and her were always jealous of my talent and creativity and went out of their way to make me not like myself and put me down so id never have the self esteem to go make it on my own and be a success because they didn't think it was fair they had to work their whole life and i had the potential to be something
What a wonderful life. Theyre both going to burn in hell right?
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.
The Mist
And what, you now have all your supposed genetic musical savant geniusness magically erased? Why don't you now do something about it? Why are you not using it now?
What a pathetic cope my dude
lmao fucking whites. my asian parents would've kicked the door down if i stayed in my room for more than one full day. I can't understand white parents who thinks their kids are peers, even nigs whoop their kids
Oslo, August 31st
Lilya 4 ever
La Haine
Melancholia
Dead Man's Shoes
A Short Film About Killing
Come and See
Leviathan (2014)
Loveless (2017)
The White Ribbon
The Vanishing (1988)
The Hunt
Is that you dad? It sounds like you.
Hits so close to home. Christ that brings back horrible memories
The Terror.
Go back to fucking dogs, adam
That's how it is, son. If that is really your true passion, you would pursue it no matter what. If you are even that aware of it that you can perfectly assess the situation, then the logical thing would be you now pursuing your passion till the day you die.
Exit tab, exit browser, and pursue the thing you love, boy.
looks like kino thanks
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
Lilja 4 ever
On The Beach, 1959
lmao
Welcome to the Dollhouse
This movie is 10/10
>from the folks who brought you hikki culture comes this racist prat
Good choice, friendo.
doing this right now, cathartic to be frank
Bleak Iranian kino
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Just go out retard fucking hell
live in a society
House of Sand and Fog
Haven't seen it in a while but I think 'The Deer Hunter' ended on this note as well.
Revolutionary Road
Ran
Johnny got his gun
I already knew that when my last gf of 3 yrs left me 6 months ago. I blew it with literally the one. Our parents even made us watch esoteric films that no else I ive ever known has seen. I seriously contemplated suicide seriously many times. I decided if my life doesnt improve by the start of summer im killing myself.
The Divide, and When The Wind Blows.
I win, you putrid ass finger-sucker.
watch films as kids I mean. Just had to get it off my chest. Feels good senpai.
Any kino films about a protagonist killing themselves?
>Oslo, August 31st
Fuck that shit film. A tall, good looking chad that has 10/10 girls wanting his dick, friends, family, job opportunities and he's depressed? fuck off
This is a real family and Louis is a real person. After recording this, Louis uploaded it to the internet. Louis thought it was funny and he came off well. Louis is insane.
have you even seen it
i need to get a job
Why did someone make this film. Why was it advertised the way it was. I was just a kid.
>you've become feral
Probably the most succinct way to describe a dedicated NEET.
Here's one. But don't kill yourself bro, somewhere out there is a lady waiting to meet the right user. I don't believe in 'the one', because what the fuck are the chances 'the one' just happens to be in the same country/state as you? You will find someone else to love and love you back, and it'll never be perfect but no relationship ever is
Why nobody mentions Plague Dogs?
Yes. Its alright but it is so unrealistic
>The day... can't become nice anymore.
Fuck every other line in this is like it's ripped straight out of some existential bleak kino
haha yeah only ugly lonely loser people get depressed am i rite, no good looking loving person ever resorted to drugs and literally killed himself because of it in the end ever am i rite guys haha
you just need the one
One of the best things you can do for yourself user. I've spent some years unemployed and I would take it back in a heartbeat if I could. It might seem fun being able to play games all day and have fun but in the mean time, your friends/peers will be earning money and facilitating a better life for the future.
I'm several years behind my friends and I'm always ashamed about it.
Million dollar baby
the hype then the fall
What does a "better life" mean to you?
No they actually don’t, “chemical imbalance” propaganda is complete horseshit, people with depression always have some sort of external problem. If women wanted me I wouldn’t be “depressed” anymore, my depression is a direct response to being low status genetic unfuckable dogshit.
Being able to save up for a mortgage, plan holidays, put money away for savings/children etc.
This is what furries do to their parents
Cant belive my parents wasted a cinema trip for this piece of shit
Mike Leigh’s Naked is prime depressioncore.
Ofcourse there is a reason why, all I'm saying is that even if you had all of that you could still have some othet reason to be depressed.
Why do famous, beautiful, rich people with loving families end up killing themselves? Actors, musicians, comedians whatever .
So more money and that's it?
Seems like an easy enough task, go to /biz/
Yeah, money seems to be the key thing.
Ideally a time machine so I can kick myself in the back of the head, but I'll take money.
I wasn't aware they made a film about him. A documentary I assume?
110% this
no movie has crushed my soul as this one did, I can't ever re-watch it as good as it was
Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance (2002)
Spoorloos (1988)
Pieta (2012)
Black Coal, Thin Ice (2014)
Closer (2004)
>Oslo August 31st
>Mike Leigh's Naked
>Au Hasard Balthazar
Actual true answers
Please fucking god tell me this is bait
Lars Von Trier is a fucking asshole
>Spoorloos (1988)
Fuck I hated the murrican remake of this. They completely butchered the story.
>Johnny got his gun
Only thing I've seen bleaker then Threads and Threads is set in fucking Sheffield.
>The Vanishing
Fuck me, that film ripped my heart out. What a film
Mah Polack
That poor baby!
Tyrannosaur is absolute misery kino.
City of Life and Death
*Gasp*
BEFORE I BLEED...
*gurgle*
13%......
*cough blood*
COMMIT... 50%.....
13% commit 50% of what
>he doesn’t know
be me
The epitome of Staten Island kino
What podcast
The movie was top comfy until the end when he cracked.
A film so bloody miserable and controversial it was banned by the BBC for a few years