>Alita: Battle Angel
>General Discussion #346
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Jackson Stewart
Hot damn, this bread is FRESH
Asher Cook
>kissu
Caleb Hill
Heads up. This movie came out months ago. You lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Caleb Bell
If you don't like it don't bump it. Better yet, start your own protest thread.
Tyler Wood
>that's a big brain
Henry Anderson
> Kissu
Jayden Young
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita.
Brandon Watson
>tfw you realize Jetsons is set in the Gunnm universe before the fall of the sky cities
>tfw you realize they have plebs to exploit and look down on
Christopher Morris
Luke Murphy
Brain?
Dominic Reyes
...
Noah Brooks
MY EYES
Blake Young
Carson Harris
...
Hunter Price
real thread
don't support fags who make threads before image limit
Gabriel Phillips
oh my
Daniel Flores
Fuck off, retard
Justin Cruz
I mean bump limit.
Dominic Moore
THIS THREAD WAS MADE AFTER IMAGE LIMIT
Adrian Hall
Not this shit again
Luke Clark
Wyatt Ross
> LA meetup sequel in a few hours
Post here if you’re going
Ryder Morgan
Threads become 99% worthless after image limit anyway, regardless of bump limit
>mfw I can no longer post a face
Chase Gomez
Sorry, meant to say bump limit. After the shit we went through last time there was an agreement to not make threads before bump limit. Faggot OP not only called dibs before 300th post, he made his thread on 302th.
Bentley Miller
Spoil me on Alita's plot and how disembodied brain horror plays into it
Nicholas Moore
Count me in
Benjamin Gray
NO ONE CARES
YOUR THREAD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE SIGNATURE
David King
Sup user, what’s up?
Camden Rogers
This OP is already underway, it's probably too late to delete it. Get onboard or be left behind, the train has left the station.
CHOO CHOO!
Christian Peterson
We had the opposite cause the same problem last time, where the guy who called it got stuck on captcha.
Oliver Long
What signature? Fine, I'll make a new thread on 250th post if it doesn't matter. It's no rules Tuesday, after all.
Anthony Smith
Nolan Anderson
> 2 hour drive
Totally worth it, but still. I get claustrophobic being in a car for too long. Least it’s going to be a windy day
Isaac Rivera
>No Rules Tuesday
Awwww snap, got 'em
Henry Moore
The idiot called it 30 posts before bump limit.
Aaron Edwards
THIS ONE
AND THREAD MAN WILL CAST DOWN ON ANY UNRIGHTEOUS SOUL
Wyatt Bailey
bad adaptation. Just another pg13 cgi schlock made for the mcu audience.
glad it flopped
Joshua Hall
weeb genocide
Aaron Ward
Get your finger out of there, Alita.
Adam Reyes
u wot m8?
Jayden Clark
WRONG IMAGE
Liam Peterson
Heads up, This movie is months old. You lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Noah Sanchez
I like how you changed up just a couple words so you could effectively repost this. Stop spamming, spammer.
Nathan Gray
Why do we have 3 threads at the same time?
Xavier Cox
> *spies on you*
Wyatt Young
Manga thats all that nova could salvage of Zapan after his second attempt against Alita
Movie that's how Vector sends people like Chiren to Zalem. Some watchdog site said this movie "objectifies women" and thats not wrong
Thomas Morris
Jokes on you, you bump our thread
Stupid anons getting butthurt and such
Benjamin Thomas
BOTH ARE FALSE THREADS
THIS IS THE TRUE THREAD
DELETE YOUR POST IMMEDIATELY
Jeremiah Nguyen
Alita I know you're there, you're supposed to be sleeping, go back to your room.
Dominic Lopez
Because OP is a retard who cheated to get his thread ahead, and everyone posting in this thread is as much of a retard for supporting this kind of behavior. Don't cry about thread wars because this is the future you chose.
Mason Gray
I am NEVER going to watch this movie
Camden Adams
The other day the bread baker took so fucking long anons panicked and made multiple threads. i was afraid i would get stuck too, so i started a new post early to avoid this and ironically caused the same fucking thing to happen.
Jackson Peterson
based threadman
Nolan Powell
> what’s the big deal? I just lost track of time
Connor Myers
Was Alita born as just a brain? Was she born at all or just grown somehow?
Julian Rodriguez
>he’s user, Ido.
>he’s pretty cool!
Anthony Howard
This place turns even good people bad!
Gabriel Green
Delet this trash jannies
Austin Martin
Okay ido I’ll sleep now
Jaxson Jenkins
>"what are you doing with your pink sausage, user? be careful or you might break it."
Owen Howard
DROP THE GUN user
Jason Peterson
>"Sure, why not!"
CUTE
Asher Williams
why not?
Ryder Watson
Juan Sanchez
but you should
Jacob Wilson
W-WAIT, A-user
Jacob Lee
good girl, I'll see you in a few minutes
Austin Wood
That's one sweet dream you got there.
Joseph Gutierrez
>afw she realizes she left the stove on
Evan Wright
I love all /our/ Alitafrens and OCfags and I hope they all have a nice day.
Nathaniel Fisher
THANKS, HUGO
Matthew Carter
Heads up. This movie is months old. You lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Jaxon Miller
>a few minutes
What's going on here?
Christopher Cox
He’s going to tuck in Alita, of course
Tyler Torres
Heads up, this movie is months old. You lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Jaxon Allen
One of doc's friends paid for some time, Alita. I hope you can understand, he's one of the only ones who doesn't try to pay me in oranges. We have to stay open somehow.
Blake Kelly
She looks kinda crazed there. Then again that’s Alita when she’s fighting.
Leo Price
Based
Based
Matthew Green
This Ido is an imposter!
Mason Brown
Gabriel Hernandez
based bloodgasm Alita
Liam Foster
THREAD MAN DEMANDS YOU DELETE THIS TRASH
THIS IS UNHOLY AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS
Parker Lee
>Who are you and what did you do with Ido?!
>YOU ARE DEAD
Sebastian Fisher
It's too late! You want Ido to be able to stay open, right? I'll try to make this quick.
John Gomez
STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL SUFFER
Gavin Ramirez
>You're gonna have to delete this if you want to live
Jack Smith
I will kill you, then I will cook you and I will throw your remains to the street dogs
Jack Foster
Aren’t wife threads and generals banned in less the film or series is current or running?
Isaiah Thomas
Guys relax, I just wanted a few minutes to apologize for being kind of mean in my writing.
W-what did you think this was about?
...no way! no!
William Russell
Aren’t waifu threads and generals against the rules in less the series is running or the film is current?
Lincoln Young
Alita is always current.
Colton Murphy
No but spamming is definitively against the rules, spammer.
John Edwards
Heads up. Alita is months old now. You can stop clogging page 1 virgin.
Asher Reed
Aight mods, it's time for the banhammer.
Noah Thompson
Based
Based
Cringe virgin
Cringe virgin
Connor Barnes
be nice
Brandon Wilson
have sex
Juan Cook
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals banned in less the film is current or series is running?
Nathaniel Johnson
THIS IS THREAD #346
THIS IS THREAD #346
THIS IS THREAD #346
THIS IS THREAD #346
THIS IS THREAD #346
THIS IS THREAD #346
THIS IS THREAD #346
Cameron Murphy
>Hey guys, just got here.
>whats going on?
Wyatt Moore
>in less
you should be banned for having subhuman IQ
Colton Green
So this shit is basically /reylo/ general. Mods?
Hunter Taylor
>get me a slant-eyed hoe to play this weaboo character
>sir, we don't have any asians in hollywood
>okay, then get me the next thing closest to one
Christian Rodriguez
'>someone help, I'm very bad at aiming.
Lincoln Perry
Some faggot is spamming again, nothing to see here
Grayson Allen
Fuck off cancerous namefag.
Grayson Diaz
Have sex
Jackson Morgan
POST YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE SCENE, OR IDO GETS IT!
Julian Mitchell
Comparing nu-wars to Alita
Colton Anderson
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals banned in less the film is current or the series is running?
Brayden Rivera
everything with Hugo except when he gets stabbed and when he gets shredded
Christopher Adams
The scene where the movie ends
Jaxson Bell
Amerindians are asian. Native south americans are basically jungle asians like south east asians. They even look like them.
Carter Thomas
Jerome going through his gimmicks today, but gets nothing but go away heat brother
Jace Stewart
kek
Colton Martin
>Sure, I'll be in the room as well, I'd like to witness this.
Carter Bell
Alright then!
Joseph Lewis
Her eyes are like two knives.
Carson Johnson
t. Jerome
based
Cameron Mitchell
awww
Brandon Sanchez
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals banned in less the film is current or the series is running
Blake Carter
> Hey user, let’s go to the gym! I’ll teach you panzer kunst
Justin Evans
>121 replies
>31 posters
Literally reylo General 2
Zachary Turner
>can we not just stay and play wid these?
Ian Edwards
the film is still in theaters and this is not a waifu general
Matthew Nguyen
the credits
because it’s over :(
Brody Lee
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals banned in less the film is current or series is running??
Nathaniel Jenkins
You guys hear the screeching in the background? I'm pretty sure I hear something...
Kayden Barnes
One poster has posted like 1/3 of the posts in this thread, and he's the anti-thread spammer (quite possibly you.)
Cameron Diaz
Will Ronker be in the sequel? :^)
Tyler Jenkins
It's nothing, don't worry about it.
David Murphy
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals against the rules in less the film is current or the series is running?
Dylan Garcia
Took 10 hours for last thread to reach bump limit. Looks like this general doesn't have much left. It's near dead during european hours. I don't think it will survive until home video release. That's still months away. We should considering moving to a slower board. I propose /m/. It's slow as fuck and threads can last months there, so we could have a steady and comfy general there with just a few anons.
Matthew Wilson
Aaaaa, i cant decide.
Either
Vector seducing Hugo
Or
Alita confronting Vector/Nova
Both are needed for a continuous narrative but on repeat viewings i got a little bored waiting for them to end.
Dylan Gray
Jonathan Bennett
>rosa’s tired, baggy eyes
Somehow they make her hotter
Josiah Jones
Jerome is the most dedicated alitan ever!
Justin Cooper
I'm planing on buying a Alita figure. Should I get the $1000 deluxe or the standard $250 one?
Julian Adams
Really hope so, cant wait to get my hands on the figure I've pre-ordered.
Austin Martin
It’s the sound of millions of anons hearts breaking because Alita is leaving cinemas and we have to wait for the Blu-ray and sequel announcement
Jeremiah Evans
Oh hi Rosa
Jeremiah Bailey
I would like to take you on a date, Rosa.
Brody Collins
Hi Rosa
Dominic Rodriguez
whichever you feel comfortable to hotglue
Jackson Carter
both ?
In all seriousness the larger figure looks cooler but is quite BIG so yah...
>obligatory Rosa for scale.
Jace Anderson
oh no
Lucas Mitchell
Sounds good. I don't have that much time right now for a fast general anyway. Are you going to make it?
Joshua Long
oops spoiler'ed everything
Camden Myers
What do you mean?
the $1000 one is a statue, a big statue and nothing else. I think maybe it lights up but it's a static piece of plastic.
The one that is $250 is the HT one, it's not a statue and it's clearly superior.
William Powell
Holy shit, it's so fucking big
Jackson Clark
It's actually 600$. 1000$ is premium version.
Dylan Foster
>Rosa will never say this to you
Liam Cruz
I thought that's what he meant, the HT one is 250 and there is only one version.
The statue does have two versions.
Ryan Phillips
>she won't even talk to you
Hudson Harris
Don’t be such a Negative Nelly, user
Lucas Morales
Bare in mind that Rosa is borderline midget status
Noah Allen
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals against the rules in less the film is current or the series is running?
Brayden Roberts
Xavier Nguyen
Sorry guys, I don’t have the “Rosa waving” gif on me this time
Josiah Nelson
>that barely visible waltz
Isaac Hernandez
Aren’t waifu threads against the rules and generals against the rules in less the film is current or the series is running?
Tyler Gonzalez
The Entire board was slow af today during EU and AUS hours, so idk. But I think were a ways off leaving TV.... As the threads can really pick up sometimes. We just need good topics.
And then threads fly by in just an hour~
And OC and Jerome help keep the lights on around here :3
Ryan Jackson
Sneaky Waltz
Zachary Reyes
Heads up. This movie is months old. You lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Jack Walker
Poster above should
have sex
Jack Green
Elijah Parker
Aren’t waifu threads banned and generals against the rules in less the film is current or the series is running?
Asher Mitchell
>alita and gunnm as we know them almost didn’t exist
We lucked out, Alitans
Luke Wright
i need to smile some more.
youtube.com
Justin Ramirez
It's dead every weekday from morning to evening in EU hours. Americans are sleeping, aussies are banned, europoors are at school or wageslaving. It doesn't matter what topic you talk about because there isn't anyone around to talk about it. Anyway, I've made the thread. If anyone wants discuss Alita at a slower pace, you can come here.
Mason Hernandez
Grayson Morris
What's up frens
Slow day apparently huh
Evan Collins
> Gunnm
> Gum ‘Em
BRAVO KISHIRO
Asher White
How come none of you talk about the movie, at all?
Leo Nguyen
It’s weekday. All the burgers are working
Usually these threads pickup by sunset and really take off on the weekends
Jacob Adams
Yeah but normally I miss almost two threads and today it was like two half threads, as long as they're still up I don't really care though
Levi Myers
>waifu
Basically any occasional "waifu" posting is just trolling from one person
>current
It's still running in theaters, friend.
Ian Robinson
Yeah evenings are primetime. I've got some OC I'm holding on to till then.
Dylan Phillips
They’re too busy coping with me spamming this waifu thread
Jack Robinson
When my friend was telling me what Manga the movie was based on I thought they were saying "Gundam" for a good 10 minutes.
And I was like "Isn't that the one with the giant robots? I guess not and I better not say anything or else I'll look like an idiot"
John Allen
I'm a burger and I'm here, I just have a slightly unusual work schedule. Currently stuffing my face with tacos. Ask me anything.
Juan Nguyen
>Gunnm (Japanese: 銃夢 Hepburn: Ganmu, literally "gun dream")
Camden Hernandez
I'm glad they went with the movie title they did.
I didn't even know till I looked it up.
Levi Davis
Thanks, Rosafren
Is there pico de gallo on them?
Cameron Bennett
>written gunnm
>spoken ganmu
those retarded chinks, i tell ya
Jose Sanchez
Talk about the movie.
Kayden Evans
Heads up. This movie is months old. You lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Thomas Bell
Hopefully mods dont allow this general to breather after 400
It's overstayed
Colton Murphy
I feel like showing up and insulting you dumb faggots, wheres it going to be at?
Juan Adams
>Pssst
Luke Rogers
Based
Based
Nathan Garcia
Gavin Young
No, just shitty store brand salsa, I'm a pleb wage slave.
Alita is one of the best movies of the decade, incorporating biblical themes, as well as many subtle and overt homages to major pop culture phenomenons (Titanic) as well as cult classic hits (Dune.) It is most notable for its departure from the currently accepted "formula" for major hollywood productions, abandoning all attempts at political or social agenda pushing or persuasion in favor of wholesome storytelling.
As a result of this mix of groundbreaking tactics, it has achieved a level of grassroots success many did not expect. Indeed, it is the hollywood equivalent of the 2016 election, with Alita's popularity mirroring the success of Donald Trump in many ways, and for many of the same reasons.
A general, /Alita/, on Yea Forums has been thusly created, and has gone through over 300 threads, and despite naysayers active at this very moment, will surely prevail and reach 999 threads or more.
Anthony Powell
Talk about the movie.
Michael Foster
bAsEd
Isaac Wright
Jerome's really giving it all hes got today, must be having a bad day :(((
Tyler Flores
I will when I get back from errands
Thomas Bennett
>movie based on manga called "gun dream"
>there's literally zero firearms in the entire 2 hour movie
BRAVO CAMERON
Jose Powell
Anons better show up
James Harris
Heads up. This movie is months old, you lonely virgins can stop clogging page 1.
Charles Fisher
sorry if it's getting in the way of the other 500 other capeshit generals
Cameron Lewis
Redpill me on Jerome
Connor Powell
Heads up. Stop projecting
Charles Clark
omg she does the thing with her hands on her cheeks at the end >_
Matthew Rogers
>well, except for all the heavy machine guns employed by the jackbooted thugs of the factory/Zalem
What did Kishiro mean by this?
Camden Torres
Anyone even know Novas position on Zalem? Is he like the (((king)))? or he just "protects" Zalem? Like a general of an army?
Jaxon Collins
see you there mein negger
Samuel Ortiz
Take all my coins Mr. Frog, i just gotta have that steelbook!
Angel Myers
Heads up just stop replying to him...
the jannies might be handy at some point!
Sebastian Hughes
One 3D and one 4K, please.
There'll be more guns in the sequels.
Owen Parker
Eat it up and you'll be ready when it's decades old.
Juan Martinez
Today will probably be my 6th viewing. Did that other meetup happen yet? Whats the status
Cameron Watson
I'm tempted to buy a ticket so I can be with anons in spirit. But that would be incredibly gay, wouldn't it?
Mason Parker
I hope they give these out in the collector's edition of the blu rays. Might be the only way to get one now without having to go to ebay.
Jayden Evans
In the manga he's exiled from Zalem, but he seems to be in control in the movie, so only people who have read the script know for sure.
Ian Ross
>K fren ill get one over to you ASAP.
Nathaniel Wilson
Yes it would be, so do it
Robert Morales
Talk about the movie.
Oliver Cox
huh, never read the anime of watched the manga so that interesting. That hes not even on Zalem..
Nicholas Morgan
In the manga he just wants to make his shit chandeliers in peace and actually lives in Iron City. We don't really know how he is in the movie yet except that he live in Zalem.
Jayden Carter
Hey man I got the money if you got the stuff
Eli Jenkins
I heard it has to do with the intelligent gun that Alita was originally supposed to use from the beginning but that got implemented way later
Jack Bennett
w-whose organs are those?
Grayson Sanchez
Them some might fine looking chandeliers
John Ross
Friendly reminder that we'll be meeting there at 6. If you get there early to explore the mall make sure you get to the rally point by them. Love you.
Liam Brown
Unknown. Nova just likes stuff like that. It's why he got kicked out of Zalem the first time.
Mason Hill
>Imagine the comfy hours with the Blu-Rays
Joseph Hernandez
I want what she's having.
Benjamin Green
still have to wait til May
Brandon Sanchez
Many have theorized that movie nova is a combination of Nova and Mbadi. If that's true, then he'll be the big honcho of Zalem, but with the troll mad scientist personality of Nova.
Ryder King
While the mods here are pretty ruthlessly efficient, I'm beginning to think they also hate fun.
Asher Walker
There will be more guns in the sequels.
Jonathan Gray
>*sniff*
>Smell that anons? someone just cleaned the place
John Allen
There sure as shit better be
Grayson Harris
I want to see Alita using as many guns as John Wick as.
Blake Bailey
How does the movie version make sense? How are you sent to Zalem if you're stuck in a box with no body?
Juan Barnes
A little too thoroughly, if you ask me. These fun side conversations we have are part of the spirit of this general, and more often than not the jannies wipe them along with the generic Jerome spam.
Nathaniel Thompson
are you THE bread fag?
Jackson Adams
See you there anons!
Aaron Wilson
Yeah, but as long as they keep cleaning Jerome's diarrhea I don't mind.
Samuel Bell
Nova doesn't live in Iron City he lives in the Granite Inn which is Cheyenne Mountain/NORAD in Colorado
Liam Nguyen
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Luis Butler
they're presumably sent to Nova for the same sorts of fuckery and body horror that he does in the manga, except in the movie he does it in Zalem instead of Iron City. Basically you think you're paying to be human trafficked, except in reality you're used as a human guinea pig
Aiden Russell
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Since janny doesn’t want to delete global rule breaking threads he can clean up my mess over and over. Now clean bitch
Kevin Martinez
Based Colorado, feelin' good to be a Colorado user
Kevin White
That's the joke, they're used as material for human experiments. No one from outside Zalem ever actually gets to live a normal life there except (maybe) motorball champions .
Jeremiah Jackson
And much more Alita-rippings too.
It´ll be quite a brutal thing, won´t it.
Elijah Ward
Just exactly what global rule are you referring to you little shit, let's see some refs
Parker Torres
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Aaron Powell
I'm still upset they canceled the Fallout game that was supposed to be set in Colorado when Bethesda took over
Carson Johnson
Just a tip to anyone going, try to get out 30 minutes earlier than your destination originally says. LA traffic can get pretty annoying at this time of the week
Eli Cooper
Absolutely but it will also be kino.
Sebastian Edwards
>zoom into Alita's eye
>Motorball starts playing
>I-I CAN'T LIE, I'M SCARED TO OPEN MY EYES
>Passport to Iron City ad
>The making and authorized distribution of this film supported over 15,000 jobs and involved hundreds of thousands of work hours
Why do the ending credits always make me cry like a bitch?
Benjamin Russell
Thread generals:
1. Movie genres (horror, found footage, etc)
2. TV shows: New content weekly
Not a single fucking movie. Start a thread if you have something interesting you want to talk about in particular but otherwise fuck off with your little clubhouse general thread. No other movie has its own General
Logan Gonzalez
It's also good to just act unpredictable in general, Saddam avoided assassination for years by acting erratically.
Cameron Murphy
Broken body alita a best. She is more of herself the less of her remains attached.
Joseph Anderson
Avenging Angel will have the greatest kino ever made.
youtu.be
>tfw had to downsize this twice just to get it within size limits
drive.google.com
Isaiah Ortiz
Holy shit you take this place seriously? Shitposting is the hallmark of Yea Forums. If you want a moderated board go to reddit
Carson Bennett
This. Last time I got stuck in traffic for two hours and missed the meet.
Liam Allen
Meant for
Angel Scott
>The making and authorized distribution of this film supported over 15,000 jobs and involved hundreds of thousands of work hours
The sheer volume of work that went into creating something so extraordinary is what gets me.
Brody Rivera
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Uh oh, janny bitch has to clean it up again
Jonathan Thomas
If you really want a thread full of then you are the problem and should just kill yourself, honestly, because there is no value to hanging out in such a place.
Dylan King
She has a wisecracking talking gun sidekick in Mars Chronicle. I hope she gets him in the movies and he's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
Jaxson Gutierrez
I might get there two hours earlier just to be sure. Good thing there’s a mall and restaurants to check out so I can kill time
Hope you all make it
Jackson Johnson
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Time to clean janny bitch. For free, remember
Dominic Morgan
>getting stuck in traffic for 2 hours
damn being a small town guy has some serious advantages
Daniel King
Because the experience is over, but also because you've been sucked out of Iron City and dropped back into the real world. Happens with really immersive movies like Avatar and Titanic before it. Titanic was the first movie that did it for me because of the autistic detail Jimbo put into recreating parts of the ship.
Colton Turner
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Clean bitch
Ayden Fisher
Really, not even worth responding to anymore, I just click hide on his shitposts.
They´re not even funny or original anymore, just sound unhinged.
Brayden Perez
>being so miserable your only sense of power comes from mildly inconveniencing a stranger
Gabriel Williams
So they're meeting in LA? I hope they don't get Typhus
Ethan Sanders
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Clean it up or delete the thread bitch for free
Angel Gray
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Clean it up for free my janitor bitch friend
Austin Reyes
Typhus? What's going on in LA? In NYC we have measles because Orthodox Jews are anti-vaxxers
Nathaniel King
Also, the series is called Gun Dream because from what I remember, it was originally going to be the talking gun telling Gally's story, like a biography or something. He's on the cover of the first issue.
Brayden Cruz
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Jacob Williams
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Clean it up or delete the thread bitch
Christian Watson
Ugh, listen, muh anti-vaccine people don't have enough numbers to magically bring back diseases like the media says.
Think about it this way. When you have cheap flights and people coming from all over the world can we really be surprised this shit happens in big cities?
Noah Smith
Based forgiveness post.
Alita heals again.
Jonathan Myers
That's clearly a metal hairdryer with a facehugger tail so Alita can get her hair big and poofy on the go
Ryder Richardson
Well this time it’s in a fairly nice area, not a dump like outside iron city so we’ll be okay
Aaron Foster
The diseases wouldn't spread to the local population without antivaccers.
Kayden Jackson
Are you that goddamn stupid?
Brody Rogers
There's a Typhus outbreak because LA is a shithole.
Levi Ward
I love Alita's floof
Eli Jackson
I want someone to say this to me
William Butler
He lived on the outskirts of Iron City until it blew up during the whole Zapan in Berserker suit thing.
Theres a time skip after that, during which Nova supposedly had the time to build his new lab at Granite Inn.
Its gonna be interesting to see how Cameron decides to move the plot in the sequels considering how significant the differences are between the movie and the manga.
Joshua Miller
Any anons from UK still here?
Ian Gonzalez
Stop watching CNN
Are you drooling right now?
Tyler Williams
There’s also an AIDs epidemic
Ryan Nelson
>like outside iron city
Like Iron City itself you mean, it doesn't seem to be much different from LA.
Angel Young
I don't watch the news. Antivaccers are retarded.
Nathan Taylor
Cute fluffball death machine.
Looks like we finally broke Jerome for good.
Isaac Rogers
She’s so precious user
Aaron Smith
Kek the shitty parts of LA are honestly shittier than iron city
Joshua Price
Give me all the worst instances of body horror in the series now pls.
Carson Gonzalez
Does anyone else think Alita would jam to this song during Motorball practice?
Ethan Reyes
you just need to understand that thinking there's enough anti-vaccers to make any difference doesn't stand to the most basic level of scrutiny
third world diseases and coming to first world countries through other means
Cooper Reed
why so much spam today?
Jayden Gray
Also, how many times did Alita lose limbs in the manga?
Andrew Howard
I love that panel. It's so adorable any time she switches from murderbot to teen girl mode
Ayden Peterson
Jerome had a meltdown, it's fairly common for his kind.
Ian Brown
If records of Babymetal still exist in 500 years, absolutely.
Colton Diaz
Too many to count. She was born a cyborg and has no qualms sacrificing a bodypart or five to win a fight.
Carter Long
Mars Chronicle gets pretty fucking gnarly
Cameron Reed
I think Babymetal was fine until they changed producers and I also heard they lost one of the band members. rip
Austin Lee
Hugo flipping out after he wakes up with a cyborg body is a prominent example
Cyborgs aren't as attached to their bodies as organics are. For them losing body parts is more of an inconvenience than a nightmare. Yuko specifically grew up with a cyborg body and was almost indifferent to losing body parts
Jordan Cox
How's the meet up going?
Dominic Clark
Mars Chronicles and Maske Tumors, where you grow independent, intelligent tumors in the form of half-heads from your skin all over your body
Zachary Barnes
are those tumors with eyes?
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Samuel James
any anons interested in drinkos? I have them for way less than what people are selling them on ebay
Evan Sanchez
>mfw jerome spam reminds me of the good ol' days of reporting will smith spam in /acg/
Charles Harris
Yeah, the poor thing is completely unhinged.
Better to not even notice it and just hide the posts.
Now he´s even trying to rile up people with vaccines shit posting.
Brody Young
Not until 6
Angel Allen
Lucas Perez
>not filtering with 4chanX
Aiden Nguyen
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Imagine having to clean my mess over and over without compensation instead of just deleting the rule violating thread. Dumb janny bitch.
Hunter Hill
>alita grows on people
Zachary Brown
I SAID HOW IS THE MEET UP GOING
Asher Jackson
Yeah I still needed to email you, but I've a bit busy atm. Ill get round to it soon tm.
And have you manged to send any aboard yet? As I might happen to not live on the same continent as you burger boys.
John Carter
how do you do that?
Brandon King
I've already shipped to germany and the uk but it wasn't cheap
Angel Turner
Alita was a Maske tumor, user. That's why the back of her head is cybernetic. Maske tumors grow fused to their host by the back of their head
Connor Johnson
lurk moar, faggot
Hudson Cook
Yes, eyes and rudimentary brains, Alita started out as one of these that grew normally and the brain was put into a baby cyber body
Camden Gutierrez
It's 1 PM on the West Coast, user
Juan Reyes
Oy oy oy, whats the damage for the UK roughly?
Kevin Gutierrez
>Meetup today, hour and a half in the car
>Stay up til 6 AM
god I'm a dummy
Nathan Cruz
It´s a bit tiresome but scroll up to settings and add part of the copypasta he posts constantly into one of the rules.
It´s all pretty self-explanatory.
Won´t take care of the unique drecks posts, but at least you´re rid of the retarded sneed posts.
Lincoln Rogers
CAM OOOON ALITA
*dum dum*
#99
*dum dum*
SCORE SOME FAKIN’
*dum dum*
MOTOR GOALS
Levi Rivera
The drive might be a pain but once you get there you’ll feel awake again
Robert Moore
don't die user
Adam Peterson
Yeah, that's a fair point. Just looked in the mirror and I'[ve got bags big enough it looks like someone punched my in the face.
Isaiah Green
Based Motor ball fan poster
Matthew Nguyen
how many cans?
Jason Murphy
I see what you did there.
Nolan Bell
Same but I get mine from depression
We’re all going to have a happy day though
Tyler Watson
i miss motorball hooligans
Connor White
Probably just 2, but depends :3
Jordan Flores
Jeremiah Morgan
> WOOOOAAAAH ALITA
> WOOOOAAAAH ALITA
> SHE COMES FROM MARS
> SHE’LL KICK YOUR ARSE
> 99
> BUT #1 IN OUR HEARTS
Nolan Stewart
Flop-kun, did you write this article?
en.businesstimes.cn
Kevin Turner
I almost fell asleep while driving in a long road once
good thing there were bumps on the side to wake me up
scary
Matthew Baker
I've been away for a few days.
Anything to report? How hves the OC and discussions been?
Camden Bell
Closest I've come was driving back down from a con after absolutely no sleep.
Pulled over and got some food, felt better.
Dominic Price
buy an energy drink before you go on the long drive, trust me
Ethan Scott
Almost $40 shipping for two cans
Dylan Young
>Alita is being referred to as a hit now
What a time to be alive.
Alexander Morris
He's smart
James Thompson
Mason Howard
>OI MATE!
>YOU GOT ALITA LOICENSE?
>YOU DON´T NEED ONE!
Jose Cruz
Meetup in a couple hours.
Other than that, meta humor. Hilarious if you like that stuff, faggy if you don't
It'll be fine, I usually stay up til like 4. Work keeps me up.
I'll just have a soda
Austin Mitchell
Reminds me of the time I drove 2/3 of the way across the US in 2.5 days to lose my virginity. I slept maybe 5 hours the whole time. It was terrifying. But that kind of goal has a way of motivating a man.
Levi Carter
Never seen the movie.
Should I read the manga?
Evan Clark
are these like secret pedo threads?
Leo King
Same, that's why I bought a stick of concealer from walmart, takes about 10 seconds and makes my dark circles look 50-75% better
Xavier Gray
>bottom-right panel
Don't do that
Evan Lopez
I wanted this image so much
Owen Ortiz
I haven't worn makeup since senior prom in high school
Kevin Diaz
>secret pedo thread
nope nice try though
Aaron Roberts
Ah okay that not tooo bad, ill hit you up some time.
Leo Thompson
> ROSITA, KNOWN AS ALITA
> MOTORBALL CHAMPION
> FACE OF AN ANGEL
> BERSERKER BODY
> WATCH OUT SHE’LL BREAK YA
Chase Harris
Go for the movie first.
It´s the refined version of fist two mangas and the best manga adaption to date.
Much tighter than the mangas too, IMHO.
Adam Adams
I wish a woman objectified me.
Isaac Miller
I just learned to embrace mine lol
A bright smile is always going to outshine sad eyes
Cooper Anderson
>no Foreign numbers since last week
What did they mean by this?
Tyler Young
they do think you're garbage
Grayson Russell
Out of state user from Iron City here, with you in spirit. Glad you got to meet up again, let us know how it goes.
Joshua Mitchell
Bright-eyed Happylita
Evan Reyes
My crappy OC that needs a lot of improvement...
Ethan Baker
Appreciated fren
We will have a great time in honour of all of you
Jeremiah Martin
Still, well done!
It´s part of the charm now.
Justin Jones
>OI, THIS BITCH BROKE MY NOSE
Noah Garcia
>THROW DA MOTORBAWLL
Elijah Gomez
>HEEEY, HEEEYY ALITA!
>OHH AHH!
>I WANNA KNOW OWOWOW
>IF YOU'LL BE /OURGIRL/!
Carson Bell
Yes, she did.
Ayden Peterson
I want to like this picture as much as other Alitafrens seem to, but I can't knowing that it also shows Hugo skipping out on /ourgirl/ so he can go tear up some more cyborgs for cash
Joshua Long
>OI ALEETA
>SCORE SAM FAKING MOTORGOALS
Aiden Barnes
>IN UR FOOKIN FACE
Kevin Jackson
> “yew-go, jacking off cyborgs for pahts?”
Grayson Miller
Jaxson Adams
Is there anything more pathetic than Jerome right now?
Jacob Gonzalez
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Reylo General offshoot needs to be deleted mr janny or keep cleaning
Alexander Russell
fuck off, btw reylo is canon according to new leaks lol
Logan Campbell
>Cleaned
Kayden Howard
based jannies
Ayden Reyes
Way to clean
James Cook
Just an annoying itch.
Henry Perez
Anita is NOT a tumor baby!
Henry Campbell
Evan Murphy
Definitely not in the Cameronverse
Josiah Hill
have good times for me too!
Xavier Gutierrez
Nice. Have this.
Anthony Sanchez
Not enough Rosa ITT
Liam Torres
Why does everything I like turn into some weird cult
Joseph Anderson
Thanks
Andrew Watson
I've made more sneed-oc than you most likely, fucking tripsfag. And am here just enjoying the Alita general, the best general on the board
Brody Davis
agreed
Ayden Peterson
I believe it. I actually find sneedposting funny in the right context, not this autismo spamming garbage
Aaron Edwards
why did they make her eyes YUGE
Robert Phillips
Levi Howard
Because martians look like ayy lmaos
Daniel Myers
Never enough.
Cooper Martinez
good stuff makes solid bases for cults
Daniel Jenkins
Zachary Wright
Because believing in something bigger and better than yourself is healthy.
It helps in wanting to better yourself.
Instead of just existing as another cog in the machine, like all the moral relativists want you to.
Blake Edwards
Check'd for doubles dubs, but it's 'basis' in this case, not 'bases'.
Jace Miller
She cute
Thomas Ortiz
based and alitapilled
Cameron Russell
have we baked the bread?
Owen Robinson
And here comes the image limit almost alongside the bump limit.
Well done!
New Bread would be nice now.
Aiden Jones
Yeah theres autism, but can't really complain when it gets kept to one containment thread
Blake Barnes
i'm cooking it
Jason Scott
I want my bread
Carson Clark
Oh I´m pretty sure the tick infest other threads here too.
Benjamin Perry
freshly baked
James Moore
at least wait for the bump limit
Carter Gray
what is this expression meant to convey?
Jordan Rodriguez
>not bump limit yet
shameful
Wyatt Russell
The people want bread. Got to go with the demand son!
Colton Miller
My complaint about the movie is that couldn't have been Chiren's brain because citizens of Zalem don't have brains since their brains were replaced by chips. I fanwank it away by saying Vector is a known liar and just used someone else's brain and kept Chiren's rare Zalem MiB chip for himself.
Josiah Brooks
>the same sorts of fuckery and body horror that he does in the manga
I can only hope we see more of that in the sequel
Leo Moore
sorry for my bad english user ;_;
Dylan Nguyen
sleepiness
Colton Smith
Always good to start around 300.
Adrian Flores
Vector might not even be the liar - Nova could have said it was Chiren's brain, and Vector would be none the wiser. I suspect Nova does all the chip work himself, via remote control.