Name a better Marvel movie.
Pro tip you cannot do this.
Name a better Marvel movie.
Pro tip you cannot do this.
Huh? Just about any, this was forgetable garbage.
ur forgettable garbage
This movie is crap. A genocide told by a literally retard whose whole take on it is "lol I made a funny".
yeah, of course it's the best Marvel movie but it's not in a hard competition to be fair
Hell yeah dude
There's only like three good scenes in it, the rest isn't very interesting.
>Strange making Loki look like a bitch at magic
>the "I feel like I know you" bit between Banner and Valkyrie
>Thor happy seeing Hulk in the arena
>Thor tries to be GotG
The soundtrack was awful. Like they had to hire a Netflix guy to do it and it shows.
name a more based character
name a more based director insert
If only. At least death mattered in GotG 2.
I liked Winter Soldier more.
SEETHING edgefag
yeah the god of thunder punching aliens is a very serious subject, no humor allowed
Marvel Cosmic movies are basically what I was waiting for my whole dang life. When Iron Man came out and they were talking about a cinematic universe this was the kinda shit I was excited about.
2005 me would NEVER have thought that a 180 million dollar Thor adventure comedy movie would ever be a thing.
Ragnarok makes me want kids
I legit consider this to be one of the worst mcu flicks.
I don't like it's disregard of the past Thor films. It feels like something was lost in trying to make Thor more "interesting" when he already had good arcs from the past movies. For better MCU movies, Most of the early films like Captain America 1or Iron Man 1 or the latter movies like GOTG or Winter Soldier. I want to make an argument that Thor 1 is better but people usually disagree.
The villain sucks. The hero sucks. The sidekicks REALLY suck. Especially that retarded valkyrie bitch. Wow drinking heavily and passing out, that's SO cool and quirky.
Iron Man 1 cuz that’s the only one that’s an actual movie and not just a toy commercial
Almost all of them, which isn't that hard considering you posted the absolute worst of all capeshit.
This movie is absolute garbage and it’s ruined by Tessa Thompson.
This is the movie where the cracks started to show in the MCU.
They could never figure out what to do with Thor. Each of his films are totally different.
Ragnarok was garbage. Not everyone is blinded by flashy colors and pop songs. This movie was poorly written, the characters didn't even behave like they did in previous films (Banner especially), Thor's "It's about time!" line about female Valkyries, and everything about Valkyrie's "character". Everything is a snarky quip. Garbage SJW-infested trash. Made me start skipping several MCU films like ANT&Wasp, Spidey Homecoming and of course Captain Toefungus. MCU has been mostly snarky quipfests but the recent years of SJW bullshit ruined what fun was to be had. RIP MCU. And Taika Waititi voicing Korg was just fucking wretched. And of course Goldblum's right hand aide was a bulldyke.
>his movie was poorly written,
non
script is literally perfect
Guardians 1
/tv is always wrong . Thor is great. probably the most rewatchable mcu movie
I don't know. I think Thor had a consistent tone to him. He was still a bit pompous but his recent films made him better as a humble character. I feel like Ragnarok was too much of a leap to do. I think it cemented Marvel as close to a one trick pony. Their shallow quips is always inferior to natural/situational comedy. They always take away from the gravity of the situation and is completely useless. Shame. I thought they would be better but they only got worse.
>NUH UH IS PERFEK!
Sage. Much wise. Great writeup defending your argument, faggot.
thanks!
If it just had more weird Sarkarian scenes instead of that bored Asgard arc.
I liked it the first time I watched it. Then I watched it again and the only thing I liked was the hulk. Its possible I only liked it the first time because I watched it with my friends. Timing for jokes is just off...
> Everything is a snarky quip.
this is a good thing
Yeah, a loathe how it turned Thor and all of his lore into a joke. Even Banner and Loki became comedic character just so Taika could have his lulz, and that quip right after Asgard was destroyed is unforgivable.
How soon we forget.
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: Civil War
Avengers
Avengers 3: Infinity War
Iron Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2
Logan
Spider-Man (2001)
Spider-Man 2
And also, arguably avengers 2, even though Ultron was painfull misused.
>"fuck you Jack Kirby" the movie
No thanks
>what is character development
Name a more cucked and blackwashed Marvel movie.
Pro tip you cannot do this.
So you expected an action comedy and not a fantasy epic?
He said Marvel movie. You can't because they're all the same.
Based and bladepilled
Spiderman Homecoming, GotG, and Infinity War were better. Also they should have made a Planet Hulk movie instead of half-using the concept for Ragnarok
>Blackwashed Heimdal
>Blackwashed Valkyrie
>Asgard is 50% black
More like Ragnarcuck.
Yeah goofy schlock for kids. Trying to turn capeshit into "epics" is fucking gay and autistic.
>Homecoming
Literally the worst MCU movie aside from Iron Man 3. Only remotely redeeming factor was Keaton
Logan
Mark Mothersbaugh did the soundtrack and we are all De-vo
But you claim you wanted cosmic Marvel for years, has cosmic Marvel or Thor always been an action comedy in the comics?
shut up loser
>As a fan of the comics I've always wanted cosmic Marvel
>HURR, COMICS ARE STUPID
Nice damage control.
I just don't feel like having a conversation with someone that thinks I like Marvel Cosmic movies because they are "action comedies." I don't feel like having to explain what genre theory is to some fucking retard that doesn't have the first idea what they're talking about.
You're not worth the bother.
Thor 1 would be better if it weren’t for the shitty characters portrayed by Portman and Denning.
And yet here you are defending Thor Ragnarok which is an action comedy, damn you are retarded.
when you kill yourself your mom will be relieved
Based
This movie proves that if Batman and Robin would be part of the MCU, the fanboys would praise it.
This is the Batman and Robin of the MCU.
Thor's home, family and friends are all destroyed. Movie is a comedic quipfest.
Said the fat fuck with hygiene problems.
This and I believe it's the first and only capeshit that is actually a good movie.
>PROJECTION LMAO
Batman and Robin is a bad movie though.
Post pics then.
So is Ragnarok, and they are both as silly, don't kid yourself.
whoever smelt it dealt it fatty I weigh 160 wet.
Ragnarok like Captain Marvel are for me the worst MCU movies
Ragnarok is a story of the extinction of a race, but the director made a comedy around it
And neither Thor feel any pain for the extinction of the Asgardians
And they put a very small actress without muscles to play one of the Valkyries
They should use the Ultimate version, taht suit is great
And MCU does not have any blonde actress with light eyes
this is the best one but maybe endgame will peak even more
Let's bring a classic aliens race from comics
Now let's bring diversity?
WHAT?
Soon they will bring black, asian and white Skrulls
FUCK DISNEY!!
You can hardly call it a movie you dumb motherfucker
it's has even less soul than your avarage run of the mill transformers / power rangers episode starring this week's villain of the week hurrrr
bland manufactured trash for the brainless masses
>Ragnarok is a story of the extinction of a race, but the director made a comedy around it
This. Not only does Asgard get destroyed, but Odin gets killed and Thor loses an eye. But if you ask anyone who watched it, they'll say it was the funniest Marvel movie ever made. What kind of nonsense is this? Where will this end?
You have went so far to the right you are now located in the Alpha Centauri.
>soul
the irony of npc virginal white dudes talking about soul makes me laff
Still more than anyone can find in a DC film.
How the hell are Asgardians a race? Heimdal clearly isn't the same race as Thor.
>Drinking piss cause poop tastes worse
It's called a tragicomedy. You probably wouldn't know about it, considering you aren't civilized.
Can we move on from irony now? It has to be used against you so often it's starting to become stale.
When will /pol/ leave?
By far the best Thor movie and unironically one of my favourite capeshit kino, Marvel & DC alike.
Come at me Yea Forums.
Everything this movie did I was happy about it, namely dumping into the gutter the shitfest that were the previous first two movies and dropping the whole "we take ourselves seriously" act.
>And also, arguably avengers 2, even though Ultron was painfull misused.
See, this is how I know you're just being an edgy contrarian, you sorry waste of trips.
t. social reject boomer whose disconnection from teen culture only increased exponentially after his generation grew up
How many people is that?
Just how sad is the human species?
How do we fix this?
His complete and utter lack of depth is insulting.
When you will stop being a hypocrite, you jacked off to the raciall homogeneity and black unity message of Black Panther.
1. Cap 2
2. Iron Man
3. first Avengers movie
there, I named three lmao
>racial homogenity message of Black Panther
Literally what are you talking about nigger.
The raciall homogeneity in general, black unity was the message.
You jacked off to the fact that the movie depicted a 100% black country and lacked the diversity which you craved when it comes to Ragnarok.
Are you that black supremacist apologist who defended Wu Tang clan in a thread yesterday?