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Azor Jon
Azor Little Finger
>lol dude i cropped a pic of mario over a characters name like mario LOL
>look mum im going to keep posting it until it sticks lol this is how we make memes
>Mario Naharis
based
nth for cute dany
Maario Naharis
LOOK MUM I POSTED IT
>tfw will be free from this show in a mere month and a half of episodes
Now if only the walking pleb would end.
Apologise
Why did he stop caring?
based!
have sex you virgin loser
She looks like a fucking chimpanzee in that pic.
This desu
imagine what a massive faggot youd have to be to still be watching this retarded garbage
take a guess
He gets to live his remaining years carefree rich as fuck or stress out about hitting deadlines for a book series thats already hit the jackpot for him?
>Don't worry reddit, I am writing le book!
she looks better in that pic than what she looks like in the entire series
BASTARD
He is taking the piss.
He's stopped working on it.
What's with the gaycap anyway?
>still caring about the books at this point
>First ever Stark to ever existed is named Bran Stark
>Last Stark that exists now is named Bran Stark
Based Rickon really had to die.
ayo
His books are too problematic for this day and age.
Azor Sneed
Report Mario posting
>and that’s the same stark because of time travel
>deep
Azor ahand
you just know
I fucking hate this gay shitty show and how it takes over this board
Kill yourselves
S8 will probably suck and that’s OK.
my hand is yellow I am turning into Sneed!
and that's a good thing
And that's a good thing!
Honest opinion bros, do you think he'll actually finish the books or will he just fuck it off now and live out his days counting his shekels?
aaaaaaggghhh...
I have 2 theories:
1) He’s gauging reactions from the final season to figure out how to finish the books without alienating his fan base and revenue stream.
2) The books are already done but he’s going to release them next year when people forget about the Tv series.
just dont go into it expectiong season 1-4 quality
See it as a hype show
fuck plot is garbage anyway
still mad
Here's why!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH.....
based
Seethe.
Welcome to Yea Forums mate
WoW will probably come out soon now that the show is wrapping up, then he'll shit out the last book just as interest wanes in a few more years.
just a few more months, brother
then it's gone forever
PICK UP DAVOS!
BASED
He’s too old and fat. It’s a waste of time if that was me. With all that money, go spend it on living it up. Once you die, that’s it.
Also he can take credit if the show ends well. If there is negative reaction, best to bury the series under the rug, and hope the prequels will repair any damage to your legacy,
START WITH THE POSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
did they just put some make up on a hobo to film this scene? surely they wouldnt decapitate an actor just for it
I think Winds will come out eventually, but it won't resolve as much as it's expected to and after that there's no chance he gets another one out before the fat kills him, barring some unlikely epiphany and newfound writing vigor.
Aaaaghhhh intensifies.
Hello, I am a professional blogger and critic of cinematic media. I have viewed the final season.
I won't spoil it for you, but I'll just say everyone dies besides the main female stark girl characters, and they rule in peace and harmony without tyrannical men to muck things up.
Do you guys think he uses the gold hand to wipe his ass and then just washes the hand?
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This monologue was actually pretty funny. Didn't know Kit could do comedy at all
If TWOW isn't gonna release this year then it's a good assumption to make that he'll never finish them.
Let's face it, he fucked himself over hard when he was unable to make the time skip work. That's something that I think most fans don't even realize. He literally wrote the books for a time skip to occur. Now he has to write the story down presently, and now there's too many subplots for him to have to catch up on all the while trying to tie up the main plots and characters together.
After ASOS, the books after that were more criticized and weren't held in a high regard like the previous ones. That's because they were supposed to have a time skip. GRRM probably realized all of this himself and got discouraged because he can't go back to the very beginning and change some things to better fit his story. I think he even told people that he lamented making a lot of the main characters of the story start off so damn young.
zombie polar bear
Yes Yes Yes
What race is this mongrel?
they are known by different names throughout the world
la creatura, el goblino, lux extinguido, muttoids...
they don't often utter human phrases, but when they do they call themselves Americans
Redpill me on the timeskip
ice bear.
el gordo del pereza
zombie polar bear
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so glad that mary sue stannis was killed off. I fucking cheered. Worst actor on the show by far.
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is radmure the dumbest fucking idiot in westeros? I can't think of any other character whose existence have caused more damage to the protagonists.
the fuck you just said you smelly fat loser
Have posted in these threads a few times over the last 6 months or so. I work for a British publishing company, generally just low level stuff but I get to meet some of the higher ups regularly. I'm only comfortable relaying this as it seems pretty open knowledge among most employees; the next book in the series is done and is in the process of being translated (if it hasn't been finished already). As far as I know there was some kind of deal made between Martin and I'm assuming HBO whereby he holds off on releasing new material so as to ensure the show receives max exposure due to people being invested in the show. This ensure maximum profit from the show.
Tl;dr George Martin wants to make the most money he can from all of this.
Kinda like how you choose to wear a fedora.
>I think he even told people that he lamented making a lot of the main characters of the story start off so damn young.
he needed the time skip to age up the dragons, not the characters. that said, why in the fuck didn't he just do it?
>made Stannis lose Blackwater
>got captured like an idiot
>got his uncle killed and gave up Riverrun for no reason
he's even worse than Catelyn was
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
"he's an idiot but i love him"
Will people hate him at the end of season 8?
>that face
>dies off-screen
I guess that was a mistake, huh
nth for littlefinger is coming back
I believe that.
This whole series is going to be nonstop TWISTS so I would expect to see him.
the laddah goesh from hell
Its probably GRRMs ending so they had to do it
Rose was in the set, Emilia is clearly into manlets and they fucked before, the joke was pretty good desu
Yeah! better make another Brie hate thread!
>2) The books are already done but he’s going to release them next year when people forget about the Tv series.
No way. BUT, i think we will get one more book, and then he will die, Elio and Linda will turn the last book and epilogue into spme kind of "fire and blood" book.
This but unironically
The only thing he has written of Winds has been what has been released as "sample" chapters. The lazy fat fuck stopped caring when everybody freaked out about the Red Wedding
>The only thing he has written of Winds has been what has been released as "sample" chapters
top kek I was thinking the same thing
wanna hear something sad?
100% of those sample chapters (Tyrion, Theon, Arianne etc) are all leftovers from A Dance with Dragons
we have no proof that he has written a single word since 2011
>something sad
I think it's fucking hilarious tbqh
Gold Hand means Lord Light in Valyrian
Because by the time Dany throws away her idealism he adopted it for himself. He wen't from not giving a fuck and succeeding to caring about stupid shit and failing miserably.
Based Jon thread. Thank you, OP.
>gold hand gets melted by dragonfire
>the gold lies in a straight line, before resolidifying in the snow
>Jaime raises his hand, with golden stick now attached
>the sun shines on his golden hand sword
>Lightbringer
Yesterday I was so confused as to how I accidentally ended up on Yea Forums. There was Avengers, Joker, Shazam, Brie and all the rest all over the catalog and I couldn’t figure it out until I looked at the tab and it really was Yea Forums. And you are concerned about a few GoT threads mostly contained to the generals?
there's a chance he's finished TWOW and is waiting for the show to end before announcing it.
Doesnt feel clever writing it anymore. He writes for the satisfaction of being smart, but game of thrones is literally trash now and he hates the fans
Jaime is Lightbringer. I think he'll be one the first people to swear fealty to Jon. Jon is Azor Ahai and Jaime will be his sword. And eventually the job he never wanted. Hand of the King. Like the original Aegon who's 1 handed bastard brother was hand. This times Aegon will have his one handed bastard uncle as hand.
But Jaime is definately Lightbringer. Jons sworn sword.
Gold of Hand in Valyrian means Lord of Light. And Jaime is a Lord. Once described as bright, shining and armoured like the sun.
Bullshit, he didnt finish it. He don't know how to finish it, he wrote himself into corner, he is a hack. D&D did a decent enough job of rushing and cutting all his retarded stuff and to many characters.
His last two books are already trash.
FOR THE FISH!!!!!!!!!
Any new leaks yet?
see
I called FFMEDIA, they say this guy is legit
he shouldn't have shaved before this, really damaged his top of mind recognition
Arent the Alayne chapters new? As in not cutting room dregs?
Fun fact: The books were finished a long time ago, but due to his contract with HBO he has to wait until the show is finished before releasing it.
Still think the most practical move was for Stannis to bend the knee to Renly and become his hand.
Yeah, Stannis had the birthright, but Renly had the necessary ability to win people over to his side (hence the army he already had), and together they could have defeated the Lannisters.
Together they could have been a force, but instead Stannis chose the completely dishonorable and cowardly move to magically assassinate his own brother.
>the dragon has three heads.
>Jon, Dani and Sansa have a theesome in the last episode
The End
I think that would be an elegant conclusion to the prophecy
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whats our opinion on this?
One like for one prayer
He could have dealt with Renly once they had taken Kings Landing. You would think a hyper practical man like Stannis would have seen that as the best move.
no
Stannis ultimately wants the power just as bad as the rest of them, he's just less honest about it and does have the legal right to it (behind Jon, then Dany)
Stannis' excuse of "muh duty" holds no fucking ground because he can easily just agree to give the crown to Renly - there were a few Targaryens who did this in the past so it wouldn't be unheard of
Is our queen okay?
Why the long face khaleesi lmao
based
I said this earlier this month and got called a "tranny" by Stannistards.
But, yes, of course this was the smart thing to do. But Stannis is not smart. He's a dummy.
You faggots always say bullshit like this but there's no proof. Infact, GRRM released one book during the entirety of Game of thrones. At this point, you'll be proven 100% wrong if we don't hear shit after season 8 of Game of thrones is done.
There's so much proof that you're wrong that it's ridiculous. Had he been finished by now, he would've at least gone back and written more Dunk and Egg novels. But the fact that he hasn't just proves otherwise, so shut the hell up when you provide no proof of this.
anyone got a torrent link or putlocker stream crap?
This season isnt out yet numbnuts!
Fugg
I posted that to trigger everyone by how retarded and gay it was, you weren’t supposed to agree you faggots. Better dead than serving a backstabbing, usurping faggot
Fuck you. Feast was fucking kino
agh.....
I don't believe you.
Nice try, troll.
Well he killed Renly anyway. May as well let him keep the reach's army until they take KL and then kill him later on.
You're absolutely right user, you should try being retarded more often.
For fuck's sake, he originally said it could be released by the end of 2015! It's never coming out before the fat fuck dies, and then we're going to have to wait three weeks for Brandon Sanderson to finish the last two books.
>gone back and written more Dunk and Egg novels
user he put out Blood and Fire before the new book. He's probably got The Winds of Winter under his fifth chin and ready to go as soon as Season 8 finishes
Threadly Reminder:
>Bran realises he can stop the army of the dead by going BACK IN TIME
>Jon and Dany get married
>Cersei kills herself when the Golden Company turn on her
>Jaime and Tyrion make up
>Jon gives up the Iron Throne to Dany because his "home is the north, and always has been"
>rebuilds the wall with the help of Archmaester Tarly
>Samwell is revealed to the narrator of the entire story as an old man, writing the "history of the game of thrones", comments on how it's a snappier title than the old book
>has been reading it to three silver haired children, who he refers to as Eddard, Rhaegar and Lyanna
>"Truly, it was a song of Ice and Fire"
>closes the book
>a dragon flies past the window, and they all watch
>camera pans out, and the dragon winks
THE END
Yes he’s working for Cersei ever since their meeting at the dragon pit event
Exactly. That would have been smart. Instead he was equally immoral, but also dumb.
His books are profoundly boring, though, and he constantly reuses the same damn words every page. Whenever there's a horse present, it WHICKERS
WE CALLED IT MAKING THE EIGHT
DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT, /GOT/?
The three heads of the dragon are Jon, Dany and Tyrion. Tyrion was able to touch the dragons alone and they didn’t eat him.
Hey guys, D&Ds poolboy here. I have some spoilers for the final season.
>everyone gathers at Winterfell to make a last stand against the white walkers
>white walkers never come, they took a detour straight to King's Landing
>white walkers slaughter everyone
>Cersei running for her life
>Cersei gets killed by a boar
>Night King sits on the Iron Throne
>Jon Snow and Dany march their army to King's Landing
>Stannis is alive and joins them
>last shot of the show is Night King sitting on the Iron Throne
>Night King tells his servant to bring him more wine
>cut to credits. end of series.
I feel like a time skip would ruin the urgency the series has.
If dragons aging is an issue then just do an asspull and have them grow exponentially.
fuck george, anyone who believes he will fininsh the books is deluding themselves
If I was GRRM, I'd just get two or three people writing for me. Give them the plot lines (which he said he already has) and tell them to start writing.
This is actually pretty good
D&D used to say they knew the ending, now that we’re here they’re saying shit like, eh you’ll have to guess if it matches the books and how GRRM will keep changing shit. They probably barely know how it ends. It’s like Shirley gets burned, so they had stannis do it. This means GRRM likely barely wrote anything if they still barely know.
M A G I C
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GRRM gave them an outline and what the ending probably was at the time, they just filled in the blanks with terrible writting, i bet george doesn't even know how to properly end the next book, let alone wrap up all the stories
what was the point of that subplot exactly?
>around 60 seconds of screentime over a few seasons
>subplot
based retard
lancel lannister looks like THAT?
He's going to fuck the night king
but it was pointless, unfunny and went nowhere. so in a show where dozens of characters and storylines were cut why of all things add scenes where people talk about how great pod is at sex?
when is the first episode in eu west time?
>eu west time
western europe timezone faggot
why would such a guy own an armor like that tho
To protect his bum from fingers
because hes been sailing around the world his whole life looking for cool shit
He's been adventuring and plundering and adventuring and plundering the world for the past twenty years or whatever. The point of his character is to show that there are other things out there in the world if only the Westerosi could be arsed to go and look for it.
the show couldnt even do basic things with him right, like an eyepatch for starters
Maybe he had some fingerless geordie to vouch for him at the iron bank
>that scene where Dany tells Yara that everyone in the Iron Islands has to stop pillaging and she basically says "lol okay"
>DABID.... DABBBBIIIIDDDDD!
>what is it dab?
>FINGER.... HEHEHE... FIN...HAHAHAHA
>oh my gob dab....
>IN THE BUM DABID HAHAHA
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>EHRBHRBHFBHKRNJHFNKJRNFJKNRG
because he's just their trump analogue
Human you /pol/ fucktard
It sounds so much less gay when you don’t reference the EU in your time zone.
But anyway last season they aired it everywhere at US EST first to avoid leaks and then later played it around the world at reasonable normal times. So figure out what time 9:00 east coast US time is for you on Sunday the 14th and it should be on if they do that again.
In what way, not sure I picked up on that?
We all gonna make the 8 together. The 8 seasons that is!
>tfw u realize GRRM's whole goal with this show was to normalize incest to curb the breeding of lesser peoples
>season 1, Normies: eww incest is gross
>season 7, Normies: JONxDANY OTP OTP OTP
he is so based
>implying Loras is actually injured and that wasn't a lie told to Cersei, the Drunken Queen
based
>finger in the bum, they let you do it
>he's the overbearing man competing against hillary/dany
>he's a raving misogynist who hates the idea of a woman ruling
etc etc
Daddario Naharis when?
>this post and all its replies
Arguing_with_holes.jpg
god...
>Why did he stop caring?
spend his remaining months / years on a neverending english homework assignment for bitter fans who hate you and that has already been spoiled by a tv show and for money you don't need
or...
spend your remaining months / years as the professional "idea guy" that every nerd dreams of being, driven to and from movie sets, conventions, parties, meet&greets, red carpets, and getting to creep on gorgeous young women (and a few trolls). Everyone treats what you say literally as the word of God. You rationalize that this is what's best for the series since you will influence much more creative work this way, as opposed to finishing the series, but in reality, you just don't give a fuck and just want to hit the buffets and hang out with fans because you're fat and and old and it's easy. Any of us would take that deal.
Based retard wrangler
the goblin emerges
Reminder that Ramsay is based
nah
>season six
wat
Will Daenerys die?
I hope so
Freudian slip
AND HARENNHAL ? I SHAPOSHE
Should I pay this time since this is the last ride
50/50. I doubt both she and Jon will survive
This thread has became so much breaddit tier there is not a single post about CLEGANE BOWL
Actually, I kid you not, he doesn’t have an eye patch because D&D thought people would confuse him with Beric.
are you guys hoping for any celeb cameos?
mountain's armor looks different (and worse) now
ICE-T, SNOOP DOGG
I cannot wait for Ed Sheeran's return
Based Blacked of Thrones
GODS
create different accounts and watch it for free
Most of the Iron Borne hated the idea of a woman ruling in AFFC, too. Aeron exploited that for Victarion’s gain and ended up benefiting Euron and is now suffering for it.
I’m just not excited at all for this lads. I think season 7 honestly was the last straw.
>remember s1; pretty well, great stuff
>remember s2; somewhat less fondly, still good, fuck those dany scenes though
>remember s3; oh god it's already becoming a blank slate, uuuh there were decent battles i guess?, Most of the Lannisters were doing some great acting as usual though,.. right?
>season4; oh fuck... uuuh,... i liked the wedding scene? can't tell you if was the red one or the one with jofboi weezing his guts out
>season5; yeh, nah,.. sorry,... walkers?
>season6; i know i saw it
>season7; dragon,... or was that season 8?
>what's happening again?
Also the same sets and uninteresting boring dialogue scenes later on become tedious, you realize you're watching the same characters mumbling the same shit for years on the same sets a lot of time.
Just do a rewatch before next week.
I'm hyped.
>ellipsis
Retweeted
>Not CLEGANE BOWL on the poster
I want a refund
This is exactly how Game of Thrones 6: The Winds of Winter by David Benioff and DB Weiss will read when it’s published after GRRM dies.
>be a pretentious fat fuck
>shits on fan fiction
>shits on Tolkien
>says his own original characters are like his children
>sells the IP for sheckels anyways
>botched fan fiction tv series happens
>becomes a hypocrite
>have a wave of bookfags harassing him to FINISH THE BOOK GEORGE
>can't sleep
>FINISH
>can't enjoy his remaining life with wife
>THE
>can't go to his own site before he gets reminded of what he has done
>BOOK
>always be reminded that the series is shit and the books were better
>GEORGE
sounds frightening plausible
Man they really did Littlefinger dirty
>be the mastermind of everything that triggered the story
>get fuckiNg owned by anime Arya and shitty Sansa
>SHANSHA PLEASHE I SHAPPOSHE
Peter Griffin
It became clear that D&D couldn't write certain characters alone because they were too smart, so they either killed them in "le epic/funny" ways or changed them utterly.
when certain characters like barristan selmy
and roose bolton got killed off in really boring and pointless ways is when the show became basically unwatchable
For me it was Varys. He had his plans for like 6 seasons, and then suddenly his plan was "I love Dany and support her 100% whenever she decides to show up"
the showrunners gave up on all the interesting shit and just had everyone either fall behind dany or become a cartoonish, moronic villain
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
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you're weak, you're out of control, and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everyone else.
I don't think they gave up on it. I genuinely think that they're too stupid to continue it, and honestly think that Dany winning is the coolest option because feminisms.
I missed you user. Welcome back
START THE WHOREPOSTING IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
Before writing the first book he sent a letter to his editor saying "I don't like to outline too much because if I know the ending I lose all interesting in writing it." He's going to see the original ending of his great work on TV, meaning he has to change the ending to be different. This even goes along with what he was saying on his blog. Before season six (when the show passed the book) he was talking about TWoW being in the final editing stage, than after season six he basically indicated he was rewriting most of it. The problem is he's been laying clues for the past five books, so the plot twist will feel illogical and out of place, so it's a lot of work to make it fit. Really this all comes down to the original "I don't use outlines" problem. You can't just build a house as you go, you need to design first then build it.
Aaaaaaaaaaah there he is
I only came for this
Unironically more entertaining than any discussion about the actual show could ever be
Fuck seething cuck haters
but hes alive user... he tricked / made faceless man die instead of him
Cersei can you please kill the whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhh
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
What was the point of the timeskip then?
IN THE NAME OF THE DEITIES, I WAS POSSESSED OF SUPERIOR BODILY PROWESS AT THAT POINT
to let the child characters mature to adulthood.
BRING ME THE WHOOOOAARRRR STRETCHA
Tyrion is sentenced to death by dragonfire for his betrayal. Finale ends with him being unburnt and reveal of him being a Targaryen. "You're no son of mine"
When I came to open up dragonstone one morning, there you were with your head half in the latrine, your hair was in the water... Disgusting.
My Comcast Xfinity box just updated with titles and descriptions for the first two episodes of the season. 8x1 is titled “Winterfell” (surprises that wasn’t used yet) and 8x2 is titled “The Revenge of Stannis.” I don’t know about you but I’m pumped.
Best recap video on youtube?
I feel like I forgot everything that happened after season 3-4 ish.
egg! i dreamed i was old
>he didn't rewatch the entire series
shame
>Show Stannis: BURN SHIREEN
>Book Stannis: march harder you louts!
wtf bros it's like a different person
dan and dabid hate stannis
GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
no shit, he's taking so long the fans have already figured out every possible twist.
book good
show bad
wait a second
BRAVO VINCE
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there are multiple ones
Rewatching the series and holy shit is Dany this fucking annoying, is she the same in the books ?
>I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT
>MUH DRAGONS
The whole show everyone else is suffering and dying, while she basically walks around and people give her the things she demands. And she'll end up on the Iron Throne effortlessly, too. Because she wants it.
she's worse in the books
She's not so bad, just kind of boring due to having a flat personality and being isolated from every other plot.
yes she is, but it's more undestandable since she's like 16, and the chapter where she almost shits herself to death was pretty fun
even if they knew the ending, they would run into the same dilemmas on the way as grrm. except D&D are brainlets so they went for the dumbest, most straightforward choices. I guess that works better when you have deadlines.
Nah book!Dany actually fucks up sometimes, expresses emotion and is genuinely conflicted throughout her journey, whereas show!Dany just sits around giving speeches between smugness and deadpan expression about how great she is and everyone around her laps it up.
he beat TES: Valyria without mods
oh fuck I forgot, the whole "winter is coming" made the time skip impossible. lmao at grrm though, he literally wrote himself into a corner right at the beginning and didn't even realize it.
>warrior culture that has no regard for human life
>loot and pillage everywhere they go
>enslave people and treat women as cumsluts
oh yeah but then they accepted a queen who then told them not to rape and they accepted that too, and this happened twice
I'm sure the iron islands has other viable means of sustaining themselves...
weird, I think S6 was rock bottom and S7 was a slight improvement
it's as much the actress as it is the writing. Most women don't know how to "act badass" without coming across as annoying and shrill. Adding "regal" to that just makes it that much worse. Lena Heady can. Emilia Clarke cannot. Whats-her-face from the robot cowboy show has the same problem. The flat chested one with the pretty face. She was really great until she had to turn "badass" and then it was cringe. I think they default to the way they think a man would act or worse, the way that men make them feel, but it just comes across the wrong way.
>female power fantasy / white savior complex
the irony is that a truly feminist show would be far more ruthless and probably more enjoyable to watch. The bigger problem with Danny's storyline and to a lesser extent Yara is that it's not as much feminist as it is conventionally white liberal / idiot suburban white woman -tier. It's all idealism and changing people by inspiring them to "be better"
Well, they did magically conjure up enough wood to build a massive fleet for Euron, so who knows really.
True. They'll probably make them a fishermen or something
>the irony is that a truly feminist show would be far more ruthless and probably more enjoyable to watch.
it'd be ruthless to men. There would only be three women in it: the ugly one everyone can feel superior to, the slut for tumblr and a hillary clinton analogue.
because he's contractually bound to not put out any books until the show is done so as to not divide the fans/cause competition.
Reminder that the entire Faith of the Seven plotline is the most retarded one in the show
>I think they default to the way they think a man would act or worse, the way that men make them feel, but it just comes across the wrong way.
I think this is why Cersei is the only female lead that actually works. She actually behaves like a woman with power. The Tyrell women were pretty good in that regard too.
>conventionally white liberal / idiot suburban white woman -tier. It's all idealism and changing people by inspiring them to "be better"
And it works out too, because the world bends to Dany Sue's will. Kind of ironic how the show has turned into the exact opposite of what it was.
Think the cancer and shitposting in /got/ will be legitimately more entertaining than the final season.
keep coping user, at this point i'd be more willing to bet on aliens visiting our planet than that fuck ever fininshing the books
Dorne is worse
>not the dorne plot
the one thing they have in common is that they clearly didn't know how to wrap them up or what to do with the characters so they just decided to kill everyone involved in them
Honestly, the best thing about that last shitstain season was the /got/ threads and the gendryposting
he hasn't written a page outside of the sample chapters, which were all recycled from ADWD anyway
Daenerys's chapters are legitimately the worst in all of ASOIAF. Closely followed by Damphair's.
don't know what eu west is. But the episodes have always become available at 02:00 gmt on the hbo site.
i honestly feel for those who think a dream of spring will ever see the light of day, i don't even think winds is gonna get published since I guarantee that fat fuck hasn't written a quarter of it
So in the third episode of season 7, one of the main reasons why Iron Bank decided to support Cersei was the fact that Daenerys was a big problem for slave business...
But Iron Bank belong to Braavos, and these guys fucking hate slavery, no? Is it an only TV change that Iron Bank is now profiting from slave trading, or were they always like this?
Basado
davos chapters are the best chapters
>lol bro let’s just punish Loras for being a fag now
>make sure Margaery gets punished too for no reason
But then Damphair goes and gets one of the best chapters of the whole series in TWOW
Best thing where the threads man S6/7 have been absolute dogshit i’m just hyped for one last /got/ season
>5 days
it's too much.
am i the only idiot that pronounced damphair as dam-fair?
Davos, Jaime and JonCon
I LOVE YOU GUYS
>let's hire a versatile actor for doran martell
>let's forget about doran's book plot and make him a kind faggot
>fuck it let's just make ellaria sand and her daughters the face of dorne
>everyone likes girl power right?
>fuck it just kill doran, his nephew and areo
>nobody likes dorne now
>fuck it just kill everyone involved in the dorne plot and forget about it
I wonder why they never bothered to give Robert Strong/Zombie Mountain Robert's warhammer. I want to see him pancake The Hound with it.
>She actually behaves like a woman with power
That's book!Cersei in a nutshell and yeah there are a lot of potentially great women on show who actually act like women... The Tyrells, Kat, even Sansa. Hell, I would be Breanne in that category as a complete freak of nature and the oft-celebrated "exception to the rule".
>the world bend to Dany Sue's will
her scenes really are like stepping into an alternate reality. The show universe changes into one that serves her and is about her. That's why Tyrion and Varys get wrecked by joining with her. They lose their own agency and purpose.
I have a feeling that these scenes and that awful Wildling soccer mom Karsi are really what women want to see. They don't actually feel good watching Cersei and Margery and the other women. They probably enjoy Lady Olenna because who doesnt but I don't think they actually want to see women being realistic women. They want the queen bee / belle-of-the-ball / fierce momma bear power fantasy.
I don't know why they bothered to include Dorne at all if they decided not to include Quentyn, Arianne, and Aegon. It literally does not make a fucking lick of sense. Should have introduced Victarion instead.
because HBO made them. Some exec at HBO heard there were hispanic "bad ass girls" in the books and they made them put them in.
after seeing what they did to euron, im glad victarion was left out
SWAMP
FAT PINK MAST
THE MORE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
>That's book!Cersei in a nutshell
I hope you're joking. Cersei in the books behave likes a fucking lunatic, unless that's your point.
In the books she hires a man with lung cancer on the small council, and even though he's coughing up bits of lung constantly, she rests assured he won't die while he serves. And when he inevitably croaks she immediately goes OH I'LL BET THAT TYRELL WHORE HAD HIM MURDERED. I guess they didn't want to go down that path because it would have been degrading to Lena Headey
I thought HBO forced them to do dorne because if how popular Oberyn was
No, supposedly that’s really common among idiots. Same with Kettleback instead of Kettleblack.
she's been fucking lancel and osmund kettleblack and moonboy for all i know
It kind of could have been done if they merged all three of them into Trystane.
>raised to be the perfect prince
>ambitious as fuck, angling to make Myrcella queen and himself king
>angry about his uncle dying and his dad neing a passive faggot who didn't marry him to Myrcella yet
>eloping shenanigans, Myrcella dies
>Doran reveals that he had a much better bride in mind for his son
>sends him to Dany, Myrcella's death means war comes early to Dorne, and they need help ASAP
>he's off being a faggot in Meereen for a bit, gets more backup for Dany
>tries to be a romantic rival to Jon in S7, gets rek'd by Euron or whatever
Something like that. It's not great, but fuck, anything is better than what we've got.
sheeeeeit kettleback makes so much more sense now
always wondered why someone would name their family the kettlebacks
>you now remember tyrion raped a slave in volantis
>you now remember tyrion almost kills penny because she triggered him
i have some earth-shattering news, user. are you sitting down? ready? -women are fucking lunatics-. Especially women with power. As it happens, I was referring more to her internal monologues and the way in which her being a woman consistently corrupts her decision-making and hobbles her as a player of the game, but yeah... her being a lunatic is a feature, not a bug. show!Cersei is an equally-valid and accurate female portrayal, but her more extreme book version was not inconsistent or unbelievable, unlike show!Danny and others.
>It would have been degrading to Lena Heady
>not like shaving her head and marching her "naked"
now you're the one whose joking. well played, user.
Dany basically destroyed the economy of Slaver's Bay and disrupted slave trade on the continent of Essos, which was a pretty huge deal. The Iron Bank pretty much financed everyone and had interest all over the world. Some dumb bitch destabilizing the economy of the entire continent over feelz is the kind of shit they didn't need in their lives.
>Night King is about to kill Jon and Dany
>an explosion in the sky blinds everyone, including the dead army
>a plane crashes into the army of the dead and defeats it
>someone comes out of the crash
>It's Littlefinger
>He stabs the Night King, saving Jon and Dany
>"and that's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane"
>fade to black
>And who... Are you...
nah, show Cersei is more intelligent than book Cersei and that's a good thing
>showrunners unironically think this
dabid
GRRM really needs to improve his prose, there must be more creative ways to say that Dany had diarrhoea than just "dude she shat herself lmao"
familiarity breeds contempt. the only reason you think book Cersei is dumber is because we literally have access to her thoughts and we don't for show Cersei
when did Scarlet started acting
Come on, user. A woman who knows she looks good doesn't turn down the chance of flaunting off her assets.
The thing with Cersei is that throughout AFFC/ADWD, she's growing fat and ugly.
At one point, her handmaids tell her she can't fit into her dresses anymore, and she scolds them for shrinking them.
It's only halfway through her march of shame that she realizes she's fat and her tits are sagging.
>D&D did a decent enough job
nope, they just went for the obviously retarded choices grrm was trying to avoid
:puke:
there's kind of impressive actually. there's about 4 extremely cringey things (those plus myish swamp) in the entire series of books
No, it's because show and book Cersei are two different women and I prefer show Cersei.
book cersei is just a drunk insane woman
Yeah i know what you mean, book Stannis was much better
Binging this show for the first time
just saw based episode 9 of season 4, holy shit.
So far its
S1 = S2 > S4 > S3
I don't get the S3 hype, besides the Red Wedding, BASED JAIME, Ygritte and Davos, it was kinda boring overral.
Personally? I think it's because we got less Tyrion in King's Landing plots. Tyrion as Hand was fun as fuck while Tywin there was mostly sorta ok.
S4 even made Daenerys an interesting character, it's amazing.
Please tell me S5 is as good
you're not wrong and i'd probably agree if for no other reason Lena Heady's portrayal. I just don't think the show version is smarter. The show goes out of its way to tell us frequently how dumb she is, up to and including Tywin literally saying it.
Season 5 is very boring.
Season 6 is both garbage and boring save for like 2 episodes.
Season 7 is sorta garbage but entertaining.
>Please tell me S5 is as good
HAHAHA
it's over user. the rest of the series is shit, sorry.
Season 5 is the worst. It nearly killed the show. It´s so bad, i cant describe it. Only season 7 comes closes to the shitiness of season 5.
I'm not saying she's super smart, just slightly more rational than her soap opera counterpart in the books.
>episode 9 of season 4
checked and that 360-degree panning shot inside Castle Black gets me every time.
S5 and S6 are dogshit, S7 is memes and fanservice
New thread
>the night king is dead
>cersei is executed
>the kingdoms are rebuilding
>dany is chosen to be queen
>dany is about to sit on the throne
>a spear flies across the throne room and rips her head off
>the crowd gasps
>admist the crowd a hooded figure emerges
>the guards immediatly surround the figure
>in tears jon snow approaches the cloaked figure
>"whah?" he asks
>he grabs the figure by the cloak, sword in hand
>"WHAH?!?"
>a faint chuckle is heard underneath the hood
>"rhllor hungers..."
>the cloak rips off in a fiery vision that sends jon snow and the guards flying across the room
>the whispy strands of hair on the mysterious mans head flow from the force eminating from his body
>he turns to the crowd
>it's stannis, reborn
>grey worm orders the dothraki forces
>"kill him or hundreds will die!"
>stannis nods his head
>"thousands"
>fade to black
>stannis drums start playing
I personally really like season 6 apart from a certain sub plot. S5 tho is shit and S7 is capeshit fan service which hits or miss depending on who you ask.
This.
haha based and epic who did this