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a wave of incel tears will rust the gaunlet

But half of all life got wiped out. Surely there aren't enough incels to perform such a feat.

You underestimate our power

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I like how there’s one slut there casually dressed in her jogging gear

Yeah, who is that semen demon?

>thanos has all the stones
>scarlett witch's power comes from a stone
>she was barely able to slow him down a little
>captain cheese's power comes from a stone
>SHE IS GOING TO ONE SHOT HIM AAGGHHHHHHHH

how do autists make leaps like this, they've got to be just pretending right, nobody is actually this mad about capeshit?

all the superheroes shooting their lasers and guns and portals beams all at once and captain marvel channels them all into one big spirit bomb thing or some dumb gay shit like that its gonna be terrible

Antman goes up his dickhole then expands

lol fag.

Captain Marvel flies up to him and gives him a vasectomy with her laser beam eyes to TLC’s “No Scrubs”

Ant-Man will climb into his asshole and expand

RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES

What's your beef with No Scrubs? It's a good song.

I've seen all the MCU flicks except for CM, still gotta watch it.
Can't remember Scarlet's power coming from a stone, she's a mutant.

is this bait or do you have that short an attention span?

Apparently Tony makes a replica gauntlet so they go back to different timelines to get the stones before Thanos, I'm gonna guess that Iron Man and Cap sacrifice themselves at the end so that the rest can get back to the pre-snap timeline or some shit.

He gets blindsided by Cap wielding Mjolnir, which is obtained from the time travel shenanigans used to get the stones. Thanos had destroyed the gauntlet after killing Captain Marvel and BTFOing the Avengers in the first act.

The latter. In what movie was it said?

With the power of quips and feminism.

her and her brother's powers were results of experiments using loki's staff, I can't remember if it was just in an end credit scene before age of ultron or the movie itself. infinity war talks about it too, her powers being linked to the stone are the reason she has a chnace to destroy it. the mcu weren't even allowed to use the word mutant because fox had the x-men rights, so they had to make up a new background for the twins.

America chavez

It was explained in age of ultron and mentioned in the end credits scene of the winter soldier I think? also inhumans are the new mutants in mcu.

Guess I forgot about that. Trash character treatment, X-Men are the only thing remotely interesting about Marvel.

they'll not
thanos is going to be the hero again

it'll be like when they introduced the guardians in IW with rubberband man
except she's flying to Earth on her own and she doesn't have headphones so where's the music coming from? but who cares le epic 90s feminist

Don't forget pop culture references.

Who fucking cares? It's boring tension-free comic book crap. They always magic some solution out of nowhere.

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Why did they bother renaming the two movies when they’re not standalone stories at all?

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The fun is in what the solution would be. The hero always winning has always been a given. It's how hard the challenge is and how much they have to suffer that makes it compelling.

now that I think about it the mcu don't really use numbering, outside of the iron mans and gotg 2, most of them have been 'hero name: subtitle'

they'll ship one family of blacks and muslims to every planet in the universe, they'll all be ruined and struggling for resources within a few weeks after they start breeding. Then Thanos will kill himself

what the fuck are you on about a see through gamora

during the scene with nebula being tortured, there's a bit where thanos walks around behind gamora and for half a second the cgi isn't blended right and you can see through her a little. most people watchign the movie won't have noticed, but it was enough for 50 autistic OH NO NO NO threads.

It's never hard or compelling though. Somebody just shows up with a magic crystal or whatever the fuck or Iron Man gets his suit to fly halfway across the world somehow.

>"Haha you fools, no man can defeat me"
>Captain Marvel stands up
>"I am no man"
>punches Thanos in the balls
>"OOWIE ZOWIES RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES"
>whacky sound effects
>dog covers his eyes
>Stan Lee turns around and says "Excelsior!"
>Wang takes the gloves off Thanos and sings if you like it you should've put a ring on it
>Black Widow brings the party for real this time

That's an issue with Marvel films but it's not something that can't be remedied. I think it's because of the villian problem. Marvel seems so disinterested in seeing the hereos suffer or get pummelled by the villian. For example, I think Spider-Man 1 did a good job when the Green Goblin basically pummelled Peter or when Bucky was basically bashing Steve's head in Winter Soldier.

because they wanted to trick people into thinking that they're standalones so that nobody would go into infinity war expecting a cliffhanger

>final battle against thanos
>the avengers are dying one at a time
>each avenger dies somewhat related to one stone
>"you've been running on borrowed time all along, stark..."
>"can't get the one you loved back, captain"
>"gods can only wield so many power, thor"
>"mind your own business, hulk"
>"does the reality that your family is dead haunt you?, hawkeye"
>"you've traveled all this distance in space to kill me, only to die like a animal, raccoon"
>captain marvel teleports herself to the fight and punches him really hard
>thanos gets up and says
>"NO MAN CAN KILL ME, I'M A GOD"
>cap marvel stares at him with that bland face she makes
>"i'm not a weak man, i'm a powerful woman"
>chops thanos arm off with a karate chop
>"NoOoOooOoOOOOOOOOoooo"
>don't mess with this infinity BADASS

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Probably going to get the gems via time fuckery and get to a point where they have some and he has some. They will then fight him and get the gauntlet.

Cap will wear it, snap, and be killed by wielding that much power to save everyone.

Probably be a few other deaths as well.

Antman will climb into your mangina and expand. Retard OP

Ikaris.

>you've come to die like your twink, Stark?
>I'll show you the true meaning of a power top
>*unzips eggplant*

>Cap will wear it, snap, and be killed by wielding that much power to save everyone.

him or stark, since getting over his ego and being willing to sacrifice is like half his arc already. and if they are going to use all six stones to undo the first snap, someone will have to die before that to earn the soul stone.

Pretty sure they'll find a loophole in the logic of his morality and will exploit it. I mean he is done, he already did what he said he would do, there's no reason for him to fight the Avengers anymore.

What do you mean? They'll fight him head on. He can't use the snap anymore and as seen in Infinity War Thor alone wounded him so they have a pretty good chance of beating him together plus Capitan Marvela. The first half of the movie will just be about finding his farm.

i'll fuck you in the ass and you're gonna like it

Captain Marvel.

The movie will be written by a far leftist, she will blow your asshole out.

These movies are embarrassingly forgettable holy shit

Captain Marvel will accuse him of sexual assault

>thanos’s body disappears
>’reality can often be disappointing’ echoes throughout the room
>thanos reappears behind them
>he was using the reality stone and did the same thing he did with gamora in Knowhere

Ms Marvel sees all the males failing, picks up Stormbreaker as easily as one picks up a piece of paper. She flies at Thanos a gorjillion times faster than light (cuz she's that powerful and so much better) and hits Thanos square in the dick with Stormbreaker while sob-screaming "For the Matriarchy!)
>"Oof, right in the Infinity Stones"
>Male characters wince
>CGI dog voiced by late Stan Lee crosses its legs and says "That'll sting in the morning"
>Brie wins all the awards for her performance

>we don't see her in the lineup when they're going to the quantum realm in those white suits
What if during the first fight against Thanos he fucking kills her? I mean if Spiderman and Black Panther and Dr Strange could die why can't she?

Wrong

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In Age of Ultron it was shown that Hydra was using Loki's staff to make "mutants".

Yes comic Wanda is a mutant but they weren't allowed to use that term in the MCU since they didnt have those rights yet. My guess is now that Disney has the Xmen rights that mutants will start popping up when the Snap gets undone.

It probably sounded funnier in your head

wtf that was kino

Because despite all the virtue points BP got Marvel is that "ha ha we are doing better than you" jab against all the naysayers of her movie. So she might get beat down but they arent gonna kill her off cuz then the "incels" will "win".

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>I mean if Spiderman and Black Panther and Dr Strange could die why can't she?
well spiderman, black panther and dr strange arent dead; theyre all going to come back at the end of the movie

Incels

Ant Man uses time travel tech back to Infinity War. As he is now involved with the fight, he defeats thanos by shrinking really small, crawling in his dickhole, and growing to 80ft instantly.

Wanda and Carol use the energy signature but aren't powered by the stones. Carol uses cosmic power as the fuel, while Wanda probably uses Chaos Magic.

The space stone gave Carol the ability to access power from anywhere. The mind stone augmented Wanda's mind so she could harness latent ability to channel extradimensional energies (Strange summons them).

Wanda held him off pretty well despite having to destroy 1 stone and hold off at least one other.

That would require power greater than one stone.

You're actually thinking the everything in the trailer will be in the movie?

Why didn't he just use the stones to bring back Gamora?

Iron Man will sacrifice himself along with Captain America and Thor.

maybe you just have a shit memory?

What is there to beat? He's already snapped the people away and busted the gauntlet.

Fuck me, if they go with the whole "time travelling" thing, it's stupider than I thought, which is sayinfg something

it probably would have meant relinquishing the soul stone

They will go for the head.

And just like that, I don't give a fuck about Marvel capeshit anymore

>I cared until I saw a Yea Forums shitpost

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